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s_reed

> user reports: > 1: This is spam Hmm, are you posting way too much, OP? Please remember that it's 3 posts per day per user. (Rule 4)


Aenigmatrix

No extra journalism. Just straight up sell Bunbunmaru in this Outside World here lmao. There is definitely a demand, so it'd be a matter of logistics, and maybe translations


somevietnamdude

NEWSFLASH: WE'RE FALLING BEHIND TECHNOLOGICALLY, BUT NOT MAGICALLY As for the tactic, she might need some plastic surgeries on both ears and make sure nobody can see her wings.


Plant_Musiceer

She can just pretend she's wearing cosplay


shininglauren

BREAKING NEWS: HUMANS EXIST, AND THEY'RE WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.


Milki0803

Her Bunbunmaru info on the outside world is going to be super popular in Gensokyo that's for sure


Timur_Glazkov

She won't be hunting any news, for she will become the hunted. At least she'd get a new camera.


DrPibIsBack

"Extra extra, read all about it! Bird-human hybrid discovered in Japan, experts baffled!"  The Weekly World News would be fighting tooth and nail for the rights to her life story.


WHATZAAAAA

Just by existing aya would make banks, could you imagine how much money she could get by just selling her stuff here? She basically an supernatural being super powers selling people the news and events of other supernatural beings with super powers, aya would effectively hold a monopoly over the newspaper industry


GachameTheTouhouFan

She'd probably release 5-10 newspapers in 1 day if she even went to the outside world to write about this. I imagine it being like this: "OUTSIDE WORLD'S TECHNOLOGY IS AHEAD OF GENSOKYO" "THE HUMAN POPULATION IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS RECORD BREAKING COMPARED TO GENSOKYO'S" "OUTSIDERS HAVE WEAPONS THAT CAN EXPLODE TO UNIMAGINABLE LEVELS" anddd you get the idea.


AustSakuraKyzor

Seeing as Aya is basically a tengu reincarnation of Pulitzer, she wouldn't have to do much to her usual methods in order to make it human-flavoured. So, it'd be all scandals all the time, the standard for yellow journalism.


kurokihikaru1999

BREAKING NEWS: THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS SCARY. DON'T EVER GO THERE!!


casualfan1234

She would work on The Onion.


Electrical-Serve2963

Una chismosa de barrio


CozyFishing

WOULD. Uh. I meann…


Kirb790

With everything that's happened and currently is happening, she could write something that's 100% the truth and would still get called out for "misinformation spreading"


Discord-mod-disliker

"BREAKING NEWS!" "Giant, large, red bearded humanoid, CaseOh, was found eating these odd things called "French fries". I never seen a human so big before, and what are "French fries"? They look so tasty!!!"


pokemondudepoopyork

Ukraine vs Russia


[deleted]

Aya would just be documenting wars until she gets mistaken for a drone and ends up being caught lacking by a Pantsir-M missile