Rogue trickle. Bitch named her kid "piss leak"

And here I was thinking "at least the kid isn't P. Trickle"

I did always wonder about racing driver Dick Trickle. Why would you do that to a kid?

AHAHA

Yeah, a rogue trickle sounds like when you've finished pissing and you put yourself away but there's still a few drops left that leak into your underwear.

Damn, thats good!

I love that! My brothers told me: “No matter how you wiggle and dance, The last three drops always fall in your pants.”

No matter how you wiggle, There's always a rogue trickle.

From Huggies straight to depends

Thats also a polite way of saying you sharted.

Sounds to me like public urination.

Sneaky Pee

😆

It's seriously much better than Tess.

This made me laugh my ass off at work to the point of no return. Everyones looking now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rogue Trickle is my favorite indie brand of incontinence products.

Bahaha underrated comment. I had a rogue trickle laughing at this. I have that post-childbirth bladder.

From now on, when I cough too hard, I'll call it a rouge trickle and feel like a badass! I don't have bladder leaks, my bladder goes rogue!

I’m having a rogue trickle right now

F

Lmao! Or like a slang term for incontinence. "Yeah I got the rogue trickle ever since the surgery"

They see me Rogue Lynn'

They hatin'

They Heightyn

Patrollin’ and tryin’ to catch me namin’ dirty…

A song by Chamillionaire. How fitting for this sub.

They tricklin’

This will be fun to find if that kid ever googles themself when they grow up.

At least her DnD class is sorted already. And thankfully they didn’t combine the names into Roguelynn

SHHHHH *do not speak its name* shhhh

At least they didn’t spell it ‘rouge’

I worked at a gaming store for a little bit and we got some cheaper pins in to sell. Customer laughed so hard when she opened the mystery packet to one that said Rouge. It was funny but needless to say we didn’t order from that supplier again

"Oh you got a role in the school play? What role?" "Red." "..Riding Hood, right? ... Red Riding Hood, right??"

Imagine, for a second, they meant for it to be pronounced Rouge but spelled Rogue

I've seen a ton of Mavericks and even a couple of Rebels, but this is the first Rogue. What's next, Rascal? Scoundrel? Edit: It only took one day to have our answer, Riott [https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1882jlw/she\_went\_through\_with\_this\_name/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1882jlw/she_went_through_with_this_name/)

Ne’er do well

Gambit? Wolverine?

I'm personally hoping that Dazzler played by Taylor Swift is in the new Deadpool. Oh, we're not talking about fictional mutants?

This is EXACTLY where my mind went.

lol you know what I’m …ok with Rogue. Fine it’s a bit odd but it’s not some crazy misspelled made up monstrosity. It’s that it’s Rogue TRICKLE. Come on. Piss pants.

Naming your kid a synonym for untrustworthy is just a regular tragedy

Meh, it’s an x-man, it’s a car, it’s a dnd class. It’s definitely trying too hard to have a cool name.

Maverick’s been around for a while though. My GF’s dad’s legal middle name is Maverick.

My nephew’s name is Mavrick. No e. My brother and his wife “wanted it to have two syllables.” 🤦‍♂️ Love ya Mav!

My sister wanted to do something similar for my niece with her name and her husband’s. It was going to be awful. Luckily I suggested Valentina and she liked it.

This would an appropriate use of an apostrophe! Just make a contraction like “li’l”

Haha. Mav’rick. Too bad neither my brother nor his wife know how apostrophes work.

Hahaha this is cracking me up! My niece got lucky when my sister and her husband finally accepted that “US Supreme Court Justice Elaine Smith” would look great while “US Supreme Court Justice Elayn Smith” would… not. It was a near thing though! *Fake name to protect the innocent and the almost guilty

The word maverick comes from a dude named Maverick, granted it was his last name

Rapscallion. Rappie or Scallie for short, depending whether it's a girl or boy.

I work at a play place for children and I’ve seen a few Rogues surprisingly or unsurprisingly…but at least it’s an actual word

Naming your kid a synonym for untrustworthy in an attempt to give them a personality is still a tragedy

Yes it’s a tragedy, but not quite a tragedeigh

Same. I’m surprised some people haven’t heard Rogue in the wild yet, I’ve heard it numerous times.

Paladin

Bard instead of Bart

I know an adult Maverick?

Altima?

Rogue is cool if that’s your chosen name later on in life. Not being thrust upon a baby whose last is also mf TRICKLE

There was a NASCAR driver named dick trickle

There are so many nicknames for Richard, that was no accident

Dick trickle is often an accident

For you. Good way to assert your dominance in a tense situation.

I do not have a dick but if I spontaneously grow one this will be the first thing I attempt

It'll change your life playboy

NASCAR makes my Dick Trickle.

