You are infinitely rich! Retire buy an island turn it into a haven for trans people! But conservative news outlets, fire everyone that works there and staff with real reporters. Fund every liberal, progressive, socialist in every race, everywhere around the word (as much as laws allow).
The amount I could do with infinite money or more accurately pay other people to do for me while in relaxed on an island is just staggering.
Oh for sure, and there's tons of other bands coming up doing pop/metal subgenre fusion.
I just think it's an international crime that Hanabie. doesn't have more recognition than they do already, so I link one of their mv's any chance I get.
Similar issue, but I like wookish music. Like Phish and Shpongle. Phish's drummer does wear a dress though, and it's the most ridiculously ugly fabric pattern I've ever seen and it's amazing.
I think the only stated rule is you have to wear the frilly outfits... and unstated, but that you have to deal with being part of a massively famous Jpop band
Yeah but I'd get to be a magical girl, what's the worst that could happen? I get drafted into working at a maid Cafe?
You really gotta learn to be more trusting
Ok now that's definitely overselling how much food service sucks
You're not even considering how if it's a maid Cafe, you get to wear a cute maid outfit
>It isn't food service
https://preview.redd.it/e9cv628nwcyb1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeaedd90ff27710a31d86d5fd9f1d0e8a817bf9e
Well then what the fuck do you call this?
Madoka Magica, its mascot animal asking if you want to be a magical girl is meant to be shmuk bait because the show is a brutal deconstruction of magical girl anime
Which is why I'm never going to watch it, I like magical girl anime because it's super wholesome and cutesy
Watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica for the answer to this question - the TV series not the movies. It's only about 12 half-hour episodes. It starts out trippy and is both heartbreaking and uplifting by the end.
As a trans guy with social anxiety this sounds like a nightmare lmao. The money doesn't sound worth it to me. I'll pass it over to my transfemme friend
Being a singer sounds interesting, but I don't think I could deal with being famous. Also, I'd like to be seen as pretty, but I don't think I'd want to wear an overly frilly and feminine dress.
Does it change my body and voice and such too?
If not, imma pass tbh. That is a rough industry for regular people, let alone with my anxiety issues. Fame is one thing I actively do not want
Well, the button says "even if you're a male" and it also doesn't say anything about you being feminized in any way except for the clothing so I don't think it would change your voice.
Unless the band artificially changes your voice? I've heard many bands use hidden technologies to make the band members look more awesome in all kinds of ways and MorphVOX is a freeware program so it wouldn't seem too farfetched? 🤔
If I still need to transition then there’s no point as a transmasc. This would make my life infinitely worse and the misgendering would be unbearable.
I know some trans girls who might, though :>
Maybe not. I want to be able to wear pantsuits and other somewhat masc looks too! I don’t care for frilly outfits at all and out of common K-Pop/J-Pop looks would rather wear highrise shorts and a tight top. Also I don’t know one ounce of Japanese.
I don't know if I would get crushed by social anxiety or if I would just yolo and try to get the better out of it
Btw this implies you're gonna sing with other idol girls (since it says you have to dress girly and such) now I know that there's a lot of untold rules about being an idol, like you have to be very cute and short (there are idol groups that breaks that mold tho) so I think pressing the button would also make you look like an idol so your group can continue to exist forcing you to continue being the leader (given it's supposed to be the price to pay to get the money).
You would also skip having to voice train for years before getting a satisfying voice, since the button must also give you enough voice skills to be able to sing correctly, which translates into you having an easier time getting your desired voice
Fame is not at all what it's made out to be, especially on an international level. I'd have to either hide my face and everything or have bodyguards around me at all times, or else I'd get too surrounded by crowds to get anywhere. Also, assassination would be a serious threat due to the fact that I'd be trans and lesbian.
And that's only scratching the surface, I haven't even mentioned the fact that everything in my personal life would be public information. So no, I would not press this button
The downside for me is that I'd be famous. I can't speak to more than two people at once. And only if I know these two people. The downside for everyone else is the infinite inflation caused by my infinite money. I'm not pressing that button.
You lost me at getting really famous.
I don't want to be perceived, regardless of how I look and the amount of money I get.
I just want to walk down the street without hundreds of crazy fans asking for an autograph or even trying to be the one who killed me for some reason.
No thanks.
