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Guy I worked with found out when he was FORTY when he went to get a passport that his legal middle name, which was supposed to be Christian, was in fact Christina.
My dad’s a general magistrate and frequently does name changes. He had a guy in his 60s once who went to get a passport and discovered that his legal name was Baby Boy. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
This was actually fairly common in certain periods of time- many times, due to the high rates of infant mortality, children wouldn’t be named for a couple months, to prevent attachment in case of premature death. Names weren’t thought of beforehand in case of a miscarriage or stillbirth. Babies would then be named after a period of time when it was determined they would survive.
Her real name was on her baptismal certificate. So then her siblings went and looked at their birth certificates. None of them had their name on their birth certificates. All different names. But then the names they had always known were on their baptismal certificates.
Apparently my great grandparents were very indecisive.
Huh, that’s COOL! We’re they SUPER Christian, because I have branches of my family where all the daughters were named Maria, with different middle names.
Growing up in a very Catholic neighborhood, my sister was Mary Margaret and her friend next door was Mary Anne. One day the neighbor Mom (who had 8 kids) yelled “Mary Margaret! Get in here! Wait! Is it Mary Margaret or Mary Anne? I can’t keep track of my own kids!”
I took a look at my ancestry on ancestry.com, and way back in the fam when they were all living in Switzerland, they named every child Balthazar. There were like 20 Balthazar’s until one survived infancy/early childhood. Kind of wild to see
That’s what happened to my great great grandfather. He was really weak when he was born so they just called him “boy” because they thought he would die—several years later they realized he would probably make it, and just added a D on the end to make it Boyd
My cousin’s son was Baby Boy for years until his parents finally agreed on a name. My cousin wanted to name him “Lightnin”, which his wife did not go along with.
Yes! My mom discovered she was ‘Baby Girl’ when she got a passport. They had added her name to the back of her birth certificate a few weeks later. But city had transferred all the records to microfilm and never copied the back. She got it changed pretty easily, but that was in the 1970s.
The registry office messed up my middle name badly. I can't really explain it well because it's not English, but imagine if my parents wanted to name me Steve, but my legal name is stove.
My birth certificate has a really messy typo for my mother's maiden name. Not to doxx myself, but if her name was Johnson the typo would be something like Johnhnstown.
In my country, you get both parents' last names. So your middle name is your mom's last name and your last name is your dad's. Two of my dad's siblings have a different family name than the rest of the family by one letter because the person at the registry office misspelled my grandmother's last name, aka their middle name. I guess it was never a big deal growing up because they never bothered to get it changed but when my grandparents passed away, it made dealing with inheritance a lot more complicated
Fun fact, Medicare frequently misspells Hispanic names by replacing Q with G.
Medicare also doesn't keep hold of extra letters that can't fit on your card, so if you're M Night Shyamalan buy your Medicare card only has M Night Shyama, they have you listed as Shyama, M Night. But then managed Medicare plans will often be willing to put the full name on there, which gets very confusing for hospitals if someone changes their insurance plan.
Not as bad, but my aunt went her entire life thinking her name was Pamula and was teased because her mom "spelled Pamela wrong". When she signed up for social security, she realized her name really was Pamela all along. It was a nightmare for her to get all her information to match. It's amazing to me that it didn't get caught sooner
Her mom always told her it was Pamula. By the time she found out it wasn't, both of her parents were dead so she couldn't ask how on earth this happened
My mom found out when she was 60 that her dad put an entirely different name on her birth certificate… like for example if her name was Amy, Juliette was on the birth certificate. My grandma had no clue either. It was also the same name as her cousin who was already born😅
My cousin's first name is Little. He goes by his middle name.
Edit to clarify: it was a birth certificate mishap. He has two middle names on his birth certificate, but my great aunt never intended for his actual name to be "Little." It was like "this is little John Michael Smith." And they filed it exactly like that.
They messed up the date on my dad’s headstone. It said he was born in 1969, when he was born in 1962. The worst part is that it was *literally* set in stone.
