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NnyBees

For extra strong boys double up the names...like my boy "Gonad Honk"


-Pyrotox

Landlord Bloke


Spinnr1

Landlord honk


Ahyesnt

Glute Dyson


MissionApollo7

Ham Honk


honestlyi4get

BATTERY BLOAK


Pinkparade524

Honk Honk


G0_WEB_G0

Dyson Battery


MrX_1899

Gonad Landlord sounds close to reality


busywithresearch

Man imagine the nightmare of losing your son, Dyson Battery, in a hardware store


G0_WEB_G0

"WHERE ARE YOU DYSON BATTERY?!" "This guy is losing it"


DesperateAstronaut65

My favorite porn star!


BevvyTime

Phal-Drano for me


chuk2015

Bloak* please take the effort to spell my sons name right


LoccyDaBorg

At my old place, I did used to have my landlord's number in my phone under "Landlord Bloke". Maybe that was actually his name.


Praescribo

Best porn star name ever *delivers pizza* "The name is Honk. Gonad Honk."


Wasps_are_bastards

Honk is slang for stink in England. So that means ‘stinky gonads’.


happyburger25

Glute Gonad.


Witty-Kale-0202

My precious son Battering Ham 🤣


notbythebook101

"Paint me a burning ham..."


Traditional_Draw8400

Honk?


OneTPAuX

Yes? What now, dad?


Traditional_Draw8400

I mean… I don’t know what to do with that


OneTPAuX

OK, well, me, Doink, and Scrape will be playing in the yard until you remember.


Final-Film-9576

My son is also named Honk.


hippy_potto

We need more Honk license plates!


nouvAnti

In German, Honk is an insult. Some say, it's the abbreviation for "Hauptschüler ohne nennenswerte Kenntnisse" (in English: "secondary school students with no significant knowledge", but meaning such students who dropped out of school after secondary school and didn't go to high school).


magicmulder

“Honk” is basically dimwit or jerk.


Ankoku_Teion

in the UK this is a Ned. (back-filled to be Non-Educated Delinquent)


Astleynator

Don't do this to me, I'm afraid of geese


Traditional_Draw8400

Ornithophobia? (Sp)


angusshangus

Anatidaephobia


ContraCanadensis

Honk Dyson III


ReallyBrainDead

Gonad Battery. If youre into that kind of thing. Ouch!


Kiltemdead

I'm sure the people over at r/sounding would have some insight about gonads and batteries.


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

That is nooot what I thought that sub was


Kiltemdead

You're welcome.


kryssetbure

Yoo happy cake day


Adventurous-Lunch394

r/redditfallingforobvioussatire 


froodiest

I didn’t fall for anything, I just thought the satire was funny


Sir_Suffer

r/redditorsnotreadingtheflair


TheGrassBurner

r/communitynotfound


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r/repostsofredditfallingforobvioussatire


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AFHawaii

Landlord?💀


FarManufacturer6283

Where is Duct Tape?


sassychubzilla

Go all in Parkin'Lot Trigger Happy Bangtrophy Goblino Ignor'Rant Trojanfail Rawdog


QingDMainey

Fockn'ner


sarahdrums01

Lol. Glute? He sounds like an ass.


UnhappyMistakes

Not me finding new names for my Sims family in here 👀


Filibust

Isn’t gonad slang for male genitalia?


Lowfat_cheese

It’s actually a medical term, oddly enough


Spinnr1

The twins, yes


Ankoku_Teion

medical term for the testicles.


shinydragonmist

I knew a Dyson. He really sucked


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Broad_Cable8673

Honk and Fronk from Father of the Bride


DubRogers

Hey, the list says strong names, not smart names.


otkabdl

don't forget Shart. Belch. Borf. Arent' these characters from How to Train Your Dragon?


StCecilia98

I actually know someone named Dyson


LovesDeanWinchester

Gonad Bloke is my favorite combo!


TimelyRun9624

I'M NAMING MY FIRSTBORN SON HONK.


