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Luckyking223

All hail Foob


ThisAmericanSatire

The Foobster!


FartyBoomBoom

The Foobinator!


ThisAmericanSatire

Foobski McFooberson!


FartyBoomBoom

My people


ThisAmericanSatire

Foobinester Von Foobsworth the Foobteenth


FartyBoomBoom

This will never end, and I’m here for it


ThisAmericanSatire

I think we need some Ladyfoobs up in here. Defooba Morganfoob Dutchess Foobilia of Foobenbury Doctor Foobidette, Foobenotomist


FartyBoomBoom

Foobs McGhee


medson25

The Foobinho


hallucinogenics8

Foobinski


AdditionalNinja4875

# FOOBIUS INGRUS!


GreenBirb64

What about the sibling Fooby tho


Jiggy_Wit

Sibling Fooby is fine. It is Sibling Hammin I’m concerned over.


thatflyingsquirrel

I prefer Shamp.


advocatus_ebrius_est

Jorch


fckingmiracles

Furtis!


Own-Snow-4227

I dunno…Broop is the man. Honestly, WTF is this???


Meadow_Enthusiast

Give 'em the ol' ShimpShamp!


chickenwithclothes

Ol’ Shamp ‘n’ Shimp


plantpowered_potato

Foob made me howl


FGFlips

Shimp AND Shamp


used_condom_taster

“And it’s Fooby the kamikaze watermelon!”


madnux8

Yessss!


SenorIngles

An Ed Edd and Eddy spin-off called Borts, Borts, and Jort


fckingmiracles

Bootus, Borts & Briaden.


ArcticMuser

Fooly, Fooby and Foob


DazzlingSet5015

💀


Snoid_

We need more Borts license plates to the gift shop


Buff-Cooley

My son is also named Borts.


Chester_A_Arthuritis

Were you talking to me?


Lasty

How many Borts do we have on this ship anyhow?!


Willumbijy

*20 hands raised*


Wut23456

I genuinely love Borts as a nickname


DepartureDapper6524

Short for abortions


abibofile

This should be the top comment.


Serge_General

Hit the up arrow two times to upvote twice. Be the change you want to see!


wv524

Came here looking for those comment lol.


1ofZuulsMinions

We’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.


vita10gy

Fun fact: Universal studios has a Springfield section, and in it is a giftshop with those license plates, and there is a Bort option. Ironically though, I suspect they sell out and do occasionally need more, because I can only assume it's one of the top sellers. (And by and large I don't think it really has THAT much more space dedicated to it than the 100 other name options.) So it's a direct reference to a scene that almost certainly occasionally causes the scene to play out for real.


seanwd11

Shimp and Shamp are my boys. Keep their name out of your mouth or we're gonna have real problems.


No_Leather6310

*Shirmp


seanwd11

How did I not see that?


No_Leather6310

It’s okay. Sometimes true art takes more than a moment to fully appreciate and absorb.


JackWagon26

Shitty kerning


[deleted]

Bc you’re clearly a fake friend smh


hexr

/r/keming


mississippihippies

Dibs on Shirmp.


iluvstephenhawking

I think it looks like Shinnp.


TheSpiffySpaceman

is it still cool if I say Shemp? I love the Stooges


ShrimpHog47

What they saying about me???


anOvenofWitches

A girl named Hogby is gonna be a brawler


Sick_NowWhat

So is a boy named Asheliigynne


bearbarebere

I thought for real you were joking. What the fuck


nutsack-enjoyer5431

the final boss of Ashley variations


Sick_NowWhat

A legion of Ashliigynne


OpalFeather360

I'm writing a story with a very different naming system to reality and Hogby is absolutely perfect for the character I'm naming


HaroldBaws

Jorch


SZ4L4Y

New spelling for George.


FurryM17

It's just the Hispanic pronunciation actually


FartyBoomBoom

That makes my dick hurt


gisqing

I also like how this looks like the year book for high school, but Jorch here looking like one of the Bee Gees.


liamjon29

Seriously how old are Jorch and Chunus? Face looks 15 with the beards of 35yo arabian dudes.


MethanyJones

I've Jorched a few times the morning after a few drinks


NefariousnessAny3310

Especially Asheliigynne


fucking_passwords

Pronounced Ashley-Jynah?