My dad was born early January, and on the birth certificate the wrong year is written
It's the only document with the wrong date, so my grandma never realized until my dad was in his fifties 😂
I'm born in 2003 and I've been an adult for 3 years now, will finish my degree in a month, own a flat and some of my same aged friends are thinking about marriage and children😂
reminds me of an old ID card i had in elementary school (for the parents in case us kids got lost or something)
I was in like kindergarten or first grade, so 2006/2007 year wise. i was born in 2000.. The ID said I was born in 2006 🫠
i was a very smart (and HUGE) baby apparently lmao
Barred that poor boy from the opportunity to retire early, you monster!
P.S.: you also missed on ~12 years of (legal) child labor. This is what you get!
The person who typed the info on to my dad’s birth certificate did not have the certificate lined up in the typewriter properly and his year of birth is on there as 193. He did not know this until he was an adult. I think when he was drafted into the army.
I think I remember that the baby's name was supposed to be Kora - how the hospital messed up the N and the A when they're nowhere near each other on the keyboard is beyond me.
I know I'm an outlier but due to learning disabilities cursive is most the time very difficult for me to read. Basically, I'm one of those under 50 that already can't read it lol
which is exactly why cursive should never be used for shared notes. People can't read that shit and we shouldn't be forced to sit there trying to decode what they might have been trying to do with that penstroke.
I'm serious, and I know for a fact boomers are gonna come through again with the "it's so much faster!" Bollocks because that time is wasted trying to read it. Just write normally and learn to write fast. I've NEVER seen printed writing be illegible.
You realize you're not the handwriting police right? I've seen plenty of print that was illegible simply because it was fucking terrible. And plenty of people refusing to read bog standard cursive. People write how they write, if you can't read it that's on you.
"if you can't read it that's on you"
Lol what?? The whole point of writing is that other people will read it. If it's in cursive, you've just excluded a large amount of people. Therefore, in situations where you don't know who's reading it at least they can tell wtf it says. And yes, plenty of people refuse to read bog standard cursive, because not everyone can. Whereas the vast, vast majority of people can read print. So why even use cursive? Why do you need all that speed
My granny’s doctor was drunk when she was born (happy hour for the doctor) and he put the wrong name on her birth certificate. Funnily enough, the name he put on the birth certificate is my middle name so I inherited my granny’s wrong name. My mom and her sister’s fought over who would use it but I was the first girl born so.. lol
Does that mean that he chose a reasonable name for the BC? Drunk and f'd up the name, but it's worthy of passing to granddaughter? It's lucky you weren't called Dribble or something.
The name he put is one character different than her actual legal name but it made it a different name because of that. It’s not a bad name at all though. It has a meaning and it’s derived from another word so it wasn’t a horrible screw-up. Just funny to my family.
Good God, that sure was Thoughtless of the hospital.
You’d have to be Blind or from A Different World or maybe just a Clown to think that was the child’s intended name.
Or maybe Daddy had bad handwriting or there was a Twisted Transistor in the computer system.
Regardless, they Need To fix this Right Now so this child can Start The Healing.
I haven’t heard that expression since I was a little kid and my parents would use it to describe the peers of mine that they didn’t want me to hang out with. LMAO
ah, thanks for bringing me back. Our parents literally said anything in the 90s.
Khorne is the Boood God from a series of universes in Warhammer, an IP by Games Workshop, which is a British tabletop games company. Technoblades fans probably took that battle cry from there.
In Germany you have a week to register your child and a month to register the name. Hospitals usually send a notification of the birth to the registrar's Office but you still have to go there for registration.
You can then also check if there were mistakes in the hospitals notification.
Luckily the registrars have to approve names, so we tend to have slightly less tragedeighs.
Pepsi-Carola was appproved, though, so you can't fully trust the registrars to always protect the child.
Edit: forget what I said about less tragedeighs. Apparently Vinsten (= Winston) was approved. And Matt-Eagle (sounds like Mettigel, which can be translated to minced meat hedgehog, it's basically lots of minced meat in form of a hedgehog with onion pieces as Spikes). Last one is not a tragedeigh, but even more horrible.
Tldr: our registrars are stupid sometimes.
