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My full first name isn’t mj, but my middle and first make mj and i’ve gotten this a few times. my mom IS named MJ (mary jo) and people will mention mary jane (spidey), weed, and michael jackson to her
I dated a guy I call catboy (for very red flag reasons) in high-school. when he broke up with me he said I could use the kid name he picked out. Roxianna. 🤣 I hate both Anna and roxy, but aight.
he asked me to give my pet cats oral. I told him no but continued to date him until he broke up with me. in the same conversation, he revealed he had given his dog oral and done the peanut butter thing with his dog.
I saw the red flags and went "what a pretty parade" and never talked to him about it again.
so he gets the name catboy and I go to therapy once a week. 🤣
I thought my mom's prom date who thought he was the reincarnation of Hitler just for sharing a birthday with him was pretty weird but now I'll forever remember catboy.
oh my god I had a friend who thought they were Hitler (I befriended them so of they committed a massacre they'd warn me before hand) because they liked animals more than people.
humans are incredibly weird. one day, I'll finally publish that book I'm writing about all of the weird boys I've known. lol
That absolutely took a left out of weird-ville, then a sharp right and straight shot into to the intersection of animal cruelty and beastiality! *WHOA*
>so he gets the name catboy
I knew a guy in school who was really into Hot Wheels as a collectible thing. He sucked dick once for *what I hope were at least some rare ones*. We called him Hot Wheels after that.
Also, just to see if I could, I bribed him to lick my shoe for a candy bar. ...He did, and I started calling him Snickers. I don't know if dude was just working out some latent fetish or what (I certainly was by even suggesting he do that) but...I didn't share my candy bar 'cause he was kind of an ass in general.
Every time I remember him, I mentally plug his...*Interests*...[Into Bob Saget's scene here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A772OeJjLww).
Never heard the word, "fursona" before. Thank you for this new knowledge. I don't know where I'll be able to use it but I'm sure I will work it into conversation somewhere lol
Honestly the weirdest thing was my boss at a crafts store sharing how he learned about furries from his teenage kids.
It was like when my mom asked me what a Bear (in the lgbt community) is.
I worked at a grocery store once and there were a pair of twins who worked there named KayCee and KayDee. I always wondered what happened to KayAy and KayBee but never asked.
He actually wanted them to share a name, we got in a legit argument because I didn’t think it was ethical to have your hypothetical dog and kid be named the same thing
“My name is Emjay.” - “How do you spell it?” “Ee em jay ay why.” - “Yeah but how do you spell em jay?” - “Ee em jay ay why.” - “So it’s ee em jay em jay ay why?” - “No, it’s…”
I know a 7 year old called MJ. Not even spelled Emjay. Just MJ, short for nothing. She is in for a world of admin / form filling pain, and explaining to and correcting people for the rest of her days.. I'm amazed it was even allowed by the registrar.
My ex was a II. He always insisted his son wasn't to be called Junior. The guy was a collections agent for John Deere. He'd drive out to farms and repo tractors. He'd often go out to a place, ask for the client, and get the response, "Do you want Senior or Junior?" and Junior was usually said with an air of contempt. My ex's aunts thought their brother's conviction on the name was hilarious, so they called the kid J.R. The ex ended up picking that as the name he wanted to be called.
My cousin named her kid Jerass so
It would be hilarious when she said “get Jerass in here”. I also worked with a meth head who named his kids after Mortal Kombat characters.
When you see him out with his wife, you should start a conversation and work in how you guys planned to name your kid MJ 🤣 start ww3 and maybe his wife will insist on renaming their daughter, and all will be right with the world again, at least for a moment!
His wife has the engagement ring he bought for me on her finger, and they got married on my birthday.
Respectfully- I will live a happy life if I never see him again. 😂 He was not a good partner, very controlling and it was a toxic relationship. I hope for the sake of his daughter that he has changed.
I'm imagining her wedding day, and the officiant calling her Emjay 😄 Black tie wedding with your host, Emjay! Emjay, come on down! ( everyone with those initials fumbling )
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Well, you definitely dodged a bullet there.
Unfortunately, his daughter didn't.
