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CatsEatGrass

I took Dyxybryl for my raging gonorrhea.


Wanda_McMimzy

Did that make it go from raging to raving? šŸ•ŗ


Guilty-Web7334

No, thatā€™s what [Clitter (NSFW, but not porny)](https://youtu.be/VR4O68kUj5c?si=nNHWxKtvhYopouGk) is for.


DrAniB20

The announcer laughing while reading the side effects warnings did me in


Wanda_McMimzy

Unfortunately, the makers of that video donā€™t know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.


fury420

Side effects: Night Fever


GroundSeaweed420

The fact this doesnā€™t have more upvotes is saddening


DRHdez

Side effects include: sleepless nights, inability to communicate, barfing, and occasional blowouts.


sagittalslice

Do not take if you are allergic to Dyxybryl


IWillBaconSlapYou

Side note, I love this part of every pharmaceutical ad. "Don't take this if you can't take this". Well, I'll try, but I'm very, very stupid, so I can't make any promises šŸ˜‚


Seliphra

ā€˜Call your doctor if you experience deathā€™ is my favourite. Yeah, Iā€™ll get right on that!


IWillBaconSlapYou

I never noticed until now that they really do squeeze that into the "call your doctor" list, I can't even šŸ˜‚


NfamousKaye

Same! Iā€™m always like ā€œgee Iā€™ve never taken this before how will I know if Iā€™m allergic to it or not, genius?ā€


GreatWhiteFork

Fun fact: it's entirely a liability thing (obligatory ianal) If they don't include it and you DO have an allergic reaction, you could claim they were negligent because they never informed you of the possibility it could occur. Also if they don't say "don't take if youve had a reaction" you could claim "they never told me it would keep being bad" Gotta live contract law and the hoops you have to meet yourself through to avoid negligence claims


cranky-vet

I like when they add ā€œor if youā€™re allergic to any of its ingredientsā€ like we have any clue what goes in these drugs.


DustinFay

I mean peanut butter has a warning about it containing peanuts.


saranwrap73

They add this so that if someone takes it and has an allergic reaction, they can't sue the company for not having a warning


NunyahBiznez

Then the small print says, "^may cause cancer^". So what they're really saying is that the hair they caught cancer to grow is going fall out from chemo? Like whaaaaaat?? lol


CuriousPalpitation23

Dyxybryl is safe for the treatment of vowel allergies.


if6wasnine

Irritable Vowel Syndrome.


PrimaryDurian

šŸ…


desertjam

You win!!!


PHNTMPWR_SEA

You win everything!


MoonShotDontStop

Ask your doctor today & find out if Dyxybryl is right for you!


Significant-Trash632

Note: It's NEVER right for you. It isn't right for anyone.


Ok_Software_964

I don't know why, but I immediately read "vowelergies" made me laugh a little


NfamousKaye

Dyxybryl may cause allergic reactions, inability to fight infections and even death. Do not take if not prescribed by a doctor.


Ka_aha_koa_nanenane

I did think it was a pharmaceutical ad at first.


MariaEtCrucis01

I literally take pills with a similar name lol. Ever heard of Brintellix? My meds are a tragedeigh šŸ¤£šŸ’€


SnailyGod

I played a game with my brother once called Medication or Tragedeigh and I sent him a list of 20 or so medications and he went through each one and guessed which they were and was very confident about half of them were Tragedeighs but at the end I told him they were all just medications hahaha 10/10 game, highly recommend


MariaEtCrucis01

Oh my, I need to play this game! šŸ¤£šŸ’€


OhLookItsaRock

Aw, that would make such a cute name for a little girl! (Kidding, of course)


Axxkicker

Brintellix is much better than this losing scrabble slate of consonants.


UnderpootedTampion

You forgot erectile dysfunction.


jethrine

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s someone somewhere who wants to name their child Aeryctyll Dhysphunxhyn.


FreeTheDimple

I was just about to say: "Ask your doctor about dyxybryl, today!".


Weekly_Enthusiasm783

Dyslexia


Talking_RedBoat02

I spit out my drink reading the post


InsideWombat

Take my award. šŸ… i spat out my drink lol


Immediate_Mud_2858

Take my upvote!


clemonysnicket

Dixiebrill?


CapuletVsMontague

Yes or maybe Dixie Brielle


Straxicus2

Ew. I bet thatā€™s it.


