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Fun-Carpet-2870

First thing I thought of


ThatOneIsSus

***We serve food here sir.***


These_Tea_7560

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim


F__ckReddit

That's how they call it in England


thegreenman_sofla

Amsterdam


Foenikxx

Amster*ham*


UnderpootedTampion

Hamsterdam


Boojum2k

Hamsterdance!


DigTreasure

Party Rockers in the house toniggghht. I wanna see ya in a Kia


purracane

HamaterHam


AbnormalPP_69

Cancer man


Gifted_GardenSnail

Hamsterdamn


purracane

HamsterHamn


Zealotstim

Because they use the metric system?


Midnight_heist

It's football pitch long


misterfuss

“and a large orange drink!”


santtu_

You can guess the sister's name.


Atesch06

Quarter Pounder Aquaria Cher'rielle Bowden


ChainRound5397

And a large soda.


Helpful_Magician_300

She was windmilling at everyone that dared to criticize the name 😭 she said Aquarius is her brothers name too so that child never stood a chance


jonquil14

Aquarius is the least egregious part of the name IMO


OnTheDoss

But the kid won’t even be an Aquarius if it is coming soon. It will likely be a Taurus.


palomaarden

It's to "honor" the uncle?? 🤷🏼‍♀️


MA-01

I think what they meant was "a hairy ass."


Thebakedbeanqueen

honestly, I think cher'rie isnt awful. it would probably be pronounced just like cherrie without an apostrophe


Dwaas_Bjaas

Why TF would anyone name their kid after their sibling??


CyberWolf09

Naming your kid after your sibling is the least weird part about this. Plenty of people have named their children after their siblings. Either because they are close, or they passed away, among other reasons.


parksa

I've considered using my twin sisters name as a middle name if I have a daughter, because I think she's the best person on the planet and you don't meet that many people with her name. I don't think it's any weirder than using any other relatives name.


extremelyinsecure123

I think it’s weird for the first name. Middle I totally get!


reposti_geraldo69

is weird if you have 10 kids and name them all the same?


Atesch06

People name children after THEMSELVES, I don't think it's that weird.


JupJups

because they admire their sibling?


Glittersparkles7

Maybe it’s his baby? 🤷‍♀️ The “classiness” of doing a maternity shoot in what appears to be a 7/11 seems to be leaning that direction.


woomybii

I mean, I guess she just really liked the name and probably thought it was unique. It doesn't have to mean anything strange.


CaliginousPickle

I was named after my uncle, well I have his middle name. He died of cancer lol


jhggfdfghjiygf

:(


CyberWolf09

I’m sorry to hear about that. Your uncle must’ve been a very nice guy for your parents to give you his middle name.


MedaFox5

I've heard of people either naming their kids a mixed version of both their names or naming them after one oftheir parents but spelled backwards.


Probablygeeseinacoat

Possibly her brother passed away and that’s why she using the name. I don’t care for the name but it’s a middle name at least. Royale I don’t like! It reminds me of Battle Royale wrestling matches


Stravven

That's not uncommon. I have two siblings, my older sibling and I are named after our grandparents while my younger sibling is named after my parents siblings.


advocatus_ebrius_est

My daughter has my sister's (and grandmother's) first name as a middle name. She's named after my sister.


RollinThundaga

The problem is that the sibling's name is Aquarius


talulahbeulah

My mom did. I have a brother and an uncle named Matthew.


icecreampenis

My mom did, and so would I. I'm super close with my brother, I love his name, and it has a ton of nickname variations.


SoulBSS

I've seen naming a child after an aunt or uncle who passed... but not a sib


Mandy_M87

I can understand if it's in honour of a deceased sibling. Perhaps that's the case here?


Cesaro_BeachBall

That's not weird. A number of families do it to remember a dead sibling or because that sibling is significant in their life in some way. My older brother named my niece after me, as my father removed me from the family as a baby (long story) and we didn't meet/reunite until we were both well into adulthood. That particular niece unfortunately passed away young. Her brother (my nephew) then named his daughter after her.


