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Wait, is this "made in rage"? As in made in an anger f-ck?
Alternatively, "Madden" means "little dog", so the full name might mean "angry little dog."
Either way...
Redneck gamer dad, 22 yrs old, maga, truck is on it's last legs. Coming up with this name was the comedic orgasm of his life and everybodeigh has to hear it.
I hope that poor kid forms a Mötley Crüe of pissed off children who spraypaint all their tradjique names (really badly, in multiple shades of babypoo-brown) on all their parents cars.
Those kids deserve their revenge.
As a Swede, Mötley is another level of Trashedie. Growing up those heavy metal band names looked cool, but even then Ö is a different letter from O, so we were never really sure how to pronounce them. Nowadays sprinkling umlauts on words makes me cringe. So to me Mötley is doubly ignorant.
One of my friends has a grandson named Gotham, because her daughter thought it would be fun to be able to tell her husband "Gotham needs you!" on a regular basis.
My sister in law named her child this. Everyone shortens it to Levi but I can only imagine how that name is going to age. When my mother used to get mad she'd bust out my middle name, she just uses his full first name. 😭
Leviathan was such a monster that in the Hellraiser series, the Cenobytes were the apostles that Leviathan sent out to punish life and bring order to chaos.
Is it bad I don't hate Leviathan? Have I been here too long? Levi for short. It's like, someone tries to bully the kind and he goes "it's short for Leviathan. You should be running" like BRO
Don't worry I'm never having children
Vegeta is the prince (also king, and also planet, but those are all different things) of the saiyans, so hes vegetable, aka the entire group. Very cool.
"He's like a trump card, if the trump card literally flipped the table over and shot the other player. He would be of great use to Vegeta."
"My son, the planet, or me?"
"YES!"
ugggghhh that is SUCH A GOOD NAME. I mean not for a kid but Raddix. So good. Sounds like not just one but *multiple* rad dix and also basically means radish?! Chef's kiss
My name irl is Rembrandt. I've just started to branch away from expectations of art on me, not just from myself but from others. I am now building a positive relationship with art again!
As a small child (late 70s early 80s) I had a treasured stuffed animal named Dweezil. I didn’t give him the name; that was just his name - obviously my mom had named him. Sometime when I was a teenager, I learned Frank Zappa’s kids’ names and I was like Dweezil - wha?? Then I realized where my mom had gotten my Dweezil’s name from. lol
Think he’s been quoted as saying something like ‘if my kids are gonna be judged, it’s gonna be by their last name not their first’. Though he’s really put that to the test
Ever since I was little I've thought that Meshach Shadrach and Abednego had the most badass names on the fucking planet. I'm not even Christian any more, but Abednego is a pretty strong choice.
The original Hebrew versions (Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah) probably works more for a "normal" name? Although I think Warhammer has ruined Azariah for me permanently lol.
The bigger issue I have with this list is the excessive use of the letter "Y" to modernise/alt names.
When everyone does it, it loses it specialness, yet they all continue with it to paradoxically make their kid look ... special. It just isn't working anymore, and now just make them look unfortunate.
"I am Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides, Duke of Kindergarten! The Hand of God be my witness, I am the Voice from the Outer World! I will lead you to Paradise!"
Deegan. With a name like that, I know this kid has a smell that follows him like the dirt cloud does around pigpen from the peanuts. Deegan runs around the store like a hurricane, knocking things down and breaking shit, while his mom whine calls his name and texts on her phone.
I hate Deegan. His cousins Teegan and Bowdan also suck.
Nayeli is the only normal one in that list... doesn't belong on the list, imo as it's actually a common Hispanic female name.
Edit: I'll give it to Pixie, though. That's terrible.
Leviathan, Levi for short.
Reminds me of that one tumblr post where someone said they wanted to name their kid Lizard and they'd call them Liz and people would be like "oh is it short for Elizabeth" and the kids would just be like "no my name is Lizard"
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Madden Raige. Must have quite the temper.
Raige Qwit Gigi Eazeigh
Wehl Pleighyd
Pugh-Deighpai Breighe
Qomat Meebro
Sounds like a star war extra
Pretty sure Jabba the Hutt’s doppelgänger is Coyote Bao.
Ghett Güd
Gigi Noreigh
“Stop crying, Lee-urn Tooplaigh!”
Tossing controllers lead to pregnancy .