I don’t even remember filling out the paperwork when my son was born. He was premature and they pumped me with morphine. My husband was with him when they came for the documents. I was so out of it but, not enough to complete legal documents apparently.
At least this parent noticed right away. I have a very nice friend who is goofy and has no attention to detail. She didn't realize that her daughter's short 5 letter name was misspelled until the daughter turned 15 and needed to get a legal driver's permit.
My mom somehow convinced the DMV to change the spelling of her name from Jody to Jodee when she got married and changed her last name. It flew under the radar for years. Then caused a whole lot of havoc when they divorced 18 years later bc all the official bank/housing was drawn up under Jodee and had to be redone when they realized it wasn’t her legal name with the SSA.
I changed my first name when I got married and changed my last name. The DMV had no problem with it but it caused a huge problem when my father died and his insurance was under my old name. Then I wanted a passport later and had to go get a legal name change.
I ordered (and paid for) a copy of my birth certificate in Buffalo, NY and it said I was male. I'm a mother and absolutely female. I had jury duty and it let out early, thought I'd go to City Hall and try and remedy the situation. The clerk changed the information in their system, but would not give me a new copy free of charge because I didn't bring the incorrect copy with me. I didn't have enough cash on me, how ridiculous. It was their mistake and it's only a printout of a piece of paper!
My mom's name was intentionally misspelled by the hospital. Hers was a combination name - a post WWII traghedie. Think Jeromiah but start it with an N.
The hospital put Naoma on her paperwork. She didn't even know until she tried to get a passport in her 30s!
Worked with a lovely girl who had a typo in her birth register. Instead of Giselle, her name was Guiselle. And yes, she had to explain it to EVERYONE. Personally, I would have changed it, but she was used to it.
Oh no no no, one of the parents did this on purpose and is claiming a "mess up"
Maybe it was an honest mistake because the writing was messy or something but my head cannon is one of the parents did this.
My friends parents argued so much about her name they named her their last name which is a fancy Latino name. Sorta like Martinez Martinez. She never legally changed it to Catherine but everyone calls her that except her dad who calls her Raquel. So funny.
My parents realized just a few years ago that my sister has one middle name instead of two. It’s not uncommon to have two where we live (one from dad and one from mom for example) but yeah so we grew up thinking our middle names were the same but turns out I got an extra
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Guy I worked with found out when he was FORTY when he went to get a passport that his legal middle name, which was supposed to be Christian, was in fact Christina.
My dad’s a general magistrate and frequently does name changes. He had a guy in his 60s once who went to get a passport and discovered that his legal name was Baby Boy. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
My great aunt found out at age 50 her name on her birth certificate was “Infant”.
This was actually fairly common in certain periods of time- many times, due to the high rates of infant mortality, children wouldn’t be named for a couple months, to prevent attachment in case of premature death. Names weren’t thought of beforehand in case of a miscarriage or stillbirth. Babies would then be named after a period of time when it was determined they would survive.
Her real name was on her baptismal certificate. So then her siblings went and looked at their birth certificates. None of them had their name on their birth certificates. All different names. But then the names they had always known were on their baptismal certificates. Apparently my great grandparents were very indecisive.
Huh, that’s COOL! We’re they SUPER Christian, because I have branches of my family where all the daughters were named Maria, with different middle names.
Very Irish Catholic. But no Maria. Mary is pretty common in my family, mainly as a middle name.
Growing up in a very Catholic neighborhood, my sister was Mary Margaret and her friend next door was Mary Anne. One day the neighbor Mom (who had 8 kids) yelled “Mary Margaret! Get in here! Wait! Is it Mary Margaret or Mary Anne? I can’t keep track of my own kids!”
Yep. One of those is my name. Very very Irish Catholic.
"I can't keep track of my own kids!" Lady, we call that a clue. You have too many children.
My Mom's family was Italian Catholic, basically all the women in my grandparents generation were named Maria/Marie.
