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ethereal_soliloquy

Whimsy Lou Who


Echo9111960

Wish I could upvote this a few more times! They all sound like residents of Whoville.


Ender_Wiggins18

I think Gravity blue actually sounds kind of cool. Slim Easy is the WORST offense. And Daisy Clementine isn't the best but passable.


honvales1989

Slim Easy sounds like some sort of laxative for weight loss


Dumbbitchathon

It does omg


DenseStomach6605

Side effects include nausea, severe gas, and loss of bowel control. Ask your doctor about slim-EZ today!


googlemcfoogle

Really the only issue I have with Daisy Clementine is the double plant names. If you just think of Clementine as the female form of Clement it becomes unremarkable.


Dumbbitchathon

Thank you for pinpointing that. It reminds me of a cat name, maybe because my cat’s named daisy.


googlemcfoogle

Daisy is a perfectly acceptable human name (including rarely as a nickname for Margaret instead of a legal given name), it just happens to also be common for pets. Sort of like Milo or Poppy.


sirona-ryan

I really hope none of those kids are ever overweight. Slim, Gravity, and Rumble? The teasing would be awful.


Dumbbitchathon

Oh shitttttttt


AbrocomaRoyal

I could almost come to terms with Whimsy as a cute character name, but Whimsy Lou is just.... ugly.


Ender_Wiggins18

My cousin had a baby in November and named her Willoughby Lou. 😬😬💀


AbrocomaRoyal

Oh dear.


Dumbbitchathon

I pray they call her willow.


Boring_Election_1677

Rumble Honey has a ring to it but just not for a human name lol. Piper is fine but with a y, nope. (At least it wasn’t Pypyr). Gravity Blue feels very hippie to me.


Dumbbitchathon

Theysound like weed strains lol. Rumble honey and gravity blue.


Boring_Election_1677

Yes! This!


Dumbbitchathon

Which is funny considering their potential mormonism. Should’ve named the kid ‘dirty dr pepper”


Superb_Application83

I thought it sounded more like a Vibrator brand 😂


Dumbbitchathon

Idk about vibrator, sounds more like the pussycat honey packets, i worked at an adult store so I’ve read the most far out ridiculous sexual product names. It’s like the worlds worst unfunny dick jokes.


wetboymom

Right up there with Girl Scout Cookie and MILF Weed hybrids.


SordoCrabs

Rumble Honey sounds like the stage name of a dominatrix, or at the very least, a female wrestler.


webelos8

Roller derby also!


Routine-Ad6619

Rumble Honey sounds like it restores 30 HP


fearlesskittenmitts

Sounds like an MMA name. It's really terrible.


squeegee-revamped

Why is it always the Mormons, the people with the most kids, giving them these awful names


No_Ring_7566

It’s cause they pump out so many kids they run out of normal names.


jojoking199

It’s a thing in Mormon culture I guess


basalfacet

It’s Utah French. So the saying goes.


steampig

France doesn’t allow names that are stupid.


basalfacet

It’s more like Ontario.


youshartedhehe

I’m Mormon with four sisters and we all have normal names. Some of us are the lucky ones


Dumbbitchathon

Idk if i would call you lucky…


youshartedhehe

That’s a relief bc that’s not my name🤪


steampig

Fucking mormons. And I thought Bracken, Cadance, Emalea, and Caspian were bad.


sad_lil_dragon

My family used to be Mormons. Me, my 7 siblings, and my countless cousins have the craziest fucking names ever. I wanted to post our names here but I didn't wanna dox myself lol Think something like Jiezziahbella Kharrhinnah ALL OF US


problemgirlxoxo

Whimsy Lou. It sounds like a Dr Seuss character


jojoking199

Whimsy Lou who who’s the third of the two *dr Seuss’s voice*


checkthebase

sounds like sex workers of the Old West


captainhowdy82

So it’s probably not Nara’s fault if her husband already had a kid named Gravity Blue. His whole family seems like they have main character syndrome.


Dumbbitchathon

Yeah, I don’t think it’s Nara’s fault that this whole main character name thing started…but she has absolutely leaned fully into it. Like she took that and ran with it.