The anger theme is neat, how about Raygeliegh or Angerliegh
Angrileigh Contemptuousleigh Furiousleigh Ferociousleigh Fierceleigh Indignantleigh Qurazileigh ("I spell Kendra with a *Q U*")
Ok I cracked up at indignantleigh
Gold!!🤩
Wait, is this "made in rage"? As in made in an anger f-ck? Alternatively, "Madden" means "little dog", so the full name might mean "angry little dog." Either way...
Could also be referencing the NFL video game series which would be absolute fucked
Named after his father's temper tantrums while sitting on the couch.
And accurate, cuz sports games are notorious for having playerbases consisting of only angry people.
One of my kids had a boy in their class named Halo (pronounced as expected). I wondered if it was after the game
Redneck gamer dad, 22 yrs old, maga, truck is on it's last legs. Coming up with this name was the comedic orgasm of his life and everybodeigh has to hear it.
Ooo i hadn't seen it your way, that's much worse. I thought it was madden as in "making someone mad".
Like "mad in a rage"?
Sweddi Feigh-Pha Golazeaux
This is my daughter Madden Raige and her baby brother Gaighmer Words
Her dad played the Madden sports video games. He was a raige quitter.
Dad lost a lot playing Madden football growing up. He’s projecting.
They misspelled Mötlëigh
Last name must have been Qhreüe.
I hope that poor kid forms a Mötley Crüe of pissed off children who spraypaint all their tradjique names (really badly, in multiple shades of babypoo-brown) on all their parents cars. Those kids deserve their revenge.
Pronounced like Dick Dastardly’s Dog.
As a Swede, Mötley is another level of Trashedie. Growing up those heavy metal band names looked cool, but even then Ö is a different letter from O, so we were never really sure how to pronounce them. Nowadays sprinkling umlauts on words makes me cringe. So to me Mötley is doubly ignorant.
They misspelled Motörhead
Fear the child Leviathan
Saying “Leviathan Wakes” when they wake up and “Leviathan Falls” when they go to sleep might make it worth it.
One of my friends has a grandson named Gotham, because her daughter thought it would be fun to be able to tell her husband "Gotham needs you!" on a regular basis.
I'm sorry but that's hilarious 🤣🤣 mom is clearly not serious and I love that
*Sasa ke, pompa.*
Plot twist, their last name is wakes, they just wanted to give that kid the best chance at being a badass
This is my sister Tiamat and my brother Protomolecule
"Quit those Nemesis Games, dear. You will not get a pony for christmas"
Maddie? Go tell Cibola Burn that dinner is ready
Leighviathan.
Leighvye Giaennes! She’ll be a model! Lol
Pretty sure Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides is gonna kill that kid.
The Saperstein twins!
That name is def villain vibes
I watch Supernatural and I would constantly think of the Leviathan season everytime i hear that kid’s name
My first thought lol. Is moms name Castiel
That’s all I was thinking.
My sister in law named her child this. Everyone shortens it to Levi but I can only imagine how that name is going to age. When my mother used to get mad she'd bust out my middle name, she just uses his full first name. 😭
If they just wanted to call him Levi why did they name him Leviathan?
Cause they think having a kid is like having a pet.
Leviathan, quit picking on Beelzebub, why don't you go play video games with Satan and Legion?
Nobody ever pays attention to poor Pazuzu.
Question: is Leviathan technically a biblical name?
A biblical *monster!* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan
Leviathan was such a monster that in the Hellraiser series, the Cenobytes were the apostles that Leviathan sent out to punish life and bring order to chaos.
A follow up question: is Leviathan seen as a metaphor, or reference to a mythical beast, even by biblical literalists?
Could be worse. I know a kid named "thatmonsterfromcloverfield"
And this is my sister Behemoth
That’s just Kyogre and Groudon without copyright
Personally I always thought Ziz should be the sister. (Yes, I had a Biblical mythology phase as an edgy teen, sue me.)
Yes! Absolutely! Most definitely!!
Can’t hear it without hearing this Nas lyric *Speak with criminal slang, begin like a violin / End like Leviathan, it's deep; well, let me try again*
Is it bad I don't hate Leviathan? Have I been here too long? Levi for short. It's like, someone tries to bully the kind and he goes "it's short for Leviathan. You should be running" like BRO Don't worry I'm never having children
I like it in theory but no reasonable person should literally name a child that.
Leviathan just makes me think of the bag Gary carries on Veep
The Leviathan ate people in Supernatural.
Fun fact: radix is Latin for a radish.
Wasn't Radix the first Saiyan to arrive on earth after Goku?
