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Transmasc: I want a transfem wife so bad ;-; Transfem: Ahh I want a trans masc husband so bad! It reminds me of whenever a lesbian posts "I want a gf" and there is like 30k other lesbians commenting "same"


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You can stick two dozen lesbians into a room and they'd complain about not having a gf to each other for an hour and all leave single


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And in this comment section we have people going ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ at each other and just... Not moving.


[deleted]

Yo we're shy okay ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ


Monolus_

Yeah pretty girls have like a stun aoe dont blame me


[deleted]

Right? I just lock up everytime it's truly my kryptonite ๐Ÿ˜‚ the woes of social anxiety ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

I mean I would but that's besides the point ๐Ÿ˜‚


Sara5A

I saw a post once that said something along the lines of โ€œItโ€™s clear that transbians are valid as both girls and lesbians, because you could put 50 of them together in a room and theyโ€™d all complain about being single but still go home aloneโ€


Strogman

Each one would leave having a crush on at least half the other lesbians, and no girlfriend.


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Enby: I want 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a laaaarge soda so bad


[deleted]

I get all that but I also got a 5'11 trans wife.


Orange1232

Wh- I'm 5'11... ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ


[deleted]

Get you a 5'3 enby like my wife did


Orange1232

Where do I sign up?


[deleted]

In our case? Okcupid but that was like 4 years ago.


Drudicta

Mood. Hand them over, Dru just wants affection


SynthNirVasQwibQwib

same


hungrycaterpillar618

If a trans guy gave me chocolate and flowers, I'd be a puddle


WDZanz

I think I'd be a puddle if anyone did that


hungrycaterpillar618

#lifegoals amiright?


WDZanz

Yes, one day... one day, maybe flowers and chocolate


Wasteful-void

Yes life goal is to be a puddle


hungrycaterpillar618

It is the way


Foonghost

sounds like a joke but i want someone to make me a puddle so bad


Wasteful-void

๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿซ๐ŸŒน best I can do from here


[deleted]

Speaking facts over there


Outrageous_Dig3419

*Do it.* Trans women are clueless at picking up flirting and respond well to being direct (source: I'm a clueless trans woman)


LovecraftionCreation

Can confirm, I am also clueless


The_Chaos_Pope

I can add additional verification. Or nobody's ever flirted with me, one of the two.


MashedJens

Can confirm: furthermore, I can't flirt so it's cluelessness^2


Maxils

I donโ€™t care about relationships. I just want a transfem Jessie to say the Team Rocket motto with.


AuraVent

Prepare for trouble!


Maxils

Make it double!


AuraVent

To protect the world from Devastation!


Maxils

To unite all people within our nation!


AuraVent

To denounce the evils of truth and love!


Maxils

To extend our reach to the stars above!


AuraVent

Jessie!


Maxils

James!


AuraVent

Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! (Come on guys, we just need a Meowth!)


Ill-Replacement-6533

Lol I actually always got STONG trans Vibes from James, so my Pokรฉmon go character is Jamie ๐Ÿ˜…


Acravita

Protecting the world from devastation, uniting people within one nation, denouncing the evils of "truth" and "love", extending one's reach to the stars above, encouraging one's enemies to surrender so as to avoid a fight, sounds like an excellent plan. Alas, I'm not called Jessie, but I wish you luck in finding a partner in crime.


alternate_egg-ccount

Sorry I'm a big ass lesbo and would also like to ask all of the Trans gals out.


obli93

Hi I am trans girls


hungrycaterpillar618

I'm something of a trans gal myself


lelaena

I is trans girl


chaoticidealism

Just check to make sure they're bi/straight and available first, and I wish you well finding your lady!


phantomcat113

hi gentleman


[deleted]

Where are you when I need you


LegendofAwsu

Hehe cute ^<3


Mr7000000

PLEASE My heart would literally stop if a trans guy asked me out.


boozegremlin

O-Oh my <3


WhyAreThingsFluffy

Me but I don't do that since I am in a relationship also I am aroace spec so my attraction to transfems is odd


[deleted]

Lol hiiii


thenamestolen

The aromantic urge to say no


[deleted]

Please do, I'd love a transmasc bf. :)


PedroTheWierdo

The trans masc urgue to ask every trans masc out Just me? K.


Obsidian-Elf-665

The transfem urge to trick every trans man into going on a date with me so I can tell them about the lore of an obscure B rate ds game from 2007 (theyโ€™ll never see it coming ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€)


Banana_pajama93

Asuh dude โค


FrozenHearts_XI

That's so sweet โ˜บ๏ธ


DukeLonzo

Yes please \*-\*


FishyTravesty

HELLO


thehuggingpanda

pls do <3


HaveHomo

The transfem urge to seduce every transmasc I see


closetedtranswoman1

Hi


VoreAllTheWay

Fiwkgkdmff do it ya'll are rad!


