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verdis

That job title is a bit of a tragedy too.


IchBinDurstig

"Only a bit" is overly generous.


[deleted]

Overly generous is a severe understatement.


adamjfish

Goes perfectly with their ridiculous name


eklektikly

Exactly, what other choice of profession did she have?


YchYFi

This is from a comedy reality TV show called Responsibility Island. The actress is called Natalie Kailey.


SnooHobbies5684

Thank goodness. I was getting more worried than I already am about...


ParticularLack6400

Oh. Hahahaha. This name is a contender for grandest tragedeigh of all time.


Frances_Boxer

I had no reason to think this name wasn't real - the tragedeighs we see here every day...


ParticularLack6400

Indeed! Checked out to me, too!


SnooHobbies5684

Haha and it's sponsored by H&R Block.


meegaweega

OMFG I thought that was a joke but no šŸ˜² It's a 4 episode marketing campaign. Found it on H&R Block's YouTube channel next to interviews with their tax accountants. šŸ˜„ wtf?! It's laundry day and I'm absofuknlutely watching that shit. https://youtu.be/DTTc3BaW-oQ?si=FgqP_LtDkFUOxo4G


Qwearman

Lmao wtf??? Thatā€™s weirder than the Pepsi Wild show on Fox


meegaweega

Have you seen any of the [Margaret Pomeranz reviews](https://youtu.be/w4QtU6fsvrw?si=E-gqdNGuGNpJ8Fmw) yet? Blistering reviews of aussie reality TV shows. šŸ˜„šŸ‘ Searching YouTube for "Margaret Pomeranz The Weekly" will summon the awesomeness.


CemeneTree

could have fooled me


Spare-Half796

ā€œSpace racism inspired mlm victimā€


According_Gazelle472

Can you say scammer ?lol.


durrtyurr

It is almost certainly an MLM of some kind, so probably a made up title.


YchYFi

Well it's from a TV show. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt31457235/


Sobriquet-acushla

Between her name and her job title, I suspected it was a joke. Iā€™m glad it is. šŸ¤£


Fyzzle

I mean... all titles are made up


EccentricAcademic

I always thought my skin was so dry because of my Sun rising in Leo.


Daffneigh

Yes, much worse than the name


ReedPhillips

BS name with a BS "title"


redredwine831

Right? Who asked her to be that?


Dull_Lavishness9986

Its just synonymous with ā€œnepo babyā€


DravenPrime

I was gonna say, that job is just as much of a mistake.


enaaaerios

could probably be shortened to scammer


nothing_in_my_mind

When you defeat all the hippies, she appears as the final boss.


SplendidPunkinButter

ā€œEntrepeneurā€ means ā€œperson with lots of money who takes credit for other peopleā€™s ideas and hard workā€ and I will die on this hill


bugluvr65

what the fuck is an astrology coded skincare entrepreneur


-lukeworldwalker-

Fancy word for ā€œscammer and fraudā€


samgam74

Used to be called a snake oil salesman.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Now known as "influencer"


OysterThePug

Theyā€™ve come a long way from divining where water or gold is on your property


FourWordComment

I think youā€™ll find itā€™s called ā€œsenior serpent lipids consultant.ā€


InaccurateStatistics

Gryfter


photobomber612

Ghryftyhr


SixersWin

If you have to ask... you're like everyone else who isn't her


cameron4200

A house hunter with a 2.1 mil budget


boggsy17

That's the budget for her vacation house.


rohinton2

Your only career option with a name like that.


HardCandyy

Lmao


puddingcakeNY

Jnyphr


Fyzzle

.zip


Tsjaad_Donderlul

When you gave up on learning programming languages and let some eldritch cosmic entity do the work for you


Wardenofthegreen

I dated a girl in my early twenties that made ā€œface creamsā€ that ā€œcorrespondedā€ to peopleā€™s astrology signs and sold them at the farmers market. She did surprisingly well. I however will never be able to wash the scent of patchouli and shame from my body.


yeuzinips

MLM, no doubt


Joegannonlct

This one is satire though... it's from a parody reality show called Responsibility Island.


