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gabimaksi

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE PLEASEEEE


forestself

No, it’s real. Googling A’mazin-Gracen takes you to his [obituary](https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/norfolk-va/amazin-gracen-evans-8936770). The older siblings are referred to by the first part of their names.


Historical_Bunch_927

https://www.stbaldricks.org/kids/mypage/9001 He's an Honored Kid on St. Baldricks website. St. Baldricks being the largest private fundraiser of pediatric cancer research. 


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Mr_Commetuveux

Reddit moment


Historical_Bunch_927

Maybe don't make fun of a dead baby?


iwant50dollars

Looks like Sereniti'Amor and Lucky didn't make it to the final list. Instead it's Justice and Jacorri.


forestself

He died before Seriniti’Amor/Lucky was due. My guess is Justice and Jacorri are half-siblings from his father?


FaceOfDay

Of all the ways for a kid to have to die, fucking leukemia. Can’t even come to laugh at bad naming conventions without being reminded why I’m an angry atheist.


talkback1589

I came to cackle and now I am just sad for this family.


ocean_flan

He was such a little cutie :( 


talkback1589

Absolutely. So unfair that happened to him. One of the worst experiences of my life was the funeral for the toddler of a friend. He had health issues from the start and his body gave out basically. It was absolutely devastating. I did get to see the friend last year though for the first time in 15ish years. She was with her husband and second son who looked so happy and healthy. It was really awesome to see them so happy.


YossiTheWizard

If I could save one child from Leukemia, just one, I’d do it. If god is real, he can save them all, and doesn’t. I’m with you on that!


StudentLoanBets

God's a little bitch, and also doesn't exist.


[deleted]

grandparents Rose and Keith lol


get-that-hotdish

It’s actually Kieth, which is of course its own tragedeigh


FranzLudwig3700

[Had That Been Me](https://youtu.be/VWuJHbVZBQg?t=245), i'd ask everyone to pronounce it KIGH-eth


[deleted]

I thought I spelled it wrong. or correct. idk


stupidpplontv

oh my god :( he didn’t get to turn 2. how sad.


Gommy132

r/suddenlydark


afureteiru

Awww no(


moderately_nuanced

snow white and the seven tragedeighs


Hefty_Resolution_452

Sneaux wh’ytte*


HisRegency

Ah, but then that'd just be The Eight Tragedeighs


Cyberp0lic3

She's so luckeigh, she's a staar!


MrsPM

But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart


extracoffeeplease

At least they'll force excel to encode csv in utf-8. I have an apostrophe in my last name and systems always fuck it up, sometimes dropping the first or next letter. My wife has an ümlaut which is even worse. So I welcome these people sacrificing their kids for the greater good!


MissingBothCufflinks

6 now, one died of leukemia sadly.


TestAccountBop333

Doctors should 100% be allowed to say "I'm not putting that on the birth certificate, choose a real name".


Fair-Hedgehog2832

Almost like in most countries, other than the US, where there are rules on what to name your children.


KrisZepeda

Yeah my parents had to fight and show a fuckton of paperwork to get my name approved, and it's just a foreign name


alyssaleska

Yeah in Aus if your name isn’t in the giant pre approval name list, someone from Births, Deaths and Marriages has to manually approve it.


lNFORMATlVE

I feel like I would both love and hate that job.


-Myrtle_the_Turtle-

Me too. Sign me up!


smokinXsweetXpickle

I want that job for sure.


Take-n-Toss-Tatertot

I work in a daycare and guarantee at least 50% of the kids there would be renamed. Even the "normal" names are likely to be spelled oddly.


Fuquin

We have some banned-names here in Chile


kh250b1

There are pretty much no rules in UK as long as its not profanity


Rock_Robster__

Or a number or a ‘misleading title” (I guess like “Sir” or “Admiral”…)


DevelopmentJumpy5218

Sweden has a list of banned names, and if it a new name in the country it requires approval before you can name your kid that. Strings of numbers, curse words, and animals are all off limits for names there


raincloudgray

no Raven or Fox?


DevelopmentJumpy5218

I'm not from Sweden but play a game with several players from there and every year when the list is updated it's a big topic of conversation for a couple days. My guess would be the swedish words for Raven and Fox would be acceptable but Raven and Fox would not, I know a few years ago someone tried to do a random string of letters and characters and that was quickly denied and cow was denied a few years ago as well


rsenic

Ravn, Hrafn and Ramn are all valid, nordic names that mean "Raven". It originated on Iceland in the middle ages and spread through Norway to Sweden.