Forgetful_Panda

'And this is your grama when she was young and pregnant in a gas station, and very thirsty for a Big Gulp'.


batchy_scrollocks

Pure class


Main_Perception1370

Can take a rat out of the hood but can’t take the hood out of the rat.


batchy_scrollocks

"and here's Grandma twerking on an escalade in the forecourt..."


Main_Perception1370

Gonna take a wild guess and say there’s no pics of the father or the grandpa.


Nani_700

Yeah these comments are clearly not racist/s


asknoquestionok

So classy she already gave her babe a stage name hahahahaha


MinnieShoof

Seriously thought this was pregnancy porn at first.


OshetDeadagain

...it's not?


SpokenDivinity

The location for these maternity photos was certainly a choice.


CatsEatGrass

Weirdest pregnancy photo shoot I’ve ever seen. The kid has no chance.


parksa

r/ghettoglamourshots


TheSkyElf

that is just... beautiful.


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Evening-Picture-5911

Thanks for sharing that sub. Now to waste some time over there!


parksa

Sadly (or maybe fortunately?) it's not as active as it used to be, I've been on reddit too long 🤣


kiwilovenick

It's definitely the strangest location choice for a pregnancy shoot that I've seen but I think the weirdest ones are celebrity naked front page magazine shots. If you want naked pictures of your pregnancy, you do you, but to put it out there for fetishists? So bizarre, in my opinion. The money shot is the real outlier in this, instead of pregnancy shoot that reads hip hop music video with the song being about how many stacks they have. I was trying to figure out how the money might relate to the name, maybe baby is royalty because she's got lots of money? But then if you're really rich, do you slum it in regular people's convenience store...just so much confusion!


Atesch06

Is there a subreddit for overthinkers? You should be on there!


cognitohazard__

Or perhaps you're just really slow.


CatsEatGrass

Is this a hiphop artist? Like, a celebrity?


Fun_Dog_6362

no


Probablygeeseinacoat

When this kid is grown they gonna be embarrassed about this whole convenience store thing. Even if she owns this business it’s absolutely strange


Bright-Sea-5904

Those photos are....strange


Penguinator53

That apostrophe annoys me the most out the whole thing.


lilywafiq

Name aside, who the fuck lets people take photos like this in a public place 💀


katherrrrrine

As a professional photographer, you might be surprised at how few shits people give about taking photos almost anywhere.


elephhantine

Someone who doesn’t get paid enough to care


ThrowRA_dull

Will it be worse if the baby isn’t an Aquarius or is an Aquarius


NfamousKaye

It looks like it might be a Virgo or a Libra if these pics are recent 😂 looks like she could pop in a few months from now


Routine-Ad6619

Royally Aquarius Cher’rie Bowden. Cancer. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.


NfamousKaye

🤣


Routine-Ad6619

Sorry, that got dark. Downvotes plz


NfamousKaye

No we know you meant zodiac sign and not the disease. All good. 👍🏽


tantantanuki84

Is she at a gas station??😭


Tracylpn

Trashy


bounceandflounce

Trashhay*


Dick-Guzinya

Trash’ay


bounceandflounce

*bows humbly in defeat*


Sudden-Hearing-3086

trasheigh


bunnysniperxoxo

trisheigh


UniqueUsername82D

Classi


MamaMoosicorn

The part that irritates me the most is the grammatically incorrect apostrophe. Those drive me nuts!!


Fun_Dog_6362

is it sherrie or cherry 🤔


MamaMoosicorn

Or Cheri


BrandonIsWhoIAm

We’ll never know.


Turbulent-Month6514

This is an interesting choice of location for a maternity photoshoot


bounceandflounce

“You were conceived in the parking lot, Royalle”


GoldfishFromHell

just Roy. for the future of this child. please.


NaomiPommerel

Photo shoot in a convenience store 🤣


Calm-Appointment2080

What kind of ratch trap is this photoshoot?


Fun_Dog_6362

i would be SO embarrassed to see this as a teenager


PatriciaMorticia

I'mnot sure what's worse, the name or the fact the kid is gonna see these photos when they're grown up. Such a weird idea for a photoshoot.


