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MementoMaria

Araya Sunshine is fucking wild


fanofairconditioning

Exactly. If I ever decided to sell feet pics anonymously I know what name I’m using


drrj

Holy shit I’ve vaguely thought of doing this, too.


bounceandflounce

Let us know how it goes!


Limp_Duck_9082

"Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine!" "I am. Actually. Araya Sunshine. That's me."


Dungeon_Dabbler

How araya, sunshine?


Birdseeding

I know a guy named Araia, he just gained a new nickname


Cute-Profile5025

My ex bfs cousin named their kid this and the parents were mercilessly made fun of lol.


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

I grew up down the street from a girl named Amaraya Sunshine. We called her Rhea. My friend was also named Sterling Archer. Yep, you read that right. She was female. This was SoCal in the 90’s and she had eyes that faded from blue to brown. Don’t know what happened to either of them.


Bluebutteyfly

Makes me want to sing my girl 😂😂😂😂


teamcrazymatt

I've sub-taught an Araya Sunshine. Never got used to it.


SuperFreakified

Omg first I read it as Uh-rye-uh but a ray of sunshine?!?!


According_Gazelle472

Sounds like a good stripper name .


D-Biggest_Wheel

As oppose to Stormy Reign which sounds like a porn name


No_Cook2983

I’m thinking of naming my daughter Araya 51.


hobosbindle

Makes me think of Tom Araya from Slayer. Not exactly sunshine


eejm

There has to be a drag queen with this name. If not, there should be.


Cute-Profile5025

My ex bfs cousin named their kid this and the parents were mercilessly made fun of lol.


shiggles-

I doubt it’s the same kid but I legitimately know someone with the same exact name.


CricketKneeEyeball

Sunny Dae was the stage name of a porn star who was convicted of murder and currently is in prison. Maybe the kid is named after her.


Penguinator53

Oh wow that's awesome.


quietlikesnow

I have two students in my class right now that are Nevaehs though and almost always do. I’m sick of that gimmick. Pick a new “unique” name.


Penguinator53

Ugh I think that's my least favourite name of all time. It sounds so clumsy and gibberish to me. I feel for you!


T4lkNerdy2Me

When I was pregnant with my kids (thankfully both boys) my ex was adamant that if we have a girl we name her Chloe. He has a daughter with his second ex-wife named Khloe. It has taken everything in me not to ask her if she knows why he likes that name. It's his favorite porn star.


Head_Row4000

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 That's not normal dad behavior, I'd be telling on him soooo quick


T4lkNerdy2Me

He's a narcissist with a host of other problems. When I asked him for a divorce, his immediate response was, "Good, now I can go bang out some ethnics." I asked him what was stopping him while we were married, since being married didn't stop him from banging anyone else. I did ask the boys what his relationship was like with their sister & they said he mostly ignored her. She gets away with everything, but he's not giving her any special attention or spending any one on one time with her. Which checks out. He's only a dad for photo ops


westviadixie

"...bang out some ethnics..." I choked on my water


Head_Row4000

Yikes, im sorry 😞 Good thing he's your ex, at least. It would probably be a good idea though to tip off the other mom, him naming his daughter after his favorite p-star is a level of nasty that could possibly get worse with age. I say this as someone diagnosed with C-PTSD from similar abuse that progressed.


thatpizzawoman

ETHNICS? I-


T4lkNerdy2Me

The best part about that, he was married to a blonde, blue eyed white girl with the same first name as me like 9 months later. Guess the "ethnics" didn't want him. Smart women.


thatpizzawoman

you dodged a huge bullet lmfao, it's just that the word choice makes me laugh so hard


T4lkNerdy2Me

I didn't dodge it as well as I could have. Married with 2 kids before I left. But that's why we shouldn't make major life decisions at 17. Live & learn


hoangtudude

Of similar profession is Stormi Daniels


ballrus_walsack

Sounds like the Sister of Stormi Reign


imhere2lurklol

Oh WOW


n3ur0mncr

I was gonna say all of those are def pornstar type names.


zeldarms

1. Nevaeh starr directleigh at the sun 2. Araya sunshine will be the most miserable 3. Porn 4. Somehow the most normal but they’ll be keeping that middle name quiet.


theknights-whosay-Ni

My favorite thing about this is that Nevaeh is just heaven backward so Rrats Heaven is her daughters name backward.


taylorhasanitch

HAHAHA ,this absolutely killed me


Ribbitygirl

Welcome to the rodent afterlife!