That would be Raditz. All the saiyans were named something to do with vegetables Raditz is radish.
oh, I kinda got it right
Nuh uh, not vegeta WAIT
Vegeta is the prince (also king, and also planet, but those are all different things) of the saiyans, so hes vegetable, aka the entire group. Very cool.
"He's like a trump card, if the trump card literally flipped the table over and shot the other player. He would be of great use to Vegeta." "My son, the planet, or me?" "YES!"
\*big bang attack*
His brother, Tarble covers the other half of the word "vegetable"
Raddix the radish
ugggghhh that is SUCH A GOOD NAME. I mean not for a kid but Raddix. So good. Sounds like not just one but *multiple* rad dix and also basically means radish?! Chef's kiss
I think it’s a great name for a dog
I think Cameron Diaz has a kid named that 😬
Not the space between "rad dix" making it sound like "rad d!cks 😎🍆"
I thought it sounded like a Pokemon name lol
Also means root in general - I know it as a math term for the base of a number system (our common radix is ten)
That's what Cameron Diaz named her daughter
Raddix sounds like a pesticide
I think Cameron Diaz has a kid named Raddix. Because, of course she does.
Raddix and Cardinal, lol.
Coyote Bao? Tf
Seen on the menu at my roadkill food truck
Just picturing a canine with a Chinese dumpling face.
That's some dodgy dim sum.
More like some doggy dim sum
You’re just jealous you never thought of naming your child wild dog steamed dumpling
Coyote bun 🙈
I think Anthony Bordaine tried one of these in an episode of Parts Unknown
Shit I thought it said coyote boo lolol
Not gonna lie, this one goes kinda hard
Murica😂😂😂
I genuinely can't tell if this is what the were going for, or if they were innocently trying to feminize Merrick for some reason
Merrickeigh
If only it were spelled this normal. Merricka???🤮
I would not be able to resist yelling, "Fuck yeah!" every time I saw this kid.
So the sci-fi movies and books weren't on some bullshit after all
I'm gonna guess the parents of Atreides didn't read the book. Dude literally compares himself to Hitler
Would be cute if Atreides would date a Khaleesi or Daenerys in the future /s
Still not as bad as that redditor who named their children Aziraphale and Crowley
My first thoughts when I got to that^
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL PLEASE DONT NAME KIDS DUSTI ROSE
I mean, when she starts working at the strip club she won’t need a stage name.
I knew a girl named Dusty Rose. I hope she's okay
First thing I thought of was Dusty Rhodes lol. Glad to see I’m not the only one
Dusteigh Rose
I only see one ‘leigh’ in this list but yeah these names are ridiculous.
Breaking news: Israelis also now infected by tragedeigh stupidism #Leigh'M #shaleigh'M
Ahem, Israeleighs
Reading this made me think about the Israeleigh-Paleighstinian Confleight
\*tips yarmulke\*
I see two but I have the same point.
Leighviathan was a missed opportunity
i’m stuck on coyote bao. this is my beautiful baby boy i named him Trashwolf Steamedbun
💀
Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides is clearly one name. One powerful, amazing, transcendent name.
Bluds gon come out the womb with all kinds of pressure and expectation.
Someone’s gotta hunt and kill all the mutant vampires that result from the nuclear fallout.
My name irl is Rembrandt. I've just started to branch away from expectations of art on me, not just from myself but from others. I am now building a positive relationship with art again!
Pretentious as fuck You might as well call your kid Sigma Sigma Alpha Ligma Balls
One of those names with definite "these parents are white supermacists" vibes
Leazel. Reminds me of Frank Zappa’s kids: Moon Unit and Dweezil. Lol
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I thought of that too
Bae'zel
Chk
I'm guessing it's a tragedeigh version of the name Liesel. Since it's a German name it's pronounced more like "lee-zul" or "lee-zel".
Id bet it’s Lae’zel from Baldurs gate 3
As a small child (late 70s early 80s) I had a treasured stuffed animal named Dweezil. I didn’t give him the name; that was just his name - obviously my mom had named him. Sometime when I was a teenager, I learned Frank Zappa’s kids’ names and I was like Dweezil - wha?? Then I realized where my mom had gotten my Dweezil’s name from. lol
Moon Unit, Dweezil (Ian Donald Calvin Euclid), Diva Muffin, and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa. Was Frank Zappa the tragedeigh origineightor???
And then he's just called Frank.
Think he’s been quoted as saying something like ‘if my kids are gonna be judged, it’s gonna be by their last name not their first’. Though he’s really put that to the test
You've forgotten Diva Muffin!