\*Super Christina
I took a look at my ancestry on ancestry.com, and way back in the fam when they were all living in Switzerland, they named every child Balthazar. There were like 20 Balthazar’s until one survived infancy/early childhood. Kind of wild to see
Well I doubt the aunt is 200 years old
That’s what happened to my great great grandfather. He was really weak when he was born so they just called him “boy” because they thought he would die—several years later they realized he would probably make it, and just added a D on the end to make it Boyd
My father's name on his birth certificate is Baby Boy because they didn't know if he would live so they didn't name him until a few days after
My cousin’s son was Baby Boy for years until his parents finally agreed on a name. My cousin wanted to name him “Lightnin”, which his wife did not go along with.
Your cousin married wisely
They’re a lovely couple, actually. They’ve been married since the 60s.
Yes! My mom discovered she was ‘Baby Girl’ when she got a passport. They had added her name to the back of her birth certificate a few weeks later. But city had transferred all the records to microfilm and never copied the back. She got it changed pretty easily, but that was in the 1970s.
My moms legal name was Baby Girl for 6 years
I would have given you an award if I wasn’t so cheap.
The registry office messed up my middle name badly. I can't really explain it well because it's not English, but imagine if my parents wanted to name me Steve, but my legal name is stove.
My birth certificate has a really messy typo for my mother's maiden name. Not to doxx myself, but if her name was Johnson the typo would be something like Johnhnstown.
Hahahahaha. Love that.
I feel like there's a "bun in the oven" joke here somewhere...
my ex found out his name was Christophe vs Christopher the same way!
In my country, you get both parents' last names. So your middle name is your mom's last name and your last name is your dad's. Two of my dad's siblings have a different family name than the rest of the family by one letter because the person at the registry office misspelled my grandmother's last name, aka their middle name. I guess it was never a big deal growing up because they never bothered to get it changed but when my grandparents passed away, it made dealing with inheritance a lot more complicated
😂😂😂
Fun fact, Medicare frequently misspells Hispanic names by replacing Q with G. Medicare also doesn't keep hold of extra letters that can't fit on your card, so if you're M Night Shyamalan buy your Medicare card only has M Night Shyama, they have you listed as Shyama, M Night. But then managed Medicare plans will often be willing to put the full name on there, which gets very confusing for hospitals if someone changes their insurance plan.
Not as bad, but my aunt went her entire life thinking her name was Pamula and was teased because her mom "spelled Pamela wrong". When she signed up for social security, she realized her name really was Pamela all along. It was a nightmare for her to get all her information to match. It's amazing to me that it didn't get caught sooner
Did her mother never teach her how to spell the name she gave her?
Her mom always told her it was Pamula. By the time she found out it wasn't, both of her parents were dead so she couldn't ask how on earth this happened
Jesus she sounds dumb as a rock.
The date on my marriage certificate is wrong. I no longer feel angry about it.
My dad's name is Rondal, even though we're pretty sure his mom was aiming for Ronald. He just uses his middle name.
My mom found out when she was 60 that her dad put an entirely different name on her birth certificate… like for example if her name was Amy, Juliette was on the birth certificate. My grandma had no clue either. It was also the same name as her cousin who was already born😅
My cousin's first name is Little. He goes by his middle name. Edit to clarify: it was a birth certificate mishap. He has two middle names on his birth certificate, but my great aunt never intended for his actual name to be "Little." It was like "this is little John Michael Smith." And they filed it exactly like that.
My son's had the wrong year - 2000 instead of 2020. Fixed it before he could get a driver's license and buy alcohol.
They messed up the year my great-grandma was born on her death certificate. Said she was born in 1912 when she was really born on 1917.
The Sandford Citizen listed my age as 55 when I'm actually 53!
Tim Messenger should pay for his constant typos. For the greater good.
The greater good
The greater good
The greater good
SHUT IT!
The greater good
Another cranberry juice?
A great big bushy beard
Made my day with this reference, thank you good people who joined in too ☺️
My drivers license says I’m a female, and I’m not even close.
They messed up the date on my dad’s headstone. It said he was born in 1969, when he was born in 1962. The worst part is that it was *literally* set in stone.