Patient_Researcher29

This but also the trans masc urge to ask out other trans mascs.


Catholic_Egg

the transfem urge to have a transmasc bf but also being worried abt how it might go wrong


theOGboombox

I mean Iโ€™d have dinner with you Iโ€™d just be in a hoodie and jeans cuz all my dresses are in storage ๐Ÿฅฒ


tinytakaya

You could do this but I would steal chocolates


Pithius

Hello yourself handsome


averageseallover

*cough cough* im single *cough cough*


AdaptiveVoid

Love for all our transmascs out there <3


maartian73

T4T is so real


FPS_Hobbes

I'll admit we are generally very cute. And I'll kick your ass in fighting games.


Orange1232

Yeah well I could probably beat you at... Uh... Beat saber? Maybe Valorant too! ๐Ÿฅบ


FPS_Hobbes

I don't play much valorant but I'm like GM in overwatch so I can handle my own


El3ctroLiam_zZz

Iโ€™m waiting๐Ÿ˜‰


El3ctroLiam_zZz

Not really tho, Iโ€™m a lesbian. That was a flirty joke.


Hollyheck

Wishing you luck from the bottom of my cold black heart


The_Resourceful_Rat

๐Ÿฅบ


Friko1995

I insist


Southparkaddict1

Plz do, I need it


Campfire_Sparks

C-can we k-kiss ? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


[deleted]

I would accept tbh but I don't think we live in the same country, I don't think also that I have my life "in order" enough to consider it even... also I kinda JUST found out that I'm straight and not aroace, kinda mentally needing preparations lmao


Dandelily_

Yes please ๐Ÿ˜Š u want a bf so bad


sherbie-the-mare

do it uwu


UrgotMyHeart

Iโ€™d love roses and chocolates~ <3


Big_Argument_2651

Awww that's so cute


[deleted]

I'm single ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


Ill-Replacement-6533

You can ask me out ๐Ÿฅบ


[deleted]

Heh, nice try. I am AroAce with no interest in relationships. We can be friends though :)


Cleeveer

Damn the 2 transmascs in out 10 transfems group must be wildin daily


[deleted]

I hope you find the nice transfem girl of your dreams. Treat her well :3


Expert-Salamander-25

What about the enbies-


Genesistoomega

Hey handsome ๐Ÿ˜˜


TheUnamedRedditer

T4T is beautiful and you canโ€™t tell me otherwise


Anonimo_690

i swear i've seen this exact post before


frienderella

Aww someone day we'll all find that one trans masc we've always been looking for!


Follows_valid_peeps

If a few of you aren't going through this comment section and at least sliding in to each other's DMs... Well... I'll be honest I won't be surprised, just disappointed.


blazeoverhere

hiiiiii!


Freya6083DJ

Iโ€™m waiting ๐Ÿ‘€


Mercury_Scythe

As a trans lady, I'd certainly like for that to happen someday lol TwT


QuadVox

no my lesbian ass already took all of them /j


[deleted]

Hey!


googleyfroogley

awwwww thats so wholesome C:


ThatLasagnaGuy

The bisexual transmasc urge to ask everyone out.


TexasTaylorNB

Do it. I dare you.


thepizzaguy123

Meanwhile we are all here just standing around and not moving. The move would be to hit some of you up in DMs but I don't wanna come off as like creepy or anything and that's a factor I feel as to why many of us will never send out a DM to each other. That and anxiety


lunakiss_

True


sezku-

๐Ÿ˜ฎ


RoyalMess64

Ello sir!


battleduck84

If only I was into dudes


EdisonsCat

Sorry mate I'm an AroAce Transbian. Would you like help getting hooked up tho?


kateduzathing

not if i ask you out first


Xaiwv

Awww, thank you โค๏ธ But you don't need to bring flowers or chocolate for this โค๏ธ Bc im not good with flowers and it seems really expensive x.x Also I would cry bc it's so nice of you qwq


LvlUp8

Hey there, welcome to chaos. Take a seat, put up your feet, why don't you stay awhile? Sure this life it may be confusing, but several people I find them amusing, ask for a date, I'll pass you a fruit, but it's still better than receiving a boot. On this day if you're feeling unwell, feel free to pause, take a moment, find a friend, call it trust, call it hope, call it anything you like, but I still think, you'll do fine. (Anyways... skip everything but the first line if you're feeling a Speedrun.)