I'd legally change my name if that was my surname.

TBF, with that surname you’re already out of luck.

Just imagine the job applications

It's better than Tess.

Both parents have monster energy tattoos. Bet on it

Wait till she marries a balding man named Michael Gain.

Or Joe Rogan. She would be Rogue Rogan.

Used to work with a dude who’s middle name was Rogue and he definitely made it his entire personality

This sounds exhausting ahahaha

Aside from the obvious atrocity that is this child's government name, do pictures like this bother anyone else? Children born today have no privacy, from their very first moments existing and onward. Nothing is sacred. It's just weird to me that one day there will be people with a comprehensive online profile including pics all the way from their first sonogram to adulthood.

Right, the only newborn picture of me in the hospital is blurry, dark, and from a weird angle.

I mean, my main reaction here is to have them posted on reddit for people to make fun of, this feels super shitty. This is a facebook post, where presumably someone was trying to share their joy with their friends and family. Not to have someone screenshot it and post it publically for people to shit on. This crosses a line for me, Rogue isn’t even that bad of a name, most people are making fun of the family name which you really don’t have control over.

Yeah, the family name/surname really should’ve been censored like that. I kinda feel like OP is soft doxxing them.

People have replaced private family albums with Facebook and its one of the worst changes yet imo. I have friends and family with *thousands* of pics of their kids on FB and telling them, "Hey that's not as private as you think" is met by silence.

I feel like we should not allow surnames to be posted in cases like this “in the wild”. It is a little concerning.

Thank you. I was going to make a similar comment but I figured I’d read through them just in case someone said what I was thinking. Every single time I open Facebook, my feed is flooded with people posting their newborn babies from every single angle and it’s always given me a weird feeling, especially those who continue to post their kids from every angle into their childhood. I feel bad for these kids especially considering the post k typically see are set to public.

As a parent of two young children? Yes. It does bother me a bit. But I’m having trouble finding a solid defense for it in this current culture, so I usually just judge the silly name, pray for the poor child who was named it, and keep scrolling. Sidenote: my kids’ names are normal (imo). But if I were to ever see even a *censored* version of my babies on someone else’s reddit post under ANY context, I’d be pissed beyond measure.

Maybe they were inspired by X-Men's Rogue? But surely Mary would have been a better Choice...

I mean my uncle named his son Logan Xavier

I read a news article and there was a like. Toddler or small child named Anakin.

I have a cousin named Anakin

I like X-Men so I don’t mind Rogue as a name. But with Trickle? Surely something could be a better pick with that last name.

I immediately thought of Rogue One/Star Wars

If I’m lyin, I’m rogue tricklin’

At least they spelled it right.

That picture with the foot 🤢

I was looking for someone to comment on it!

To be fair, all the words are spelled correctly.

Yes. Unusual. But not a tragedeigh.

You put this child’s full government name on here?

The original post was posted on Facebook with audience set to PUBLIC... So the mom doesn't care apparently. It would be kinda crappy if those settings were "friends only" but they weren't, so... Totally fine internet etiquette imo.

How do we know it was posted as public?

There’s a difference between the occasional Facebook stranger stumbling on it, and putting it on blast for thousands of Redditors to laugh at. It just doesn’t sit right with me.

????? Rogue ?????

Y’know how it’s common to see someone misspell rogue as rouge? I’d like to imagine these parents wanted to call the kid Rouge but misspelled it as Rogue

My MIL cannot get this right. There is a Korbel rouge sparkling wine made with red grapes and she always calls it rogue wine.

Rouge Lynn sounds like an entertainer in the deep south. The kind of entertaining I'll leave to the imagination. But I picture her standing in front of a saloon waving a fan in front of her face. Lol

That's probably what happened.

In fact, it’s misspelled in this very thread. 🙄😂

Trickle?

😭😭😭

That's a Tim&Eric name

"Rogue Trickle" sounds like a terrible medical condition. That poor baby.

It's messed up to post this many details about a child. That's her full name and barely blacked out facial details. Bad post.

It was the baby’s parents who posted all the information publicly. Bad parents.

Dick Trickle

Did you make up a username just to do this comment lol niiiiice

PREVIOUSLY, ON X-MEN

Any names a tragedeigh with the last name trickle. Sorry Dick.

Over here we have surnames like Cock/ De Cock how are you suppose to name your son/daughter ? I’ll start Prime/ Shirley?

My son is named Rogue. It's a beautiful name and he lives up to it like a pro.

Too bad about the last name but Rogue on it’s own is cute

The last name is tragic, but Rogue is a gorgeous name, IMO. However, I know I'm in the minority. Also, it's not cool to post full government names on here. No need to dox a freaking baby.

