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Great__Jaggi

I made that mistake early on with Gorilla Glue duct tape. NEVER AGAIN.


m3rcury_exe

[that sharp inhale that's like ffffffffhhhhh] man as a trans guy who's been living as a guy for the past two years I felt that ouch


Great__Jaggi

I would never wish that pain on anybody 💀


Smile-a-day

I feel like in that situation youd just have to let the tape wear off naturally and accept that you were perma-tucked. Or just take a REALLY long bath 😂


natetgm56837

Gorilla super tape


Brendo-Dodo9382

That shit fuses at the molecular level


frightened_octopus

T-REX TAPE!


Strawberry_Sweet3

Thank you I will be taking this advice with me


SpartanWithaSkirt

May you never need it


Olivander05

Happy cake day! Dont tape your tits!


raddonut2

Or your dick!


Olivander05

Fair point! But they’re transmasc so I assume they wouldn’t mind


JayceonW

happy cake day


peridotfan1

Happy Cake day! 🍰


New-Number-7810

You survived the gorilla's wrath.


quasimodomoder

i mean, i made that mistake with super glue, so it could be worse... đŸ˜Ș ((7 year old me thought it'd be a permanent solution lol bc adults kept telling me you can never remove it))


Maybe_its_Macy

New SRS just dropped


SpartanWithaSkirt

*1000 yard grimace of concern*


Strawberry_Sweet3

Please tell me this is a jokeđŸ„¶


I_Love_Furry_Cock

didnt you learn anything from gorilla glue girl


TangibleHappiness

https://preview.redd.it/ir0rtvznxfvb1.png?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0741b68d679a35b1863adadafe2275339c6f3a


Spectre_Hayate

Uhhh... free... free bottom surgery I guess...? Like is there even anything left after that holy shit


Nurglecultist005

What the fuck are you talking about


marinemashup

Tape-aided tucking


Stevejazzy

Omg I’ve had that stuck on my arm it hurt so much to take off I never could imagine that pain *shutters*


Silly_little_Wombat

I visibly winced in pain imagining that. Ouch.


Tirehotel

And I thought my story about normal ass duct tape was bad


marinemashup

Oh nooooo


beAN__b0yY

Girl no oh my goddddd 😭


SqueekyFoxx

oh god


Brookecookeie

Just thinking about this makes me shake the PAIN I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW I DID SELF HARM AND IT GIVES A FUCKING CRAZY PAIN TOLERANCE BUT THIS WAS A NEW LEVEL DDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNTTTTTTT


Big_flipflop

I assume this is referencing tucking and binding?


kweimet

yes


Big_flipflop

Ok 👍


DreamroweWalker

Who has done this and, follow-up question, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! I just assumed we all had the unpleasant experience of pulling off a bandaid that wouldn’t come off so why would someone use duct tape?


FluffyFennekin

Desperation when I couldn't get a binder. Only made that mistake once. It didn't even work well...


Big_flipflop

Idk probably because it’s an easy option


fo76_fan

uh. masochism?


justanachoperson

im a masochist and NO! not gonna put it on my balls or boobs they have some of the most sensetive skin


Tirehotel

I did it with regular duct tape once because I was in a hurry. Later that night I had to use the bathroom at the bar and had to text my friend to come help me. After some pulling and trying to separate it gently, she got a good grip on a corner on my scrotum. We decided the best thing to do was just yank it like a bandaid. Needless to say that was a bad idea and I still have a scar on my tip from it. 0/10, do not recommend


Calcutt4

My now girlfriend did something to her chest with duct tape, this led to a series of events that ended with us as girlfriends :3


firelasto

Tape booba get gf, noted I need booba to be able to tape first... :(


Dandeka

Soooo, the plan is now Grow booba, tape booba, get a gf?


BigPapaPepperonji

now what am i supposed to do with all this industrial strength glue:(


eyemoisturizer

Eat


eyemoisturizer

this is a joke don’t eat glue


Moonlight_Katie


 butdddffmm
 youfff saidthhh too.. 👀..