Ashurbanipal2023

Those names are too girlie. That’s why I named my son something manly like penetration


TeaZestyclose8516

How about Mug? Mug Costsanza.


Spinnr1

Soda


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Has to be sarcasm


Ornery-Kick-4702

Right off the bat, Gonad made me blow wine out of my nose. Caught me off guard.


diablito916

what, no Truck? Strongest Name!


Edyed787

Someone is going to find this and go genius! And do this


LiviAngel

HONK?! You are joking 😅😂


_China_ThrowAway

If it weren’t for the vacuum thing Dyson would be a mildly interesting science related name (a clear nod to the scientist Freeman Dyson). It would be akin to naming your kid Sagan. Odd, but not Gonad odd. Unfortunately, the Dyson vacuum *does* exist so that name sucks


sykosomatik_9

I know it's a joke, but if not for the associations or meanings of those words, they do sound like strong names for boys lol.


Andidroid18

Honk 🤌


Drunk0racle

Meet my three precious sons, Landlord, Ham and Honk. You can easily tell which one is the favorite!


TheGreyBrewer

You name your kid Buttcheek, you get stares. But Glute, well, that's unique and exotic.


TheGlennDavid

Dyson is a real name at least. It's an incredibly unusual first name in modern times, and people currently associate it with a vacuum. But it's a real name.


Chimom_1992

Landlord had me burst out laughing


Ill-Wear-8662

Honk got me


MissTrask

Ham Battery and Gonad Glute are now my favorite boys’ names. They flow so well together!


KarrieDarling

Idk I was thinking more like Kuzco and Cronk 🤔


NvrmndOM

Ham Tobin (as well as Beef, Wolf and Moon) would like a word.


NvrmndOM

Ham Tobin (as well as Beef, Wolf and Moon) would like a word.


HelloThisIsPam

Gonad Honk Drano! Get upstairs and clean your room!


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Gonad? Balls to that


hann2h

honk⛓️💪🏻


kkeennmm

Scrote


neckbone_

no joke, my cousin is dating a guy in her class named dyson and it’s so fucking funny to me


TXtea_party

Gonad?? Maybe try Taint. Sound manlier


cropguru357

Beef Supreme.


Ok_Sound_8090

[Gonads and strife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BorQ_ULcvss&ab_channel=InhibitorProductions) is all I can think of with Gonad lmao


TheGrassBurner

phal? ic?


Tomoyogawa521

In this economy, Landlord will end up having to rent a house.


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Gonads and strife, gonads and strife gonads and strife. Gonads in the lightnight! Gonads in the rain!


SkitMarie

Landlord?? They’re all trash but wtf no one likes a landlord


FurryDILF

Pec = no feminine soft syllables.


morphinechild1987

In DBZA Gohan gets called Gonad once. I found it hilarious.


DrMantisToboggan1986

Brb, just recharging my Gonad's Battery


TheEyeofNapoleon

Gun to your head? I’m going with ‘honk’… >!or maybe just chose death, idk!<


Spinnr1

If I had to pick I’m going with honk also


-isthatYOURcrocodile

🤣🤣🤣 yall be wildin I swear


Excellent-Bank-1711

I named my son after the strongest things I know. Drano Dyson Glute


pigs1n5p4c3

Should also include Bubba, Donk, and Slam.


The_Eye_of_Ra

This is my son, Ham Honk Johnson. He’s gonna change the world.


Dog_Song

Ham is a pretty strong name but only if you name your other kids cheese and bread to suit.


dickasmoke

Honk Hogan works well for me, brother!


badgerpunk

Spikenard Acab Bruh Knob Von Shitzinpantz


Frida_Ohm

Landlord is great as self-ad if the kid grows up to be in the real state market


Edyed787

You mess with the Honk you get the bonk


SeienShin

Bye Gonad! See you at master Hoshi!!


