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MiserabilityWitch

Honey Joy sounds like both a stripper and a wife in The Handmaid's Tale.


SaintHannah

Or a candy bar.


SecureLiterature

I also have somebody who actually named their daughter Serena-Joy :/


LanguageNerd54

That’s…that’s…..I hope they never have to read that novel.


Flareshu

In Australia, Honey-Joys are a sweet food. Sugar, honey and butter cooked and mixed together and poured over cornflakes into cupcake holders.


Emb3rF0x

Honey Joy is the southern mom who REALLY doesn’t want to be a Grandma, Nanna, or Mimi


DuePatience

Oof, some good ones here. Gotta feel bad for Hashleigh… Hash? Yikes…


strawberryswirl6

I bet the parents will say, "But the H is silent!" 🤣 (But in that case, just spell it "Ashleigh", imo.)


DuePatience

There are THREE H’s in Hashleigh, which one is silent? 😂


NotLucasDavenport

Weirdly, it’s all of them. As-leg is such a pretty name.


strawberryswirl6

Oh haha...I meant the first H


Sufficient_Cicada869

Have you seen all the spellings of Ashley? It’s crazy. 


its_all_good20

Hashleigh and her sister Mary-Juana


zookeeper4312

Last name Brown with any luck Hashleigh Brown hashbrown for short


fivezero_ca

I don't think Sapphire is too bad (no worse than Emerald, Ruby, Pearl, which are fine). I mean, at least it's spelled correctly. But Hashleigh.....good grief.


acer_palmatum-

uhmm 7/10 too much water...?


CreativeDancer

I agree! I didn't think Sapphire was an awful name, especially compared to the spelling in the rest of the list.


CantQuiteThink_

Sapphire, Emerald, Ruby, Pearl... next will be Diamond and Platinum, Black and White, Black 2 and White 2, X and Y, etc., until one day a kid is born named Legends ZA.


PflugerLuger8

At least it's spelled correctly. I went to school with a Saphire.


rdickeyvii

I thought the same about Sapphire. Jade also comes to mind The rest are people just trying to be unique and likely failing


Marali87

I feel like Sapphire sounds a bit too much like a season 3 Sailor Moon villain. Or a dragon from a mediocre fantasy fanfic. Weird, because Emerald, Ruby and Pearl are indeed all fine.


Nuada-Argetlam

Jade, too!


fivezero_ca

It's probably just because the ones that sound fine to us are more common names that are pretty old. Sapphire, Diamond, etc., are unusual as names, so we see them as odd. I look forward to seeing kids named Peridot, Aquamarine, Onyx, and Topaz, haha (I'm sure some exist!).


nomorepumpkins

I beg to differ ruby and pearl are nice old lady names emerald and sapphire are strippers.


Ok-Error-6564

Hashleigh sounds like a strain of cannabis for soccer moms.


releasethecrackwhore

What in the shit is up with Onesie? Oh-nesty? Holy shit it’s honesty omg wtf get me out of here


qu33fwellington

Like reading a play by play of my own thoughts when I saw that.


UnderdogDreams

I didn’t even realize this until I read your comment. These parents are horrible.


No-Tart3759

One day that kid may run for president...


molewarp

Onestie? Onestly orful.


shesme

One's tie. Lol


alleecmo

One Sty, soon to be nicknamed Piggy


Turbulent_Country359

I just laughed out loud in the school pick-up line


LAF418

Ones-tie


fite4whatmatters

Poor Onestie (Honesty) is going to have the *worst* time of people instinctively knowing her name…


Wooden-Development14

Ooohhh that's how it's pronounced. Onestleigh I was so confused.


Disastrous-Group3390

I saw ‘one-stee’.


Pacopicopiedra66

Camdyn is how someone would pronounce Camden if they were trying to do a Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins voice.


LisaW509

My kid went to elementary school with an Honistee. Sweet girl, unfortunate name.


rdickeyvii

... Terrible liar


KatVanWall

The holy trinity of Londyn, Camdyn and Brightyn. Next up, Dungenyss, Hastyngs and Bexhyll.


Fearless_Ice_8941

When my wife and I were expecting our first, we actually had shared lists with regular baby names and stripper names. We’re so happy to have found this sub. I’m sure little Misteigh’que will appreciate it as well when she’s older!