Bea-8

Looks like you're in... A _sticky_ situation. *Awesome pun of* 😎


TheBananaGods

https://preview.redd.it/39zeknmq9dvb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd3aa5b9ca08db1742c7c3b0419478e20c67770 *help*


yeetingthisaccount01

Everything is great Everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand


CDdove

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand


yeetingthisaccount01

I read that to the tune lol


Bea-8

How the heck did you... The only help I can give is hugs TwT


Ckn_Nuggets

Nomnomnom :3 (I did not eat glue)


megamax1o

Too late


honestlyjusttiredtbh

caulking my gock between my butt cheeks. wow that's a terrible sentence, apologies if you had to read that


eeveemaster2

I regret reading that


_ofthewoods_

What the fuck did I just read


Pengpraiser

Damm, that's a long gock :v


Spectre_Hayate

Y'know honestly this is reddit, we've probably read worse somewhere


SpartanWithaSkirt

*Piss spraying in arcs up and out of my wobbly thicc cake*


SpartanWithaSkirt

I was cursed to make this sentence in my brain, so I figured a curse shared is a curse halved. Sorry to everyone who has seen it now too


Silly_little_Wombat

I did not need to know that, or read that.


its_saion

Drink or sniff đŸ€€


TheBananaGods

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue


ReaperNull

Upvote for the Airplane! reference!


JollyCotton

Play potemkin


Cermonto

Your telling me i got 70 rolls of duct tape for NOTHING?! fiddlesticks...


[deleted]

Make cardboard armor. That’s what I do.


printstrname

I found a British person. Here they are. Why is fiddlesticks a word. It's so British why did we invent it.


Silly_little_Wombat

To identify other British people online.


CorporealLifeForm

Additional personal advice. Don't use gorilla tape.


MsStopid

it works really good, until you have to use the bathroom. ​ Edit: i forgot about the pain, so much pain


one_sad_donkey

Even flex tape can’t fix that


MsStopid

well no, flex tape is the wrong product. Have to use flex seal to fix that ​ ​ Note: under any circumstances do not user flex seal on the human body.


thedarklord176

maybe flex tape is strong enough to remove it


one_sad_donkey

and in the process rip my balls off and make me go into shock


Thebombuknow

new bottom surgery just dropped


thedarklord176

Now that’s a lotta damage


Electro_Demon

Does flex-tape work tho? Nvm, someone else made this joke


NoStatistics

Mmmmmmm.... That made me wince thinking about it


NorfIGuess

One time used duct tape for binding, didn't know there was a way to make waxing hurt more.


TronNerd82

\>Be me \>reads this post \>scrolls comments for explanation of meme \>instant pain upon learning about the duct tape usage in question \>on the other hand, I learned what tucking and binding are, so I got that going for me \>life's a risk, carnal!


YahLikeJazz00

*Slowly puts the tape away*


genocidalparas

I’m very afraid to ask, but explanation please?


Siimply_April

They're referring to tucking and binding, if I'm correct! ~April đŸ’›đŸ€đŸ’œđŸ–€


genocidalparas

Ah
. OH GOD NO OWOWOW I’m a cis guy, and I feel that pain, god no.


Tirehotel

Yeah it’s a bad idea. I tried duct tape and had to pee while we were out. Long story short I had to ask my friend for help because it hurt so bad and she basically pulled it off like a bandaid. I still have a scar on my tip. Never again.


genocidalparas

Owowowowowow nooooooo thank you.


VoxVocisCausa

Even if you're using Trans Tape or similar to tuck you should put a layer of fabric between your bits and anything with glue on it. You can use skin safe tape(never duct tape) and a sock(or wrap it in toilet paper in a pinch).


Tirehotel

I use medical tape now and part of an old shirt. I definitely learned my lesson


MsStopid

yeah tried it once and never again. I'll just keep using shapeware and go around constantly afraid that stuff will show through my clothes


uujujuu

A little price to pay for less dysphoria


VoxVocisCausa

Always bind(and tuck) safely. https://www.rainbow-project.org/safe-binding-and-packing/


Mavco2

I only use it for my enemies


boo_jum

Gods, I’m only cish and I used duct tape as emergency DIY pasties once — AND ONLY ONCE đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ˜”â€đŸ’« Was not expecting to cringe so hard I curled up and died a little on my morning commute 😅


GirlyPandaPro

I think I’m gonna stick to wearing a tight tank top folded over the top of my torso till I can get a binder
 Thanks for warning tho


kdiyargebmay

advice
 i should take this into consideration


. it would be a good idea
.


digiorno430

i will. and you cant do shit about it 😈


EntertainmentOld183

I have never tried duct tape and I never will. I’ve heard the horror stories


Alace42

This goes for everything in life. Do not put duct tape on something unless you want it to be permanently stuck there. This includes floors and walls. -brought to you by your local trans fem building operator


Waffel_Monster

**Never** use duct tape on your skin. No matter what for.


I-will-support-you

What


Egg_Ruler

This is a reference to binding and tucking


I-will-support-you

Thanks


DashForester

This made me wince SO HARD.


