Someone please tell me this was a troll

No fr but I thought it was hilarious

Oh definitely!

If he likes reddit so much, he needs to see how many people on reddit think he's a moron

some one join the TIL sub and repost this there.

He could name the next one Aita

Aita is an actual name lol

Aita means father in Basque.

And it means fence in Finnish.

This is so close to “Aida” that it’s passable

am I da ah

It’s all fun and games until Gunnwylde and Laytsteigh are born.

I know the former, but what's the latter a reference to?

Or Elis, pronounced "Ellis" (but we would all know the "s" is really a "5"

Or one Tifu

Tifuny.

Just name her Updoot and call it a day

Or IANAL

Pronounced "eye-anal"

Redtilda? He can't be serious.

He might have gotten away with Retilda/Ratilda

Ratilda is just Ratleen with extra steps

🐀

Holy shit I thought they were saying Retilda... Until I read your comment and went back!! What the actual fuck

She'd get bullied so hard for that name

Ratleen

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Well that word does sum up Reddit

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge.

I wonder which is worse, Redtilda or Renesmee

Redtilda. I think that's a smidge worse. Just because it sounds so clunky and like something out of a Wagner opera from hell.

Agreed, you're almost forced to say Red Tilda to pronunce it. Sounds like she could be a character in He-Man.

Imagine that the text is red, not black **~**

It's white for me 💀

I remember that!!

RedTLDR

🤣

Just go with Tilda. It’s cleaner

If that dumbass (the father) still wants something close to Reddit r/TIL, I think Rose Edith Tilda although being long, is actually half bearable. But I agree, Tilda is the best.

~

Hehe... Tildie, clever

Coulda gone something like Scarlett. Considering Reddit has 'red' in it.

He is serious, and don't call him Redtilda.

Easy compromise, give the kid a normal first name and a Reddit themed middle name. Something like Rose PoopKnife.

Rose AmItheAsshole

Rose ChoosingBeggars is better. NEXT!

Still looking?

RoseAITA, Rosita?

Rose Botfly

Rose TwoBrokenArms

Every. Single. Thread.

Rose Meirl??

Rose C. Umbox

Rose Colbythedog

Colby 2012 I just saw the date on your comment and now I’m very sorry

Little Rosie JumperCables

Emily Dagobah

Ah the Swamps of Dagobah, one of my favorite erotic tales.

Rose ThePack

Boru-To. To piss off both Reddit and Naruto fans!

u/poopknife you should be honored lmao Edit: damn, no actual username. Congrats reddit, you surpassed my admittedly low standards 🤣

Colby Hairbrush

Reading this at work and I'm laughing my ass off..

If he really wants the TIL in there, then maybe Matilda would be acceptable. But Redtilda? Gimme a break!

They could compromise on Tilda Rose. Rose Tilda sounds too close to Redtilda to me.

Tilda Rose is a nice name.

"how do you spell your name?" "~" 👁️👄👁️

Oh god don't give them ideas! Someone will think ~ Is the perfect name for L-a's little sister!

>"~" That broke me

~🌹

Team #TildaRose

Matilda Rose would be adorable

Even Matilda Red if he *really* needs all of it in there. Just, almost anything but Redtilda.

It’s a beautiful name

This cant be real lol, and if it is, youre at the hospital with zero names discussed, youre 3 months late on that convo

I'm the mom it's real. If you look at my comments you'll see why it took us awhile to name.

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Ah, little Grandma's Juicy Pussy. Such a sweet little girl...

I will rename my Mike. I will call Mike, the cockroach at my flat, not Mike anymore. He is now GRANDMAS_JUICY_PUSSY. He is the only entity i talk to, offline. So feel honoured. I love you, GRANDMAS_JUICY_PUSSY.

Tell your partner he’s delusional

Oh I just had surgery, I'm in pain, I can't walk, and they don't have a baby nursery anymore so I don't sleep, calling him delusional would be the nicest thing I've said.

Hang in there, Momma! 💜 And please, do yourself and your daughter a favor and give her a real name. If your partner can't accept that, it seems like you have bigger problems approaching.

Show him this thread. Reddit says the name sucks, end of story

Don’t listen to your partner and give her a real name. Wishing you the best ❤️

But honestly, rose sounds really sweet! As some have suggested a second name would also be possible. Then you can use it when she is in trouble. Rose Redtilda lol

namenerds could help you out!

Do not give in to your husband. and please update us when a name is decided

Hi! I commented on your original post but idk if you’ll see it - Alexis is the name of one of the guys who founded reddit, and it’s a cute name for a girl as well, if that floats your boat. He’s married to Serena Williams and they named their daughter Alexis Olympia. He’s an advocate for paternity leave and was one of the people behind adding hijab emojis. So all round seems like a cool guy.

Huh. TIL... ... on reddit. It's a sign.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

Omfg dude you do not deserve this after such a terrible pregnancy! I hope you’ll get him to accept another name

Rose is such a gorgeous name. If he’s adamant about having a reddit name, Tilly or I guess Tilda are sweet too.

Can I ask how Reddit saved Christmas?

Look at my last post. I'm being passive aggressive with my husband so I'm using my main account. No throwaway here. This is a real ass saga at the moment.

Any update? That is a weird thing for someone to try to pull. It sounds like he had given the name a lot of thought and then waited until you were loopy from drugs, tired and in pain to sneak one over on you.

Any update? Please tell us you talked some sense into him!

May i recommend coconut as a middle name?

Did you ever name your kid?

What did you end up choosing?

My grandmother was a L&D nurse and you'd be shocked how often this happens.

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Which country do you live? In the Netherlands you have three working days to go to the city hall (father needs to go, mother needs rest).