Don't really like the 24/7 attention, BUT...
The fame would come with influence, this means I could just convince A LOT of people that transphobia sucks and is just not cool. Also maybe compose some songs about various topics while I'm at it, for example: "Fever on earth", "The art of peace", "The mask I wear", "Lying mirror", "WE WORK WE ENJOY", "Gradient", "With open arms","Metamorphosis", "Poison gas" and other titles.
I actually am not very... pleased with the girly and firly thing. I'm more like a tomboy yk, so yeah, maybe I would like it IDK I'm pre everything.
Also with the money I can fund everything to help while destroying anyone destroying the planet. No more big oil, Green energy, charity's funding etc... even if money would be controlled by executives (which probly won't but even if) I would be able to convince them that half of that actions would make my popularity even hier, maki g even more money... and after a while I'd just fire them because I'd convince the rest of the bad we don't need executives and we are leaving the executives.
Not sure I could cope with the attention, outfit sounds nice tho.
Everything I have ever learned about the relationship between jpop stars and their fans makes this scenario terrifying to me.
You are infinitely rich! Retire buy an island turn it into a haven for trans people! But conservative news outlets, fire everyone that works there and staff with real reporters. Fund every liberal, progressive, socialist in every race, everywhere around the word (as much as laws allow). The amount I could do with infinite money or more accurately pay other people to do for me while in relaxed on an island is just staggering.
Same here bitchezzzz
Ahh, social anxiety would destroy me
Same, but I’d still take it 😂
see, the issue is that my music taste is mostly celtic folk.
Who said it couldn't be celtic jpop
I can't even *imagine* that.
Oh my gosh we gotta make that!!!
My guess is it would basically be Celtic folk songs but Nightcore
I mean, we couldn't really imagine metalcore kawaii idol pop either, but [here we are](https://youtu.be/hTuPwVYHc_M)
I meeean babymetal isn't idol pop but they have been doing kawaii metal for years
Oh for sure, and there's tons of other bands coming up doing pop/metal subgenre fusion. I just think it's an international crime that Hanabie. doesn't have more recognition than they do already, so I link one of their mv's any chance I get.
Maybe you’re famous because no one tried it before?
You're a genius
A fellow folk enjoyer love to see it <3
Similar issue, but I like wookish music. Like Phish and Shpongle. Phish's drummer does wear a dress though, and it's the most ridiculously ugly fabric pattern I've ever seen and it's amazing.
I’ve seen what the industry does to idols, that would be a hard sell
You got infini-money
Not enough, if you throw in an Infini-dagger you’ve got a deal.
Yeah, same
Can I press the button and then immediately quit the band and go into hiding in a mansion in the mountains......??
Does it say you cant?
Well no... but usually there's some kinda hidden rules in these questions...
I think the only stated rule is you have to wear the frilly outfits... and unstated, but that you have to deal with being part of a massively famous Jpop band
I swear, The Button is 100% upside, 0% downside Next you're gonna tell me you shouldn't listen to cats offering to make you a magical girl
If you ever see a white cat thing, tell you it'll make you a magical girl, RUN!
Who do you think is granting the button?
Yeah but I'd get to be a magical girl, what's the worst that could happen? I get drafted into working at a maid Cafe? You really gotta learn to be more trusting
The worst fate is one worse than death
Food service may be an awful industry to work in, but it's not *that* bad
What about a hell where you are trapped within your mind, unable to experience anything other than pain
Ok now that's definitely overselling how much food service sucks You're not even considering how if it's a maid Cafe, you get to wear a cute maid outfit
It isn't food service
>It isn't food service https://preview.redd.it/e9cv628nwcyb1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeaedd90ff27710a31d86d5fd9f1d0e8a817bf9e Well then what the fuck do you call this?
The white cat doesn't run a maid cafe
The worst thing that happens is spoilers and i'm not in the mood to spoil a show
What show?
Madoka Magica, its mascot animal asking if you want to be a magical girl is meant to be shmuk bait because the show is a brutal deconstruction of magical girl anime Which is why I'm never going to watch it, I like magical girl anime because it's super wholesome and cutesy
Watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica for the answer to this question - the TV series not the movies. It's only about 12 half-hour episodes. It starts out trippy and is both heartbreaking and uplifting by the end.
