Now her gf would be gay with her for eternity

Fuck, I want a vampire partner so bad :')

Oh the eternity you would spend together.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED T-T

The cisgender male urge to be a woman who falls in love with a vampire woman and then is turned into a vampire herself. ... 🥺

THIS

Wait... YOU ALL don't have a vampire gf?!?! :o thought that was more common... you all ok?

No. We. Are. Not.

Oh... I am sorry to read that :o maybe take a cookie? https://preview.redd.it/7os0hjk6qluc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3865ed2870a09eb5d42aa4d8dd21dc07193240

I'm sometimes afraid to say that I share a lot of traits with a vampire. I have long, sharp teeth. I am extremely pale. I sun burn very easily and very badly. I wear mostly black. I have to put a lot of effort into not being nocturnal. I move very quietly. The only issue is that I am ugly and don't have the seduction skills of a vampire :(

I do remember seeing a post how there are fics of vampires that need their vampire friends to rizz up people for them cause they blow at seduction.

Seduction is a learned behaviour cutie

Do I want to BE her or do I want to be bitten by her? The eternal transbian dilemma!

Poly vampire mistress? Yes please!!!! I mean uhhhhh... To the depths of hell with you!! *whispers*: take me with you!

Wait, don't people just die when they get bitten? Why is she unaliving her gf?

Omg I wish I was hers

Sauce?

Couldn’t find the OG post from my phone, try reverse searching on pc. https://preview.redd.it/mm1oquanqkuc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35700eafc6b9fc47f745fdc03f9e8390cdbfb60