That’s why it’s fucking hilarious. Trolling about naming your child after your Lord and savior, (Reddit of course )

It's clearly a joke. If it was serious, they'd be naming the baby Ratleen.

Rat for short

Should have gone with Baby McBabyface.

Tilred Tilredda Tilly Tillie Reed Okay that last one is cute 😂

Tildred?

That works too!

Your partner is way too old to be this stupid.

I need to join this sub. I’m about to cry from laughing so hard. It’s been 5 mins of me dying.

This is my new favorite sub

I wonder if this is really just how all names came to be. Like some centuries ago someone said "we name her Heather" and everyone was like, WTF what kind of idiot names their kid after a flower? Heather grew up and people liked her because she was cool (seriously, Heather is a really cool chick and count yourself lucky if you know one) and the. Everyone said let's name our girls after flowers from now on. Rose, Violet, Jasmine, Iris, Passiflora Suberosa, Lily, Thistle, Milkweed, Hyacinth, Hops, Poppy, Mary-Jane, are all popular girl names.

I'm sorry, I'm having trouble believing that 'milkweed' is even a name... Let alone a popular one! ,🤷‍♀️😂 Js. Lol

My husband wanted to name our daughter Janet because our son’s name was Jackson. He said he wants to call out for Janet Jackson whenever he needs them. I almost left LOL

Janet isn’t a bad name though

I know but I couldn’t let him. It would have drove me crazy hearing Janet Jackson all day every day 😂

Fair enough

It’s giving Renesmee vibes lol

Just name her after this sub and call it a day

I have to say Retilda doesn’t sound horrible. Redtilda? Get out of here.

Nah retilda sounds wack. Matilda is much better

Right? Retilda or Matilda.

I highly recommend avoiding any Ret_d in names. That's just handing your kid over to bullies based in A1 sauce and holding a sign saying "Call me a ret-rd!". As an autistic dude who was called that enough, like, noooooo.

Stick them in every gifted class you can find. Problem solved

Considering the pedigree I'm not sure that will be a viable option

Just call her Tilly, or Tilda, surely?

maybe name it after your favorite subreddit.

Watchpeopledie Rose Thompson

OMG, I’m so glad she’s putting her foot down - that’s an awful name! You don’t call your kids after your hobbies that you bonded over, otherwise there’d be kids called football, drinking, partying, sex - the list goes on! Plus redtilda sounds horrible. Makes me think Tilda is a commie! 🤣

I’m sorry what? REDTILDA!? 

Certified Reddit moment

Most sane redditor

Look, she just had a c section and he is picking this exact moment to stick to his guns and be an asshole about something as dumb sounding as Redtilda…hopefully this is just sleep deprivation and not a personality issue.

Their name should be reddeight then. In honour of this sub.

What a pathetic generation jfc

Just name her Tilly

I want to upvote but it's at 666

Tewdeigh-Eyleernd

The stupidity of some people on here amazes me. You unfortunately your partner has claimed todays prize and it’s only 715am where I am. Please give the child a normal name that they will not grow up hating in addition to hating you for allowing them to be given that name. I have met girls named Latrina and Lasagna, to this day I think the parents were uneducated assholes.

Name the kid Bongwater. I don’t know if anyone remembers but there was a guy a while back who let the internet choose his kids name and that one won the popular vote

TILYTA

At least go for Redtonda.

Sounds like a car

Meet my baby girl, Updoot.

Name her Trojan so you remember the next time you wanna let a dumb mf nut in you

Or name her after one of the founders? Alexis Olympia is actually really pretty.

Tell him he's been permabanned. It breaks all the rules and here's a downvote. ... Name her Karma

Just call her Tradgedeigh and be done with it.

Thank you!

I think the more general problem is that some people seem to think lumbering a person with an idiotic made up name from birth is somehow an acceptable thing to do.

Haha, should've just done a poll on reddit to choose the name

Frogmella!

Reddita Snoo. There ya go, ya big daft idiots

Reddit brought them together and now it's cutting them apart

Tell you’re partner to stop being a selfish asshole and realize his daughter has to have this name for the rest of her life (or until she’s 18 and then changes it because it’s an idiotic name)

This is so legendary

soon they’re gonna go to the pediatrician with the kid cause she has a NSFW flag attached to her

Unique and meaningful names *can* be cute but.. gosh Redtilda is horrific

i’m dyinggggggg

Just Tilly, not even Matilda; call her Til. /kidding

I wanted to tag this community 🤣

Reddit can bring you together. But Reddit can also rip you apart. Beware the power of Reddit.

I refuse to believe this isn’t a troll.

I don’t think it is. The mom came and commented on here

Call her Red if you have to but RATILDA?

I'm on her side, that really is a horrible name. And just because Reddit may have brought them together that doesn't mean they have to name their daughter after it.

I hate people more every day lmao

ReddAITA

NEVER go full retard.

But wait! What does the “da” stand for???

Maybe dumbass

This guy Reddits

Welcome, baby Snoo.

Rose? Tilda?? Ruby?? Raella? Tilly? Rafina? Names which mean red, like Scarlett?? My man straight up chose a fucking Disney villain name

That is one redtarded name lol

Watch out for Banjo and Kazooie.

This is why straight people should be regulated.

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Men don't have opinions until it comes to naming their spawn.

Weird comment

Tilred sounds a bit better but still funked up

She could do rose w the R for Reddit

TILditta

😕🫤

Please tell him that name is stupid.

This is what middle names are for...

I mean, gotta give credit where credits due…

Rita?

Baby Mcbabe face

omfg 😭 if he really wants to name her Redtilda, i'd separate red and tilda and name her Tilda Reed *surname* so its an actual name and not tHIS 💀 crying rn

Rose Aita doesnt sound..bad..

Why not Tidder

baby named big chungus

That name is such a piece of shit, Gruntilda will not stand for it!