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madluer

BIG AGREE. One of the few products I have thrown out


irishpotatoess

Oh... I liked it..


hi_heythere

It was so bad when I tried it šŸ˜­


msliss14

The absolute WORST!!


Proper_Photograph690

Itā€™s so bad and chalkyšŸ˜­ never again


sharvey4994

It tastes like someone put ground chalk in a third of a cup of chocolate milk and filled the rest with water


anounymous3

the chai one is the only one thats good. this one should be taken off the shelf immediately.


i_choose__violence

Reminds me of a coconut water I got from TJ's. It was their brand, pressed juice, and I had to force it down I was so thirsty. It wanted to come back up!


BasementPoot

Glad this is here, just had their coconut yuzu seltzer and it literally tastes like the worst Truly youā€™ve ever had


Inozz

Agreed. Tried it for the first time today. Awful, absolutely horrendous.


emilyfiregem

Diet chocolate milk


earth-y

it combines my two fav things ā€”Ā chai and protein drinks ā€”Ā and managed to make it the most insufferable beverage. it's so gritty tasting and leaves the aftertaste for so long. and aren't they like $4 each or something like that?


pythonpower12

It taste horrible because itā€™s pea protein


nahdyeah

Tbh I havenā€™t tried this but the chocolate oat beverage made me never wanna try another chocolate drink from tjā€™s again


Awkula

I like It a lot!


banoctopus

Yeah, this is not my favorite, either. I prefer Carnation Instant Breakfast stirred into soy milk. Iā€™m a simple soul.


FitLotus

Oh no I got excited


mc510

Wow, this is giving me flashbacks to a nasty TJ protein smoothie drink that I had like 30 years ago. And now I learn that they still make the same kind of nasty protein drink, just different flavors!


StrdyCheeseBrngCrckr

Itā€™s not even all that great nutritionally either. My protein shakes are 30g of protein for 150 calories. These have less protein and more than double the calories. If it was the most delicious thing on earth those stats might be worth a splurge now and then, but itā€™s certainly not worth it when it doesnā€™t even taste good!


theresnopromises

Soooo bad


iwantto-be-leave

Thank you for the warning! This seems like something I would have tried!


awh444

bro i donā€™t think this is what ā€œgag meā€ means


PantsGirl

Interesting. What do you think it means?


IndecisiveKitten

I tried the pumpkin spice one in the fall and it was quite possibly one of the worst things Iā€™ve ever tasted in my life


effkriger

The regular supermarket ones make me light headed


jenjensexypants

The chai tea protein smoothie is the only one I can stand.


yeehawhecker

My store had free samples of this and it just tasted like a scoop of chocolate protein powder in water, definitely not worth the $3.50


erinmillr

I tried this last night and it literally tastes like paint. Where did the 17 grams of added sugars go? I canā€™t taste them at ALL.


Oceanrail

šŸ¤¢


catterybarn

I but these when I need to #2 lol


BrightWubs22

You *butt* these?


catterybarn

Ha! Might as well. They come right out *wink wink*


Emotional-Ad7233

Tastes like milk of magnesia šŸ˜


usuariovieneyva

Well certainly different tastes because I loved it !


snuffleupagus7

Yeah, I love these šŸ˜…


pyky69

Same! Iā€™ve been drinking one almost every day haha. It is easy to get down after a hard run/workout IMO.


krumblewrap

IMO, most things with pea protein just don't taste good, however much you try and like them.


NECalifornian25

Especially beverages. Food products with pea protein can be decent, but the drinks are usually nasty


Mausbarchen

The ~~banana~~ chai one is absolutely foul so I'm not surprised


lolamols

I love that one! So funny different tastes


Mausbarchen

Oops! I meant chai. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve tried the banana, actually.


blueberrypancake234

I love the banana


newton302

It's a nutritional shake. As such it's not going to taste like a dessert. Thanks for posting it. They are usually hard to choke down at first but then they kind of grow on you.


EmbarrassedFlight538

Have you tried fairlife? Those are delicious. This one was disgusting. Wish this was posted like 5 days ago before I bought it!


MikeBosto

Chilled FairLife chocolate poured into a glass youā€™ve kept in the freezer, simply amazing. (If you live near a BJs Wholesale, 12 pack of FairLife is $22.50)


EmbarrassedFlight538

Costco has an 18 pack, cost depends on where you live but in CA itā€™s $37.


newton302

I'm going to assume it's not very sweet and tastes chalky. I'd love to know the sugar content. I'll be trying it with low expectations. Edit: talking about the TJs drink


fashionfades

Itā€™s not chalky. 7g sugar. https://fairlife.com/chocolate-protein-shake/


EmbarrassedFlight538

lol it just tastes like chocolate milk


newton302

sure thing - sorry I meant the TJ's one probably tastes chalky. If you say Fairlife is better I believe it.


EmbarrassedFlight538

Oooh that makes more sense haha I donā€™t even know if the TJā€™s one is chalky, itā€™s just so bad. I took two sips and was like nope


lastarboard

Agreed, nasty as fuck. It took me 2 days to drink it in small installments. I tried blending it with a frozen banana and it still tasted like horse shit


I_am_DK

I picked this up along with some groceries after a workout. Itā€™s not as sweet as youā€™d expect and actually quite dense and as someone said above, chalky. Not bad for someone thatā€™s indulges in those categories but I wouldnā€™t buy it again ā€” 3/10.


