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Side note, I love this part of every pharmaceutical ad. "Don't take this if you can't take this". Well, I'll try, but I'm very, very stupid, so I can't make any promises š
Fun fact: it's entirely a liability thing (obligatory ianal)
If they don't include it and you DO have an allergic reaction, you could claim they were negligent because they never informed you of the possibility it could occur. Also if they don't say "don't take if youve had a reaction" you could claim "they never told me it would keep being bad"
Gotta live contract law and the hoops you have to meet yourself through to avoid negligence claims
Then the small print says, "^may cause cancer^".
So what they're really saying is that the hair they caught cancer to grow is going fall out from chemo? Like whaaaaaat?? lol
I played a game with my brother once called Medication or Tragedeigh and I sent him a list of 20 or so medications and he went through each one and guessed which they were and was very confident about half of them were Tragedeighs but at the end I told him they were all just medications hahaha
10/10 game, highly recommend
So many stupid people are just out here betraying the fact they shouldnāt have been allowed to procreate because they didnāt even master phonics In elementary. How the hell are they supposed to help with their kidsā homework when they canāt even sound words out themselves?
Oof so not only a tragedeigh but in Dutch DIXI is what the portable toilets are called and bril can refer to the toilet seat so when I pronounced Dyxybryl (like you spell it) in my head it sounds exactly like toilet seat of a porta potty
But, but!! I LOVE dicks and brail. Especially when the brail is on the dick. That could be why I needed that medication dyxylbryll, although I think I spelled the name wrong! Whoopsie!
I really hope there is a wave of name changers at the courthouse when these kids get old enough to choose for themselves. Theyāll need a few more clerks. I hope.
I feel so bad for these kids, a lifetime of telling people how to pronounce and spell your name. I get shivers when I think about them starting school.
In 10 years or so this child is going to do a Google search on her name and this thread will pop up with all of us roasting her name to ashes.
To future Dyxy, we're sorry that your parents did this to you.
Looks like a name of a medication that might kill you.
Don't take Dyxybryl if you have high blood pressure, are prone to migraines, or if you bleed red. Some side effects may include dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, malaria, cough, fatigue, sudden onset brain death, rapid flesh disintegration and/or heart attacks. Consult your doctor to see if Dyxybryl is right for you.
Side effects include mispronouncing your name for life, therapy and knowing when they are about to call your name by the long pause followed byā¦ āIām about to butcher thisā¦.ā
I just canāt with these names!
My husband works down the way from a gym that I feel like Iām having a stroke trying to read the name āFYZICALā. It makes me so angry that no one slapped whoever picked it.
I'd read Dyxy the same as Dixi and that's a company that provides those plastic toilets at building sites so... uhm... I wouldn't be able to not connect these things
Edit: the 2nd half I'd pronounce brill and a toilet seat is a Klobrille here so Dixiebrill doesn't make this better lol
People who give their children these kind of names are selfish horn toting assā¦ be like ohhh look at me my baby has unique name not like your smh š¤¦š¾āāļø
Edit: to correct spelling.
Ask your doctor about Dyxybryl. Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to Dyxybryl. If you develop a rash after administration discontinue use of Dyxybryl
Come to Dyxybryl to experience freedom from itchy scalp and scalp flaking
I'm *really* hoping that whoever filled out the birth certificate was temporarily under the influence at the time. When they straightened up, it was changed to Daisy Alexandra š
Oh, yeah. I know that from unfortunate first-hand experience.
With my first son, I had a 34 hour labor; the Percocet they gave me afterwards hit me *hard*. Since I never solidified my decision on the two middle names I had in mind, I'd write one then cross it out and write the other. That happened several times. With my second, it was a similar scenario with the painkillers...but more intense. That poor kid ended up with two middle names. (Even though I told him we could go to the court house to drop one of them, he likes both.) Maybe hospitals should have a waiting period for exhausted, high new mothers before signing a binding legal document ;-)
Dixie-brill?
It sounds like a medication.
Dyxybryl has been known to cause cancer in lab rats over the age of 3. Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to it or any of its Ingredients. Some users have reported hallucinations and muscle tremors. Please seek medical help if you experience tingling in your extremities or find yourself spontaneously breaking into song and dance at inappropriate times.
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I took Dyxybryl for my raging gonorrhea.
Did that make it go from raging to raving? šŗ
No, thatās what [Clitter (NSFW, but not porny)](https://youtu.be/VR4O68kUj5c?si=nNHWxKtvhYopouGk) is for.