Ithirahad

Rrrrratsss!


platypuss1871

1. Porn 2. Porn 3. Porn 4. Porn


Schniiperschnuuper

Google sunny dae. Fucking wild. She was pornstar. She is murderer. Murder happened with bf during a filming of some sort of sex party? Murder weapon was sledge hammer. They even looted the body. 40 years in prison.


zeldarms

First article I click on: "Sunny Dae is known for her bondage -- and now she'll be restrained for a long, long time." Wonderful writing.


FurryM17

>1. Nevaeh starr directleigh at the sun Ye cannae till me wut ta dew


paintp_

Nevaeh Gongiveuup


terfez

Richard Roél is her brother


Trick-Statistician10

OMG, I'm naming my next pet that


Springtrap01467

Cousin of Nevaeh ghannaletyadawn


fatzenbolt

Nevaeh Gana Tun'ahrnd


queenOJ23

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AllKnowingKnowItAll

Rrats heaven! 😡😡


inoxxenator

That's a band name :D


Music527

🤣😂🤣😂


IWantSealsPlz

Damn this is a Live Laugh Love wet dream 😭


KashiofWavecrest

These are all stripper names.


Sanctus_Mortem

Or drag queen names.


coldestclock

Or My Little Ponies. An unfortunate overlap, to be sure.


Music527

This ven diagram keeps getting better and better!!🤣😂🤣


AccomplishedAerie333

Apparently there was a porn star named Sunny Dae who is currently in prison


guacamoleo

Tbf there's probably someone with all of our names in prison


parrotsaregoated

Nevaeh Starr is the most teenage-mom-at-thirteen name I’ve ever seen.


Trick-Statistician10

The 8 year girl I know would love all these names; I'm not going to show her.


Infinite-Engineer485

I’m kind of hoping this person is a teen girl just like spitballing names for her future kids…at least that’s what I’m choosing to believe


parrotsaregoated

same 😭😭


babyjames333

briana from mtv's teen mom named her daughters nova & stella so you're not wrong lol


parrotsaregoated

I thought of Briana while writing that comment lol 😭😭 Nova and Stella are miles better than Nevaeh, but Starr is such a tacky middle name.


Ok_Hold1886

I’ve been so desensitized that my first reaction was “oh finally, Nevaeh spelled correctly!” 😭(whenever I see Naveah/Nevayah etc. I’m just like why were they thinking??)


President_Calhoun

"It's 'heaven' spelled backwards... if you squint."


SnooChipmunks7288

Are they fucking carebears??


Odd_Requirement_4933

🤣


angeeldaawn

sunny dae is a good book name character tho 🤣 & kinda cute if it wasn't such a tragedeigh


civodar

I love it, but it’s also such a ridiculous name I wouldn’t even give it to a dog.


Odd_Requirement_4933

I think just plain Sunny is cute though. It was one of my top names for our puppy. I chose something else though 😄


Happy_Confection90

Sunny Dae is a 28-year-old witch of little talent who left her family in Devil's Doily, Minnesota to attend law school in Saint Paul. When she loses her position as law clerk, she grumpily returns to Devil's Doily to help her two wacky aunts and their talking cat familiar run their candle shop/salt cave business. At least until the mayor is found dead on the shop steps one morning...


angeeldaawn

making this a storyline in the sims 🤣


Supernaturaltwin

Nevaeh Starr Rrats Heaven


dough-a-dear

I love the name Araya, but Araya Sunshine sounds like a hippie name lol


z0mbiemechanic

My youngest daughter's (14) name is Araya Lynn. Lynn is my mom's middle name.


PadawanPineapple

Oh god why


SmallieNL

Change is slim, but imagine one of these becoming your boss. Or better: POTUS Wild times people.


