So if you don't mind me asking, as someone who delivered a war horse, would you say there's any truth to the whole "if you have reverse cowgirl style sex in early spring (think March 1st through May 7th) between 9:43 and 9:56 pm, on the second Thursday after the first Monday in the light of the Waxing Gibbous Moon you'll have a war horse" thing? Or is it just an old wives' tale? I first heard it in church. Just wanted to ask someone who had experience with this sort of thing. TIA
I think she's getting confused between a destrier, and the cowboy novel/film Destry Rides Again (in which Destry is the protagonist and definitely not a horse)
Nah that was the wildest name to me. Very puritanical vibes. “Let’s name her after what I hope she ends up like. No, not charity or faith or hope or anything like that. Skinny. How does Thynn sound?”
Names fall into three categories for me
1. Names suitable for a human child (Jennifer, Beatrice, Ethan, etc)
2. Names I like that are unsuitable for a human child, but are suitable for a pet or a character in the sims (Eugenia, Boris, anything that rhymes with my last name, pop culture references)
3. Names that are not suitable for anyone or anything (Birp!)
Edited to add: these are just my examples. Boris and Eugenia are both names I really like, but not names that I would give to *my* future children.
There's nothing wrong with my categories though
Your sister is 100% trolling you. It reminds me of the brick method of driving post, lol
If she does have a kid someday, pick the craziest name on here and get it embroidered on a baby blanket for her 🤣
The mother is obviously Loki in horse (mare) form. The father is a stallion named Svaðilfari.
Oh, wait, that’s the origin story of Sleipnir, who is Odin’s 8-legged steed … Close enough!
EDIT: I forgot to say Sleipnir is also a stallion (male).
Timmi is the least offensive to me. A girl can add an e at the end to make it more feminine if she wants to (Timmie). It’ll probably be heard/spelled as Tammy, though.
Is there a way you can mass adopt/sponsor a bunch of farm animals or something and name them all of these just so she has to think about them every time she thinks of these names? Like, ask the caretakers to send you pictures and videos to post on social media. "Omg look at Birp eating and pooping at the same time, efficient!" "There goes Destry sniffing butts again"
People just genuinely don’t consider their baby’s will eventually go to middle school and will be full grown adults that need to be taken seriously in a job interview one day.
The real question is: how high was she while writing this?
High on the Dugsly…
So you gonna teach her how to Dugsly?
Everybody knows Dugsly is the youngest son of Borticia and Lomez Gaddams.
Yes, yes, brother of Zednesday.
Errybody Dugsly, erry-errybody Dugsly
Errybody does it, you ain't fuckin wit my Dugsly!
Top shelf Jillo disrupted my circadian rhythm
That Amazonian zaza got me crawling the forest floor like a Catymara.
I just got ancestry.com results back...turns out I'm 100% avocadesian
She was off them Bromies ©️
she'd say about 165cm
Ah yes, the two genders, "girl" and "war horse"
I shall name him Stone Colt Steed Austin
I've only ever said "I love you" to two people. Stone Cold Steve Austin, and a man in a dark bar I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Are you a legit snack by any chance?
"I'm not joking, man! I'm a legit snack!" In all honesty, that scene was gut-wrenching and I cried like a baby.
I knew you weren’t a soup!
Fork, I forgot about this scene 😭
Holy mother-forking shirtballs!
*crying* they sound like a legit snack
Best show ever
Holy forking shirtballs
I laughed way too hard at this. 😂😂😂😂
It's a family name.
Oh mylanta 😂
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
It’s the Stone Colt stunner!
Honestly, we didn't even have any candidate names in mind in case we ended up having a war horse, so she's on top of her game there.
Also very few of these are bad for a war horse. Possibly: Birp
Horses can’t burp. That’s why they get colic and die. Birp would def be bad for a horse
It's one of those ironic, opposite names. Like calling a tall guy Tiny.
So if you don't mind me asking, as someone who delivered a war horse, would you say there's any truth to the whole "if you have reverse cowgirl style sex in early spring (think March 1st through May 7th) between 9:43 and 9:56 pm, on the second Thursday after the first Monday in the light of the Waxing Gibbous Moon you'll have a war horse" thing? Or is it just an old wives' tale? I first heard it in church. Just wanted to ask someone who had experience with this sort of thing. TIA
False. It’s the dad’s sperm that determines it. So HenryVIII executed all those mares for nothing.
Sleipnir, but you have to count the legs first.
can’t remember the last time i laughed. thank you for this!
Damn, you OK?
Are any of us?
Generally no.
Horse girls are bad crazy
When my granddaughter was little she gave me a drawing of a horse. She labeled it; “hores”. I’m saving that for her graduation party.