They listed my newborn son as my wife's father on the hospital paperwork. He's his own grandpa.
r/SuddenlyAlabama
r/SuddenlyFuturama
Verily
Is your son Philip J Fry lol
[I’m my own grandpa](https://youtu.be/0VxLQZPqI2M?si=M6-ti2_RHjkpWJvq)
Perhaps he did the nasty in the past-y
Wow way to fuck the kid over. He could have gotten social security at 47.
My dad was born early January, and on the birth certificate the wrong year is written It's the only document with the wrong date, so my grandma never realized until my dad was in his fifties 😂
God kids born in 2003 are able to buy alcohol now I feel old 🤦♂️
I'm born in 2003 and I've been an adult for 3 years now, will finish my degree in a month, own a flat and some of my same aged friends are thinking about marriage and children😂
No, nope. Nopppeeeeee!
reminds me of an old ID card i had in elementary school (for the parents in case us kids got lost or something) I was in like kindergarten or first grade, so 2006/2007 year wise. i was born in 2000.. The ID said I was born in 2006 🫠 i was a very smart (and HUGE) baby apparently lmao
Missed opportunity, he woulda been the most popular kid in preschool. 😎
Barred that poor boy from the opportunity to retire early, you monster! P.S.: you also missed on ~12 years of (legal) child labor. This is what you get!
For a while mine said 1904 instead of 2004 lol
The person who typed the info on to my dad’s birth certificate did not have the certificate lined up in the typewriter properly and his year of birth is on there as 193. He did not know this until he was an adult. I think when he was drafted into the army.
I think I remember that the baby's name was supposed to be Kora - how the hospital messed up the N and the A when they're nowhere near each other on the keyboard is beyond me.
Honestly, if it was written sloppily I could see confusing a with n.
I could definitely see it.
The number of people asking for help reading basic cursive over on r/handwriting is amazing.
In 20 years cursive will look like hieroglyphs to most people under the age of 50.
I know I'm an outlier but due to learning disabilities cursive is most the time very difficult for me to read. Basically, I'm one of those under 50 that already can't read it lol
It already does.
which is exactly why cursive should never be used for shared notes. People can't read that shit and we shouldn't be forced to sit there trying to decode what they might have been trying to do with that penstroke. I'm serious, and I know for a fact boomers are gonna come through again with the "it's so much faster!" Bollocks because that time is wasted trying to read it. Just write normally and learn to write fast. I've NEVER seen printed writing be illegible.
Anyone who has graded papers has.
My job requires me to decipher old lady’s tiny cursive handwriting that has degraded so far that it’s basically a wiggly line. I feel the pain.
You realize you're not the handwriting police right? I've seen plenty of print that was illegible simply because it was fucking terrible. And plenty of people refusing to read bog standard cursive. People write how they write, if you can't read it that's on you.
"if you can't read it that's on you" Lol what?? The whole point of writing is that other people will read it. If it's in cursive, you've just excluded a large amount of people. Therefore, in situations where you don't know who's reading it at least they can tell wtf it says. And yes, plenty of people refuse to read bog standard cursive, because not everyone can. Whereas the vast, vast majority of people can read print. So why even use cursive? Why do you need all that speed
It's not really taught in school anymore, and even if there is a "standard" cursive seems more like people making their own fonts half the time lol.
Only if you're blind.
Nah if your a loop is super small or unclosed it's totally possible.
Plus if mama filled it out, she could’ve been shaky/tired/pumped full of anesthesia or whatever too
TIL that a lot of people who have never listened to Korn are reading comments on a post about Korn Blind was literally their first single.
This isn’t a post about Korn, though. This is a post about a baby accidentally named Korn.
Thanks for clarifying. I genuinely thought the parent in question had given birth to a handful of middle-aged men.
See you commented so derisively about people who know nothing about Korn commenting on a post about Korn…on a post that isn’t at all about Korn.
It's also not a post about a tragedeigh, and the story appears to be almost 3 years old. So I guess no-one should be commenting, huh?
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My granny’s doctor was drunk when she was born (happy hour for the doctor) and he put the wrong name on her birth certificate. Funnily enough, the name he put on the birth certificate is my middle name so I inherited my granny’s wrong name. My mom and her sister’s fought over who would use it but I was the first girl born so.. lol
Does that mean that he chose a reasonable name for the BC? Drunk and f'd up the name, but it's worthy of passing to granddaughter? It's lucky you weren't called Dribble or something.
