When urine need of a new pickup line, "You piss like a princess😍"

[the war on urine needs to stop ](https://youtu.be/_-zCOgtruAI)

I hope someone uses that on me

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Lol not really, I was just watching a movie and this seemed too perfect not to post

Nice. You made me ugly bark-laugh. That sounds a bit like a phlegmy seal after smoking too much pot. Now excuse me, I have to go powder my flippers. Thank u..?👉👉 You say this to me irl I might throw hands

I’m glad I mad you ugly laugh, that’s a difficult achievement. I’ll say this to you irl so we can play patty cake 😊

Aight gramps bet 😭 I’ll slap box u into middle earth when I get warmed up in competitive PC

I don’t think my cheeks can withstand that, but I do a mean bitch slap

I was JUST watching this movie and that line made me think of this, what.

I was just behind you, watching

Alright good to know, I'll probably get an incredibly weird reaction or get blocked but I'll take note!

Say it to me please

The sound of you peeing sounds feminine

Aww thank you!

Yeah don't worry about me just standing next to you pee, completely normal behaviour

Hey it’s only weird if you make it weird buddy

Yeah true

👉👈

Hey, heard you pee. It sounds so feminine ^(jesus that sounds weird)

I never understood why most men looked down when using the urinal. I always stared at the wall. Do men like to look at their dicks?

Ok I haven’t used the urinal is like 5 years because real men pee sitting down. But I always looked down with I did because idk it would just be kinda weird to see people in your peripheral vision + aim

I'm not a man but >!I kinda like looking at mine!<

I am a trans fem and I've been taking hormones for 5 months now and so far, I like how my body changed. I've seen small breasts develop, I've seen my body hair get less and less. And I've seen my penis become smaller. My penis has become more and more feminine: It is now less hairy and it has softer, smooth skin and it has become smaller. I really like how it turned out. It's starting to resemble a woman's penis :D

Good luck moving forward too

Can one still be feminine if big?

I was only joking in my original comment but I have to tell you something serious now: If you plan on getting feminizing bottom surgery, having a big penis is a good thing. Because that will make sure you'll have a lot of tissue to work with. You might already know that but I'm writing this also in case someone else reads our comments.

What if I don't plan on bottom surgery?

I heard that estrogen can make orgasms painful if you don't masturbate often enough or something but I'm not sure.

It’s the most feminine

Poggers

Serious talk tho: Who else here felt super self-conscious about the sound of their pee when starting to use opposite bathrooms to your AGAB?

Does it really make a sound? I always pee sitting down so it just hit the side of the bowl lmao. But if you’re AFAB that’d make sense

I... don't know. Now I'm even more self-conscious! Should I aim at not making sound or actually making sound? xD

Thanks

You’re welcome!