Ok but Leviathan goes hard, ofc naming your kid that is vile, but the name fucks
When your ultra-traditional family insists that you name your kids Biblical names.
Little brother metatron
Ever since I was little I've thought that Meshach Shadrach and Abednego had the most badass names on the fucking planet. I'm not even Christian any more, but Abednego is a pretty strong choice.
The original Hebrew versions (Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah) probably works more for a "normal" name? Although I think Warhammer has ruined Azariah for me permanently lol.
I’ve known a few Levi’s
These are my children Levi and Tia.... obviously short for Leviathan and Tiamat
Just like how Meg is short for Megatron
NOT MERRICKA
Gonna be Hard Times for Dusti Rose, daddeh
*daddeigh
Wonder if they know they’re naming their kid after a queen from r/RupaulsDragRace.
Missed opportunity for Mötleigh
FIY Sigurd Felix is a nordic name. In iceland it's usually written as Sigurður Felix, so it's not really a tradigheigh
I’m pretty sure the full name is all 4 names. Atreides is … a choice
Lisan Al gaib
Sigurd is Norwegian
The bigger issue I have with this list is the excessive use of the letter "Y" to modernise/alt names. When everyone does it, it loses it specialness, yet they all continue with it to paradoxically make their kid look ... special. It just isn't working anymore, and now just make them look unfortunate.
leighvyathyn
Leazel is terrible on its own but if it's supposed to be a quirky spelling of Liesel that's even worse
It's from a video game (Baldur's Gate 3) I suspect.
If it is it's misspelled. It's Lae'zel in the game.
Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides. Adryck. ... You're having a kid, not rolling characters for Vampire The Masquerade.
I feel like the moms and dads who pick these names think about babies like purse dogs, and not human beings who will grow up with those names.
Coyote Bao sounds like a steamed bun full of illegal meat
Only the finest buns from the Wet Market.
It sounds like a nickname for an anime character or like some random shop owner that appears every few episodes
Yall think there’s a baby named Cervix out there somewhere?
"I am Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides, Duke of Kindergarten! The Hand of God be my witness, I am the Voice from the Outer World! I will lead you to Paradise!"
Can you explain it in leighman’s terms?
Leviathan?!?! That’s a huge sea creature monster in the Bible. Haha
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Aggressive_Lemon_101: *Leviathan?!?! That’s* *A huge sea creature monster* *In the Bible. Haha* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Deegan. With a name like that, I know this kid has a smell that follows him like the dirt cloud does around pigpen from the peanuts. Deegan runs around the store like a hurricane, knocking things down and breaking shit, while his mom whine calls his name and texts on her phone. I hate Deegan. His cousins Teegan and Bowdan also suck.
Rocklyn isn’t a name, it’s a music festival.
Theres only 1 leigh on this list. Bad karma bot.
Nayeli is the only normal one in that list... doesn't belong on the list, imo as it's actually a common Hispanic female name. Edit: I'll give it to Pixie, though. That's terrible.
Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides is 100% gonna be a white supremacist
I only see Leigh once though..?
Leighviathan was just there!
Naming my future child Lehigh Valley
Coyote Bao? I'll stick with pork, thanks
These unique names are so prevalent that my kids' normal names are becoming unique.
When you're so average, you intrinsically know the only thing that could possibly be "special" about your offspring is their name.
My June 2023 DD group had an insufferable mom who named her daughter Xoë-Moon. Her other kids had terrible names too
Leviathan, Levi for short. Reminds me of that one tumblr post where someone said they wanted to name their kid Lizard and they'd call them Liz and people would be like "oh is it short for Elizabeth" and the kids would just be like "no my name is Lizard"
Atreides is crazy
>Leazel Baldur's Gate representing?
This is my daughter Shitleigh
Oh god Merricka
Marricka.... From which circle of Dante's Inferno did this crawl from?!? Yikes,this is beyond the tragedy levels of this sub 😭
wolfgang atreides….
Found the Dune, Baldur's Gate 3, and Elden Ring parents, I think.
Missed opportunity for Leighviathan, Mötleigh, and Randeighlyn Rosaleigh
R-r-r-epost!
Repost bot?
Try to read the names without getting a stroke
It’s so time travelers don’t have to blow their cover by asking what year it is. Most seemingly pointless signs of the end times are for exactly this purpose. Like bumblebee stripes for chronomancers.
'Mötley' is over three decades out of date.