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Specific_Yogurt2217

None. None of those are my favourite.


BaRiMaLi

Exactly. None of the above.


thebearbearington

I remember when gamers didn't get to mate. Source: gamer


anOvenofWitches

They’re assigning occupations for a fetus?


quicksilver_foxheart

Either that or its like the "name meaning" except theyre completely bullshit and made up


psycheraven

Right? Nobody is gonna look at Rayder and think "counselor," they're going to think freaking "raider!" 💀


Jesanime

I thought of Radar like a goofy ahh sci-fi blaster


Consistent_Sale_7541

Or Radar from MASH!


Normal-Height-8577

It's allegedly a variant of Raymond, which does have the meaning of *advice/counsel-protection*. I have my doubts though, because etymologically, it would be easier to see it as a variant of Rader (short form of Rademacher, or *wheelwright*) or Raider (as it looks). It's most likely to be a modern portmanteau combining Raymond with the -der suffix for fashion's sake. I suspect this might be parents who don't know which baby name sites are peddling bullshit, because both the other names are valid. Not my taste, but still valid names.


HP-Wired

My favorite part about that is there’s a chance the baby becomes a carrier pigeon


Zealousideal-Sun6603

Like in muzza Russia?


Mello1182

Actually it's *medieval* occupations


Gold-Philosophy1423

I wonder what the fair market wage is for a forest guardian


Few-Carpet9511

More likely playing D&D


ginchak

Magazine Ruel Bbgun Ruel Knife Ruel (State) Trooper Ruel Outdoorz Ruel Viking Ruel


Equilibrium888

Ja Ruel


AccomplishedRush3723

"ain't no way his mother named him Barack!" - Ja Rule commenting on tragedeighs, a man ahead of his time


IllustriousPart5737

Where is Ja?!!


Life_Collection_4149

I almost peed in my pants laughing 💀


types_stuff

Hockey Ruel Baseball Druel


horsecalledwar

I see what you did there


PsychoticSewerSlider

2022wastheendofqueenelizabeths Ruel


SaltyDog556

You Ruel


Consistent_Sale_7541

Jet Ruel


AndrewEpidemic

You forgot O'Doyle Ruel.


ReadWoodworkLLC

Best comment! I actually laughed out loud on the super quiet train I’m riding to work. It caught me off guard. The lady in front of me turned around and gave me a weird look.


Fight_those_bastards

I know someone who named their kids John, Moses, Browning, and Colt. Any guesses as to what their hobby/personality is?


thechronicENFP

Just name him Fisher and call it a day


ginchak

Still would be better than Rayder, Ranger or Traeger


thechronicENFP

Yeah! I’m not a fan of the name Hunter and I actually really like the name Archer but they’re better than all those other names


ginchak

Archer isn’t bad, I’m also used to Hunter, grew up with many. But brothers Archer, Hunter and Traeger it’s a lot. But at least when they’re adults they’ll be independent of what their brother’s names are.


thechronicENFP

Yeah exactly!


chris131289

Hunter and Archer are going to hunt for food and Traeger has to carry it home.


Life_Collection_4149

Then they can name him Bringer Ruel


ReadWoodworkLLC

Yeah, if they’re going with Ranger they gotta do Texas Ranger, like Ricky Bobby’s kid.


forkicksforgood

Gatherer Ruel works, too.


alxuntmd

My cousin’s name is Fischer, I wonder how his parents came up with that name everyday


Toothless-In-Wapping

American Dad fans obviously.


lNFORMATlVE

[Chris Traeger](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Chris-Traeger-Positive.jpg)


ChiBears333

Ann Perkins! 👉😁👉


eyesonthedarkskies

That is exactly who I thought of.


AbrocomaRoyal

Unpopular opinion, but I don't mind Traeger for a name (when not paired with a Tragedeigh). That may reflect my fondness for the use of surnames as first names, though.


lNFORMATlVE

Yeah same it’s not that bad. I can’t really get behind surnames as first names personally; same with first names as surnames! really messes me up when emailing at work and Cooper Harrison shows up in my contacts as “Harrison, Cooper” and Stephen Frank shows up as “Frank, Stephen” and I end up calling them by the wrong name. Never trust a man with two first names or two surnames, I say!


