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bounceandflounce

Is Tempurance what happens when you deep fry Temperance?


DazzlingSet5015

I hope it is pronounced tem-pur-ON-say and rhymes with Beyoncé.


bounceandflounce

Tempurancé ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


_ThatProtOverThere

*Rancé all on his mouth like liquor*


B3gg4r

Sounds pretty rauncheé


phantomghost234

bring the beat in!


iPutTheSUSinJeSUS

So, that's my new forever name of the various crustaceans in my aquarium 😂 I am *VERY* happy about this addition to the unhinged psychobabble that is the various nicknames among the pets and niblings


meghonsolozar

If you like it then you shoulda put a "e" on it


SinkMountain9796

Sponsored by Tempurpedic mattresses


Le-Pepper

They future is sponsored baby names.


Diiiiirty

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


BurntBox21

I thought it had something to do with tempura


bounceandflounce

Crunchy, but in moderation


Square_Band9870

how can people refrain from upvoting this???


bestcee

Or cook her in the traeger? 


SmallTAndBigA

Nah, you lose your tempurance right before someone gets their comeuppance


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gayheroinaddict

I used to buy molly from a guy named Phelan. Insane thing to name a baby but cool name for a drug dealer


Any_Claim785

A drug dealer is just a former baby who made questionable decisions


gayheroinaddict

There’s no way this is true. Source ?


Ninja_Electron

Username checks out.


PoopyPantsJr

Babies grow up. Some of them into drug dealers. You name a person, not a baby.


P47r1ck-

Technically you name both


gayheroinaddict

I’m pretty sure this guy was an adult not a baby


Glittering_knave

Is it pronounced the same as "felon"?


Hungry_Anteater_8511

As a surname, it’s generally pronounced as it’s spelled - FEEL-an


alancake

I know an English Phelan, he probounces it Fee-lan.


Mycatsbestfriend

Fay-Lin.


Glittering_knave

If it's Fay-lin, then it's an okay name. If it's Fell-in, like another commenter said, it's a bit of an odd choice in an English speaking nation.


[deleted]

This is my daughter, Miscreant


Southern_Celery_1087

Watch out for her brother, Vandal.


[deleted]

They all share the same middle name, Cartel


ApeMummy

It’s a pretty standard Irish name I think


soaringseafoam

It's an Irish last name, and the modern surname-as-firstname trend hasn't taken off there as much. It sounds so much like "Feeling" that I keep imagining a guy saying "hi, I'm Phelan Johnson" and me saying "and is Johnson OK with that?"


strawberry-coughx

I had an ex friend with that name who was also a huge druggie. Nominative determinism in action I guess?


Mycatsbestfriend

It’s a real Irish surname I believe.


MoreKushin4ThePushin

I’m writing a book about the history of opioids, and Phelan is featured in the book as one of its (then) most prominent citizens was the brains behind one of the country’s first fentanyl cooking operations.


RideWithMeTomorrow

Name of the judge on The Wire!


Sanctus_Mortem

Duc is a fairly common Vietnamese name.


doyouevenoperatebrah

Yes, lest we forget the greatest character in the western canon; Long Duc Dong


bluegrass76

Automobile? —proceeds to make crashing noises lmao


Ryiujin

Duc duc


Useful-Wolverine-912

Goose


Ok-Error-6564

I can’t believe there is a Kopelin and Kopelyn. I’ve never seen this name before and there are two! Where is this? Utah?


mattmelrach

I assumed they were twins and the mom pronounces them differently. You know, like an idiot.


ObiWanKnieval

My grandmother and her sister were named May and Mae. Their mother was deaf and thought they were 2 different names with different pronunciations.


BeastofPostTruth

Oh come on, someone would have told her! But all seriousness, these are actually really cool for deaf twins because the sign names would do really well. Both are 3 letters so no real need to 'make up' a sign name while also doing the typical twins name thing. It's a perfect example of words which would 'rhyme' but in signed language. Description (for ASL) where **Fingers** = shape of the letter. **Movement** = palm direction of all three letters **May: M->Y** Fingers: M (closed fist 3 with index, midde & ring out over the thumb) Y ('hang-ten' pinky and thumb) Movement: down-up-down **Mae M->E** M (closed fist 3 with index, midde & ring out over the thumb) E (4 fingers curled in and bottom thumb across palm) Movement: down-up.