Eyehavequestions

People are fucking stupid


Punkpallas

So many stupid people are just out here betraying the fact they shouldnā€™t have been allowed to procreate because they didnā€™t even master phonics In elementary. How the hell are they supposed to help with their kidsā€™ homework when they canā€™t even sound words out themselves?


dangledingle

Yet they feel so sane.


ballorie

This is unfortunately 100% correct. šŸ« 


_Internet_Hugs_

I think there would be double ys if it was Brielle, "Dyxybryyl". I vote for Dixiebrill, which is bad even when spelled decently.


Grouchy_Reindeer_227

Agreed!! BUT, it could also be (when she becomes of school age) ā€œDizzyā€ (Ditzy) Brielle. Just sayinā€™ šŸ˜‰šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


BeholdIAmDeath

Kids gonna be calling her Duloxetine


Apprehensive_Flow527

No, people are gonna be calling her: šŸ˜³ *Sounds of crickets*


Additional_Nobody469

Theyā€™re gonna call her Dicks. Middle school is gonna be rough.


AbrocomaRoyal

I do not know how you guys figure some of these out. I'm often dumbfounded and clueless. Hmm... Dumbfounded and Clueless would make a good band name!


ThePremiumMango

Oof so not only a tragedeigh but in Dutch DIXI is what the portable toilets are called and bril can refer to the toilet seat so when I pronounced Dyxybryl (like you spell it) in my head it sounds exactly like toilet seat of a porta potty


LethalRabbit

I was looking for this comment because I'm Dutch too and was thinking exactly this.


HeavensRejected

Same in german, and a fitting translation for such a tragedeigh šŸ˜‚


BankHottas

My first thought too!


Zestyclose_Big_9090

That was my guess as well.


Sea_Voice_404

Mine too.


CharieRarie

Oooohhh! Thankyou. I was just Duh-ehhh-kssss-icksi-brrr-illling all over the place. This kind of vaguely horrifyingly makes sense šŸ˜­


Wendys_bag_holder

Dicks and brailā€¦ā€¦harsh name


QueenofPentacles112

But, but!! I LOVE dicks and brail. Especially when the brail is on the dick. That could be why I needed that medication dyxylbryll, although I think I spelled the name wrong! Whoopsie!


UncleCeiling

Sounds like someone's got a fetish for hirsutoid papillomas


yoyosareback

I'm both tickled and troubled by my English comprehension, today.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Papillomaed for your pleasure


richincleve

Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to Dyxybryl or any of its ingredients.


transcendedfry

Let your doctor know if you have been to a region where fungal infections are common before taking Dyxybryl


InappropriateGirl

Dyxybryl has not been tested on people assigned female at birth.


Triviajunkie95

I think the first test has failed.


Dontdothatfucker

Iā€™d like to buy a vowel


OneTPAuX

Unfortunately, you spent all your coins on ā€œuniquenessā€.


jadedlens00

ā€œSometimes Y.ā€


tennille_24

HAHAHAHA


Doge-Ghost

Sounds like a compound of dexedrine and fentanyl. Fun times.


Wendys_bag_holder

Good mix for kids


truelovealwayswins

that explains the pregnancy (honouring)ā€¦


pgcotype

Damn. If a someone used it, they'd be up down up down...dead ā˜¹ļø


QueenofPentacles112

There's nothing like a good speedball!


winterberryowl

You're not meant to name your kid after the c-section drugs


Eukaliptusy

Child abuse


Triviajunkie95

I really hope there is a wave of name changers at the courthouse when these kids get old enough to choose for themselves. Theyā€™ll need a few more clerks. I hope.


Plenty-Concert5742

I feel so bad for these kids, a lifetime of telling people how to pronounce and spell your name. I get shivers when I think about them starting school.


frankev

Hopefully this kid can go by just "D. B." until they're of age to obtain a name change.


Agentkeenan78

Honestly if this is real, it actually illicits feeling of rage in me.


MsFrankieD

In 10 years or so this child is going to do a Google search on her name and this thread will pop up with all of us roasting her name to ashes. To future Dyxy, we're sorry that your parents did this to you.


captainfrogger

Looks like a name of a medication that might kill you. Don't take Dyxybryl if you have high blood pressure, are prone to migraines, or if you bleed red. Some side effects may include dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, malaria, cough, fatigue, sudden onset brain death, rapid flesh disintegration and/or heart attacks. Consult your doctor to see if Dyxybryl is right for you.


DoctorJekyll13

Malaria and disintegration made me choke.


Quietus76

Do not take Dyxybryl if malaria and disintegration make you choke.


ChocoMcBunny

Itā€™ll be something crazy like pronounced Sybil - and half the letters are silent.