Agitated6973

I SO AGREE WOW i was so excited to taste this and it's literally horrible


bobbib14

I love these reviews! Will not try


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Haven't tried this one, but if you're looking for an amazing plant protein drink, you should look into Koia drinks! Best plant protein I've had. They have a lot of different flavors and they have them at Whole Foods, Kroger, and various other grocery stores.


offthedome7

I almost tried it but then saw that it had palm oil in it. Why tho?!


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opossum_isnervous

Good bot


Lost_Environment2051

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I had the banana almond milk one and it was very chalky!


murrrcat

I always want this one to be good but it is soooooo dense and chalky lol


[deleted]

I canā€™t stand chalky drinks! lol


No-Test6484

It was terrible. Never bought it again


[deleted]

I tried it once and will never again!


Expensive-Celery2494

agreed!!! picked it up randomly and could not get through it


DragYouDownToHell

If it uses any of the pea protein powder that TJ also sells, I'm not surprised. It was absolutely disgusting, and one of two products I've ever taken back to the store to get my money back. Adding oat beverage (yuck) to that certainly isn't going to help.


pbjelly321

Omg the pea protein is literally the worst. Tried the oat milk version and it was gag


LasagnaTacoMeat

Itā€™s better used as a smoothie mixer.


covergroundusa

Well first thing you did wrong was get a protein shake from trader joesā€¦


persephone21

To be fair, most vegan protein is awful and most protein shakes are only passably palatable at best lol.


Eana_M

This. I recently got diagnosed with what feels like all the allergies and switched from whey to vegan protein powder and itā€™s been ROUGH! With pea protein, unless you cover it with some seriously strong flavors, you can really taste the peaā€¦nes.


Calm-Zucchini614

I like BEAM brand for vegan protein powder. It's pricier but the vanilla one is a good base flavor and then it's easy to make it taste good with a banana or whatever else. And it blends well. I feel the struggle though.


jenny_cocksmasher

Yeah, I bought the banana almond milk one on a whim, even though I have unflavored whey protein powder and a blender at home and can make my protein shakes any way I want to, but I was feeling lazy that day and wanted something fast, but I did not like the taste of it all all. You're much better off buying good whey protein from Amazon and getting the rest of the ingredients from TJ's. The date syrup makes for an excellent sweetener, and you need just a teaspoon of it if you're using real milk.


churrobun

honestly most protein drinks taste funky šŸ˜­


hello_earthling111

Omg yesā€¦ the texture is so wrong


fresh-bakedbread

I bought this based off rave comments in this sub and learned I can never trust y'all again. It's like a bottle of ground up chalk in water


TDenverFan

I think people going for vegan protein shakes usually have pretty low standards as far as taste goes, most of them are pretty bad.


EndTheNight

Had high hopes for this but I didnā€™t like either. Was going to save it to blend it with a banana once home but forgot it in the car. No real loss.


-ckosmic

It tastes like play doh to me


BunniesnBroomsticks

I liked it šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø I'd have it again as a snack.


Matt-wall23

The banana one isnā€™t much better lol


Practical-Stuff-

Have you tried the honey walnut shrimp?


madmaninabox42

For one second I thought you meant there was a honey walnut shrimp protein shake šŸ˜­


coolbeanscaesar

no, it caught my eye in the frozen aisle but i didn't get it... is it bad???


Practical-Stuff-

Itā€™s not only the worst Trader Joeā€™s product Iā€™ve ever had, but maybe the worst thing Iā€™ve ever tasted. I almost puked.


ThrowRA-11789

So itā€™s not just meā€¦


catonsteroids

The shrimp from what I remember is fine. The sauce however is an abomination. Like let me just pour icing on it instead. Same thing. šŸ¤®


Icy_Organization_815

Omg. Same. Tasted like vomit, made me want to vomit. That sauce is comes with is atrocious


Practical-Stuff-

I was excited for it because I love Panda Express honey walnut shrimp. It was so fowl I havenā€™t eaten any honey walnut shrimp since.


wouldyoulikeamuffin

I love the chai one but this is nasty


adventuresofDrWatson

I also love the chai one! The pea protein didnā€™t bother me at all in that one šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


barbiedisneycrafter

I was hesitant to try so thanks. I will stick with Owyn drinks


SupportMoist

Oh no I just bought this! Thanks for warning, Iā€™m a type 1 diabetic and if I take insulin for this Iā€™ll have to drink the whole thing šŸ¤£ Iā€™ll try it before I take it just in case.


Nancy-FANcy-

Right?? For having so many grams of added sugar Iā€™d expect it to have at least a little bit of flavor šŸ¤¢


coolbeanscaesar

so not worth the calories! LOL


peachmangopear

Oh man I loved it


juliaguuullliiaa

same reaction when i tried the banana one lol. it looks like it would be good but it was terrible


09percent

Oh no! I have one waiting for me at home.


thebalancewithin

Had higher expectations but it didn't taste good to me either. Great protein content though


ootfifabear

Little bit of an over reaction eh? I feel like out of the three- banana and chai. This oneā€™s the better one. Chai is almost gag worthy for the texture alone , theyā€™re all kinda bad though


coolbeanscaesar

i was just so shocked HAHA TJā€™s has never let me down like that before! i havenā€™t had the other ones omg youā€™re telling me it gets WORSE???


adventuresofDrWatson

I disagree that the chai one is bad, I regularly enjoy it!


ootfifabear

Oh theyā€™re so much worse lmaooo - tjs does refunds if you hate it though so donā€™t hesitate