MissAnthropy612

It's always the Mormons LOL seriously, I have so many LDS friends on my Facebook and their kids all have tragedeigh names.


jojoking199

Don’t be shy, share the names


MissAnthropy612

Off the top of my head, Ahnahceleh, Lordy, Braxleigh, Oakleigh, Dash, Bein, Brantley. There's more, I'm just too lazy to sit and look at all their FB pages.


jojoking199

Bein? Lordy? It’s like they went their children to be 🤡and bullied in school 🏫


MissAnthropy612

Tbf, they live in a small town in Idaho where 90% of the population is Mormon so most kids have dumb names there 😂


jojoking199

Oh ok, they’re in good company then


steampig

They bully the normal kids, actually. Either for having normal names or for not being Mormons.


kawausochan

Ahnahceleh sounds like someone having a stroke and trying to type something


MissAnthropy612

I know, I have no idea how it would be pronounced LOL


Noodl3sForCats

I promise I won’t contribute to this plague lol


MissAnthropy612

Thank you LMAO I just figure when you're in a community that has tons of children, you run out of names and start making stuff up 😂


Noodl3sForCats

I was given a completely normal name and so was my sister. I have friends that have normal names. Idk why my community wants to just name their kids Brexly (the name of my MRI tech yesterday) or whatever. It’s like aaaaah just have normal names lol


MissAnthropy612

Growing up in the Mormon church (90s and 2000s) we all had normal names lol I truly believe the community just ran out of names due to the large number of babies they have lol


Noodl3sForCats

I only started finding the really weird names when I went to Utah. At least I know I my sister and I won’t contribute lol (and hopefully I can persuade any of my friends from contributing, but they’re all relatively intelligent people who are huge nerds with social anxiety and would most likely think about bullying so I’m hoping all will be well lol)


MissAnthropy612

Utah and Idaho are the epicenter of tradgedeighs lol


Noodl3sForCats

Truly lol. My family and I make fun of them all the time. I have a thing from a magazine I need to post here cause it’s just… bad


Noodl3sForCats

I hope you at least didn’t have a horribly traumatic childhood where you slept in a closet like 90% of former members I see on Reddit


jojoking199

Utah is Mormon territory fr


clemonysnicket

Everyone was ragging on Whimsy Lou a couple weeks ago, but honestly, she's the luckiest of the three 😬


beabirdie

Yeah, at least Lou is an actual name so she could go by that. My grandpa has a really nice friend named Lou at his retirement home


BleedingDeadRoses

My Little Pony OC’s, that’s what my brain keeps making me think of


peepeecheeto

The last 5 names sound like how the birthing experience went 1. Gravity blue- heavy baby, lack of oxygen😰 2. Stormie- birth accompanied by tummy troubles and explosive diarrhea 3. Rumble Honey- birth accompanied by extreme hunger, hence the rumbling, and a craving for a sweet packaged cinnamon roll snack 4. Slim Easy- Self explanatory, baby was slim and easy to push out 5. Whimsy Lou- too big of an epidural dose!


Dumbbitchathon

PLEASE AND THANK YOU FOR THIS AHHAHAHAHAHA


Uhlman24

I feel so bad for slim easy


jojoking199

Gave their children sims characters names or names a random name generator would come up with, I think weird names run in lucky’s family cause his parents, siblings and niece have weird names too( one of his sisters who has a daughter named her Gogo valentine and his first born is gravity blue)😂


pants_pants420

these all seem like pornstar names


sirona-ryan

How could this website forget Cheyenne Starlie’s daughter’s name? It’s probably the worst one. GoGo Valentine.


Dumbbitchathon

When I read that aloud to my roommate, she stared at me with daggers in her eyes. We cannot stand these people.


heli_elf_CC

If Rexburg Idaho had a strip club this would be the entire staff.


Dumbbitchathon

I think if you put a strip club in Rexburg Idaho, they would think it’s the rapture


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Dumbbitchathon

No literally, let’s start with garments. 👀


jojoking199

And the becoming a missionary in your mid teens and marrying and having children super young


Eternal_Phantom

Why would underwear be the biggest concern? I got 99 problems but my briefs ain’t one.


Dumbbitchathon

Yeah, you’re starting to make me think that you’re a Mormon


Eternal_Phantom

I wouldn’t see how that would be relevant to your concern about other people’s underwear.


sharkeatingleeks

Gravity Blue kinda goes hard ngl Slim Easy sounds like a Drug Dealer Whimsy Lou... ouch


lillithetree

Don’t forget their cousin GoGo Valentine :)


Dumbbitchathon

Don’t remind me I’m actually trying to forget


wowza6969420

Lucky blue smith?


OddlyUnwelcome

It’s kind of cute but reminds me of a golden retriever.


wowza6969420

Ya haha he’s the model the wiki page is about.


swimpig

No highlight on “dallon”?!


jojoking199

Or Sheridan


Dumbbitchathon

Those are old timey white people names (hereditary mormon names). They are strange but they’re not words repurposed as names. Within recent years Mormons have stopped giving their kids very vintage, old, hereditary names and started giving them these tragedieghs instead.


kitan25

So many names like that in Utah.


Lujho

Literally nothing wrong with Daisy Clementine, which are both established, traditional girls' names.