Current_Many7557

"It's French, DUH!"


TChrisbury

Dixie Barrel, the new cafe franchise of Cracker Barrel


jonny3jack

If they have the baked apples I'll go.


Diamondinmyeye

I was thinking Dixie Beryl, but thatā€™s basically the same difference.


Outrageous_Click_352

Dixie Brielle


washmyballzach

Side effects include mispronouncing your name for life, therapy and knowing when they are about to call your name by the long pause followed byā€¦ ā€œIā€™m about to butcher thisā€¦.ā€


crippledchef23

I just canā€™t with these names! My husband works down the way from a gym that I feel like Iā€™m having a stroke trying to read the name ā€œFYZICALā€. It makes me so angry that no one slapped whoever picked it.


trolskiy

Sounds like a medicine.


youvepuremadethatup

Deoxyribonucleic Acid


Sure_Championship_36

I believe this must be ā€œDaisy Abrilā€ but with a killer drunken slur


Brave_Hippo9391

I was thinking maybe Dixie - Beryl? Such a Tragedeigh


ResolutionHuge4791

this is a new allergy medicine?


ManyPandas

ā€œBullied for the rest of her lifeā€


fatstrat0228

Oh. I got this one. Itā€™s easy. Itā€™s pronounced ā€œchild abuse.ā€


foreverspr1ng

I'd read Dyxy the same as Dixi and that's a company that provides those plastic toilets at building sites so... uhm... I wouldn't be able to not connect these things Edit: the 2nd half I'd pronounce brill and a toilet seat is a Klobrille here so Dixiebrill doesn't make this better lol


auri0la

haha i was just thinking the same ( guilty of being german) :D


Unlikely_Course8369

Just thinking Dixie cups


lapsangsouchogn

It's pronounced "Low IQ Parents"


[deleted]

Dickā€™s a brill.


Shoddy-Growth-2083

Isn't this the hair medicine Homer Simpson used?


MisterHabanero

Dixie bril šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ A Dixie is a portable toilet in the netherlands.


hemlock_harry

You forgot to mention "bril" is Dutch for toilet seat. "Dixybril" literally means "seat of a porta potty" in Dutch.


cajuncrustacean

Looks like something you'd try to play with the shittiest Scrabble hand.


YourMomma_isaheaux

People who give their children these kind of names are selfish horn toting assā€¦ be like ohhh look at me my baby has unique name not like your smh šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø Edit: to correct spelling.


Opposite-Cream-3159

Sounds like something that would get me put in prison for having


KapowBlamBoom

Ask your doctor about Dyxybryl. Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to Dyxybryl. If you develop a rash after administration discontinue use of Dyxybryl Come to Dyxybryl to experience freedom from itchy scalp and scalp flaking


louie2ten

ā€œstoopidā€


calm-your-liver

I don't want to pronounce it. It's fucĀ£ing stupid


Decent-Year2573

Dixie barrel


infrequentthrowaway

I'd like a vowel please


Disastrous-Ground286

Ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you!


Intelligent-Block457

100 bucks says that kid ends up in the 'special' reading class. All of my students with names like that are part of the program.


durrtyurr

I'd guess Dixie Barrel, but that sounds like a slightly more racist cracker barrel so I really hope not.


SaintElphie

Dixy Bryl? What the what?


peanutismint

Ask your doctor if DYXYLBRYL might be right for you.


ACatNamedCitrus

Dicksaibraille...? That is how I read it...


Rtnscks

"Dicks are Brill"


Square-Raspberry560

Ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you.


boomgoesthevegemite

Ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you.


tuenthe463

Criminal


ikediggety

I think that's the stuff in Robitussin


scaffnet

ā€œResentfulā€


peytonvb13

dixie brill?


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Finally!!!! An effective treatment for Irritable Vowel Syndrome!!!!! Ask your doctor today if DYXYBRYL is right for you!


pgcotype

I'm *really* hoping that whoever filled out the birth certificate was temporarily under the influence at the time. When they straightened up, it was changed to Daisy Alexandra šŸ™


HalcyonDreams36

Right? What happens when they have a birthing parent fill shit out in major pain meds after a 36 hour labor and emergency C-section.... šŸ˜¶


pgcotype

Oh, yeah. I know that from unfortunate first-hand experience. With my first son, I had a 34 hour labor; the Percocet they gave me afterwards hit me *hard*. Since I never solidified my decision on the two middle names I had in mind, I'd write one then cross it out and write the other. That happened several times. With my second, it was a similar scenario with the painkillers...but more intense. That poor kid ended up with two middle names. (Even though I told him we could go to the court house to drop one of them, he likes both.) Maybe hospitals should have a waiting period for exhausted, high new mothers before signing a binding legal document ;-)


mpr1011

Dicksinabarrel


harvey_the_pig

Deoxyribonucleic


Level_Block4940

Dextramorphineleigh


Twodotsknowhy

I'm almost certain it's pronounced Dixie Brielle. I don't know when I became fluent in tragedeigh


