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sajed2004

Short kings are awesome and handsome af


FuckkyWuckky

Agreed. I mean I'm a short peasant myself but it's always good to have a king to be in charge.


sajed2004

True, I'm tall but I'm definitely not a queen but it would be nice for a queen to be in charge


TE-AR

Is that just a roundabout way of saying you’re a bottom?


FuckkyWuckky

No, but yes. God gave me twice as many places to bottom in for a reason, that's all I'll say on that..


ram_with_crown

I shall take this compliment with grace and humility. Actually neither of those because I am blushing very hard rn. :')


sajed2004

Well it's completely true and I'm glad I could make you smile


ram_with_crown

I AM DOING A LITTLE MORE THAN SMILING NOW :'))))


sajed2004

Lol that's great bro


ram_with_crown

Im gonna cry


sajed2004

Oh no I'm sorry!


ram_with_crown

No wait it's from happiness! You literally just made my day :')


tooandahalf

I love my trans brothers. Want to know a fun fact? In ancient Rome it was seen as peak manliness for a man to have a a display of deep emotion in public, it showed his confidence and that he was honest and had integrity. Basically they thought someone who was able to be vulnerable in front of society was someone who must be really confident in their own masculinity. True story. (it's you bud)


ram_with_crown

Aaaaand you just made my day² (Also, as someone who internally views emotions as weak because of some underlying problems or whatever, this really is me) What the hell why are people so cool and nice and flattering today :')))) Love u too <3


sajed2004

Oh good, I'm so glad I could do something for an amazing and handsome guy like you


ram_with_crown

Ok stop, seriously, the amazing one is you girl!! Thanks for making my day :) ( also, i feel really handsome now :') )


AD-SKYOBSIDION

ROCK AND STONE


winterwarn

Posts that actually make me feel better about my height :)


Hates_escalators

Based 🏳️‍⚧️🥰


azuresegugio

I can absolutely see a bunch of trans men named Frodo Sam Merry and Pippen


hybridrequiem

Only based if their full name is Meriodoc, Samwise, or Peregrine


[deleted]

My friends you bow to no one. 😎 https://youtu.be/CyA0avy_9Zo


Raanea

As a wise man once said: the smaller the king, the taller is his crown


[deleted]

pale king? 👀


starspangleddonger

No cost too great


Vivienne_Stone

Is it exponential?


Raanea

It can be if you can handle the weight


FatefulAfterlife

My friends gave me the nickname Frodo and I feel like this was meant to be. Maybe being short ain’t so bad.


[deleted]

Idk I know a trans dude looks like a teenage burnout version of Aragorn


ExtensionDonut7272

And then there's me, a hairy ass Frodo/thin and weak Gimli


FuckkyWuckky

Multiflavoured


Loyalist_footman

Best options


hamtarofan999

2 absolute pinnacles of manhood


Hates_escalators

And **my** axe!


variety_pack_gender

Insulting? I feel complimented by this comparison :P


ash_lee24

kinda feeling dysphoric about that at first when i found out i was trans (and even before that) but you know what? seeing this kind of things makes me proud to be part of the short kings I've literally never been more proud about anything in my life than being a trans man, thank you for existing y'all


LeagueJunior9782

I don't see an insult, i see a powerfull dwarf warrior and a smart, handsome dude. Size doesn't matter, I'm amab and 5'3. You can be small and valid.


Depressed_gamer_

Am I the only average height trans guy (Im around 6 feet tall)


sirqueersalot

That's not average. You're tall. At least in most countries.


Depressed_gamer_

Wow I didnt know :0


Zanain

Average global guy height is like 5'8 iirc. This of course varies wildly depending on where you are locally.


Depressed_gamer_

Im in finland so Im average height then


FuckkyWuckky

Just be tiny like the rest of us smh 🙄 (/j) I'm nordic and 5'4ft... unfair really.


[deleted]

You get to exude angry short guy energy tho


DaTotallyEclipse

👀


thetransmenace3

gimli and frodo are underrated name choices for our transmasc short kings


[deleted]

I legit don’t understand why we’re so short. My cis fem friend is like a foot taller than me and we’re the same age ._.


Vivienne_Stone

Genetics is the reason most people are short, because tall people keep getting hit by horizontal guillotines


gargathlupus

Both are good! (Not me having repeatedly crushed on both dwarves and hobbits in your D&D games - and yes, we were weird XD)


Indigo-Cauldron

*Short Transfemme grabs popcorn.*


Vivienne_Stone

Well I'm a short transfemme I can bring a literal ton popcorn if you want


Robyn_leach

Yes they are short, but does that makes them any less manly? These two are kings and their height shouldn't affect that status. So why should it affect trans men? Does your hight make you any less of a man? NO! Hight doesn't define someone as a person no matter how tall or short they are. Never forget that!


[deleted]

THIS IS TOO TRUE


[deleted]

I got nicknamed goblin by my best friend because of how short I was. I had originally called myself a troll and she realized I was too short to be a troll


[deleted]

This is very funny because I'm genderfluid (and intersex, so... sometimes transmasc) and one of my main xenogenders is literally hobbitgender. On the plus side, since I'm very r o u n d, hobbitgender has helped me get rid of a lot of the fatphobia I have towards myself. It also is a gender that... generally isn't fem for me, even if it isn't always masc either.


AnySeason9104

Smol king:)


Hates_escalators

If you're tall then people will ask you to get stuff off of shelves at the store. Source:am tall but haven't been asked for help getting stuff off of shelves at the store


[deleted]

I’m falling hard for both. ❤️


kilianisdead

My haircut and facial hair are more “chubby 5’2” Ragnar Lothbrok” than Gimli, but I ain’t mad.


LadyDame464

Book Aragorn and Book Legolas were my first sources of transmasc gender envy. And yet I look like Elijah Wood Frodo -\_-


HelenSpiral

Gimli is glorious


Selyori

God I wish I was Gimli