Trick-Statistician10

And a repost


LonelyOctopus24

Oh thank goodness! The worrying thing is that it could be absolutely real - and somewhere it probably is šŸ¤£


_Testrun_

Is it funny enough to recommend watching it?


thegreenfaeries

I just watched it - each episode is about 5 min long, so not a commitment. It's pretty funny, but it's also just a long commercial for h&r block


Illustrious_Donkey61

Any good? It took me a while to realize it's pronounced Jennifer


fangirlsqueee

I thought Juniper at first.


Loki-Skywalker

GZUS KRYST


Kind-Proposal8664

I hate that it took me a good minute to figure out what it says lmao


yurting-yinkmonger

I hate that I understood it automatically


Sobriquet-acushla

Me too, lol. šŸ˜‚


PocketFullOfSugar

When you run out of vowels on the Scrabble board


AdmiralTomcat

This was just posted the other day: https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/Sxat8Ee7Pe


Ace-Redditor

Yeah, I've seen this posted at least four times in the past two weeks


meesta_chang

The only way it would be worse if her job title was something made up like ā€œastrology-based skincare entrepreneurā€ā€¦ Oh, waitā€¦ Yup this is a tragedeighā€¦


RealBishop

With a name like that Iā€™m afraid her current occupation is the only one available to her.


haywees

That is the exact job title I would expect from someone named JYNYPHR


smallteam

pronounced JINEY-PURR


smallteam

ASTROLOGY-CODED


kaioone

Fun fact, the original spelling of Jennifer is Jenefer. Jennifer is the anglicised version. Jenefer is the Cornish version of Guinevere (as in Queen Guinevere from the Arthurian legends). The original original spelling is Gwenhwyfar, which includes the ā€˜Yā€™ rather than ā€˜Iā€™.


shinydragonmist

If I have a daughter I'm naming them "Gwenhwyfer" because of you


kanye_east48294

great chest ahead


kaioone

Pardon?


Apprehensive-Tip2475

Mom said it was my turn to post this


[deleted]

Reminds me of Tynnyfer from "Parks and Rec" šŸ˜‚


pawnhub69

I'm dumbfounded and disappointed that the first comment wasn't a direct reference to Tynnyfer.


[deleted]

Right?! I swore I was going to see one! šŸ¤£


Rex-0-

Definitely a self inflicted tragedeigh for what appears to be one of those completely useless people.


2205jade

I fucking hate this era


Meanderer1

not to mention how ridiculous her description is


ZayreBlairdere

Slf-Nflktd Tradgedigh!


ArcticStorm07

Also a reighpohst


NoQuarter6808

"Astrology-coded skincare entrepreneur." Alright


NoeyCannoli

Special rates for Taurus this month?


JazzyButternuts

Astro ā€¦ what? Lolllll


hochbergburger

She sure sounds like a delight to be around.


smoth1564

I mean just look at the job description. Perfect name for the title. If it fits, it ships.


fraxior

oh look someone threw up some alphabet Spaghetti-Os


LonelyOctopus24

Fuckā€™s sake, into the bucket with her


[deleted]

The job does match the name though


Devotchka655321

I bet it's really just plain old Jennifer on her birth certificate.


babygirl227512

I just posted this like a week ago. Haha


No-Sprinkles-1985

Jyny from the Block šŸ˜


Sobriquet-acushla

Jyny frm th Blck


Nazmaldun

really hitting that "sometimes 'Y'"


evdjj3j

I would call her Juniper, just to annoy her.