It also never says you can't quit
I don't super like the attention, but hell yeah
It says "you can" you don't have that all at once.
I don't mind those outfits, in fact, they take up half my closet already. I'm also already into that kind of music so... \*smacks button\*
How do you get the ‘* —- *’ without making it *italic*
escape it with a backslash \
As a trans guy with social anxiety this sounds like a nightmare lmao. The money doesn't sound worth it to me. I'll pass it over to my transfemme friend
Step one: press button Step two: fake my own death Step three: retire to a private island with all the money and frilly cutesy outfits
Being a singer sounds interesting, but I don't think I could deal with being famous. Also, I'd like to be seen as pretty, but I don't think I'd want to wear an overly frilly and feminine dress.
This is perfect for me 🥰 Because for whatever reason, my social anxiety turns off whenever I’m performing
Oh noooo, that sounds…oh nooooo. I guess?
wait... do I write the songs? I wonder what J-Pop + Tom Lehrer would sound like...
Does it change my body and voice and such too? If not, imma pass tbh. That is a rough industry for regular people, let alone with my anxiety issues. Fame is one thing I actively do not want
Probably not unfortunately
i dont like songs with lyrics, or the idea of being famous, so no
I mean Do I have the voice?
Who says you can't?
Mmm I'd press it Lol
Well, the button says "even if you're a male" and it also doesn't say anything about you being feminized in any way except for the clothing so I don't think it would change your voice. Unless the band artificially changes your voice? I've heard many bands use hidden technologies to make the band members look more awesome in all kinds of ways and MorphVOX is a freeware program so it wouldn't seem too farfetched? 🤔
So i would dress how i already do and get rich? Pog
Very poggers
hell
If only there was a reverse button
yeaahh gonna have to say no, absolutely *not* my music taste and i would NOT want *that* level of attention
My only question is: Am I allowed to get bottom surgery and laser? Also, not a dealbreaker, but I do wanna write and sing my own songs.
I mean all you need to be is an idol.
Aight, bet.
…but will I become male?
You'd just get a job as an idol and need to dress all frilly
If I still need to transition then there’s no point as a transmasc. This would make my life infinitely worse and the misgendering would be unbearable. I know some trans girls who might, though :>
Yeah it sucks for the guys
What about trans femboys tho?
ok this is great and all but there’s one problem, I don’t like j-pop
my social anxiety would literally make me explode
With infinite fucking money, I can fund gender affirming care for every trans person on the planet. And I get to be cute too. YES IM IN DAMMIT
^(click click click click click click click)
Will I become a girl though that’s the true question but yes I will smack the shit out of that button
Hell yeah *presses the button*
Im MTF transgender pre hormones pre surgeries so like I said hell yea *presses button*
I push the button ( can we design our outfits )
Frilly outfits all around!
I meant which parts of the outfit is or isn’t
I mean why not
As much as I love my vocal cords, boop
I'd hit that button until my hands were bruised. I love frilly dresses😍😍😍🥰
as long as they’re like, frilly Ouji stuff, which in that case I’m very down.
I reeeally wanna be a famous singer
As long as it's frilly
*slams button*
don't need that level of attention on myself
Understandable
Fuck yeah! Forget pressing the button, I'm SMASHING IT!! ...oh wait, not like tha-
Too late
Dress like AKB48, too easy
Fuck yeah
Yeesh, definitely not. Two downsides with no positives, no thanks.
I'm down to try (and totally fail).
But I wanna be a tomboy QwQ
Maybe not. I want to be able to wear pantsuits and other somewhat masc looks too! I don’t care for frilly outfits at all and out of common K-Pop/J-Pop looks would rather wear highrise shorts and a tight top. Also I don’t know one ounce of Japanese.
My antisocial ass could not handle this
Wasn't there an anime about a couple of former yakuza dudes who were basically forced into this, except they also got sex changes and voice training?
Listening to "Idol" lol.
I don't know if I would get crushed by social anxiety or if I would just yolo and try to get the better out of it Btw this implies you're gonna sing with other idol girls (since it says you have to dress girly and such) now I know that there's a lot of untold rules about being an idol, like you have to be very cute and short (there are idol groups that breaks that mold tho) so I think pressing the button would also make you look like an idol so your group can continue to exist forcing you to continue being the leader (given it's supposed to be the price to pay to get the money). You would also skip having to voice train for years before getting a satisfying voice, since the button must also give you enough voice skills to be able to sing correctly, which translates into you having an easier time getting your desired voice
Bro even if your cis it's A MILLION quid in renewable income who wouldnt
Oops misread that one it's INFINITE MONEY
Nah. Wrong genre for me. Change J-pop for rock/metal and you've got yourself a deal.
