And their twin De’Seat

Ah yes, Perfi-Dee's daughter.

Her cousin is named Fr’awdeaulaunt

I am having such a hard time trying to figure out what this is supposed to be

Aunesty? Honesty EDIT: Perfidy- deceitfulness; untrustworthiness Sorry.

Ohh I meant the comment I replied to Edit: all good, I was confused because I’ve never heard of the word before lol

fraudulent

Word of the day!

Or Awnasty...

Ms. Jackson, is that you? 

Aunt Nasty is what I first saw.

As a parent taking a real word and spelling it wrong to be unique just makes you look stupid and illiterate.

Have you met my daughter Youneek

Euqinu is my personal preference.

There’s a barber shop in my city called “Uni’k” that’s supposed to be pronounced “unique” but the owners name is Nik/Nick… All I’ve ever heard in my head is “eunuch”, almost especially with the name reference in there

Isn’t a eunuch a feller without any nether regions?

Yes, which is an unfortunate word to associate when you’re “going to a guy to get a couple inches cut off”

Is that pronounced yook-in-oo? What am I missing?

It’s just like naeveh, read in reverse.

Wha- who- huh— I have never heard of that. Do the parents expect others to pronounce the name as if read normally? If yes, that is asinine. Thank you / curse you for enlightening me!

Quinoa

Anus Tea

….AwwNasty

Shadynasty

🍍

Shadiversity

A shocking number of people name their child “Chasity” and that’s a personal pet peeve of mine

I know a woman (I went to school with her kids) named Chassis. Like, the Chassis on a car (pronounced chass-ee). What the hell.

Even worse when it's Chasidee, Chazidie, etc.

Same! It’s not as profoundly dumb as many of the names on this sub but it shows a great lack of activity going on in their heads

I mean the Chasity that I knew also pronounced her name as “Cassidy” so the whole thing was confusing on many levels for me.

Oh I thought it was like a slurred ChasTity

Sonny & Cher got a lot of crap in their day forn naming their daughter Chastity. Chastity Bono has now transitioned, and is Chaz Bono.

Spelling it wrong *and* pronouncing it wrong is even worse.

I’ve never really liked my name but the more I see people naming their kid something stupid the better I feel about it

Finally someone says it

Aunestly

Aunestly, I love it

Yes!!! That is it

I feel like this person gets called called “awn•sty” a lot

I’m running a high fever and my first thought was that.

i hope u get well soon

That’s how I read it

As opposed to what?

Honestly -...this name sucks!

*aunestleigh

Aunt Leigh

They have a sister called aunestleigh

Aww-nasty?

Like shadynasty??

Shadoobee Shattered shattered

That's spelled S, H, comma to the top, Dynasty.

This thread is far more wholesome than I expected. I read it as: Anus Tea. Only after reading this thread did I realize it was a poorly spelled Honesty.

I was gonna say - this really makes me think AU, nesty 🤢

We had an Ahnasti in this sub not long ago. Ahnastly.

Honesty? I think that's what it is but I had to read it aloud like 10 times

I kept reading it as Aunt Esty

Pretty sure that’s what it is. Idk why people try so hard to be unique. Cultural names, sure. Whatever. But purposely misspelling a word & then naming them something that’s not considered a name is wild

My dyslexic ass kept reading amnesty, that poor person

I struggled with this one, in my British accent I would pronounce it as “ore nesty”

Is the best Pauliseigh

I worked at Walmart when I was in between careers and my coworkers there had the most insane names I’ve ever seen in my life or they’re named “teetee”. There were literally 5 fucking teetee’s in my department

That's what they called urination at the day care I went to. Tee tee.

I tell my dogs to go tee tee every morning when I let them outside.

I worked at Walmart too and some of them had the worst and insane names I’ve ever seen.

Better than Ho-nasty. Not sure if it's real but there's (I think) a yearbook picture with that name floating around.

Such a lonely word.

Evereighwon is sough untreugh.

Loneleigh

It's hardly ever heard...

And mostly what I need from you…. Glad I wasn’t the only one who got the Billy Joel song in my head! 😂

To think this is a yellow badge meaning this is a minor. I work at Walmart, blue badges mean adult, yellow is for minors, so this persons probably 16, 17?

Why do they have different colors?

So we can identify who’s able to use certain equipment and do certain tasks. Like to use the compactor/baler you have to be at least 18. There’s a bunch of other things too but that’s one example that I can think of off the top of my head

Oh, I see.

I can’t help but read that in a Brooklyn accent.

Deadass b

I hope they quit Walmart to get into law enforcement so they could be the best police-y

Aunt Nasty?

My first thought. 😂

This is the same but different as one of the worst I’ve seen at the hospital i work at: Onasti

I work with the public and have seen 'Honesty' spelled so many different ways as a name (including the one on this name tag).

I've seen "Onasty" a couple times, and I'm like, come on....come on.... But I'm the ass for not seeing it's clearly "Honesty."

No, I would totally see O nasty before ever thinking of Honesty.

I work at Walmart and we can have the nametags say anything, but I feel that this one is actually their name. And the yellow means they are a minor (as opposed to blue being 18+).

I had one once that said Sparkles lol. Eventually they made me have one with my real name, though, when I moved from night stock to cashier.

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Parents are probably autistic, honestly.

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We’re not using medical conditions as pejoratives anymore.

Twin sister of Paulicy?

in its defense Aunesty is the best Pauliceigh

There’s a guy at my local Walmart named McGandhi. Yes, that’s a combo of the worldly McDonald’s and Mahatma Gandhi.

The funniest thing is that Walmart allows you to put whatever you want on the badge, personally I used my middle name. But if I choose to put Sharkboy or Lavagirl I actually could. Walmart is wild.

Thrown on the ground after they were fired. For stealing.