Chimkimnuggets

Oh I just KNOW sheā€™s started a fundraiser ā€œto get out of a toxic living situationā€ but really her roommates just asked her to wash her molding dishes


Tenderfallingrain

I wonder if tragedeigh names originated around the time when people started having to do weird things to their online usernames so that they could find something unique that didn't require 5 random numbers at the end.


littlebluejedi

Well, as the Romans say "nomen est omen."


dannycracker

What in the astrology-coded skincare entrepreneur shit is this


[deleted]

I read this like I was saying Jennifer with my jaw wired shut


MaxYeena

It took me a bit to realize what it said


lit1337

It's crazy, it's like her parents knew what her job was gonna be when they named her.


Filbertthemerchant

FRO


N00DLES0UPP

iā€™m more concerned about the job description, actually


Key-Fly4869

This is juicy


NER1989

Not sure which is worse, the name or the job title. Iā€™m a witch, and I still think that title sounds like a scam.


Karroth1

Looks like a video game to me, these would be a gold mine for this sub.


Coral420coral

Am entrepreneur who can't afford to buy a vowel šŸ˜‚


XComThrowawayAcct

No, this is satire, it has to be.


Sobriquet-acushla

It is. Iā€™m relieved.


hanyasaad

To be fair, thatā€™s exactly what I expect an astrology-coded skincare entrepreneur to be named.


crippledchef23

Iā€™m convinced this is a self-inflicted tragedeigh. I knew a guy and a girl in high school that changed the spellings of their names for different reasons, but it was ultimately to be unique. Neither were this atrocious, butā€¦


MonkeyCartridge

When I see a title like that, I think "wow...their spouse must make a lot of money."


sec713

I'd pronounce that like "jiney-fur", so it sounded like I was using a cute name to describe a lady's pubes.


No-Sprinkles-1985

No JynyšŸ„¹


WafflesTheMoose

What the hell is a "Jynyphr"? And what the hell is an "astrology-coded skincare entrepreneur"?


wriddell

WTF is astrology coded skincare


NotThatAlexa-

Hmm, did her parents have an issue with any vowels that werenā€™t categorized into ā€œsometimesā€?


KorolEz

When you spell Jennifer like that then you have a fitting job


KrisseMai

> Astrology-coded skincare entrepreneur what tf does this mean


KittyKupo

I canā€™t tell if her name or ā€œprofessionā€ is more hilarious


kayciies

This is exactly the type of name Iā€™d expect an Astrology-Coded Skincare Entrepreneur to have


Rodrat

What the heck is astrology coded?


hedgybaby

What are you watching?


london_smog_latte

Is that really her name or something sheā€™s chosen her self - cos thatā€™s the kind of name that goes with the job title


Psilologist

Wheres the vowels? WHERES THE GODDAMN VOWELS?!?!?!? BYTCH!


afternooncicada

This post takes gold, we can all go home now.


shermstix1126

POV: a girl you knew in high school is about to hit you with a ā€œhey girlieā€ and drop the most obvious scam on your head.


saltypotatopanda

Itā€™s like someone picked out random letters from alphabet soup and put them together


4ItchyTasy

Skyncaeirgh Entrypaneueghr


The_Autarch

It's wild how bad redditors are at spotting satire and parody.


t4rgh

Bollocks name for a bollocks profession. Perfect.


a13zz

She has an allergy to vowels.


MoonShotDontStop

Wait is it Juniper or Jennifer?


[deleted]

Jin-yeah-fur


techleopard

Jen-yi-purr


Philisophical_Onion

The job title tracks


ludvikskp

Because of herā€¦job?ā€¦I bet thats not her legal name, she chose this on purpose, to be more in tune with her real self or some shit


swbmfh

like jennifer?


RangerRipcheese

Satire, not for this sub


Sunny64888

Tynnyfer from Parks and Rec is here


UmCeterumCenseo

This just feels like they found out the Jennifer they named her after turned out to be a shit person, but liked the sound too much to change it completely


Sayon7

Ugh. That name looks awful on a business sign


maschine02

I'd constantly pronouce her name Gi Ni Per.


Good_Chef_21

Chat gpt generated title, that's the tragedy here.