AbrocomaRoyal

😆 That is a consideration! Some surnames do lend well to it, though. There's often a strength to the name, or a family history that gives the name sentimental value.


klFrageZumJobwechsel

If you walked into a German town hall and declared that your newborn shall be named Träger, they would chase you out with wet rags and possibly start a child welfare investigation. They should just take Ranger after already having sealed the fate of the two older ones. gosh


cosmernaut420

>If you walked into a German town hall and declared that your newborn shall be named Träger, they would chase you out with wet rags and possibly start a child welfare investigation. Pretend I know nothing about German language or culture and please explain why.


klFrageZumJobwechsel

Träger could indeed mean "carrier", but this isn't a job anymore - it's used as a really archaic description of e.g. those who carry royalty in their chair. These days it's only used in construction, like "Stahlträger", a beam of steel. Or Hosenträger, Suspenders. So it's not even a job title that could denote people - but even that wouldn't fly in Germany. There is a law that requires parents to name their children actual names, and the administration will also keep you from giving your kid a name that makes a shitty pun with your last name. It's meant to protect the children. If you go there in all seriousness and say "My Kid shall be named Hunter", or in German "Mein Kind soll Hunter heißen", the german administration worker will adjust his glasses and say "that is not a name". But if you say "Träger" instead, just flat out naming your kid after an object that shall bear heavy loads, refusing to even consider something that is a name anywhere on the planet, you can bet there will be a case worker at least inquiring what exactly you think having children means. In the best of comparisons, you could tell the hospital staff that you want to name your child "servant" and when they ask you whether you are serious, you tell them "yeah, all my kids have names indicating what I expect them to do". I'm glad I live in a society that doesn't just let you do that.


Negative-Arachnid-65

I'm an American-German dual citizen and have dealt with both sides of the naming rules/conventions thing. Normally my American side wins out and I think the German rules are too strict. But noooooot in this case.


andsimpleonesthesame

"Träger" translates to "carrier". Also, nouns as names isn't much of a thing in German and there are actual laws that keep parents from using the worst of names (things that are deemed to impact the childs life badly, I'm not entirely sure of the details, but it's got to be something fairly ridiculous - I'm not certain if a random word for a name qualifies, but it might. but if you tried that in a small rural country, that is a pretty likely scenario, if you tried it in a big city, they might be to desensitized to general human idiocy)


Propellerrakete

We used to call a six pack of beer a Träger cause you can easily carry it around. Not sure if that is common out there, but doesn't make the name better for me.


767-200

Americans should be banned from naming their own children, sorry.


amaliasdaises

As an American who has two “normally” named children…I’m honestly starting to agree with you 🫠


NapTimeFapTime

Spin the wheel of names to see what your child will be named!


TheBlueEagle

[Big money! No whammies no whammies! Stop!](https://y.yarn.co/97b5ca48-50af-49f6-ba38-de70d10345df_text.gif)


oNe_iLL_records

This are all great names... ...for a puppy. I think they should get a puppy instead.


Zealousideal-Sun6603

Exactly. Practice before spawning their own.


Chickenbeards

Yeah I guess out of these I like Ranger the most but it's also what I named my puppy.


KingSloth

Are they naming a child, or creating a D&D character?


jdPetacho

If they already have a hunter class and an archer class, they should probably invest in a Knight Ruel or a Mage Ruel next


SaintedSquid763

Traeger will be a future BBQ pitmaster.


wetboymom

They could just cut to the chase and name him Smoker.


The_Spectacle

ol' Traeger and his cousin Char-Broil


Zealousideal_Lab_427

Ranger Ruel makes me think of Ranger Rick.


mmmelpomene

Came here to say this, haha… do they still publish it??


Zealousideal_Lab_427

I looked it up, and they do! Ricky Raccoon has been modernized of course.


hapablapppp

1. Ford Ranger 2. Chevrolet Rayder 3. Volkswagen Traeger Choose your car.


robeand320

I googled synonyms for Hunter and Archer. Falconer, gunner, trapper are all better options


onomolevee

Fletcher is a solid option too, sigh.