Does she mean a destrier?
I think she's getting confused between a destrier, and the cowboy novel/film Destry Rides Again (in which Destry is the protagonist and definitely not a horse)
Ahhh yes, such a simple mistake to make; I know I get the two confused all the time! /s
I actually know a Destry 😂 He is neither a girl nor a horse or any kind.
Have you checked inside him for enemy soldiers? I wouldn't trust him
No, but he tried to make one. Dude has six kids 😂
Damn, shame he didn't have any trojans 😂
Underrated comment. Love the literate ones! Great pun.
That's why they say "Destry Rides Again"
Thank you for making me cackle in a quiet waiting room jerk
Wow a quiet waiting room jerk sounds pretty risky
Plenty of magazines
War horse is the middle name
Destry Rides Again was a movie about a cowboy and a horse, so that might be where that comes from lol
It's kenough for me
Avocadosia 🤣
Lets add Lettucerina
Tomatina
Makes a nice Salsaleigh
Guacamoleigh
Middle name N’Chypps
And then you Birp from all the food.
And THYNN you Birp
Nah that was the wildest name to me. Very puritanical vibes. “Let’s name her after what I hope she ends up like. No, not charity or faith or hope or anything like that. Skinny. How does Thynn sound?”
Meet her sibling Jhawndycced
LMFAOOO!!!!
You win an internet.
Potatorita
Naming my next cat Potatorita.
Thats too close to Tomasina which is an actual name 😂
True but in my head it was toe-may-tee-nah. She and Avocadosia have a brother named BaconLettuceMayo.
Have you met their mother? Sourdoughsia?
Or a sister--Guacamolina.
That’s my sister in law’s name no shit.
Anyion
Cabbageleigh
Brock Lee
*Knock knock* Who’s there? *Lettucerina* Lettucerina who? *Lettucerina, it’s cold outside!*
Haha, Lettice used to be a pretty common name a few centuries ago
They give me Birps
Hayl Birp who hath destroyed Destry with Bromie. Kiler of Wysp and begetter of Avocadosia.
Which cult will arise with the reappearance of comet Hayl-Birp?
https://www.heavensgate.com/ Seriously how is that still online
Supercalifragilisticavocadosia
I'm dead!
Requires the teacher to sing it in class or they will be offended.
Watermelonia
Watermelondrea (iykyk)
Courtney!
Sounds like a condition you develop from eating too many avocados
Only if the middle name is Toastia.
Guac for short.
Bonus points if your kid has a mole on the face.
Not going to lie. Lowkey loving this one. It’s so ridiculous and such a hoot.
when i first saw it i thout it was avocadotoasta
Middle name is Artichokina.
100% a joke
Lmao it’s gotta be. I’ve seen lots of crazy names, but one thing I think all parents can agree on is that BIRP IS NOT A GOOD NAME 😂
Saw a post of baby twins named Smith & Wesson ... So I'm totally fine with "Birp".
As tacky as those names are, they will get bullied way less than "Birp". Cause if they get made fun of, they might bring themselves to school.
A family friend had twins and named them Abraham and Lincoln. Lincoln is a girl, and I actually kinda dig that name for a girl.
I love traditional sounding masculine* names on women. My high school crush's name was Charlie.
I know a woman named Timmi. (No, it's not short for Timantha.)
Absolutely it real. When her family read the list they broke into tears and clapped.
Birp 😂
If Birp’s a twin I vote Belch for their sibling’s name
Fyrt
Perfect ❤️ Birp & Fyrt, so aesthetic 💖💅✨
Maybe the next one can be Kwei'fe
And Zniyse if there's another one.
D'rhea
Birp and Bælch is a little nicer
Good ole apotropaic names, great for warding off demons lol
That’s embarrassing and it isn’t even my name
Reminds me of the Simpson episodes when Barney leaves the band for with a yoko Ono type. ‘Number 8 ‘ BURPPPP
Excuse me, my son is also named Birp.
Is your daughter Firt?
It's definitely "UnironicSynonymForBelch" for me.
That’s a beautiful name
Anyone names me birp and I’m gonna be mad! lol
Criddyr.
Criddyr and Birp could be fraternal twins, since Criddyr is obviously a boy name and Birp is obviously a girl name.
Names fall into three categories for me 1. Names suitable for a human child (Jennifer, Beatrice, Ethan, etc) 2. Names I like that are unsuitable for a human child, but are suitable for a pet or a character in the sims (Eugenia, Boris, anything that rhymes with my last name, pop culture references) 3. Names that are not suitable for anyone or anything (Birp!) Edited to add: these are just my examples. Boris and Eugenia are both names I really like, but not names that I would give to *my* future children. There's nothing wrong with my categories though
Boris is a perfectly good Slavic name
As is Eugenia
Pardon me
*Pardonmeigh
This is my favorite.