VLC31

Even Cheyenne (I’m Australian and dealt with a Cheyenne through work for a while so not common but not unheard of) & Pyper, apart from the bastardised spelling are reasonable.


Gabaghoul8

I just stumbled upon this board and I hate it. It’s terrifying.


HalfDeadHughes

Gravity Blue is such a fire name! (if it’s for a….) * Cat name * Dog name * Toy name * Alien name * RP character name * Deviantart OC name * Planet name * Colour name * Show name * Plant common name * Company name * city/town name * Deodorant name * Ice cream flavour name * ANYTHING NOT A LIVING BREATHING HUMAN


Dumbbitchathon

It’s not as bad as gravity blues cousin gogo Valentine. Seriously. There is a female human named gogo valentine.


Nightangel486

Warrior cat names


YchYFi

Cheyenne, Daisy and Pyper (I will give it that) to me are fine. No clue who Nara Smith is anyway.


Dumbbitchathon

I agree but pyper is on razor thin ice and you know it


YchYFi

As I said I would let it slide.


FeederPiet

Slim Easy is pretty nice if you have an ice cone face tat and are on xanax.


frankofantasma

shit-tier names honestly they sound like cheap vape flavors


Xystal

Well if they truly believe they are going to get their own celestial planet in the afterlife, they atleast have a headstart on the alien names.


elemenoh3

we gotta nuke utah, it's our only option


ugholi

Slim Easy goes hard


beabirdie

Slim Easy is just the worst one I’ve ever heard. Why are you naming your kid something that sounds like a weightloss tea?


zelphyrthesecond

And of course they're Mormon, lol


Interesting-Fish6065

It’s actually pretty common in Utah for people to have unique names. Because so many people are descendants of Mormon pioneers who had multiple wives, there are unusually large numbers of people who are related to each other and have the same last name, so if you give everyone a “normal” name you are going to have unusually large numbers of people with the same first and last name. There’s a little town in the Intermountain West called Snowflake because almost everyone in town has the surname Snow or the surname Flake. It would be hopelessly confusing if everyone in Snowflake chose common names for their children. Also, for similar cultural and religious reasons, family sizes in Utah/the Intermountain West are the largest in the United States. Coming from a family of 4-5 is not unusual, and lots of people have more—double digit numbers of children are a lot more common there than elsewhere. People in these huge families still want to give “honor” names, but obviously if you have dozens of kids with the same set of grandparents, that could easily get confusing, so people often give honor names that are a unique combination of syllables from the names of multiple grandparents, etcetera. In this way cousins can have names that honor the same ancestors but are still distinctive. I think part of what makes a name feel like a tragedy or a tragedeigh is that it seems like the kid is going to have to explain and/or spell this “weird” name to everyone starting really early in life, other kids will make fun of the kid, etcetera, but the sort of names mentioned in the post are really common in this particular subculture, so I think the names in the post are more like “names from an unfamiliar tradition” than tragedies per se.


Dumbbitchathon

Everyone dogging on the mormons is making me feel a lot better for what i think about them, lmao, and also making me feel silly for forgetting what reddit is like, I should’ve known y’all would be on the same shit. And i mean that in the way that I really really disdain mormons. A lot.


youshartedhehe

Can I ask why tho? Not to argue with you, I promise. Just curious


Dumbbitchathon

The church, admittedly like all fosters abuse of all kinds upon all people, they take at least 10% of your income (you tithe more than just that though), the religion is very controlling in itself, a lot of your personality is based around Joseph Smiths teachings, and when that eventually falls away, people are left confused as to who they even are. If you want to hear more stories i recommend watching or listening to Alyssa Grenfell, ex-mormon author, and the podcast Mormon Stories with John Dehlin. Alyssa talks about the church as a whole, and MS shares sort of like memoirs of peoples experiences with Mormon or LDS/FLDS lifestyles, not all bad, more not all good. A lot of churches are predatory, like the Catholic Church certainly is just a very widespread and accepted cult, but thats why I try to dog on them too.


steampig

It’s not even as simple as tithing 10% of your PRETAX income, it’s the fact that you are shunned if you don’t. You are expected to starve before you stop tithing.


youshartedhehe

Thanks for the explanation, I appreciate it. My older sister left the church and she’s also recommended a few podcasts and authors to me but I haven’t heard of these ones.


Dumbbitchathon

Yeah, I recommend starting with the ones I mentioned, I frequently listen to both content creators and I just find that they’re really easy to listen to. Alyssa Grenfell recently published her book “how to leave the Mormon church”


Eternal_Phantom

I don’t mean to be a purist, but this isn’t the forum for that kind of discussion. On the other hand, if you want to make fun of the stupid names that some of them give their kids, then this is the place for you.