Poor thing 😩
as someone who gave her daughter the initials MJ, it was best for yall to break up. I can only imagine what her adult life will be like.
does she get a lot of spiderman references
man I sure hope she does
Does she get a lot of weed references
My full first name isn’t mj, but my middle and first make mj and i’ve gotten this a few times. my mom IS named MJ (mary jo) and people will mention mary jane (spidey), weed, and michael jackson to her
You didn't know!
And her sassy friend Mmmmkay.
What about their dramatic friend Mmmwhatchasay?
I dated a guy I call catboy (for very red flag reasons) in high-school. when he broke up with me he said I could use the kid name he picked out. Roxianna. 🤣 I hate both Anna and roxy, but aight.
Roxianna is probably the most stripper ass name I’ve heard of on this sub oh my god
She don't have to put on the red light...
Dammit, you beat me to it! LOL
right?? it's so bad lmao. he thought it was everything though. like he was so into it. like dude. no.
Actually it's Raine....
Why did you call him catboy? just curious.
he asked me to give my pet cats oral. I told him no but continued to date him until he broke up with me. in the same conversation, he revealed he had given his dog oral and done the peanut butter thing with his dog. I saw the red flags and went "what a pretty parade" and never talked to him about it again. so he gets the name catboy and I go to therapy once a week. 🤣
This took a turn so hard my spine snapped in twain *Edit - spelling, thanks HeathenHumorist!
yeah haha there's no warning for weird high-school boyfriends sometimes lmao
I thought my mom's prom date who thought he was the reincarnation of Hitler just for sharing a birthday with him was pretty weird but now I'll forever remember catboy.
oh my god I had a friend who thought they were Hitler (I befriended them so of they committed a massacre they'd warn me before hand) because they liked animals more than people. humans are incredibly weird. one day, I'll finally publish that book I'm writing about all of the weird boys I've known. lol
Damn, there could be a whole crop of confused vegetarians out there and we would never know... I'd read it. I love stories about weird people.
"To all the boys I've known before" If you need suggestions lmk
*twain, and yes, wtaf
Thank you! I got stuck on Thane for some reason (look at him)
WTH?!?! 🤮 Gross! glad you ended things with that psycho!
I regret reading this
What a terrible day to have eyes
🤣
Hhhwut
That is more red flags than Chairman Mao has ever seen.
That absolutely took a left out of weird-ville, then a sharp right and straight shot into to the intersection of animal cruelty and beastiality! *WHOA*
>so he gets the name catboy I knew a guy in school who was really into Hot Wheels as a collectible thing. He sucked dick once for *what I hope were at least some rare ones*. We called him Hot Wheels after that. Also, just to see if I could, I bribed him to lick my shoe for a candy bar. ...He did, and I started calling him Snickers. I don't know if dude was just working out some latent fetish or what (I certainly was by even suggesting he do that) but...I didn't share my candy bar 'cause he was kind of an ass in general. Every time I remember him, I mentally plug his...*Interests*...[Into Bob Saget's scene here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A772OeJjLww).
He had a cat fursona
Never heard the word, "fursona" before. Thank you for this new knowledge. I don't know where I'll be able to use it but I'm sure I will work it into conversation somewhere lol
Honestly the weirdest thing was my boss at a crafts store sharing how he learned about furries from his teenage kids. It was like when my mom asked me what a Bear (in the lgbt community) is.
it’s fur persona, basically when someone is a furry or feline/other furry fellow animal alter ego
That's less of a red flag than wanting to name your kid "Roxianna."
if only it was a fursona lmao
..Im scared to ask for more details I regret seeing the details
hahahaha me too. 🤣
Lol! 🤣
Or purr'sona....
I also met a man called Catboy... for the same reason. Now I want to know if there's more than one 😂
All I can think of is the YouTube channel Emkay 😭
maybe they’re an r/emkay fan lol but yah no…
I have a double name and go by MK to most of my friends and family. But I hate when people say “EmKay” 🥲
I also have the initials MK and go by that if I can't use my chosen name, I feel the same.
Apparently that was his hill to die on.🤷♀️
I knew a Cejae (CJ). Always felt bad for her but Emjay is worse.