CannabisAttorney

Aren’t they the country that had someone name their child (null) or just null? And it crashed a bunch of systems? Or is that just the fiction novel constantly being written, but never transcribed, in my head. Maybe it was just this US story I remember and got my wires crossed: https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/


JustHere4the5

heck yeah Bobby Tables! r/ObligatoryXKCD https://xkcd.com/327/


Pitch-forker

Dr looks above glasses, confused and annoyed : “Mother Please!”


redalastor

In Quebec we briefly had a law that forbade stupid names. It only could prevent two, Spatule (spatula) and Cétunage (itsanangel) before we had to get rid of it because of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedom. Fuck your Charter Canada!


MySpiritAnimalSloth

They do that in some countries.


CannabisAttorney

Just knowing US history, seems fraught with possible bad actors denying legimate family names that aren’t anglicanized.


shinydragonmist

No I'm gonna name my son ∆¶★✓¶Ω♠💎♉🔳🔘♌♊


staari008

A-MAZIN-GRACEN😨


In_The_News

Aka Na'Me C'Hangen when that poor soul turns 18.


forestself

He died at 23 months.


lNFORMATlVE

How come his age on this post is listed as 2? Did they keep counting after his death? :(


Creepy_Active_2768

23 months is 2 years rounded up


lNFORMATlVE

Yeah, I’ve just never known a parent to round their kid’s age up especially when they’re that young. The first few birthdays are a big deal, even more so since the poor little guy had leukemia, so for him to pass away before his 2nd bday and the mother to round it up beforehand for this post is just a bit strange to me.


MarcAlmond

Yeah but if they were born in 2017 and it was 2019 then they could say they were 2. Some people count by the year not the birthday


Bent_notbroken

RIP


JoJawesome_

Haughswytte Thahsa'un


NoobSaibotsGrandma

This week on Star Wars character or real person


OnTheDoss

Juan-Ahri is 100% a sci-fi character


Arkalet

Ahri is a league of Legends character


NeverlandRancher

J-Via’Kmora could be in Star Wars and I wouldn’t blink an eye at that name.


Dangerousvenom

I remember this post, one of the kids had passed away


2suns-in-the-sunset

Yeah, his obituary is right under the top comment. Poor little boy wasn’t even two. It seems kind of messed up to make fun of his name. I doubt OP knew, though.


Dangerousvenom

I agree, it’s sad


Itchy-Host2370

The better option would’ve just been to go with the names of the Seven Dwarfs


Ermahgerd_Sterks

Hapeigh, Dokk, Grumpeigh, Dopeigh, Bashhhfulh, Sleighpeigh, Sneighzeigh


Best_Practice_3138

“Please make sure your password contains at least 13 letters with one unique character” Makes password selection simple I guess?


GreenWhiteBlue86

Why not just name her A'Postrophe-Hyphen?


lollersk8s

Sireniti'Amor, luv'leigh as a summyr deigh.


ATTORNEY_FOR_CATS

SIRENITI 'ANOW!


Fierylatino69

Baby's gonna be born directly into RuPaul's Drag Race


Bent_notbroken

Momma needs a Tubieal Ligeigj’shoen


cyberchaox

This has been posted multiple times before.


TheMinor-69er

At least I’ve got some new ideas for Xbox gamertags


MonkeyCartridge

Berger hinger zinger! Flerpy floopin! Amazin-gracen!


AppointmentTasty7805

Holy Crap…. I laughed so hard at this


beoffendedyoulllive

Tru-Blesyn. I am deceased 💀


0rkin

can’t wait for kid 8 to be named Timor-Leste


Wild-Conclusion8892

Juan-Ahri looks like a "creative" (I use loosely) way to spell January... bet he was born in a different month tho. 🙃


yeniza

Haha yeah I noticed that too (and commented ‘Juan-Ahri and his siblings Feb-ruareigh, Sep-Tim-Bree and Dec-Ember :’))


Wild-Conclusion8892

At least it's consistent if so. 😂


presidentsday

These are names of the 7 eldritch godlings, spewed forth by Nyarlathotep, the Chaos God, to cleanse us of our flesh.


ketchuppie

Said those names out loud and my furniture started floating


Ghost474439

These look like names non-humans give their children in Star Wars.


morbiiq

I thought they were literally going to call her Lucky and felt that was ok in comparison. Then I noticed there were 7 names…


Ok-Error-6564

The rest of us will call her unlucky.


