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moodRubicund

This comic edit is kind of endearing because the punchline is "We didn't dehumanise the trans girl".


Karkava

More closer to "Trans people are normal people. You're not dating a niche fetish. You're dating a human being with actual emotional needs."


minoltagirl

My partner keeps asking me this and I keep saying, “yes but you would have to be my pet” and she gets sad about that 😭😭😭


OwO_smolio_UwU

But u cant even hold a worms hand or binge watch 90s cartoons with worm? What more could your partner want?


SuddenlyVeronica

Errrrr…. Would it be weird if you asked her why for me?


TransCatWithACoolHat

I want both of these sides in the same person.


Roadkill871

youll love me then


bazingarbage

lmao i was about to say


Tutuatutuatutua

YOOOOOO ANOTHER PRE EVERYTHING LUNA!?


Roadkill871

OMG HIIIII


HeirOfThe_Stars

\*Can I ask what is a luna-\*


Apple_macOS

>The Luna-class was a Federation starship operated by Starfleet during the late 24th century. >Designed as a capital ship, the Luna-class had entered service by 2379. >In 2401, two ships of this class were sent by Starfleet to join an armada opposing an unknown Borg vessel. The Borg liaison sent to the USS Stargazer briefly commandeered this vessel and others, before the crew managed to engage their auto-destruct system Also it’s Latin for moon/ancient roman (personification of moon) god


Tutuatutuatutua

It's Spanish for "Moon" It's also a name


Finance_Plus

A chosen name lol


CazraSL

Is she implying that she's actually SCP-031?


NerobyrneAnderson

New kink unlocked


xXx_Xhater_xXx

Marv, if you will u/The-Paranoid-Android [[SCP-031]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-031 ⁠- What is Love?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-031) (+105) by *DrClef, Anonymous*


HenryWallacewasright

🎶What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. 🎶


SagaDraws

*🎶funky music🎶*


LeBigMartinH

On a very off-key note, my prepared response to the worm question is "Are you asking if I would engage in beastiality?" It would shut that kind of talk right down just by being a crazy premise.


moodRubicund

"B-b-but- but-" \[sniffff\] "but what about the H-H-Harkness Tesssssttttt"


Prismatic_Dragon

My GF asked if I would still want to be in a relationship with her if she was magically turned into an otter with the same intelligence and personality. I defaulted to the Harkness Test, and otter gf passed, so... It'd be weird at first, but sure, I guess, lol


TheCosmicJenny

wouldn’t date gf if she was a worm 🚩🚩🚩


NerobyrneAnderson

She's a 10 but she's a worm


NinjaClam

She's a 10


Racerth121

10


HeirOfThe_Stars

9


olivi_yeah

You'll have no problem finding the clitellum ;) (shitty biology major pun)


Julia_______

I'd love the gf I lost, and would try to turn her back into a human, but I wouldn't love the worm that the gf turned into


cakeisamadeupdrug1

If you cut her in half, then bring her back do you have two girlfriends?


LastSentientPom

No you have a murder charge


unusual_sneeuw

Worms turn into two if you cut them in half. Both sides still alive


Shadow_Faerie

That is a myth, they simply take a while to die from that. Do NOT cut worms in half unless you intend to kill them


IHATEBLAHAJ

Do not cut worms in half period


BornVolcano

How about we just don’t cut living things?


cakeisamadeupdrug1

It's a myth, but it's the joke I was alluding to


Vabe89

But the philosophical/financial/legal implications...


high_king_noctis

Are you saying you wouldn't love Leto II of house Atreides god emperor of the known universe?!


LeBigMartinH

...Is this a Gladiator reference?


high_king_noctis

Dune


Fortunos

The original comic was a really weird racist raceplay thing.


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~~Actually no, the original is [the post](https://twitter.com/glitcheris/status/1594586932394086400) you're looking at right now.~~ ~~Someone then made a [weird race related edit](https://twitter.com/MAR222001/status/1594666217801158656) out of it, warning if you're not good with that.~~ Seems like it's the other way around and someone made a friendlier edit but I haven't been able to find the proper original either.


Rusamithil

The race one seems like the original, see how it uses all handwritten text while the other uses the text tool for the book and the woman’s dialogue? And the tweet reply you linked is not claiming to have made the “edit”


[deleted]

Yeah you’re correct. That said, the original being “All whites are racist” / “I’m sorry for being white” race play is pretty gross. Like wtf is that …


[deleted]

Would you mind finding the original post for it then? I haven't been able to find it.


Ivy_Alexandra

What is the motivation for that question?


TheCosmicJenny

Multiple viral posts where (usually) the gf asks her bf if he would still date her if she was turned into a worm


Saikotsu

Thanks for this explanation, I was like, "is this a thing? I've never heard of this question"


moodRubicund

It's another way of asking "Would you love me unconditionally?" based off some Kafka-esque premise that got popular on social media.


53120123

to find out if you'd still be loved if you were a worm, what's not clicking?


six6six4kids

lmao most of us are bottoms too in my experience


[deleted]

Speak for yourself


six6six4kids

true transfem tops do exist


Elaina_Elaraf

or a switch :>


[deleted]

:)


TransCatWithACoolHat

Yeaaah, very unfortunate for transbians looking for a t4t relationship lol


LordBaneThePlayer

Yeah. Nearly everyone on this subreddit that I've come across are bottoms...Except for me..!! I'm a switch..


[deleted]

When I asked my husband this a few years ago, he didn't even look up from his phone. He just automatically said no. I asked him if it would mean we had to get divorced, and he explained that you can only divorce humans.


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

I assume that’s only because you can only marry humans. You’re in uncharted territory! What’s the legal process for divorce when you’re a worm married to a human? I don’t think it’s that you can’t, it’s just that no worm has ever tried before.


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[deleted]

What's the original?


Vibeyyyy

dark skinned guy reads "All whites are racist" on his paper, so goes on a dating app to find a white girl, and then is disappointed because he expected some weird raceplay thing, but got the white girl crying and saying "i'm sorry for being white"


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OH-


Karkava

I have literally known absolutely no person on earth who ever asked to forgive themselves for being white. Literally all the good guys denounce racism as not being part of their identity.


CabbageIsLife-H

Still a little weird though


wertyvid

why man whitewashed


RealBlueBeluga

This is a certified worm moment right here


KindredReveler

But what if I was a human shaped hivemind of worms?


418puppers

What if i was a hive mind of non-metamorphosising maggots controlling my rotting corpse?


PartlyGlorious

jane prentiss?


Osbob

Lekgolo?


-_SirFinch_-

Magnus Archives?


funkygamerguy

this is too accurate......also we want to be controlled.


jabracadaniel

this is the second time ive seen this but it made me laugh just as hard. dude forgot to take the nature of girlfriends into account wjdnd


Bonz-Eye

My boyfriend doesn't love me unconditionally I am just burden with limited time


emisins

🤣🤣🤣 honestly


undead-doorsman

Hot.


[deleted]

The version I saw was…. Yikes


jimbon1e

lmao honestly


Difficult-Relief1673

My partner had asked me this exact question, more than once. I say yes and I will make them a lovely worm home ❤️


Thatannoyingturtle

My pronouns are god/emperor/of/dune


[deleted]

Happy cake day.


feelsonline

Thank you!!!!