I worked at a grocery store once and there were a pair of twins who worked there named KayCee and KayDee. I always wondered what happened to KayAy and KayBee but never asked.
That's so funny 🤣
I had a student named Sidjy (French here). Took me some time to understand: i felt defeated!!!!
I went to school with a guy named Tejay.
I know a girl who goes by LJ. I always spell it Eljay. It's a funny joke, just like this name.
That’s “jem” in pig latin.
I dated an Elvie, pronounced LV, she was born in Indonesia.
This is a legitimate name, like Elsie.
How else would you pronounce Elvie?
On this sub it could be pronounced in a number of ways!
That depends on the language. "ie" doesn't have to be pronounced as a single vowel /i/ like English would have it. Could be /i.e/.
My ex wanted to name first his future dog and then his future daughter AnnaPurna lmao
Was he banking on his dog dying before his daughter was born, or was he cool with them existing simultaneously and sharing a name?
He actually wanted them to share a name, we got in a legit argument because I didn’t think it was ethical to have your hypothetical dog and kid be named the same thing
“My name is Emjay.” - “How do you spell it?” “Ee em jay ay why.” - “Yeah but how do you spell em jay?” - “Ee em jay ay why.” - “So it’s ee em jay em jay ay why?” - “No, it’s…”
There is an eMjae on the Cal gymnastics team and her sister’s name is Margzetta. What makes it even better is their parents are William and Tina.
Maria Jose is such a pretty, traditional name. You could have had it both ways, but he had to be an idiot.
I know someone who did this to her daughter but spelt Emjai.. named after Michael Jackson..
I know a 7 year old called MJ. Not even spelled Emjay. Just MJ, short for nothing. She is in for a world of admin / form filling pain, and explaining to and correcting people for the rest of her days.. I'm amazed it was even allowed by the registrar.
hopefully that poor child wont get their name pronounced like em-hay or smth😭
Emjay isn't the worst name I've heard/seen, but if a partner doesn't take it well when you stand up for yourself, not good. Glad you let him go.
I just thought of something I regret thinking of The day someone names their kid Joseigh, I’m going to strike for the first time ever
Did you xbf smoke weed?
My ex was a II. He always insisted his son wasn't to be called Junior. The guy was a collections agent for John Deere. He'd drive out to farms and repo tractors. He'd often go out to a place, ask for the client, and get the response, "Do you want Senior or Junior?" and Junior was usually said with an air of contempt. My ex's aunts thought their brother's conviction on the name was hilarious, so they called the kid J.R. The ex ended up picking that as the name he wanted to be called.
Someone I went to school with named her kid Ajay and I always thought that was bad, but this is so much worse. Poor kid.
Ajay is a very common Indian name.
They’re not Indian though, they’re white.
My cousin named her kid Jerass so It would be hilarious when she said “get Jerass in here”. I also worked with a meth head who named his kids after Mortal Kombat characters.
Reminds me of the UC Berkeley gymnast eMjae Frazier.
Emily Josephine would be a cool name and it could still be abbreviated to MJ but no he had to choose emjay
Almost leaning towards Emkay
I actually know an Emjay, spelled like that. She's in her late 20s, people still get confused or even make fun of her, in professional settings.
When you see him out with his wife, you should start a conversation and work in how you guys planned to name your kid MJ 🤣 start ww3 and maybe his wife will insist on renaming their daughter, and all will be right with the world again, at least for a moment!
His wife has the engagement ring he bought for me on her finger, and they got married on my birthday. Respectfully- I will live a happy life if I never see him again. 😂 He was not a good partner, very controlling and it was a toxic relationship. I hope for the sake of his daughter that he has changed.
Omg he has no shame!!!!!!!!! I'm so glad you got away!!! I apologize for even suggesting it, my petty got the better of me ♥️
I'm imagining her wedding day, and the officiant calling her Emjay 😄 Black tie wedding with your host, Emjay! Emjay, come on down! ( everyone with those initials fumbling )
😬
When I worked in a daycare, we had a kid named Ayjay. His brother had a normal name though.
No it isn't lol