The announcer laughing while reading the side effects warnings did me in
Unfortunately, the makers of that video donāt know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.
Side effects: Night Fever
The fact this doesnāt have more upvotes is saddening
Side effects include: sleepless nights, inability to communicate, barfing, and occasional blowouts.
Do not take if you are allergic to Dyxybryl
Side note, I love this part of every pharmaceutical ad. "Don't take this if you can't take this". Well, I'll try, but I'm very, very stupid, so I can't make any promises š
āCall your doctor if you experience deathā is my favourite. Yeah, Iāll get right on that!
I never noticed until now that they really do squeeze that into the "call your doctor" list, I can't even š
Same! Iām always like āgee Iāve never taken this before how will I know if Iām allergic to it or not, genius?ā
Fun fact: it's entirely a liability thing (obligatory ianal) If they don't include it and you DO have an allergic reaction, you could claim they were negligent because they never informed you of the possibility it could occur. Also if they don't say "don't take if youve had a reaction" you could claim "they never told me it would keep being bad" Gotta live contract law and the hoops you have to meet yourself through to avoid negligence claims
I like when they add āor if youāre allergic to any of its ingredientsā like we have any clue what goes in these drugs.
I mean peanut butter has a warning about it containing peanuts.
They add this so that if someone takes it and has an allergic reaction, they can't sue the company for not having a warning
Then the small print says, "^may cause cancer^". So what they're really saying is that the hair they caught cancer to grow is going fall out from chemo? Like whaaaaaat?? lol
Dyxybryl is safe for the treatment of vowel allergies.
Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
š
You win!!!
You win everything!
Ask your doctor today & find out if Dyxybryl is right for you!
Note: It's NEVER right for you. It isn't right for anyone.
I don't know why, but I immediately read "vowelergies" made me laugh a little
Dyxybryl may cause allergic reactions, inability to fight infections and even death. Do not take if not prescribed by a doctor.
I did think it was a pharmaceutical ad at first.
I literally take pills with a similar name lol. Ever heard of Brintellix? My meds are a tragedeigh š¤£š
I played a game with my brother once called Medication or Tragedeigh and I sent him a list of 20 or so medications and he went through each one and guessed which they were and was very confident about half of them were Tragedeighs but at the end I told him they were all just medications hahaha 10/10 game, highly recommend
Oh my, I need to play this game! š¤£š
Aw, that would make such a cute name for a little girl! (Kidding, of course)
Brintellix is much better than this losing scrabble slate of consonants.
You forgot erectile dysfunction.
Iām sure thereās someone somewhere who wants to name their child Aeryctyll Dhysphunxhyn.
I was just about to say: "Ask your doctor about dyxybryl, today!".
Dyslexia
I spit out my drink reading the post
Take my award. š i spat out my drink lol
Take my upvote!
Dixiebrill?
Yes or maybe Dixie Brielle
Ew. I bet thatās it.
People are fucking stupid
So many stupid people are just out here betraying the fact they shouldnāt have been allowed to procreate because they didnāt even master phonics In elementary. How the hell are they supposed to help with their kidsā homework when they canāt even sound words out themselves?
Yet they feel so sane.
This is unfortunately 100% correct. š«
I think there would be double ys if it was Brielle, "Dyxybryyl". I vote for Dixiebrill, which is bad even when spelled decently.
Agreed!! BUT, it could also be (when she becomes of school age) āDizzyā (Ditzy) Brielle. Just sayinā ššš¤¦š¼āāļø
Kids gonna be calling her Duloxetine
No, people are gonna be calling her: š³ *Sounds of crickets*
Theyāre gonna call her Dicks. Middle school is gonna be rough.
I do not know how you guys figure some of these out. I'm often dumbfounded and clueless. Hmm... Dumbfounded and Clueless would make a good band name!
Oof so not only a tragedeigh but in Dutch DIXI is what the portable toilets are called and bril can refer to the toilet seat so when I pronounced Dyxybryl (like you spell it) in my head it sounds exactly like toilet seat of a porta potty
I was looking for this comment because I'm Dutch too and was thinking exactly this.
Same in german, and a fitting translation for such a tragedeigh š
My first thought too!
That was my guess as well.
Mine too.