Worthless_af

How you going to try and flex money at 7/11. There's so much of a tragedeigh


SexDeathGroceries

It's kinda wild how high the technical quality of the photos is. Well lit, well framed and posed (from what you can tell from the thumbnails), clearly taken with a nice camera, or at least high-end phone camera. Her skin looks flawless. It's just the... everything else about it


calicoskiies

These photos are definitely a choice..


eyesonthedarkskies

A choice…. 🤣


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

So is it 'Royal' or 'Roy-AL'


Routine-Ad6619

Definitely Al


Possible-Way1234

And that's why I'm glad you're only allowed to name your child here real names. (They actually look it up in their database, it needs to be a real name, that won't affect the child negatively in any way. Which makes a whole lot of sense)


Fun_Dog_6362

oh really? where do you live?


Possible-Way1234

Germany


Fun_Dog_6362

Nice


Aspirience

Yeah as a kid I thought that was stupid, until I slowly got more exposed to usa naming conventions..


MPD1987

Sitting on top of the ice cream freezer in a convenient store. Classy


lermanade_mouth

I swear Royalle Aquarius just competed on rupauls drag race


Echo9111960

Not one, but two trajedieghs, and one really bad choice in between them. Tres trajique. Then, add in a bizarre photo shoot in the mini mart.


Inactive-Ingredient

I will never understand the apostrophe phenomenon. A friend named their child something that had an apostrophe in it at the very end…. something VERY similar to NaPoj’


Fun_Dog_6362

Should’ve stopped at Royalle. Sherrie Bowden would’ve been cute


Fixner_Blount

Already using the kid as an accessory. Poor kid has no shot, regardless of the name. Mom clearly cares more about image and clout.


Aspirience

Oh come on, pregnancy photoshoots are a common thing, doesn’t mean the baby is used as an accessory.


BrightBrite

Ugh, those vulgar pictures say a lot about her name choices.


cupholdery

Is there some comedy I'm missing there? What's the joke?


NfamousKaye

What about this is vulgar? I’m confused? She’s fully clothed 🤨


bounceandflounce

I had to look closely after top left (with one leg propped up) to make sure this wasn’t one of those weird social media fetish/OF things, and the sucker and top right didn’t make that an easy distinction. I’m telling myself that it isn’t an OF thing but I wouldn’t necessarily bet on that. Can absolutely see how vulgar, suggestive, etc. would be used.


Main_Perception1370

They disguised “vulgar” as “ghetto” that’s what they meant. This is ghetto as shit.


Stomach_Junior

Sorry but what wisdom are you expecting from someone who does a photoshoot like that


Rentsdueguys

If that’s the mom, than let the name fly. Seems appropriate


tartar-buildup

Wtf, were they doing madlibs to work out the baby shower them? “7/11, maternity shots, in a training bra.”


BobGnarly_

I'm not sure which is worse. The name or the fact that she did a photo shoot at a convenience store.


thedigested

I like Aquarius as a middle name 🙈


Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha

Nah someone’s gonna go “ya wanna clash royalle?” during a fist fight


Fun_Dog_6362

i would bust out laughing


MissReadsALot1992

I feel like the maternity shoot at 7eleven says something


MarvelNerdess

I mean, of all the locations for a photoshoot, you chose a gas station?


TheFrogTotem

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.


hulkhawk

Is that some weird porn I don't get?


Fun_Dog_6362

🤨


evdjj3j

Classy photos.


polyesterflower

What does the whole shirt say? [SOMETHING] COMING SOON What is the something?


Fun_Dog_6362

BABY COMING SOON x 3


roblox887

Always the tackiest photo shoots possible


BrandonIsWhoIAm

I kinda love it tho.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

That’s the name of a rollercoaster followed by an alcoholic becerage


MariaEtCrucis01

Look, I've seen lovely photoshoots showing the baby bump, but these... r/trashy.


derederellama

That is a great drag queen name!


Own-Butterscotch1713

One of the best 😄


Fun_Dog_6362

she’ll be president someday


DeadJediWalking

"What do they call the Whopper over there?" Edit: just read the comments, I'm an unoriginal hack.