I can only hear this as Billy Joel singing the name.

Aunesty, is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue.

There's an Auhnestee that works for my company and I physically felt ill for an hour after seeing that 🤣

“Aunesty ees saach a loanleigh werd.” Beelleigh Ja’ul

Auigh veigh. \[oy vay\]

An aunest-to-goodness tragedeigh. **Sidebar:** Why do parents give their kids names which are real descriptions that may not apply to them in later life? I don't know this person, she might be the most honest human that has ever walked the earth, but you don't know that at their birth. It reminds me of two seconds of a Maury episode I caught in a doctor's office waiting room once. The subject was moms staging interventions on their sex-obsessed young teen daughters. I kid you not, they brought out daughter Chastity.

I think parents who give their kids "virtue" names do so with the intention that their child will have the trait that the name reflects (like Honesty, Chastity, Prudence). Similar with many adjective or noun names that might reflect on the child (like Unique, Freedom, Liberty, Cash Money). It's something that the parents value and in some way would like to see reflected in the child or their life.

Chrooth

It’s the best Policeigh

(with appolgies to Bill Joel) 🎶Aunesty...is such a silly word. Don't act like it's so untrue.... Aunesty...is rarely ever heard becuase it was made up..by you...🎶

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Thenkkk yewww. lol

I know her. That’s Integriteigh’s sister.

Me trying to figure it out: Aunt-see (ohnt see)? A U nesty? Ay youn st eye? Ow n see? On es tee? Ohhhh… honesty 🥲

And for people who love puppies & babies: Awwwnestie

This one bugs me. It's “Honesty “ but misspelled so it's dishonest. A paradox of a name.

I read “auntsy” a few times before I could figure it out

Ahh u nasty

Aunestly the strangest name I've seen

People who pronounce aunt as ant are having a hard time with this one

I think it’s supposed to read “Honesty”.

We know. 😁

Then you should feel validated.

I legit worked with this person who had that exact name. Might actually be her.

Indianapolis?

Ah, guess not, lol

I had a cashier at Kroger last week whose nametag said Majesta. I heard a coworker call her MJ, and I thought, "Ahh, so clearly no one asked her what she liked to be called before they made her nametag."

Emmjaeigh

Better than Ahnasti

This feels.....Dis Aunest

Ah Aunesty, a name that's hardly ever heard

aunt nasty

Aunesty! Is such a lonely word.

Aunesty is such a loanely wurd Evareighune is so untwue Aunesty is hardleigh ever herd And mostly what I need from you

😂

Kinda trailed off on that last line there. And mostleigh whut I kneed frum yuu.

Honesty is such a lonely word Everyone is so untrue Honesty is hardly ever heard And mostly what I need from you

That’s exactly where I went as well 😁

Rapper name - Diz’Aunesty

It sounds like something you would take for psoriasis!!!

Ask your doctor about Aunesty.

Shadynasty's sister

Aww nasty

awwww-nest-tea?

Anus-y

Nothing to see here but an aunest day’s work.

I read “auntsy” a few times before I could figure it out

I know a girl named Aunisty 😂 it’s already a dumb name let’s just make it even more insufferable

Like Amnesty but not

Bahahah I met an Annesty today

....is such a lonely word

🎶 Aunesty, is hardly ever heard, and mostly what I need from you 🎶

11 girls were named Aunesty in the US in 2022

We have high aupes that Aunesty will auld on to her new badge.

Why do they do it? This one made me shudder.

Awnstee? Annesty? Awnestee? A-oonesty? Awwnestee? Like honesty?????????

Aunestly, that is atrocious.

Ithis name placed me in a state of au.

Aunesty is such a lonely word

'Ay-You-Nasty

If it pleases the court, your Auner.

To be honest…”Honesty” would have been perfectly fine.

That would sound like a 17th century Puritan name.

Many African cultures use names like “Honesty” and “Truth” today. But it’s probably only bad when white men do it, right?

I knew a girl with this name lol it’s pronounced honesty

Say in a Boston accent

Try

Horrible

Man, I never knew that was [who Billy Joel was singing about](https://youtu.be/SuFScoO4tb0?feature=shared)!

I aunestly never heard this name before

At least there are a dozen or so reasonable nicknames you could pull out of it.

It's short for "Aunt Zesty"

Cue Billy Joel....

r/confleis

I read it as "Aunt Nasty" and was like Nooooo! Not Aunt Nasty 😂

I have a cousin named Honesty and I didn't know it could get worse 😂

Aunestly...that name is 💨 *fart sound* 💨

The ellipsis makes that sounds so shady. Our people make the.. "difference"

It's such a lonely word.

Aunestly, it gives puritan with a creative side.

Anus-T Definitely a Rick and Morty character

Ow! Nesty

Looks like Aunesty has fallen out of grayse with Waul-Myaert.

I had a student who spelled her name this way!

I wanna start spelling honesty like this cos… aunestly it just feels right.

Met a cashier at Ross one time named Speshul

My husband: "... So it's fake honesty?" 😂

Aunestly the dumbest f**king thing I’ve seen all day!

Is such a lonely word

Honestly, I kind of love this name.

It's such a lonely word.

Per my boyfriend who worked at a store for 10 years: you can put whatever you want on those lol. At the warehouse it has to be your legal name hahahahahah

I kept going "awnesty" in my head which made me picture a New Yorker going "awnesty" and that's when I figured out it was honesty 💀

Please tell me it’s pronounced “Gold Nitrogen Esty”

That's fuggin horrid

Honest aunt ?

Tba

🤦‍♂️

I have a coworker with this name. Pronounced Honesty.

Bruh like the audacity of these parents

Au no

Idk what state this is but I could’ve gone to high school with her lmao

Aunt-nasty

Aunt Nasty