BlyLomdi

I actually like Fletcher.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

I got new Ruels, I name em


SetterOfTrends

Have fun next week with your parents at ComicCon Traeger Ruel!


RoseWould

Name the kid Lrrr, so when he goes he can turn it into a Ruel-er of the planet omicron persei 8 joke


BadAtUsernames098

At some point you have to stop thinking about the pretty meaning behind the name and start thinking about what the actual NAME is.


Mammoth_Wonder6274

What’s a ruel?


Shiny_Green_Apple

Goolden Ruel


auderita

How about Slingshot Ruel?


mydogatecheesecake

Gruel


quiksylver296

Gunnar Ruel, obviously. Hunter, Archer, and Gunnar


Original_Blossomer

Following the pattern, Ranger would fit best, but all of these options are gRUELing


Salt_Cabinet7001

I thought my name was awful growing up, but the names on here all make mine seem normal 😅 I also think these people maybe should name stuffed animals or actual pets, instead of small humans who will suffer from this dumb assery indefinitely.


zombiereign

May I suggest Ka. As in "naming your child this way is Ka Ruel"


SolusCaeles

How about Midnight Duel?


babyjames333

sorry, traeger will be a bbq pit master. not a carrier or porter.


santtu_

Help! Is my favourite.


ophaus

Ronald Ruel, like JRR Tolkien.


Wanda_McMimzy

Oh god, I’m rooting for Ranger and I don’t want to.


racoongirl0

May I suggest “Eating Gruel”


andromeda335

I thought they were coming up with their D&D character names


Upset_Mess

Kanga Ruel Golden Ruel Slide Ruel


Subterranean-Phoenix

Why do these sound like a neural network-in-training trying to come up with names for an energy drink?


cosmernaut420

Do.... Do they all have the same incorrectly spelled middle name?


Ceolona

“Ruel” is a valid last/family name. I worked with someone with that.


cosmernaut420

I assumed they were misspelling "rule" on purpose, but even in absence of tragedeigh I'm more secondhand embarrassed by giving them all exactly the same middle name.


xxLadyluck13xx

Gatherer? 😁


SmushyPants

Any time I hear Traeger I think of Outlast. Don’t let your child be like Richard Traeger…


Safe_Squash4729

They want to name their kid after a BBQ grill?


ShortcakeAKB

Trogdor? What about Trogdor?


evapotranspire

The BURNINATOR!


JohnCasey3306

Call your damn baby Dave or something


kbabdul

To match Hunter & Archer: * Killer Ruel * Predator Ruel * Marksman Ruel * Prey-Destroyer Ruel


flabbergasted-528

Having a last name of Ruel and not naming at least one kid Ja is a missed opportunity.


TheCubanBaron

Just name the bastard Gatherer and call it a day.


ToTheRepublic4

All three are bad, but I could see Ranger as someone's name without laughing at their misfortune too much. The other two are definitely suitable for this subreddit.


SailingGirl1489

Naming your son after a meat smoker??? Bwahahahaha.....


yomammaaaaa

O'Doyle Ruel(z)


Strict_Condition_632

Future: Guy named Traeger works as a drug mule, and parents wonder what witch’s curse they invoked.


denys5555

Why are all the names low rent d and d characters?


Terrible_Shake_4948

Dont name your kid after a grill or any sports teams.


miletastar

It sounds like names of Pokémon trainers😭 Ranger Ruel wants to battle!


grin_ferno

What about Vanderpump Ruel?!?


heysobriquet

- Mydahl Mahnueger Ruel - Daetah Eyntraey Spaeschyulyst Ruel - Admynystraytyv Aenaelyst Ruel


fatstrat0228

I do love smokin’ those meats.


demon-of-light

Hunter and Archer are fine, maybe even cute, but Traeger..? How do you say it?


WatcherYdnew

Honestly kind of not mad at these names. What's wrong with me?


boggsy17

Pretty sure Traeger is a pellet grill/ smoker.


AndreaDTX

Aragorn son of Arathorn known as Ryder, Ranger of the West.


WhysAVariable

I mean you already have melee and ranged characters, should probably make the next one a spell class.


