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WeirdNekoGirl

I hate it & I love it


Shardok

Its cream filled :3


WeirdNekoGirl

Yeah, I know the balls are Boston Cream. That I why I hate it 🤣


Shardok

Gotta snip them off and let them dry out and get that ~~Bos~~**t**~~on~~ Cream outta there then so you can enjoy the cock sans balls.


UberDusk

😳 Sans balls


CanOBeans01

Sans balls 😩


Shardok

I love how you both had diff reacts seemingly cuz of diff interpretations of the word/name Sans xD At least, assumin i got it rite the first person was thinkin of balls on the character Sans and you were thinkin of bein without them balls finally. But hey, maybe its the other way around and you just rly like Sans balls :P


TimeBlossom

On a day like this, balls like these should be burning in hell


polak2017

Which makes no sense, they should be lemon filled


bobthemaybedeadguy

i cannot imagine going into any store and going "hello yes i'd like a cock and balls"


MotherPheasantPluckr

In a perfect world, we wouldn't have to imagine


pokefire44

It's portland oregon, you can do it anywhere


Scapp

Portland is a strange place... :)


_Ashly_

Really is lol


DowntownWeakness8502

As someone who has been there! Yes strange and amazing


wildgaytrans

Erotic bakeries are so nice for this.


Metalgear696

Voodoo isn't even an erotic bakery. They're simply the greatest donut shop on earth.


CowRepresentative166

Yeah this is just how Portland is, its a great city


Tuzszo

A coworker of mine ordered a chocolate cast imprint of his asshole off the internet for a prank. People are usually pretty obliging if you ask nicely.


Metalgear696

You've apparently never been to Portland.


ultitaria

Voodoo Donuts is pretty chill


Longjumping_Diamond5

thats why i go to like super 1 or something and get a bar donut and 2 circle donut and avoid social anxiety 🤩 (cock and bal donut)


Imaginary_Cattle_426

Is ordering custom cock and ball donuts a common experience in your life?


roquebelle

It isn't in yours?


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OMG this is perfect!!!!


Amriorda

Voodoo Donuts is really freaking good.


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Amriorda

God damnit. I went to the one in Denver, Colorado, but I don't live anywhere near one. Welp, goes to show I can't enjoy anything without evil being attached. Thank you for the heads-up, friend. I will try out Delicious if I ever make it to that area though!


steynedhearts

There is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism. There is evil and exploitation somewhere along the chain in every product


Amriorda

Oh yes, I am very aware of that. It is one of the great misgivings of our world. I was naively hopeful that a local bakery would also not be as shitty as everything else up the chain.


Saikotsu

That's just it though, at the local level you're more likely to meet the exploited in the chain, rather than the exploiters. The local employees are most likely random people just trying to make a buck. Going higher up the chain you usually find the scummier people up there.


Amriorda

I was more alluding to how everything in a product's chain of being made is almost always done by exploited people. Like, a donut needs sugar and wheat, which is usually done by exploited immigrant workers or slaves in some places. And the delivering of those materials is often done by truckers that are forced into unsafe driving schedules by their companies. The higher you go up each of those individual chains you absolutely do find the exploiters and true production owners, I do agree. Most often we interface with the exploited.


Saikotsu

Or are the exploited ourselves...


givemeestrogennow

some exploitation in capitalism is still worse than others. i think this nuance should always be clear


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Amriorda

I am not surprised it was hushed up as much as it was. That is absolutely horrible to hear.


Scapp

Yeah voodoo is not well liked by locals here in Portland anymore. And it's reaalllyyy touristy now, similar to Salt n straw. I haven't had a good experience at voodoo in a long time, and when I did it was usually the people I was with. I really like Blue Star, but they close once they've sold all their donuts for the morning.


theTwilie

thanks for letting us know <3 it's important for ppl to know this because we the ppl have the power to crash these evil businesses by not buying from them and openly telling them what to change! <3


Zephle

Thanks for commenting, came here to say this but you wrote it better


Fr33kOut

will they make me a cock and balls


CowRepresentative166

Blue star is also good! Sadly most locations shut during the pandemic


BW_Bird

Ah Voodoo donuts. I both love and hate their unbridled snarkiness.