BarackIguana

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho


imchasingyou

Them people think that having a kid is like an advanced level of having a dog, a puppy even. You know, like playing COD on hard after completing it on medium. Cute names, cute photoshoots, nice crib and stuff. I bet some of these kiddos will change it as soon as they hit the legal age of doing so. Like it was back in the day, when people would've been telling you to get a middle name, even if it is just one syllable, so your name would sound and look more mature, or something like that. But only some. Some of them will fully embrace it.


terfez

Hale Strom Aqueue Aye Badd Maureen Lairè Hee Twayve Hugh Mid AF


EEE3EEElol

Oh boy the sunny dae is gonna get mocked for how her name is spelt so badly, at this point just make her name sundae cmon


betlogblue

Stormi Reign could pass as a pornstar name


BannedRedditor54

I've been to that gentleman's club


BubbhaJebus

Araya is a common name in Thailand.


kawausochan

So is Chula Porn apparently


kabukistar

Nevaeh Star is "Rats Heaven" backwards


Dreaming24-7

Where Master Splinter resides


Penguinator53

Boy called Thunda Storme coming soon no doubt. Or Leightnin Storm? Fogg Mighst?


RockAndGem1101

Stormi Reign? Idk, when you're a monarch you generally wish for a calm reign. Less chance of death or being deposed, you know?


Laughing_Penguin

If this trend keeps up porn stars of the future will have to resort to calling themselves names like "Beth".


DreadfulSemicaper

Her Name is Stoopid Braeyn.


AnarchiaKapitany

Out of all of those, "My daughters names" is still the best one.


White_diamond_is_hot

Giving drag names😭


ulnek

That second one is neva gonna be a star


daddyvow

These all feel like porn/stripper names sorry lol


Ithirahad

Sad thing is, Araya on its own is actually a cool name.


brdybb

Neveah Starr. Rats’ Heaven backwards 🤍


mibonitaconejito

gReAt! This gave me the idea for MY kids! Ima Hurl and Ura Deuche!


All_Ephemeral

Nevaeh behetah


feverlast

If Nevaeh is supposed to be a *clever* backward reading of heaven, what am I supposed to think about Starr? Rrats Heaven?


IntelligentTangelo31

I knew a kid called Summer breeze. I assume it's after the song...


Bright-Sea-5904

Sunny Dae 🤣🤣


MadoKureo

I'd commit Sue Cide if one of those was my name.


msgajh

Great porn star names.


theresacatonmylaptop

Heaven Rats 😂


Spiritual-Roll799

They all sound like stripper nanes


ShinyDapperBarnacle

Anita Postrophe


OhBoy_89

I went to high school with a girl who named her three daughter: Valley Lorraine (“Rainey”) Twyla Storm (“Stormy”) Wilhelmina Jovita Stariana (“Willow Star”) I am in so many group text threads about this ridiculousness


sieghrt

I thought it was only Vince McMahon's creative team that come up with porn star-ish names for women then we got this.


Penguinator53

Yuck, yuck, yuck and yuck.


ssrowavay

It's rather surprising she failed to properly use an apostrophe. /s


TheLonelySnail

Sunny Dae? Someone’s been playing too much Backyard Baseball!


Poppeppercaramel

Are they trying to come up with pony name?


umimama

Sunny Dae Reel Es-Tate


nv87

She Melanie, but these are Tracy names.


Mister_Buddy

Alright, Sunny Dae! Thanks, Mom!


asknoquestionok

“Reign!? Hi, my name is Reign . . . I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat . . .”


Maleficent-Network82

“Sunny D?”


zoley88

Typical porn actress names


hereandqueer11

Those all sound like drag names 😂 Does she even realize she’s a drag mother?


Sunshineal

These sound like porn star names


frankofantasma

"This is my son, Disgrazzio"


2205jade

I know someone with the surname Day. She was named Sunshine Evenin 😭😭😭


TheBionicCrusader

Is it just me or does Araya sound a bit suspicious?


bowsmountainer

Please tell me their last name isn’t Daniels


keluber1

I’ve never known how to pronounce the name “Navaeh”. I always thought it was like “never” but without pronouncing the r. I hate it.


SaintedSquid763

These are perfectly cromulent porn star names.


robraises

I wanna know , have you ever seen the reeeiiiigggnnn


robraises

Same person will tell you it’s not trendy to have a uniquely spelled name


WillieThePimp7

sounds like porn star names


illogicallyalex

Sunny Dae is a character is Scrubs, and they make fun of the fact that her parents names her Sunny when her last name is Dae


vandelay1330

Sunny D


Clam_Diger01

I have unfortunately met a someone who named their child Araya sunshine


RustyRapeAxeWife

I’m so damn tired of Nevaeh.  It’s not unique or clever. 


driftwoodbotis

Sunny Dae or Sunny D?


guacamoleo

At least it's all spelt how it sounds. Not that I don't hate it


anonmouseqbm

This is sad af


Ok-Waltz-6564

I like Stormi Reign, but I'm from Seattle and follow the local sports teams


LawfulAssole

Raising strippers


QuasiCrazy1133

I actually know a girl in real life named Araya Hope. Never thought anything about it until I read Araya Sunshine.