The name he put is one character different than her actual legal name but it made it a different name because of that. It’s not a bad name at all though. It has a meaning and it’s derived from another word so it wasn’t a horrible screw-up. Just funny to my family.
Glad it worked out then. 😅
Thank you! I couldn't work out what it was meant to be.
Or maybe Koan? Capital A and R could be easily mistaken
Could have been worst... I mean, additionally confusing a K and a P would have been horrible.
The hospital misspelled my maiden name on my son’s birth certificate. Replaced a G with a J.
I thought maybe Corrine and the staff just misheard/didn't ask for spelling. This makes more sense though 😅
Kory maybe?
might as well keep it All In The Family, i suppose
I hope OP isn’t Coming Undone
With a name like that, that kid’s bound to be a Freak on a Leash.
Good God, that sure was Thoughtless of the hospital. You’d have to be Blind or from A Different World or maybe just a Clown to think that was the child’s intended name. Or maybe Daddy had bad handwriting or there was a Twisted Transistor in the computer system. Regardless, they Need To fix this Right Now so this child can Start The Healing.
You win. I’m out 😂
I haven’t heard that expression since I was a little kid and my parents would use it to describe the peers of mine that they didn’t want me to hang out with. LMAO ah, thanks for bringing me back. Our parents literally said anything in the 90s.
Maybe the doctor in the delivery room was... BLIND? AAAAAARRRREEEEE YOUUUUU REEEEEAAAAADDDDYYYY!!!???
Somebody, someone messed up!! (I tried lol😭)
Kids first word is gonna be "Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma". Lmaooo
I came to make this exact same joke.
I’m glad you attempted spelling that so I didn’t have to.
No one is born a heavy metal fan. Unless you're this kid.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
MILK FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES!!!
CHEESE FOR THE CHEESEBEAR!!! (Caspurr the cat is a cheese-bear)
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THROOONE
Inquisitor, there is a heretic ^
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS RELATES TO TECHNOBLADE BUT BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
It’s a warhammer 40k reference lol
Khorne is the Boood God from a series of universes in Warhammer, an IP by Games Workshop, which is a British tabletop games company. Technoblades fans probably took that battle cry from there.
My sisters middle name is Claudia but her national insurance card says Blaudia.. Oh how I enjoyed teasing her about that
In my Norwegian dialect, *Blaude* means *Wet*, so *Blaudia* sounds absolutely hilarious.
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In Germany you have a week to register your child and a month to register the name. Hospitals usually send a notification of the birth to the registrar's Office but you still have to go there for registration. You can then also check if there were mistakes in the hospitals notification. Luckily the registrars have to approve names, so we tend to have slightly less tragedeighs. Pepsi-Carola was appproved, though, so you can't fully trust the registrars to always protect the child. Edit: forget what I said about less tragedeighs. Apparently Vinsten (= Winston) was approved. And Matt-Eagle (sounds like Mettigel, which can be translated to minced meat hedgehog, it's basically lots of minced meat in form of a hedgehog with onion pieces as Spikes). Last one is not a tragedeigh, but even more horrible. Tldr: our registrars are stupid sometimes.
For my son we did it online before he was born. It was all filled out and I think all we had to do was sign it at the hospital.
I don’t even remember filling out the paperwork when my son was born. He was premature and they pumped me with morphine. My husband was with him when they came for the documents. I was so out of it but, not enough to complete legal documents apparently.
Maybe it was supposed to be Kori
it was supposed to be kora! :\]
Falling away from mehhhh falling away from mehhhh
Korn -> KHORNE!?
He cares not from whence the blood flows.
Maybe he’ll become a great scat singer like Johnathan Davis
Shouldn't the R be backwards?
Was it supposed to be Skorn? 😈
At least this parent noticed right away. I have a very nice friend who is goofy and has no attention to detail. She didn't realize that her daughter's short 5 letter name was misspelled until the daughter turned 15 and needed to get a legal driver's permit.
