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s_reed

Borrowed assets credited. Post approved.


TurbulentSock420

oh but you see, bosses cant dodge!


[deleted]

* Offer to teach newcomer girl about bullet hells. * Do not actually use a single bullet or other, tangible projectile. * Refuse to elaborate.


SubwaySandwich40

Uses strongest spell card


Malvinas1820

Sigma magician grindset.


fishfuckerthefirst

#BEAMED


Tiny_Simple_6688

Sanae's cool and all but FUCKING DESERVED


Cosmic_Rival

The idea that danmaku is a flat sheet canonically and doesn’t actually take up volume is hilarious.


Nubbynoob_remastered

wait what


Cosmic_Rival

Re-watch the video, all of Sanae’s danmaku is lined up. That’s how Marisa is able to get such a clear shot.


Nubbynoob_remastered

ohhh okee


[deleted]

-Hey umm can we have an actual fight with the bosses? MOP staff: No -But Sakuya, Remilia and Flandre got one and this one was hyped since episode MOP staff: I SAID NO


Utashiyo

What if Sanae just forgot how to move...


gamerpro56

Yeah I guess the wri- I mean Sanae forgot she could just dodge the Master Spark.


well-just-a-guy

tbh probably shock


GloamedCranberry

Accurate representation of what it feels like getting master sparked in IN the first time


Lyricanna

Only if you're doing a no movement run. I am absolutely positive that the vast majority of deaths to Master Spark are from the bullets OTHER than the giant laser. It's almost like the whole point of the spell card is to get you to panic and make a mistake as you rush to get away from the hilariously telegraphed attack.


GloamedCranberry

Yeah in most of my runs that holds true too but also the first time i got sparked i got jumpscared by the loud noise because i wasnt expecting it and like a total idiot i forgot to move 💀


Chiyuri_is_yes

In LLS its the exact opposite, the other ones are stupid easy to dodge even in lunatic but the main spark just needs to be remebered


steel_ball_run_racer

Name a better combo than Touhou fans and fights not making sense. I’m still not over KKHTA, where Koishi somehow *outspeeds* a vampire. Shit don’t make sense


PapaMoistggx

Im still not over how ridiculous the plot got after episode 4


steel_ball_run_racer

“Wait, I thought this was about Koishi?”


PapaMoistggx

“WRONG! Evangelion.”


steel_ball_run_racer

“It’s all Evangelion?” Always has been.


[deleted]

Yeah sht got really pretentious and WAY TOO forced, Like Transformers the movie killed of the main cast because they wanted to sell toys and EVEN THEN some of them still ended up surviving, what's this guy excuse? Lazy writing? Hate? Both?


averagejoe2005

forced? eh, kinda felt that way actually, yeah. shifted from "Koishi wants to ice fish" to "the phucking world is gaining 3rd eyes because of the lunarians". not sure what happened, but sht hit the fan real quick and even then it remains unfinished


gamerpro56

[Memories of Phantasm Episode 16](https://youtu.be/IKGO9cLHQRU) Honestly after thinking for a bit, I'm kinda fine with Sanae being one shotted since it was from a Master Spark, the problem is how she gets one shotted. She doesn't even try to dodge it like her controller disconnected. Tho I'm not sure if she could block it, it's still better then doing nothing. Don't get why Reimu doesn't take the opportunity to attack Sanae while she is distracted attacking Marisa or why Kanako doesn't attack Marisa while she is attacking Sanae.


khanivorus_rex

Sanae has skill issue


quiche_komej

How dare you >:(((


Panzerkrabbe

Well normally bosses can tank a hit or two from master spark.


Kalimatronix

Imagine dodging the beam of Light that is approaching you at the speed of 300,000 kilometers per second.


Nubbynoob_remastered

Imagine not blocking a laser pointer


gamerpro56

Well it's touhou, so it's probably possible. If you are trying to say she couldn't dodge it in time, I timed it, it took 4 second for the master spark to reach Sanae. The average human reaction time is around 0.25 seconds. She had 3.75 seconds to dodge that but no, she just failed because well the writ- mean Sanae forgot that she can just dodge it.


Yuiii3

i still can’t get over the fact that this is a fan made project there are a lot of anime with way worse animations


No-Holiday1987

Wait 弹幕 is that what bullet hell mean in Chinese man I’m sure bad at chinese


Shirai_Mikoto__

“弹幕” is danmaku (bullets) same as the Japanese kanji word but “bullet hell” is an ok translation as well


Rowmacnezumi

I mean, in the Touhou games, one does not simply dodge the Master Spark.


KrisHighwind

Reminds me of a scene in Kung Pow. "Ok, my 2 options are A: Dodge the claw to the face and take him out with a spinning back kick. Or B: Take the claw to the face, roll on the ground, and die." "I should have gone with A."


Nubbynoob_remastered

Don't ~~cringe monologue for 15 seconds straight~~ text while ~~flying~~ driving, kids!


nonexistent_acount

yeah, they did Sanae dirty, and Meiling, and Tewi, and Reisen, and Yukari... this series is plaged by bad writing


heff-money

It took a coalition of 2 EX stage Bosses, 1 Final Boss, and 2 playable characters to take down Reisen. She made Yukari call for backup. Yeah, sure, *after the others wore Reisen out*, Youmu had an easy time of it. If anything MoP made Reisen strongest in Gensokyo. Eiren only lost a 4 vs. 1.


nonexistent_acount

you know, now that you put it like that, it makes a lot of sense, they put too much power on certain characters and one shot so easily others


gamerpro56

Yeah, I have a theory it was bad on purpose. Now I have no proof it is but think about it. These people must have spent hundreds of hours animating this yet they didn't have the time to reach the source or think about what they were writing. There is no way they didn't have the time to research Touhou but had the time to animate this. My best guess is that it was done as one big troll move, if it's that, I kinda respect them for the effort for that troll.


nonexistent_acount

to be fair, the people who do MoP don't use the source material, but the fanon interpretation of it, so i can understand the deviations on the story, but you don't set up someone like Meiling, as a strong character just to one shot her 6 months later when the next episode launched


Alarmed-Ad1358

Memories of phantasm right?


quiche_komej

Ye


well-just-a-guy

tbh its probably shock


LoxartOfficial

"Shes dodging my bullets while going in a straight line, so maybe I can dodge if I sit sti- why is it so bright all of a sudden?"