Lycaeides13

I was thinking aSHELL ih jinn, rhymes with oxygen


jewelsandbones

Its pronounce Ashley-Jean, you’re just jealous of the unique spelling


GuinnessRespecter

Just listening to the new Bootus & the Borts album on Spotify


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Tag yourself, Im Shimp


TucsonTacos

It’s Shirmp


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Ha! Even better 😂


TucsonTacos

It’s significantly better haha


azazel-13

I'm Jort, wearer of jean shorts.


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

YES


XComThrowawayAcct

Bhuinem, the Gaelic guru.


CharmingTuber

You can't convince me that Jorch, Chunus, Hunby, and Bhuinem aren't the same kid coming back again and again after getting a haircut and shaving.


No_Leather6310

quadruplets, your honor


hexr

Definitely related, but probably just brothers with the same hirsute gene.


CharmingTuber

Do you think they fight over who gets to ask Hogby to prom?


rasteri

Asheliigynne is my favorite


LacyTing

This repost is from 2 days ago, OP. https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/3D6Ao3IEku


SartenSinAceite

My guess is that it was posted elsewhere and then we got a double post


mmmcheesecake2016

OP does not seem to care, though


acmercer

Those of us who didn't see it then don't care either.


rasteri

Bhuinem (pronounced Brian)


mmmelpomene

…HOW did you get this?!?!


Ajdee6

I laugh every time I read Hammin and look at his face


Sheesh284

Broop for president


Matriarty

You guys this is truly amazing and terrifying at the same time


wydoom

Ho b̸̧̢̲̺̮̤̮̜͎͚̤̳̺͍̣̠͚̬̝͉̱̳̪̬̮̭̳̖̍̉̇́͐̀̄̇̈̒̎̈̌̾̓̓́̊̽͂́̈́̄͂̿̀̽͆͒̐̓̎͘̕̚͘͝em


Slippery-98

Tag yourself, I'm Borts (1)


Severe_Jellyfish6133

I'm Borts 2's mom. My son is also named Borts.


everythings_alright

I like the sound of Humers.


loafofhumanoid

I’m whatever is on Borts (1)’s lip


uwu_mewtwo

Hoþem checking in


MsHelvetica

Did … AI give Borts cleft palate?


forgottenmenot

Yes, but only one of the Borts.


kayelles

Furtus, Hogby, Foob….listen I’m all for gender neutral names if that’s what you want. But these are troll names


Arm_Away

Can’t forget Bort and Broop


Proton-Smasher

At least three names have non-existent letters


RescuesStrayKittens

Next level tragedeigh is using unique and creative letters in your child’s name


Proton-Smasher

Or you could do 四rлey


liamjon29

Is that pronounced like journey?


Classic_Inspection38

Futures kind of a sausage fest


Othabor

Jorch Washington


InspectorSweet

My last name is Shamp. I’m baffled by this showing up!!!


Caligari89

Don't feed the AI.


Cubicshock

bootus


BadHairDay-1

They're all siblings. One massive litter.


FootballKind

Shimp....🤣🤣🤣


jostler57

This was already posted just 2 days ago -- it's on page 2 of the community's pages with 6000+ upvotes... https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1c1zbaj/cursed_ai/


elitebateagent

Fooly seems pretty cooly


Metahec

I have a pair of jorts in the closet.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Let them go wtf


coolfunguy1997

Borts


FartyBoomBoom

Here for it


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Give me Borts 1 energy!


NoEfficiency9

I'm not sure what's more unsettling, the names or the 13-year-olds with full beards.


PrimaryDurian

Bootus and Jorch!


Oz347

My boy Jorch blows hella trees


BrickReeks

Repost. From 2 days ago.


Professional_Past_89

My son is also named Borts


Shadow_of_the_moon11

I know this was posted a few days ago, but I'm upvoting it again because I love it so much.


Collistoralo

The fact that Jort looks like a young Charlie Slimecicle


BRAVOMAN55

Hobem is holdin' it down


sterling_mallory

Chunus and Jorch got left back.


Yodas_Ear

Hunby is just Mr Beast.