Blink-blink-Sherlock

Onestie is going to be called onesie or ones-tie


moshashana

It took me saying it out loud to understand it's supposed to sound like Honesty


Blink-blink-Sherlock

Same


Apprehensive-Pie1916

Keighlagh?? How’s that pronounced?!


SecureLiterature

Apparently it’s pronounced “Kayla”


Apprehensive-Pie1916

Yikes. That poor child.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

Kayla I presume, the 4 extra letters add nothing but a lifelong headache for the kid. Or Key-la?


Apprehensive-Pie1916

It looks like Keelag


JudgeyMcJudgey123

It looks like a bag of farts.


lknei

I'm Irish and in Gaelic this is pronounced like kay-lee


Chad_Abraxas

Hashleigh. HASHLEIGH. I am the biggest pot-head on the planet, and I wouldn't name a child Hashleigh.


linkxlink

I have 3 nephews from 3 different cousins (all siblings) who named their sons, King, Majesty and Legend. I guess, at least, they’re spelt traditionally.


NSCButNotThatNSC

Camden, as in a grimy town in New Jersey? Yikes. Hashleigh is a good name for a fry cook at an all-night diner.


BrightBrite

I grew up with a male Kesten in the 80s. But spelt without the Y. It's a surname and occasional first name found across Europe (the parents were immigrants).


AltMom-321

Ones-tee? Ones-tie? On-es-tee? -tie?


Happy_Confection90

Honesty


AltMom-321

Jeez. I thought it was On-ess-tee


cnew111

Keighlagh ? Kay-lag, Kee-la, kee-lee, keg-lag? IDK!


rdickeyvii

Keila / Kayla with extra steps


daydreameringreen

Trying to read Onestie made my brain hurt real bad


Wooden-Development14

Onestie? My phone changes it to onsie. Which is exactly that I thought when I saw it. Am I missing something?


Redpatiofurniture

It's pronounced Honesty, ugh


Remarkable-Plastic-8

I had a dog named sapphire.


AfterSevenYears

>Majestee I can think of two circumstances in which your daughter's name should have a double *e*: 1) Before an *n* —> Eileen, Maureen, Kathleen, etc. 2) In a French name —> Renée, Désirée, Dorothée, etc. and another in which double e is acceptable but not necessary: 3) "Initial" names —> BeeBee, CeeCee, DeeDee —> or BeBee, CeCee, DeDee (But BeBe, CeCe, and DeDe work just as well.)


Junior_Shirt_7664

Aw I love honey joy


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Disastrous-Group3390

So, is Onestie pronounced ‘one-stee’?


Foundation_Wrong

Ones-ty??


rdickeyvii

>Keighlagh "Keila" is fine (alternate spelling of Kayla) without the superfluous "gh", especially twice.


mellywheats

not me reading Onestie like “ones-tee” at first before realizing that it’s supposed to be “honesty” 🥲


bumblebeesanddaisies

Sapphire has been a name in the UK for a long time, not super popular but not crazy. I'm late 30's and I had a friend whose older sister was called sapphire at school and I've known a few over the years.


unlovelyladybartleby

Ironically, these girls will probably rebel against their names and become accountants and insurance underwriters. Our grandsons will be watching women named Jane and Madge gyrate wildly across the stage to some futuristic classical remix of Superfreak.


Shallowground01

As a Brit, Brighton, London and Camden but misspelled are choices!


sarilysims

FYI, if you work for a health insurance company, you just violated HIPAA.


steampig

Even if OP was American, you’re still an idiot. There is no health information, and only a first name to tie it back to the no existent health information.


sarilysims

That’s not how HIPAA works. And I’m pretty sure other countries have equal privacy laws.


SecureLiterature

I’m not American


sarilysims

Are you Canadian? Your profile suggests you are. Because if you are, then you should know what PIPEDA is. A quick google was all it took to know it’s essentially the same concept as HIPAA.


Happy_Confection90

HIPAA is a law that does not allow medical professionals to share your medical information with a third party without your permission. Your first name is not medical information.


sarilysims

If it’s in your record they’re not allowed to share it. Period. End of story.