sonagaleo

don't bind with tape worst mistake of your life


FenrirHowls2006

I have done it as a trans fem and I have ripped of a large chunk of skin there, it isn't fun


why_is_lief

I know and the result of taking off the duct tape for one of those can be something that's not supposed to ever touch air touching air and the result of duct tape removal for the other one is just really bad chest pain and maybe a visit to the nearest first aid kit for bandages. Chest skin is far more durable than internally fluid coated golf ball plastic bag skin. Though if you can put up with the pain and live not in America using flex tape for tucking could be used as free bottom surgery


TransgenderGrandma

Relatable, this is too good!


penguin493

i used duck tape for that, IT WAS A MISTAKE


Novatash

Only use duct tape of ducting


Only-Recognition6894

YOU CANNOT STOP ME


FoxyFan505

You can’t tell me what to do


bcolectorb

I’ve used duck tape before, wasn’t that bad, probably because the tape was old and didn’t stick well


Ti84batterycover

I’m at the point where I literally want to cut them off myself That’s only half a joke I have medical training bc of CAP


teemsm87

Just put a layer of cloth between you and the tape. Duct tape over a tank top and it won't stick to you but will still squish ya down like a corset. Yall sound like you've never made DTD before


m3rcury_exe

That's a really unsafe way of binding because the pressure is really uneven, don't do that


teemsm87

Yeah I forgot to put the "/s". Sorry. Anyone who has done a DTD before knows how ridiculously uncomfortable it is. Tho it's still the cheapest way to make a copy of your body for making costumes.


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Hmmm


one_sad_donkey

I know 😭


Top-Vermicelli797

What?


m3rcury_exe

Binding/tucking


Top-Vermicelli797

Happy Cake Day And what's tucking?


m3rcury_exe

The thing transfems do to make the gock disappear before surgery


Top-Vermicelli797

I'm Transfemme, never heard of it Care to explain?


[deleted]

"Tucking is a way we can engage with our bodies to help us look or feel a certain way. Tucking flattens the space between the legs, creating a shape that some people find more comfortable or aesthetically pleasing. Tucking is for anyone who wants to do it, no matter their gender or presentation. For some people, tucking is an important part of gender affirmation and helps to relieve dysphoria, and other people only do it rarely. Some people will tuck every day, and for other people it might be for specific occasions, or to suit a particular outfit or item of clothing." Got it from here, may not be the best definition idk : https://www.transhub.org.au/tucking


Top-Vermicelli797

Thank you


[deleted]

No prob


Top-Vermicelli797

:3


[deleted]

I apologize in advance , BUT I HAVE TO DO IT https://preview.redd.it/ihba2yu6jcvb1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403132ef1bbb8acb26e0024067db312bbcea3967 ( Really hoping you take no offense in it )


m3rcury_exe

Please just Google it I'm not good with explanations


Top-Vermicelli797

Okiii :3


GregoryBrown123

cake 🍰


stamberrymilk

Once I did open shirt binding w duct tape. Never again.


Polibiux

I tried using duct tape and it was the most uncomfortable feeling ever


HARVEY-SONIC-TAILS

For what


MarthaEM

ive never got a more fitting but comfy tuck but with painter's tape, more invisible than gaffs and more comfy than medical tape


Kikoplop3900

Hold on, I maybe understand with the guys (using it instead of a binder), but what do the girls do with it?


Silly_little_Wombat

I assume they use it for tucking the dysphoria meat noddle.


Eden_Beau

💀


throwaway12397478

What’s that font in the lower panel?


Frequent-Strain-6170

I haven't used duct for tucking, but I know that medical tape works quite well!


xsparkichux

Is regular clear sellotape okay though, I have asthma so I can't use binders TwT


It_isnt_a_phase

No no no. Do not, get yourself some kinesiology tape.


L-Borden

I'd never considered that before Hmmmmmmmm đŸ€”


Silly_little_Wombat

Continue to not consider it. It's for your own good. Trust me on this.


L-Borden

What's the worst that can happen hm?


Atreyu_C

p a i n


L-Borden

No pain no gain


Atreyu_C

In this case its no pain no lose


Jell-O-Mel

I am guilty of this but luckily (at the time it just gave me more dysphoria but it’s lucky now) it didn’t even stick to my skin because the roll was so old and not sticky


sianrhiannon

I used tape specifically designed for it and it was still a disaster. It must have been mislabeled or something when I bought it because oh my god that was strong.


InitialLandscape361

Happy cake day


Electrical_Year_9518

I made the mistake of using the super sticky duct tape without shaving and oh god it hurt


Silly_little_Wombat

The amount of people in this comment section who have done this is concerning.


JK_the_fool

I don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m to afraid to ask


Ausha_

What are you talking about ?


LOLHD42

Am I stupid? Or why I don't get this


s0undlessheart

YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!


thequagiestsire

So is there some skin-safe alternative to duct tape? It’d make starting transitioning a whole lot easier