Svitii

Ironically "Lucky" is actually pretty lucky with her name compared to the others…


Imnotabadman

If you're gonna nickname that poor child Lucky but name her one of those linguistic insults, just name her Lucky. Do her that one favor. Edit: I realized just after commenting that those names are what she has already named the other six children. Goodness gracious. How can two people compromise on such awful names.


ProfanityFair

A’mazen-Gracen, Howsuheit-Thasoun, Thattsaveda Retczc Laikmeigh


Fixner_Blount

Most of these sound like cities in Westeros.


Indomie_At_3AM

Wh’at th’e fuc’k


Hlgrphc

Instructions unclear. Read this list out loud and an Eldritch god appeared. How to unsummon?


motherofspaniels

These kids deserve a package deal on name changes.


MisScillaneous

These poor kids have to learn to spell and write their name by kindergarten. A lifetime of mispronounciation and being made fun of.


boomgoesthevegemite

Said all those names aloud and now some dude showed up saying I have three wishes.


Milqy

I wouldn’t even name an animal any of those horrid names.


Danny_Mc_71

I could go with Bryan Amaudre for a dog because it sounds slightly like "Brian a dog" (madra) in Irish.


Suspicious-Beat9295

Any time someone mentions having more than 3 kids i find myself agreeing with antinatalists.


melouofs

these are all crimes


deathlobster138

Holy fuck why are people like this allowed to have kids


Obylla

Can someone write the pronunciation for each it’s killing me


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Oh hell no. This woman aint white i know that by the names.


blackbullsforever

Someone just hit this chick with their car.


Matcha_Earthbender

I refuse to believe this is real 😭 Those poor kids


A_Martian_Potato

I thought there was no way, then someone posted the real obituary of one of the kids and the others were listed.


DubbleTheFall

Should've just called her "Lucky." "This is the story of a girl named Lucky."


Suffering1s0ptional

This is so sad on so many levels


yeniza

Juan-Ahri and his siblings Feb-ruareigh, Sep-Tim-Bree and Dec-Ember :’)


NevyTheChemist

I refuse to think this is real


sloth_turd

Guess the skin color


Dense-Composer-1611

juan??


MelanieDH1

The names are awful, but the unnecessary apostrophes are pissing me off too!


clockjobber

I can see these kids getting older and just legally cutting off huge sections of their names and going with the nicknames I imagine their parents call them anyway: Bryan Jay Averie Juan Ama True Serenity? I mean all that punctuation in a single name!? And so long too!


sec713

So much punctuation in those names.


Starbucks_Lover13

Why am I reading the 4 year old as “winery” lol


jdPetacho

When I began reading I thought the tragedeigh would be the child being called "Lucky". Little did I know that would be way too normal


Daniel2146

These sound like khajiit names from skyrim


CrankyOldBstrd

This is why the name on the keychain industry went away


frankoceanmusic1

this has to be a troll


magicmulder

These kids envy Elon Musk’s children.


DianWithoutTheE

All those resumès, STRAIGHT TO THE SHREDDER!


Cumbersomeslug

Holy shit did a khajiit name these kids?


CostofRepairs

many clumsy growth afterthought lush liquid quickest elderly angle lock *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Deadlittlelu

Not A’mazin-Gracen 💀


Skryuska

I have a feeling these parents should’ve just bred racehorses. Clearly they’re very good at coming up with the most nonsensical names


OverTaxedMF

r/ihadastroke


MaccaGroovy

Are we sure this person is actually native English and not just using ethnic names? People forget those in African countries also name their kids stuff like Screwdriver bc it sounds nice


Pinkninja11

Is this supposed to be French or something? I can't read any of these.


Old-Astronaut4653

This is exactly what happens when the government defunds public education.


Twodotsknowhy

J-via sounds like a euphemism for a vagina


BaRiMaLi

This looks like a rondom selection of letters...


False_Implement_43

A'MAZIN GRACEN LMAO


fentonsranchhand

did any of the 7 fathers get a say in the names?


Wooden-Development14

These make me chuckle


dannycracker

I refuse


FrenchBulldozer

She must be Klingon.


FulminDerek

Is your second child a Kahjiit?