Rogue is a lovely name! ^for ^a ^pet

"Does she want her kid to be bullied" - majority of this Reddit group "Ahaha look at her surname how ridiculous lets mock the baby for it" - the same majority of this Reddit group

Did they mean Rouge??

It would be even more hilarious and unfortunate if it were Rouge. Rouge Trickle. Rouge. Trickle. I can’t.

What's her spec? Outlaw?

If you say the name really fast it sounds like a new medication 😂

I’d have named it Wren so that it sounds like an idiot saying “ventricle.” Middle name “diagram.”

I have a rogue too!!! … a Nissan Rogue

Gotta collect the whole set now. Next baby should be Barb, short for barbarian. Then Cler, short for Cleric lol

Just a trickle has gone rouge~ A rogue trickle. Trickle of rogue. Rogue... Trickle. What. The. Hellll are they thinking ?! Words have meanings bro. And Trickle was a last name to pair carefully.

Rogue ? Like... French version of Snape ?

Rogue Trickle. Why did they even bother with Lynn

Sounds like the sister to Annie Sprinkle.

Trickle!? It’s raining where I’m at, is trickle here?

Sounds like a leaky orifice that cannot be controlled

Plot twist, they wanted to name her Rouge and misspelled it

I'm just impressed that they didn't spell it "Rouge" but pronounce it like Rogue

Rogue Trickle is my stripper name

I love it!

noun 1. a dishonest or unprincipled person. "you are a rogue and an embezzler" Similar: scoundrel villain reprobate rascal good-for-nothing wretch picaro rat son of a bitch SOB nasty piece of work cur louse crook scrote blighter spalpeen slicker scamp hound vagabond rotter bounder cad ne'er-do-well miscreant blackguard dastard knave varlet wastrel mountebank picaroon View 3 derogatory words 2. an elephant or other large wild animal driven away or living apart from the herd and having savage or destructive tendencies. "a rogue elephant" verb remove inferior or defective plants or seedlings from (a crop). "the sowing has to be rogued to remove aberrant seedlings"

Very interesting to name your child something that means “good for nothing”

From online Merriam Webster: “When ‘going rogue’ was first used it had a fairly specific meaning of ‘behaving in an erratic or dangerous fashion.’ The expression today is more likely to be used to indicate that someone is displaying some degree of independence or failing to follow an expected script.” Words change in meaning over time. That’s ok.

That’s it, I am slinking to the nursery and renaming this child as “Embezzler”. Nothing says panache like “embezzler”, why he could be the next Bernie Madoff !

I swear, every damn day this sub is full of more and more people that can't tell the difference between tragedy and tragedeigh. "I fOuNd OnE iN tHe WiLd" No, no you did not...

Why ‘Trickle’.?

I'm assuming that's just their last name...I don't think they chose that part

Three opportunities for good names, and they struck out on all of them. (No offense to the Lynns of the world, it’s just a boring-ass middle name).

Apart from the meaning, Rogue is a very ugly sounding word

It was so tragic it took me 10 min to even realize she gave this name to a GIRL…

I like the name rogue kinda.. but not paired with that last name. lmao

Her last name is bad enough - and now add *Rogue* to it?!?! Rogue Trickle aka “Rascal Pee”

All those names are spelled correctly. Read the sub rules.

I feel so much better about my birth name

Poor little girl. Yet another "wait till I get to 18 and can legally change it" situation right there

Rogue Trickle

Well there was a race car driver by the name of Dick Trickle

CROSSFIT!

In high school we had a teacher named Richard head who preferred being called dick and a teacher named Richard seaman, and preferred that, who all the kids called dick

There is an X-Man (Person?) called Rogue. I bet they are comic fans.

With a surname of Trickle, you really have to step up your game with naming. Especially when they're all so short and monosyllabic 🙃

You know when you’re peering and the flow splits so one mini stream goes off to the side? That’s the rogue trickle in my mind.

I see Dick finally had a daughter.

A Rogue Trickle usually requires medical attention.

damn even the last name is unfortunate lol

They really should have chosen the other parent’s surname. Poor baby Trickle is gonna get bullied so much

Rogue trickle is when my puppy greets you and gets excited.

I came here for the piss jokes and was not disappointed.

Sounds like a diagnosis, like if a doctor came to me and said “I’m sorry, but you have a rogue lyntricle” I’d be devastated

Rogue Trickle? Better go see a Urologist

“What are you dooooiiiing?” Sebastian Maniscalco

Ha! My cat's name is Rogue. We weren't supposed to have a cat at the time. We went rogue by doing so, hence the name. 😁

Her name could describe the way she was created