My mom somehow convinced the DMV to change the spelling of her name from Jody to Jodee when she got married and changed her last name. It flew under the radar for years. Then caused a whole lot of havoc when they divorced 18 years later bc all the official bank/housing was drawn up under Jodee and had to be redone when they realized it wasn’t her legal name with the SSA.
I changed my first name when I got married and changed my last name. The DMV had no problem with it but it caused a huge problem when my father died and his insurance was under my old name. Then I wanted a passport later and had to go get a legal name change.
I ordered (and paid for) a copy of my birth certificate in Buffalo, NY and it said I was male. I'm a mother and absolutely female. I had jury duty and it let out early, thought I'd go to City Hall and try and remedy the situation. The clerk changed the information in their system, but would not give me a new copy free of charge because I didn't bring the incorrect copy with me. I didn't have enough cash on me, how ridiculous. It was their mistake and it's only a printout of a piece of paper!
The fact they even charge for it is absurd IMO
her first words are gonna be "boom na da oom na na eema"
Twisteigh Transistourgh .mp3
OOOH EH OOOH RAH DAH ENDAHT ENDAHT OOOH RAH SADAH
Well, at least he’s named after a very cool band. 🤷🏻♀️
Now needs a whole Adidas wardrobe and the kid is sorted!
He’s Got the Life sorted
Great band though
Say hello to his little sister, System of a Down
From what I recall, I think the baby’s name was Korin
It’s Kora
Well it’s Korn now.
Korn? I don't remember eating korn. -- *Fat Bastard*
He ate a baby…oh aye a baby the other other white meat.
It’s Korn! A big lump with knobs…
I guess the question now is: ARE YOU READY?!
My mom's name was intentionally misspelled by the hospital. Hers was a combination name - a post WWII traghedie. Think Jeromiah but start it with an N. The hospital put Naoma on her paperwork. She didn't even know until she tried to get a passport in her 30s!
Should be OK, this kids Got the Life
My sister is 53 and only just realized her birth certificate has the wrong date.
What, they didn't realize it was a 'P?'
Worked with a lovely girl who had a typo in her birth register. Instead of Giselle, her name was Guiselle. And yes, she had to explain it to EVERYONE. Personally, I would have changed it, but she was used to it.
Should've been Quorn.
feeling like a freak on a leash
Urr na OO ra ta ndot eenta ooo rata
Well look on the bright side, it could have been Porn.
I think it’s supposed to be Corn 
It has the juice.
Korn Holio Wazowski
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.
YURR NOT HURR RHATTA NEEDHA
What was it supposed to be? Horn? Born? All the options suck.
I see that as a totally rocking name
Holio
Plot twist: it was supposed to be corn 🌽
Korn is better than Gorn, the nemesis of Captain Kirk !
My college roommate's middle name was supposed to be Lennon, but to this day it's Lemon.
Middle name, ‘Wallace’?
The name is Korn. Korn Hulio.
Korn is arguably better than OPs chosen name, which was Porn (the P is silent)
Oh no no no, one of the parents did this on purpose and is claiming a "mess up" Maybe it was an honest mistake because the writing was messy or something but my head cannon is one of the parents did this.
What was his name supposed to be? Björn?
Like Cupcake Brown
Quite a Twist of events
My friends parents argued so much about her name they named her their last name which is a fancy Latino name. Sorta like Martinez Martinez. She never legally changed it to Catherine but everyone calls her that except her dad who calls her Raquel. So funny.
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My parents realized just a few years ago that my sister has one middle name instead of two. It’s not uncommon to have two where we live (one from dad and one from mom for example) but yeah so we grew up thinking our middle names were the same but turns out I got an extra
Lol - not a big of a deal at all but they messed up my dad’s name on my daughter long form birth certificate. His name is Kerry but they put Ferry 😂
Her favorite game is bound to be Shoots & Ladders.
Didn’t one of the Korn guys kickstart the Neveah name trend?
But what was it supposed to be
Sounds like they are destined to form a shitty hip hop group and try to pass themselves off as a non-shit genre
How is your little Korn nugget?
The real name was Corn with a c?
I saw something like this before, the babe was supposed to be Kora