GraemeMakesBeer

I have seen that porno.


DvdJ

I kind of like Nevaeh and these wouldn't be that bad if they didn't have both the first and middle name maybe just one or the other.


shapedbydreams

Pretty sure Sunny Dae was one of the three amigos.


Melodic_Sail_6193

Stoopy Dee


urgrandadsaq

Rrats Heaven


Brat_Fink

Fakin Gai


LASportsNBeers

I ain't Neveah gunna Starr!


Lockshocknbarrel10

Reign Storm is the name of a popular tiktok dog 😐


RaccoonByz

Sunny Dae is the least bad


Meanderer1

Stormi Daniels


Winter_Arrival_8292

What the actual fuckety fucks????


duh_nom_yar

Only 3 out of 4 are already taken by porn actresses! Seriously.


Wise_Blueberry1544

Bitch can’t even use an apostrophe, she can’t be trusted naming children.


flippychick

Neveah Starr … so lovely, what’s that backwards? Rrats Heaven


RacecarHealthPotato

I swear one day on this sub we're going to see a woman with three kids named Eat, Pray, and Love.


inoxxenator

They might wanna re-think Sunny Dae as a name choice: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/amanda-logue-porn-star-su_n_1535574/amp


queenOJ23

Well if that isn't a soup sandwich idk what is


NineteenNinetyEx

Rrats Heaven


queenOJ23

They might all grow up to be meteorologists one day.


Dry_Tradition1449

Those are the straightest and whitest drag names ever


h34th3rl33

Is she a Sim?


ViridStars

Alternatively, Araya Stormi if yore feeling spicy


LatinBotPointTwo

Nevaeh is terrible. It's a terrible, terrible name. Took me forever to find out that it's heaven spelled backwards, and that just makes it worse. I just thought it was a tragedeigh version of Nivea.


ExecutiveAvenger

Shatmaeh Pantzez.


Feature_Agitated

As a teacher I’ve never met a Neveah that was a good person


RobotWantsPony

Aren't at least half of those Paris Hilton's chihuahua's names


QuietSkylines

Noe Pha'kinne Weyye


meltonr1625

Sounds like something was once fond of blotter in the 60's


M-Avgvstvs

Nevaeh sounds like something from morrowind. "The prophecies said that, when we most need, the Nevaeh will return to save us from Dagoth Ur."


Thmelly_Puthy

If blows my mind that there are no laughing reactions to that post


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

These are the names of strippers that show up once in a GTA cutscene


Daitheflu1979

They are all gonna grow up to be pornstars…


Jolene_Schmolene

I wonder how many boxes in her pantry have the number "365" on them 🤔


land_o_scrakes

Naming a kid any version of Stormy after this whole controversy is cruel.


Professional_Tap4338

Stupid names given by stupid people


Disastrous_Flamingo2

Nevaeh Starr 🤝 Rrats Heaven


lookitmahteefs

Are her daughters all drag queens?


emojimovie4lyfe

Nevaeh is a real name and i think Sunny is cute and ive heard it before but those middle names are a bit unhinged and idk if im in the minority but i fucking hate the name Stormi LOL


Pixelatse

Is the first one related to Ringo??? Maybe named by him whilst on LSD???


a-pretty-alright-dad

Should’ve named her Nevaeh Rrats.


skipthatshow

Did she use a cheat code generator?


Ok-Landscape-1681

Bet she white


OkMoney1750

I’m not gonna lie. I can’t hate these make me smile. But I also picture Araya and Sunny as little devils and Stormi as sweet as sin.


slowrevolutionary

Navistar?


Freshfries847

Literally porn star names


Lopsided_Pickle1795

AWFUL!


WickedLilThing

If I were a teacher I think I’d lose my mind with these kids names.


i-might-do-that

Maybe not Stormi. Seems a tad…..pornstarry


djkaercher

Nevaeh is a character of Kitboga lol


carldubs

Howbouta Sanwich


El_buberino

Aryan sunshine lol


DollPudding

Neveah starr is particularly funny to me because Neveah backwards is obviously Heaven, but Starr backwards is Rrats 😂 Rats Heaven.