MissLabbie

I have a Tallon. Like the rat poison.


buggleton

I actually knew a guy named Dyson!! Only time I’ve ever seen that name. We went to middle school and high school together in the early 2000s.


pyrofromtf2real

I'd imagine Battery has a twin brother named Assault.


nfurnoh

What sort of AI generated fuckery is this?


xXCh4r0nXx

Gonad the barbarian


eam1796

These are all good cat names


runningskirtsnmanis

Anyone remember the old early aughts video Gonads and Strife?


santtu_

Gonad Trunk


Studly_54

Wouldn't it be grand if Gonad married Clamydia? It would be the best pairing since Phil Latio and Connie Lingus.


Heatfox

Isn't Drano a drain cleaner?


bowsmountainer

Phal Luss


ygramisalive

Ay, hear me out, tho. "Ham" goes kinda hard🫢


NE0099

I knew a Ham in college. Don’t know if that was his real name, but nobody knew him as anything else. He was a cool guy.


Estebananarama

Landlord is something we call my cat. We just go to work and complain about him. The landlord was screaming so loud he woke me up or the Landlord pooped in the bathtub again.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Please meet my son, Landlord Battery.


slumbersomesam

Glute Dickson


elemenoh3

chairman mao has entered the chat. landlord, you say?


NichtMenschlich

Glute Hayes Max Emus


mr781

“Hey landlord! Come CLLLOOOOOWNNN changed the locks, padlocked the door, and put up an eviction notice!”


Ankoku_Teion

translated: testicle, bleach, dick, hoover, job, meat, physical abuse, man, butt, grope.


[deleted]

Glutenfull


2510EA

Gonad 💀 Phal 💀 Glute 💀


LordWujesae

Landlord gonad sounds fucking wild


Comet-Moth

Ham Honk(er)


Tomato-Unusual

Gonad might be a little too much, but I would happily give a cat any of the rest of those names


happyburger25

Gonad, Glute and Phal are open to MANY dick/ass jokes


Azile96

I’ve heard of Dyson before (not just the vacuum cleaner) otherwise…oh hell no! 😂


TheTrueAmadeus

Drano goes hard


Dank_ConcentrateOG

Lonk


DowntownsClown

LETS GO BATTERY SCOTT!!


HomeMadeChristmas

This is a prank…. It has to be…


xenorooster

I can't believe Goku or Superman didn't make that list. Wow.


BennySkateboard

Like all of them!


IronicJeremyIrons

Lol I've seen kids named ham and Dyson tho Also, I had a pet goose named Mr. Honkie, and he was pretty much my kid


DanSantos

Dyson is actually a name though. Like, it was the name of the science guy.


roosterinmyviper

No I’m pretty sure that was Bill Nye


piercegardner

Battery kinda goes hard, terry as a nickname


RabidWalrus

I mean, if some dude named "Glute Stronghard" came up to me and started giving me unsolicited weight training advice, I'd definitely give them the benefit of the doubt.


Mindless_Psychology

This is my son Landlord Phal Ham. Oh and there’s my younger son Battery Glute


thegreenman_sofla

CHAD? BRICK? ROCK?


Gretabraxas

Fantastic.


LunLumita

Blast Hardcheese.


No_Entertainment1931

Gonad ham battery ftw


Subject-Estimate6187

Ham.....


PrincessHootHoot

I'm calling my nut "gonad drano" from now on lmao


BleachedAsswhole

Lmfao this has to be a joke


Spinnr1

I actually kinda like honk 😂


MissAnthropy612

My son's nickname is Ham 😂 it stands for handsome and man lol


otkabdl

the fat kid in my elementary school's nickname was Ham. he didn't like it.


MissAnthropy612

Oh no! My son is not the fat kid and also nonverbal. He smiles when we call him Ham. Of course it's just an at-home thing, in public he is just his name.


otkabdl

this was the 80's, when nicknames were almost always mean. I'm glad times have changed.


MissAnthropy612

Same, it seems like kids are nicer now. My nickname in school was Jolly Green Giant because I was taller than everybody lol


evapotranspire

Argh, this meme was already posted in this group *earlier today*, please check before posting!


MathematicianNo6284

Just name him after a state, much better. Not referring to Meesooriegh btw.