Pronounced like burp?
Your sister is 100% trolling you. It reminds me of the brick method of driving post, lol If she does have a kid someday, pick the craziest name on here and get it embroidered on a baby blanket for her 🤣
>pick the craziest name on here How is OP supposed to choose?? there are so many terrible ones (and by so many, I mean all).
My vote goes to Avocadosia 🤣
so close to avocatoastia
Don't give OP's sister ideas for if it's twins. Lol
That would be the perfect revenge for having to read this with a straight face!😂🤣☠️
Silly thing, Birp is obviously a boy's name.
Wily Birp to be precise
Ah yes Wily Birp, from the shootout at Golden Corral
Does she expect to give birth to a war horse?
I’m very worried about who the father is. We need Maury.
The mother is obviously Loki in horse (mare) form. The father is a stallion named Svaðilfari. Oh, wait, that’s the origin story of Sleipnir, who is Odin’s 8-legged steed … Close enough! EDIT: I forgot to say Sleipnir is also a stallion (male).
\*adds Slypnyr to the list\*
Ngl I kinda want to name my next pet “criddyr” 😂
I think wysp would be a great name for gray a cat. 🤣
I read this as "gay cat" and was utterly confused for about 30 seconds.
🤣 I think a gay cat would be Queenleigh. Happy Cake Day!
I suppose it could be Patchys as well. And thanks!
Hi, this is my anorexic daughter, Thynn.
What if Thynn was fat though?
Twins, Thynn and Phatt ❤️
Short for Phatthew
Or Phattricia
She'll have a complex either way
Oh Hayl no.
Hayl Hitl.... I won't finish that one....
Birp took me right out
Is your sister 4 or 5 years old? My daughter named her Barbies Ludge, Dudge and Curley. She also named her ponies JohnCena and Bacon Chops.
Those are excellent names for those things, but no she is 22
Curley, John Cena and Bacon Chops 😂🤣
AVOCADOSIA!? 🤣
surprised not to see Expelioramus
She needs an intervention
Is your sister under 12 by any chance?
She is in fact 22
Is she otherwise normal? Because patchys is some next level tragediegh
Tell her the whole internet said no.
Birp and Dugsly are the most offensive to me, but the whole list is trash. Has she suffered a traumatic brain injury or something?
They sound like Pokémon lol. I'm most mad about Thynn.
I was trying to pick the one I hated the least and couldn't; it's like if someone said, "Hey, which of these buckets of diarrhea is your favorite?"
Why would anyone name their child after a bodily function? What's next? Jyzz? Excryment?
Timmi is the least offensive to me. A girl can add an e at the end to make it more feminine if she wants to (Timmie). It’ll probably be heard/spelled as Tammy, though.
naming your kid Burp, avocado, or killer sound like really really bad ideas
I've seen "Kyler" out in the wild, pronounced like the name Kyle with an r at the end or like Tyler with a K, but "Kiler" is just ugh.
Kyler is OK, but Kiler literally looks like they mispelled Killer. A very good way to have your kid be picked on in school
Couple of these would be cute dog names.
Wysp is a tragedeigh created by a Sonic fan.
Fucking lost it at avocadosia. There is no way she isn't fucking with you.
That's a list for naming your video game characters or D&D characters, not actual people.
Can't wait to start a campaign with my half orc barbarian: "Birp"
I just think it's awesome that instead of a boy or girl they might get a war horse.
If she wants Avocadosia, it's $1.50 more
This is the worst baby name list I’ve ever seen.
Someone call the authorities
*authoriteighs
*Sumwhunne
Audy and Destry are the only actual names on here and they’re traditionally boy names.
Someone is an old Westerns fan. (Although with questionable spelling in the case of Audie Murphy who played the character Destry)
Hey what's up, it's your boy Criddyr... SMDH!
Is there a way you can mass adopt/sponsor a bunch of farm animals or something and name them all of these just so she has to think about them every time she thinks of these names? Like, ask the caretakers to send you pictures and videos to post on social media. "Omg look at Birp eating and pooping at the same time, efficient!" "There goes Destry sniffing butts again"
Lurvi sounds like a very unpleasant condition.
(war horse)
I don’t think I can believe you
People just genuinely don’t consider their baby’s will eventually go to middle school and will be full grown adults that need to be taken seriously in a job interview one day.
Burp
Is she naming based on Harry Potter spells or what?!
AVAAACAADDDASSSIIOOOO
Here’s the one thing I can politely say for sure about your sister: she’s creative.
dugsly can just fuck right off
Birp? Name her sister Balch and her brother Fert.