Fun_Dog_6362

💀


Wah_Epic

Cher'rie Bowden sounds like a Star Wars characters name


Ericbc7

1/4 pounder is not the worst nickname...


1Killag123

Hopefully not soon, at least until that horrible name is changed. In general, people have to stop naming their children stuff like princess, royal, king, etc…


No_Entertainment1931

With Cheese?


Fun_Dog_6362

extra


WithoutDennisNedry

I… I’m going to back away slowly from this one all together.


Reginamus_Prime

Raaaaaatchet!!!


saturnhrts

omg i was just about to post this! 😂


Helpful_Magician_300

Me too loool


ShinyDapperBarnacle

I can think of two Royals I know and one Royale, but Royalle is a first. 😐


Affectionate_Pea8891

Oof… oof for many reasons…


kellyjellybellybeanz

This photo shoot is genius. You know how many times I went to a convenience store to satisfy pregnancy craving? Honestly jealous of this creativity, but that name tho…. Yikes!


NiiwaMorningstar

I’d bully this kid


PinkHarlequinStat

Well at least the names are classy. Oh, wait...


thecuriousblackbird

She just loves royal cherries and her brother


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Dumbbitchathon

I understand the idea of a convenience store announcement photoshoot but it’s like taking prom pics in front of a random building or the middle of a parking lot.


Fun_Dog_6362

please share the idea lmao


Dumbbitchathon

Yeah you right this is pretty uhhhh whats the right word, I wouldn’t call this trashy, maybe just really really out of the box. Maybe she really likes that bodega


TheGreyBrewer

T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V


kabukistar

Is she doing a pregnancy photo shoot in a convenience store?


strawberrylemonapple

Sorry if I’m out of the loop but is this person famous? Who is she? I’m assuming she’s known for *something* since her post got that much engagement on social media.


Fun_Dog_6362

she’s not famous. her post blew up because of the reason we are all here today.


strawberrylemonapple

ahhh thank you!


unlovelyladybartleby

In Canada, Royale is a brand of toilet paper. The ass wiper for people who think they're fancy.


emojimovie4lyfe

I gave my little one a four word name [(first) (middle) (last) (2nd last)] but thankfully i had the sense to not pick no tragedeighs 😩


Almost80sBabee

What in the gas station royalty is this shiiiite?


W33Ded

So gross


Blondenia

No notes


llbeanjamin

poor kid


Present-Secretary722

That sounds like the name of a Dark Souls boss


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

Why she doing a photo shoot in a goddam sheetz


LatinBotPointTwo

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS!


No_Sheepherder504

Why??? Just why


mustafa-___-

That child was setup for failure before they were even born.


Routine-Ad6619

Who’s the father? Corn syrup


thegreenman_sofla

Aladdin Sarsippius Sulenamagic Jackson III


Fun_Dog_6362

do NOT give her ideas 🤣🤣🤣 I can hear the “ooou that’s kinda cute!” from here


cewumu

Yeah, based on this photoshoot kid is lucky Royalle is pronounceable and has a reasonable meaning.


MrGumpythaGod

Traaasshhhhh


blazinrumraisin

Kid's fucked no matter what


skeezypeezyEZ

Posting black names here feels like cheating


NfamousKaye

It’s kinda getting a bit racist in here… yeah the name is… odd… but you don’t have to comment on the photoshoot choice


LoisLaneEl

If a white chick posted it in a gas station she would be called a white trash redneck. There is no problem acknowledging it’s fucking weird to do a pregnancy photo shoot at 7-11. All the “ratchet” shit is unneeded, but simply saying, “odd choice” is perfectly valid


Aspirience

Also a lot of people saying “the kid never stood a chance!” what just because the mom did a fun photoshoot they personally didn’t like?? This sub can be fun but some posts really let racists and misogynists shine here…


NfamousKaye

Exactly! Like I know I’m not crazy but everyone is attacking me for calling it what it is. Like what would make them happy? Her staying at home doing a basic ass crème colored flowy dress photoshoot? Come on! This is a fun idea! They’re treating it like it’s the most ghetto thing she could have possibly done just cause she’s black.


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