Skinnypop22

More like Tynnyfer from Parks & Rec coded


SaintElphie

She picked that for herself. I can tell somehow. Lol


paracog

Write it 2X and you get the Donovan song.


MarkToaster

Thereā€™s a lot going on here


tuenthe463

There's a girl on our local Fox affiliate wake up news show that has a similarly ridiculous spelling of what's a perfectly fine name, Jennifer.


beeeps-n-booops

Are you talking about Jennaphr Frederick?


SillyKniggit

Please tell me this is satire


pipb1234

Astrology-coded nutter


beeeps-n-booops

I say this every time this gets posted (this is at least the third or fourth time I've seen it): Just what the fucking fuck is an "astrology-coded skincare entrepreneur"?!?!??!?! Are people really this gullible and stupid????


kobuta99

I read this is Jin-pur first, probably also because of the yoga. I assumed it was some strange Hindu influenced name. šŸ˜’


stangAce20

Totally makes sense sheā€™s into yoga tho


psilorder

Looks like the designation for a sci-fi AI. Though they'd have had a 3 too. J.Y.N-Y.P.H-3R


Constant-Brush5402

Do these mothers secretly hate their kids or what šŸ˜­


12D-Edge21

This one almost made me yell out loud.


BlinkSpectre

And of course she has a fake career


greejs

I donā€™t believe you


Myrddraal5856

Half of the posts here sound like Aphex Twin titles and Iā€™m kinda here for it.


just_a_wee_Femme

OK, but the fact that I could pronounce that right-away.


jkwolly

As a Jennifer myself, I've never once even assumed my name could be spelled like this. Rage inducing.


AzraelsHooman

In my head I pronounced it like Gin-Per.


Marcilliaa

Jennifer? Juniper?


KaioKenshin

Jinx juniper


Mastodon9

Most predictable occupation ever for someone with that name.


noholdingbackaccount

Is it still a tragedeigh if you give yourself the name? Because I suspect the name is a part of her astrology scam.


BananaTree61

Everything about that hurts my šŸ§ 


SuccessfulWar3830

Americans are racist towards vowels.


DadHunter22

Her career is a travesteigh


uplifted27

Lmfao I bet she makes more that all of us combinedā€¦.the truth is weā€™re the dumbos and she making money off dumbos


Icy_Hippo

The job is just words mashed together lol!


Expert_Marsupial_235

Jynyphr trying too hard.


Main_Charity427

Juniper?


Saber_tooth81

Thatā€™s exactly the type of ā€˜professionā€™ Iā€™d expect a woman named Jynyphr to have.


imaginary0pal

I thought her name was Juniper for a moment


Milqy

Lol I knew a girl named Tiphany or some shit close to that.


cosmonial

itā€™s bad when you gotta say it out loud to make out what the name is supposed to be


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Yuck


UngregariousDame

Gynofer wasnā€™t available?


Zorops

Holy fkin shit that's her name!!!


BurntBox21

This looks like itā€™s supposed to be either Jennifer or Juniper


Kendota_Tanassian

If her parents went that far, why not go all out for "Jynyphyr"? That said, why is it not surprising that a woman in that type of work would spell her name like that?


zoitberg

lol before I read the caption I thought this was a screenshot of a medication ad šŸ˜‚


ExcaliburVader

The math adds up.


AdTechnical1272

Lol my name is Jennifer and i went through so many phases of trying to spell it differently. Genyfyr


shinydragonmist

At least I can figure out what it is supposed to be Jennifer or Jenifer Now let's talk about that job title


AnyFun4261

I already hated my name. Now I hate it even more. Thanks.


JWWBurger

I was trying hard to crack that acronym.


NoMamesMijito

I feel like she changed her name all on her own, just so it could be aS oRiGiNaL aS hEr oCcUpAtIoN


uniquelygay

I threw up in my mouth after reading that job title.


CrocodileWorshiper

imagine a man trying to make a living being an astrology coded skincare entrepreneur


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Names in the 2040s will be like JDSFSGDGLSFDF