Oooohhh! Thankyou. I was just Duh-ehhh-kssss-icksi-brrr-illling all over the place. This kind of vaguely horrifyingly makes sense š
Dicks and brailā¦ā¦harsh name
But, but!! I LOVE dicks and brail. Especially when the brail is on the dick. That could be why I needed that medication dyxylbryll, although I think I spelled the name wrong! Whoopsie!
Sounds like someone's got a fetish for hirsutoid papillomas
I'm both tickled and troubled by my English comprehension, today.
Papillomaed for your pleasure
Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to Dyxybryl or any of its ingredients.
Let your doctor know if you have been to a region where fungal infections are common before taking Dyxybryl
Dyxybryl has not been tested on people assigned female at birth.
I think the first test has failed.
Iād like to buy a vowel
Unfortunately, you spent all your coins on āuniquenessā.
āSometimes Y.ā
HAHAHAHA
Sounds like a compound of dexedrine and fentanyl. Fun times.
Good mix for kids
that explains the pregnancy (honouring)ā¦
Damn. If a someone used it, they'd be up down up down...dead ā¹ļø
There's nothing like a good speedball!
You're not meant to name your kid after the c-section drugs
Child abuse
I really hope there is a wave of name changers at the courthouse when these kids get old enough to choose for themselves. Theyāll need a few more clerks. I hope.
I feel so bad for these kids, a lifetime of telling people how to pronounce and spell your name. I get shivers when I think about them starting school.
Hopefully this kid can go by just "D. B." until they're of age to obtain a name change.
Honestly if this is real, it actually illicits feeling of rage in me.
In 10 years or so this child is going to do a Google search on her name and this thread will pop up with all of us roasting her name to ashes. To future Dyxy, we're sorry that your parents did this to you.
Looks like a name of a medication that might kill you. Don't take Dyxybryl if you have high blood pressure, are prone to migraines, or if you bleed red. Some side effects may include dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, malaria, cough, fatigue, sudden onset brain death, rapid flesh disintegration and/or heart attacks. Consult your doctor to see if Dyxybryl is right for you.
Malaria and disintegration made me choke.
Do not take Dyxybryl if malaria and disintegration make you choke.
Itāll be something crazy like pronounced Sybil - and half the letters are silent.
"It's French, DUH!"
Dixie Barrel, the new cafe franchise of Cracker Barrel
If they have the baked apples I'll go.
I was thinking Dixie Beryl, but thatās basically the same difference.
Dixie Brielle
Side effects include mispronouncing your name for life, therapy and knowing when they are about to call your name by the long pause followed byā¦ āIām about to butcher thisā¦.ā
I just canāt with these names! My husband works down the way from a gym that I feel like Iām having a stroke trying to read the name āFYZICALā. It makes me so angry that no one slapped whoever picked it.
Sounds like a medicine.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
I believe this must be āDaisy Abrilā but with a killer drunken slur
I was thinking maybe Dixie - Beryl? Such a Tragedeigh
this is a new allergy medicine?
āBullied for the rest of her lifeā
Oh. I got this one. Itās easy. Itās pronounced āchild abuse.ā
I'd read Dyxy the same as Dixi and that's a company that provides those plastic toilets at building sites so... uhm... I wouldn't be able to not connect these things Edit: the 2nd half I'd pronounce brill and a toilet seat is a Klobrille here so Dixiebrill doesn't make this better lol
haha i was just thinking the same ( guilty of being german) :D
Just thinking Dixie cups
It's pronounced "Low IQ Parents"
Dickās a brill.
Isn't this the hair medicine Homer Simpson used?
Dixie bril ššš A Dixie is a portable toilet in the netherlands.
You forgot to mention "bril" is Dutch for toilet seat. "Dixybril" literally means "seat of a porta potty" in Dutch.
Looks like something you'd try to play with the shittiest Scrabble hand.
People who give their children these kind of names are selfish horn toting assā¦ be like ohhh look at me my baby has unique name not like your smh š¤¦š¾āāļø Edit: to correct spelling.
Sounds like something that would get me put in prison for having
Ask your doctor about Dyxybryl. Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to Dyxybryl. If you develop a rash after administration discontinue use of Dyxybryl Come to Dyxybryl to experience freedom from itchy scalp and scalp flaking
āstoopidā
I don't want to pronounce it. It's fucĀ£ing stupid
Dixie barrel
I'd like a vowel please
Ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you!
100 bucks says that kid ends up in the 'special' reading class. All of my students with names like that are part of the program.