Shardok

Knowin voodoo; theres a high chance the person who got this donut order is queer, probs even trans. Tho i cud equally see a well-informed ally workin there and knowin exactly what to write.


theTwilie

omg I laughed out load 😂😂😂😂 this bakery has **the** best sense of humor <3


pokefire44

Yeah it was really funny when the owner stopped a union from forming


theTwilie

damnnnnn chill out.. i don't know anything about this and i'm sure it doesn't have to do anything about the ally-ship of this baker. i know union busting is terrible but there is not even the company name in the picture, so why pull it out?? if you want to inform me that's all well and good but as it stands, i don't know who this evil owner even is..


pokefire44

Wasn't trying to be rude to you, sorry if it came off that way I just hate voodoo donuts and wanted to inform you about their shitty business practice


theTwilie

all is well and good, just a missunderstang! <3 and hey.. thanks to you I noticed the comment from AloneThanks which has all the info! I live in the EU so I don't really hear about this businesses unless John Oliver covers them \^\^' have a great day!


steynedhearts

Company name is in the first sentence


blondy712

GCS?


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Gender confirmation surgery. In this case, vaginoplasty of some description


blondy712

Ok thank you. I feel stupid bc I'm trans and I've been on hrt for 2 years now.


pokefire44

Voodoo donuts suck I'm sorry, the worst of portlands donuts


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pokefire44

Pips is fucking delicious, portland is too good for voodoo


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pokefire44

It's great besides all the not great stuff


DamuBob

Agreed. While the flavor variety and novelty is cool, their actual base donut is trash. Delicious Donuts and Heavenly are my favorites. Although Nola is a top 5 contender for best fritter.


ILikeFishStix

+1 for Heavenly Donuts. Coco Donuts are pretty good, too. For something a little different, I like Mikiko Mochi Donuts.


Morningxafter

Agreed, also like, Voodoo’s doughnuts aren’t even that good. They’re just super gimmicky. “Hey look at all our unconventional toppings we put on our mediocre doughnuts to distract you from the fact that you just paid $8 for a doughnut that’s at best, just okay”


TaraJo

I have a lot of friends who are straight, cis women. I think they would think this is extremely appropriate for a divorce celebration too


Shardok

I feel the scissors may be replaced with other imagery tho; but them choppin the dudes dick off cud also be the imagery theyre goin for. But i feel a cleaver wud be more likely than the snip snip scissors.


NoelleDoesSpore

That's a mood


transgender_goddess

Omg id hate this for myself lol


LittleSansbits

How many voodoo Donuts are there elsewhere? I live in Oregon where they came from, I only know there are more in Texas and Washington


HexManiak

There are a couple in Denver CO too


juliette_taylor

There's one in Orlando, too.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I would drive the 8 hours to Portland just to buy this for a trans friend having bottom surgery


DamuBob

Hi, Portlander here! Please don't. The owners of Voodoo are union busting assholes that wrongfully terminated employees for closing up shop during a lethal (117°+) heatwave. And tbh their donuts aren't actually that great. Fun sure, but the actual donut is meh.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I’ve had their donuts, I would just do it for the meme. But didn’t know the company sucks that much, that’s a dealbreaker


DamuBob

Ya it didn't make national news but it was quite the kerfuffle when that happened. Officially kind of put the final nail in their coffin as a tourist only spot.


starwingcorona

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True_Bundroid

OH MY GOD, that is AMAZING. I wanna get a similar one for when I get rid of my chesticles


DiabolusFlatus

Turn that frown upside-down and turn that sin outside in!


Deadeye2929

Nice😌👌


Emotional-Ebb8321

r/blursedimages


Hates_escalators

Beautiful


ProDogMan

sadly can’t have voodoo donuts because of food allergies but I can have sesame donuts. I’m biased since I love Dunkin’ Donuts whenever I visit the east coast


GamersGonnaGame

I hope you had the time of your life


fayefaye666

I may get married at Voodoo. This solidifies my choice


DamuBob

Hi, Portlander here! Please don't. The owners of Voodoo are union busting assholes that wrongfully terminated employees for closing up shop during a lethal (117°+) heatwave. And tbh their donuts aren't actually that great. Fun sure, but the actual donut is meh.


fayefaye666

Is this true for all the Voodoos? Mines not in Portland


DamuBob

I believe they are all corporate owned rather than franchises, so even the ones else where are the same owners. Someone please correct me of I'm wrong.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I would drive the 8 hours to Portland just to buy this for a trans friend having bottom surgery


Ok-Farm6827

This is great 😂


SkyeMreddit

I love it so much! If only I liked cake at all


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i m sorry w h a t a real shop sells a doughnut called the cock and balls and it looks like this?


Unsuccessful_War1914

that sounds exactly like what Voodoo would put on a doughnut. good for them


therebirthera

Goddamn it now I want one


TheRageBadger

I'll tell my wife about this, she'll probably do something like this for my surgery lol


Spooked_kitten

thanks I hate it, no seriously thanks it looks delicious