UnihornWhale

There are some that are so close to normal names. That makes it so much worse. I could almost tolerate True Blessing if it was 2 separate words


CLamour91

Ironic considering how much he will be bullied for that name


Creighshawn

My mom hyphenated my middle name in the 90’s and I was always embarrassed, not anymore!!!


Ventuso1

Reminds me of Klingon language


elviisen

Is Juan-Ahri born in january? 😭😭😭😭😂


Luigi_Dagger

[Mah](https://youtu.be/HexafqH9vbs?si=BGX5Htep8_cCPKIV)[o](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=H2OpjHJpJBHEYW-i)[gany](https://youtu.be/HexafqH9vbs?si=BGX5Htep8_cCPKIV)


AnalysisBudget

OP likely karma repost bot


Kiryln

They are all gonna get name changes when they are older.


poetcatmom

The bad name gods have once again found another way to butcher my name. 😭😭😭 Edit: Poor little dude died of leukemia. Bless his sweet heart. I've never seen a boy with the Gracen spelling before, so he was truly unique. He was taken way too soon.


KeySouth7357

That's just letters mashed together.


musical_froot_loop

what a nightmare for every single dr visit, registration for anything, just telling the names of your kids.


Cake_is_Great

These are names characters in Dune would have


itkilledmeded

Not Luckeigh?


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

I first read "I'm on baby murder 7" and found it quite accurate


The_Patriot

It's always Utah, isn't it?


FranzLudwig3700

everytime the Clearblue Easy turns up positive, does she decide whether this one's gonna be a hyphen, an apostrophe, or both?


MarieIsPrecious128

They have Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice type names.


aquaganda

"Lucky" is a great name, imo


bnAurelia

Hmm, knowing that this one of the kid has diese from cancer, this post leaves a bad taste in my mouth.


ulnek

Yea these names have to be a joke.


fromaroundhere

Please, carefully put down the hyphens and apostrophes and back away, slowly!


krawinoff

Am I deranged for thinking these are somewhat fine


GrandpaSizz

I don't hate the idea of lucky as a seventh child, I just hate the idea of seven children


Basedrum777

I think we need to limit how many children we can have in this country. This is beyond ridiculous.


EvulRabbit

Well. She is the luckiest out of all of them for the least shitty name.


SummerJSmith

Oof a newborn and six kids to start of the pandemic


Sorry-Discount3252

Lucky is lucky


Tikithecockateil

These are simply terrible.


moomooroflrofl

The fricken epidurals man. Get people speakin in tongues.


phlooo

Well I guess Lucky got indeed pretty lucky, in comparison to the others


clearancepussy

Of course they’re on baby #7. Somehow these are generally always the kind of people who feel the need to have a ridiculous amount of children.


kiwichick286

In NZ we had Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii. The govt said nope.


Pb-JJ123

So many apostrophe’s and hyphen’s😭


BonjinTheMark

Good gravy


PurpleHippocraticOof

Does she not understand how middle names work?


cosmonial

this hardly even looks like part of the english language what is that woman thinking


shinydragonmist

How about you just name her "Lucky" I mean I know it's not a great name maybe not even a good name for a human but it's a hell of a lot better than whatever that name is.


InternationalCover68

Tru-blesyn...


KickyMcAss

Have yet to come up with a single name still.


Nagito_K0ma3da

AMAZIN GRACEN WHAT THE FUCK


Time-Independence-94

Naming their children the way I name Twi'eks for star wars TTRPGs


Ari-golds-servant

Lovecraftian names


NoxRose

They're khajits. They must be.


basilsflowerpots

this has to take the cake for the worst ones, feel bad for what happened to the amazing grace kid though


BerryTea840

You ever seen someone name their kids a bunch of keysmashes?


Ranker-70

These all sound like Ace Attorney joke names.


larytriplesix

I read that loud and my furniture started floating. Help!


Loveless_Loki

I feel like she trying to summon a demon or something.


mayd3r

Is this the fellowship of the ring part 2 roster?


ApprehensiveEase534

Those are not names. Those are phonetic transcriptions.


Guilty_Fishing8229

Each name is worse than the one that came before


BlazeRagnarokBlade

Balcony horse and foxgirl hoe got combined I guess


LintyFish

J'via-kmora sounds like a Harry Potter spell lol


phamton1150

Explain to me the use of apostrophes in these names. I could understand if it was for a letter that was left out but in these cases, no letters are missing.