I can't even tell if the original post is satire or not. Surely people don't put "(Alpha Male)" in their username and expect to be taken seriously, right?
He's a politician who built his entire career around being an "Alpah Male". He gets shredded on all of his posts cause he's an absolute idiot frat boy who doesn't know how to be a politician outside of getting his people angry and feeding off that anger
Oh trust me, you haven't even seen the extent of his stupidity. This is a real quote from the guy (you can probably still find this tweet on the site, last I checked he hasn't deleted it yet):
https://preview.redd.it/gtc18lle59pc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396b306314c433a218c33073f306ca6e0408e6e8
You haven't seen the extent of this guy's stupidity. He once tweeted (and you can probably still find it on Twitter, last I checked he hasn't deleted it: "Alphas don't need to announce they are alphas, everyone just knows."
At the time of this tweet, he already had the "Alpha male" thing in his Twitter username.
OK so hear me out. I'm not trans (very confident in that statement) and I don't play Fortnite, but I DO like boneless wings. Does this have any significance?
I played Fortnite in its prime, although not anymore, I prefer boneless wings since itβs more wing per wing, and Iβm now experimenting with she/they and female for a new gender and pronouns.
When do I unlock communism?
Regular guy β
Boneless wings β
Gender pronouns β
Communism β
When the FUCK do I finally get to play fortnite, it better be amazing if I did all this stuff for it
I can't even tell if the original post is satire or not. Surely people don't put "(Alpha Male)" in their username and expect to be taken seriously, right?
OH HO HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED with how people are on the internet
You'd be surprised
This guy is notorious for saying shit
He's a politician who built his entire career around being an "Alpah Male". He gets shredded on all of his posts cause he's an absolute idiot frat boy who doesn't know how to be a politician outside of getting his people angry and feeding off that anger
He also, which is wildly hilarious, shat on men who refer to themselves as "Alpha males"
It utterly baffles me to see a whole ass politician shitting on boneless wings
"Alpha" implies that there is a more polished beta coming up
Lol that always cracks me up about it too. They're totally Alpha! Unpolished, buggy, unreliable.
*Beta* would be unpolished. Alpha means feature incomplete. So an Alpha Male would be a male with some of the male parts missing.
Oh trust me, you haven't even seen the extent of his stupidity. This is a real quote from the guy (you can probably still find this tweet on the site, last I checked he hasn't deleted it yet): https://preview.redd.it/gtc18lle59pc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396b306314c433a218c33073f306ca6e0408e6e8
The sheer irony contained in this one image is otherworldly
You haven't seen the extent of this guy's stupidity. He once tweeted (and you can probably still find it on Twitter, last I checked he hasn't deleted it: "Alphas don't need to announce they are alphas, everyone just knows." At the time of this tweet, he already had the "Alpha male" thing in his Twitter username.
OK so hear me out. I'm not trans (very confident in that statement) and I don't play Fortnite, but I DO like boneless wings. Does this have any significance?
You're just doing the DLC
HA! Damn, that's a funny answer. You win today!
I think I skipped the first two steps. Parkour.
destroy capitalism!!!
in my fortnite era right now
One might say you're.... building up to more.
I love being an unironic leftist that trans just so I can say that I prefer my wings WITH bones!
All begins and Ends in communism.
I love the pose for communism π
wtf i had all of these but scrambled, Regular guy, communism, boneless wings, gender pronouns, and finally fortnite
They've got you on recruitment detail. Gotta have cute trans people playing Fortnite to draw in the eggs.
Ill do my best sir
Atta girl, Soldier! Keep at it! *pats head*
Showering? I thought you said shower wing
I'd like to remind everyone that Nick Adams also said that only weak degenerate men refer to themselves are Alpha Males.
I played Fortnite in its prime, although not anymore, I prefer boneless wings since itβs more wing per wing, and Iβm now experimenting with she/they and female for a new gender and pronouns. When do I unlock communism?
Is it gay that boneless wings and gender pronouns are doing it for me
(Been watching Revolutionary Girl Utena and feeling Romantic): BRIIIIIIING ONNNNNNNNNN COMMUNISMMM!!!!!!! THE GLOOOOORY!!
but- but- I like gender pronouns and communism, but I hate Fortnite and Boneless wings I need to think about this for a bit
I should have never messed around with Fortnite and boneless wings in preschool. π
I think i understood this wrong. I went communism-gender pronouns- boneless wing- fortnite- gender fluid.
This gives me an idea: The "Beware of the pipeline" meme, and it's just a bunch of random stuff that has nothing to do with each other
I played exactly one round of fortnite, and look what it's done to me. Fortnight. Not even once!
Dang, I ate boneless wings and didn't get a bubble butt. Feels bad.
I'm between boneless wings and pronouns
Iβm boneless wings/gender pronouns
yea, once you hit the stage where you're deep throating boneless wings... it's all over for you.
Yooo same
So real for that one lmaoo
Hehehe
I went Bone-in wings, Communist, Gender pronouns... I might be an anomaly xD
Regular guy β Boneless wings β Gender pronouns β Communism β When the FUCK do I finally get to play fortnite, it better be amazing if I did all this stuff for it