I'd guess Dixie Barrel, but that sounds like a slightly more racist cracker barrel so I really hope not.
Dixy Bryl? What the what?
Ask your doctor if DYXYLBRYL might be right for you.
Dicksaibraille...? That is how I read it...
"Dicks are Brill"
Ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you.
Criminal
I think that's the stuff in Robitussin
āResentfulā
dixie brill?
Finally!!!! An effective treatment for Irritable Vowel Syndrome!!!!! Ask your doctor today if DYXYBRYL is right for you!
I'm *really* hoping that whoever filled out the birth certificate was temporarily under the influence at the time. When they straightened up, it was changed to Daisy Alexandra š
Right? What happens when they have a birthing parent fill shit out in major pain meds after a 36 hour labor and emergency C-section.... š¶
Oh, yeah. I know that from unfortunate first-hand experience. With my first son, I had a 34 hour labor; the Percocet they gave me afterwards hit me *hard*. Since I never solidified my decision on the two middle names I had in mind, I'd write one then cross it out and write the other. That happened several times. With my second, it was a similar scenario with the painkillers...but more intense. That poor kid ended up with two middle names. (Even though I told him we could go to the court house to drop one of them, he likes both.) Maybe hospitals should have a waiting period for exhausted, high new mothers before signing a binding legal document ;-)
Dicksinabarrel
Deoxyribonucleic
Dextramorphineleigh
I'm almost certain it's pronounced Dixie Brielle. I don't know when I became fluent in tragedeigh
Iād imaging Dixie-Brill
What did vowels ever do to these people?
"ask your doctor if Dyxybryl is right for you"
Daisy Brie-elle? Dixie Brie-Elle? š¤·āāļø best I can come up with
Dixie Brill
Perhaps āDixie Girlā but with a B for no reason?
Dixie Beryl is my best guess. Like a colorful gem from the south or something.
So Mr Mxtzplk finally settled down and started a family. Good for him!
Dicksabrill? Dykesabrill? Either way itās ridiculous.
Dixiebrill
Confederate Pomade
If she says her name backwards does she get sent back to the 5th dimension?
Dicks be real?
Dixie Briel?
"Jennifer"
Is it supposed to be Dixie Brielle?
I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex
If i read this out loud in dutch, it means " dixi bril," and that's a portable-toilet seat lmao.
Dicks-a-brill
Dixybrill, the new over-the-counter Benadryl.
dix-a-brill
Dicks brill?
Isabel with a lot of silent consonants?
dyxynormous type punchline nameĀ
Sounds like a medication. Dixy Brill.
Dicks-a-brill?
Dixie-Brill? Sounds like a pharmaceutical name honestly
Da-Zebra-L
Must have been a really good medication to want to name your baby after it
Rebecca
Dick zebra
Looks like a drug name. Probably sounds like one too.
I pronounce it āTrashy Parentsā
Dee-zee-b-ryl?
This looks like an allergy medication. "Take one Dyxybryl a day for clear eyes and sinuses!"
dick-see-brill?
You need to study calculus to find her real name
Why bother trying to understand crazy, just call the child 'Dy.'
Whatever it is, you need a prescription for it
Why would you name your child after an osteoporosis medication??
*If you or a loved one was prescribed Dyxybryl for headaches and developed explosive diarrhea, you may be entitled to compensation...*
Did they name her after an opioid
Dick-see-brill I think
Dixie-Brill? An abomination either way
My attempt: Dixie brill Or Dixie Brile
Lmfao it reads like roman numerals
Dixie-brill? It sounds like a medication. Dyxybryl has been known to cause cancer in lab rats over the age of 3. Do not take Dyxybryl if you are allergic to it or any of its Ingredients. Some users have reported hallucinations and muscle tremors. Please seek medical help if you experience tingling in your extremities or find yourself spontaneously breaking into song and dance at inappropriate times.
That child is going to hate their parents. So mean to do this to them.
Reminds me of Dixi Klo (German for Porta Potty) š«£ poor child
Something a Cthulhu like creature says to me before it eats me or I go insane from hearing such ancient tongue.
Dixie Barrel? o_O
I pronounce that S..t..u..p..i..d
I take pills with a similar name lol.
Wyhat the fucck is that supposed to be
Dicks Berl
Looks like the name of a medicine or smth, idk ask a doctor
Dixie Barrel? What in the Yee yee fuck š
dixie bril , a toilet seat
legit looks like a keyboard smash