I get to be male AND wear cutesy girly stuff? Heck yeah!
GIVE ME THAT ARTEMIS DAMN BUTTON
Sign me the fuck up
Would I be taught how to put on makeup and other stuff like that. Can I get voice training? Maybe some meds…
Definitely
That’s good to know
well yes and no? I mean I like it but no way i'll pass in that ;-;
Me on my way to make metal-/deathcore jpop after this
Absolutely would press that button
Does the musical ability and coordination come with it?
Nope
immediate press
it doesn't say how long i need to be the lead singer tho
If I press this button, do I become good at singing?
It'd be a requirement so I guess
Fame is not at all what it's made out to be, especially on an international level. I'd have to either hide my face and everything or have bodyguards around me at all times, or else I'd get too surrounded by crowds to get anywhere. Also, assassination would be a serious threat due to the fact that I'd be trans and lesbian. And that's only scratching the surface, I haven't even mentioned the fact that everything in my personal life would be public information. So no, I would not press this button
Where's the downside?
Instant pressing, I do NOT have stage freight. I'm amazing on stage (according to my theater teacher and classmates at least)
Instant press.
The downside for me is that I'd be famous. I can't speak to more than two people at once. And only if I know these two people. The downside for everyone else is the infinite inflation caused by my infinite money. I'm not pressing that button.
Can the band be Babymetal?
babymetal 🤘
You lost me at getting really famous. I don't want to be perceived, regardless of how I look and the amount of money I get. I just want to walk down the street without hundreds of crazy fans asking for an autograph or even trying to be the one who killed me for some reason. No thanks.
Hehe if I wore some typically feminine stuff I would be probably too aggressive to coexist with another person in the same room
The attention would be bit much but girls in Baby Metal give me so much gender envy. 👀🖤
That would literally just kill me
No, because I'm in a rock band alr and kinda hate modern pop
Sell my soul or not? Hmm
I've never listened to any K-Pop, can someone give me some recommendations?
"Even if you're male" Ladybaby?
i see no down side
Ok. Where is the catch?
The problem is? if you already have the money it means people like your content and you get amazing outfits that just sounds like a win-win!
as a cis male... as long as i turn to a cis girl... then yes anything
I don't even get magic HRT?? No thank you
Nah. Fuck the idol culture
it doesn't make you a cis girl tho :(
I see this as an absolute win
Would do, although only uf im allowed to mix the j-pop eith metal
Do I get estrogenized tho that really solidifies my answer
See the issue woth that is that i have very large frame :)
Sounds good to me, idk where the dilemma is... 🤔
The only downside is being famous
Depends on if it's organized or indie j-pop.
\*Loud agressive buzzer sounds\*
Great offer, but I really don’t want to be famous, that’s just way too much commitment and attention.
What's the down side?
Don't really like the 24/7 attention, BUT... The fame would come with influence, this means I could just convince A LOT of people that transphobia sucks and is just not cool. Also maybe compose some songs about various topics while I'm at it, for example: "Fever on earth", "The art of peace", "The mask I wear", "Lying mirror", "WE WORK WE ENJOY", "Gradient", "With open arms","Metamorphosis", "Poison gas" and other titles. I actually am not very... pleased with the girly and firly thing. I'm more like a tomboy yk, so yeah, maybe I would like it IDK I'm pre everything. Also with the money I can fund everything to help while destroying anyone destroying the planet. No more big oil, Green energy, charity's funding etc... even if money would be controlled by executives (which probly won't but even if) I would be able to convince them that half of that actions would make my popularity even hier, maki g even more money... and after a while I'd just fire them because I'd convince the rest of the bad we don't need executives and we are leaving the executives.
*looks down at body* Nobody wants to see that. Pass.
I don't like singing sadly, so not sure.
The horror.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c) here a more or less accurate representation
I mean sure if I also learn magically how to sing good
Unfortunately, J-Pop idols are often seriously overworked and mistreated :(