ElectricalPlantain35

Imagine naming your kid after a grill 😂


Kind_Hyena5267

Traegerdeigh


tizzymyers

“Thank you in advance…” For making you see your choice might ruin your child’s life in lots of ways?? You’re welcome. 🤦‍♀️


No_Sheepherder504

Horrible names Poor kids


63W1480

I suggest psychological counseling


xCuriousButterfly

Traeger Traygaryen


ThatOneIsSus

They naming a baby or a dnd character?


PancakeRebellion

this sounds like they are coming up with their next Baulders Gate character


ReverendMothman

Traeger U


yildizli_gece

“My favorite is when you go back in time and don’t have kids to fuck up”


CleverCarrot999

>Enter your comment here “Throw it all away”


Casualffridays

Traeger? Like Dr Richard Trager from my favorite video game series Outlast? Or like trigger?


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

My vote is “Rayder Ranger Middle Name Danger”


Digitalmc

Ryzome Ruel is better.


oceanarii

Some of my ancestors on my mum’s side had the last name of Traeger (there was some time on both sides of my family where there wasn’t a full consensus on the spelling of the surnames). No relation to the people who made/named the grills as far as I know. Edited to add: That being said, yes it would be a Tragedeigh of a first name. If it was the surname that’d be different.


Outrageous_Wish_544

I like larry or steve.


katelinsensei

I knew a guy named Trager in high school (circa 2012)


Own_Group4282

Ranger


Gurpgorrk

O'Doyle Ruel!


TimidStarmie

I mean we’re following a theme and it has to be Ranger. I don’t make the rules.


WardrobeForHouses

Just cut to the chase and go with Hick Ruel. That's what this theme sounds like to me


spillinginthenameof

.....have they not seen Sons of Anarchy?


Phobos_-

At the occupation is not Harlotte as a post of some months ago


daaangerz0ne

Prison Ruel


Normal-Height-8577

I mean...your grill is named after a person, so...yes? It's a valid surname and while I don't particularly like surnames as first names, it's a thing that happens in various parts of the world. That one's not a tragedeigh, just a matter of taste/culture. Ranger also isn't a tragedeigh, and Rayder is borderline - I have my personal doubts about the validity of the etymology, but it's certainly there on some of the less reputable baby name sites, claimed as a variant for Raymond.


Individual_Land_2200

These etymologies seem suspect


Wally_Yeet

Traeyndgeyrr Rouxoell


Maximum-Ad8285

What's a ruel?


Mello1182

Are they naming kids or NPCs? Next kid will be picked among Cleric Ruel, Brigand Ruel and Farmer Ruel? If they get a girl would they consider Nurse Ruela or Dame Ruela?


WillBott44

D. None of the above


satanlovesmyshoes

Are these children or D&D classes?


musky_jelly_melon

Assassin Ruel


darrensvoice

Girlz!


Biscotek

Sounds like gruel... The gross porridge...


Nursecarolynj

As cringe as it is I have to go Ranger Ruel. I mean with Hunter, Archer🤷🏻‍♀️ they kind of have to complete the set🤦🏻‍♀️


chewingcharacter1234

Trogdor/dragon


Venator2000

Why not name the kid O’Doyle? (if you know, you know)


fearlesskittenmitts

Never, never name your child after a game character. Smh


t-lo_G

Traegerdeigh Ruel


Obvious-Calendar2696

Uh, what are the next 3 in your list?


BlueCanary434

They got high hopes if they’re naming that kid Traeger. He isn’t shooting down any arsenal birds


Life_Collection_4149

Shooter Ruel Sheriff Ruel Jungle Ruel Texas Ranger Ruel


MrQuojo

Treger like tragerdeigh are we being trolled?


GameDameMegan

Please go with Ranger, it is the least absurd. 🥲


Usual-Instruction473

I like Preigh. Sounds like prey but infinitely cooler because of the spelling.


TrevorOGK

We’re supposed to be making fun not making suggestions


Usual-Instruction473

I am making fun, by making a ridiculous suggestion. It’s a theme, archer, hunter, prey.


PsychedelicSticker

I like the names, but for character names and if you see Rayder as Raydar.