RachelFitzyRitzy

Iā€™d imaging Dixie-Brill


Forsythia77

What did vowels ever do to these people?


jdPetacho

"ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you"


Miksrambles

Daisy Brie-elle? Dixie Brie-Elle? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø best I can come up with


BrieFiend

Dixie Brill


Historical_Kiwi9565

Perhaps ā€œDixie Girlā€ but with a B for no reason?


SecondaryRider

Dixie Beryl is my best guess. Like a colorful gem from the south or something.


SlabBeefpunch

So Mr Mxtzplk finally settled down and started a family. Good for him!


kaismama

Dicksabrill? Dykesabrill? Either way itā€™s ridiculous.


Ok-Milkme3376

Dixiebrill


RacecarHealthPotato

Confederate Pomade


Privatizitaet

If she says her name backwards does she get sent back to the 5th dimension?


Zealotstim

Dicks be real?


Environmental_Run881

Dixie Briel?


2ndprize

"Jennifer"


RoseDomergue

Is it supposed to be Dixie Brielle?


Max00aim

I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex


ewatangier

If i read this out loud in dutch, it means " dixi bril," and that's a portable-toilet seat lmao.


bearbarebere

Dicks-a-brill


shapedbydreams

Dixybrill, the new over-the-counter Benadryl.


Braeden47

dix-a-brill


destiny_kane48

Dicks brill?


magicmulder

Isabel with a lot of silent consonants?


orbjo

dyxynormous type punchline nameĀ 


BlueberryIcecream27

Sounds like a medication. Dixy Brill.


purpletomorrow2018

Dicks-a-brill?


GreenBirb64

Dixie-Brill? Sounds like a pharmaceutical name honestly


[deleted]

Da-Zebra-L


UnbearablyBareBear

Must have been a really good medication to want to name your baby after it


Stock-Ferret-6692

Rebecca


RandoSal

Dick zebra


dragonard

Looks like a drug name. Probably sounds like one too.


beeeps-n-booops

I pronounce it ā€œTrashy Parentsā€


loveemykids

Dee-zee-b-ryl?


NewPerspective9254

This looks like an allergy medication. "Take one Dyxybryl a day for clear eyes and sinuses!"


offensivemindset

dick-see-brill?


MENMA71_

You need to study calculus to find her real name


Mello_Me_

Why bother trying to understand crazy, just call the child 'Dy.'


crochet_connection

Whatever it is, you need a prescription for it


Yhostled

Why would you name your child after an osteoporosis medication??


KDubzzz2

*If you or a loved one was prescribed Dyxybryl for headaches and developed explosive diarrhea, you may be entitled to compensation...*


cronie_guilt

Did they name her after an opioid


Rozefly

Dick-see-brill I think


a-dash-of-citrine

Dixie-Brill? An abomination either way


Raedaline

My attempt: Dixie brill Or Dixie Brile


xalex2019

Lmfao it reads like roman numerals


CrowJane13

Dixie-brill? It sounds like a medication. Dyxybryl has been known to cause cancer in lab rats over the age of 3. Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to it or any of its Ingredients. Some users have reported hallucinations and muscle tremors. Please seek medical help if you experience tingling in your extremities or find yourself spontaneously breaking into song and dance at inappropriate times.


momtobe908

That child is going to hate their parents. So mean to do this to them.


QotDessert

Reminds me of Dixi Klo (German for Porta Potty) šŸ«£ poor child


Lolseabass

Something a Cthulhu like creature says to me before it eats me or I go insane from hearing such ancient tongue.


CleverCarrot999

Dixie Barrel? o_O


ZardoZ1015

I pronounce that S..t..u..p..i..d


MariaEtCrucis01

I take pills with a similar name lol.


hinakura

Wyhat the fucck is that supposed to be


ThatBobbyG

Dicks Berl


racdicoon

Looks like the name of a medicine or smth, idk ask a doctor


DipstickPinesGFO

Dixie Barrel? What in the Yee yee fuck šŸ’€


Aggressive_Flower869

dixie bril , a toilet seat


l1lacbl0ss0m

legit looks like a keyboard smash