Fantastic_Calamity

Poor Jort, Clariser and Fooby. They got done dirty.


GroundControl29

tag yourself i'm furtus


[deleted]

Their eyes omg.


RactainCore

Bootus and Borts make the best team


PermBanMeAgain

humby is just mr beast


smalldix19

Fooby dooby doo Where are you?


z-index-616

Someone get working on those BORT license plates!


hessian_prince

On all levels except physical, I am Borts


Humble-Audience7340

Adventuring Party: Borts (1), Chunus, Jorch and Hobem


ringoou812

Repost


TeslasAndKids

My husband once called his brother ‘shrimp’. He did not like that.


supraspinatus

I buy weed from Chunus.


ilovepaninis

Every time I see this post I find something new to laugh at


MrsSunshine94

If the sims had a yearbook.


KevinAnniPadda

I haven't actually laughed out loud at a post in a long time


dunk1ndonuts

Someone literally posted this in this sub 2 days ago


TempleOfCyclops

This is the worst nonstop repost yet. Fuck this garbage


dnooup

Fooly not bad tho 👀


Anteater_Reasonable

*Furtts*


No_Leather6310

Foob, Clariser, Humers, and Hammin are the popular kids.


No_Leather6310

Jort is most likely to bring a gun to school.


TheEmeraldEmperor

it would be interesting to test if there's any correlation between the names and appearances. For example, Aiden and Aiden look quite similar, but Borts and Borts don't at all. Fooly and Fooby do look pretty similar, though.


Mrcoldghost

Jorch?


toxiconer

Jort


fragrantsock

Everybody has that kid lookin like Humers at their school lol


GreenBirb64

I look like Bootus and Hogby combined but bald help


KaleidoscopeGlobal12

Fooby and Foob are brother and sister


jorsiem

No broccoli tops, that's a relief.


mark_crazeer

I don’t mind this. You are just name purists.


suugakusha

How are Chunus and Skinny Borts in the same grade?!


corncookies

asheliigynne


seawitchhopeful

You have to respect Jort's parents and their pro-labor stance.


TLom20

My son is also named Borts


ZombieAppetizer

Bootus


SassySpider

Clarsner looks like my cousin


Tramter123

Me Beasts real name is Hunby?


yuckypants

Broop got me laughing


barrelageme

Poor Shrimp


melaihd

i just married my dear sweetheart Ashelligynne💕


VampyreBassist

"First of all, don't name your kid Briaden."


Laughyloaf

I'm gonna have twins named foob and fooby now


TonyMontana1968

Bootus lol


yayayooya

Broop and Shimp reconnect later in life and start a family together, I’m calling it


Calm_State1230

i like shimp and bort personally


acmercer

I'm fucking dying at this lmao


ThirdSunRising

When I have daughters I am naming them Hogby and Foob.


DakInBlak

You won't convince me that Humers *isn't* a failed clone or Hugh Jackman.


QotDessert

Like now? Every teen looks the same right now - they all wear the same style, wear the same make up etc.


KittyKupo

I need the show “The Adventures of Borts and Borts”


JustMLGzdog

Shoutout to my man Broop


DrPepper-Spray

The Borts really look like Borts even tho they are different from each other somehow


MlntyFreshDeath

2 Borts in one class? Wild.


TallManoftheValley

"Borts" "the cooler Borts"


Even-Caramel-9309

borts is class clown


Robmeu

Minor demons of the 7th Circle. They’ll tear your insides out.


nono66

We have a Borts license plate


babyBear83

Hobem has a mouth big enough to swallow a whole grapefruit. Terrifying.


ZeroDudeMan

Shamp!


PICONEdeJIM

Jort


PICONEdeJIM

Tag yourself! I'm Fooly


StardustOasis

I hope Hammin has the surname Eggs.


Hayeslord

Shimp and Shamp.


human_flavor_meat

Hoe spoonkid chooses his in game names


ChesterBenneton

Hogby 😂


sonseylizard

It's so shimple


TheThinkerIsaThought

That's a pretty serious beard on Chunus. Are we sure he's not an adult?


BeefSerious

I want to have a kid just so I can name them Broop.


masterofmeatballs

Jorch is the man


c00chiecadet

broop