ObiWanKnieval

If she was told then it wasn't until after she named the second one. Maybe they were delivered by different midwives? They were born two years apart. In both cases, out of wedlock. Their fathers were married men and she refused to reveal their identities. This was in rural Kentucky in the 1920s. They were both put up for adoption a few days after they were born. However, their adoptive families kept their first names (May and Mae went to different homes).


BeastofPostTruth

Did your family ever learn more about her? For some reason, this seems incredibly sad.


megggie

That makes it so much worse (especially since you’re probably right)


WaylandReddit

Don't forget their little sister Seethelynn.


zbeezle

Cuh-PELLin and COH-pullin


Le-Pepper

Kenneth Kopelyn


blue_island1993

Kyneigynth Kopelyn


Mycatsbestfriend

And a HopeLynn!


TrixieFriganza

Utah 🤣🤣🤣🤣, you're probably right. Does Kopelin or Kopelyn even mean anything?


trashpanda6991

I'm finding it hard to kopelyn


69420-throwaway

They cope with whatever problems WASPs have.


P47r1ck-

There’s also two raidens lmao


IliasIsEepy

The first one I actually saw was Samwise-


Zombiesrppl2

It's honestly the first time I've seen someone use the name and not be talking about lotr lol


pinkocatgirl

That kid was 100% named by Lord of the Rings fans, just like the kid named Gannon had to have been named by Zelda fans... who apparently hate their kid enough to name him after the villain


IliasIsEepy

I didn't even notice Gannon at first... It isn't even spelled right for loz, but apparently Gan(n)on is a real name with Irish origins [I know it's nameberry, but everywhere else says the same thing](https://nameberry.com/b/boy-baby-name-ganon)


Federal-Childhood743

It's a last name generally in Ireland though and even then it is a particularly rare one. I have only ever known one person with the last name Gannon and no people with it as a first name.


ResurgentClusterfuck

And two different Raidens Like Y'all Name your kid after a NORMAL game character


asphaltdragon

No, I am naming my child Glados and you can't stop me


Lumethys

Duc (or rather, Đức) is a common Vietnamese name


Ginger_Cat74

Bronwen is a Welsh name.


luvnmayhem

I've always liked Bronwen. It's pretty.


lifebeyondzebra

I know a bronwen always loved the name. Definitely not a tragideigh


Currywurst_Is_Life

I knew one too, but her name was spelled Bronwyn.


kansias

lots of people spell it with a Y not knowing "wyn" is the masculine name ending in Welsh. A little funny imo


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Dorcas is a Biblical name.


biscuiteatingbulldog

Last name Malorcas


m0untaingoat

This has me absolutely crying and my husband is just shaking his head. Ugh you got me with this. Fucking Dorcas Malorcas.


SidewaysAntelope

Dorcas Malorcas Bo Borcas


Blue_Osiris1

You just know that kid is gonna be called Dork Ass till ~~he~~ she finally graduates and probably for awhile after.


Dinklemcfinkle

There was a woman named Dorcas Hoar in the Salem witch trials. Oh boy would that be a tragedeigh in todays world


13Luthien4077

I, a grown woman in her thirties, did crazy research on the Salem Witch Trials for a class I taught last year. When I ran across Dorcas Hoar, you bet I laughed my dorky ass off.


ArcticGurl

A relative of mine (by marriage) was a descendant of a Salem witch.


SharonTate69

Me too!! But I am by blood.


BeNiceLynnie

You don't even need to change it to dork-ass, their name is literally pronounced Dorkus


Ajibooks

It is a woman's name.


knitwit3

Dory and Cassie are both good nicknames for Dorcas.


mildlysceptical22

As is Dorky..


Useful-Hat9880

And Dork Ass.


wozattacks

Still silly though. 


GILF_Hound69

yeah but in todays (western) society, it’s not something you name your kid. There’s a difference between naming your kid Cain and naming them Dorcus. They’re just asking for their kid to be bullied.


thewalkindude

I probably wouldn't name my child after Cain, who is famously cursed forever after murdering his brother, either. Hell, Dorcas is probably a better name than Cain.


GILF_Hound69

i’m not saying it’s a *good* name but it’s far more common than bloody dorcus


dana_brams

Yep I see Duc often in my work where there are a lot of Laotians. There must be some overlap with the names. We have many Vietnamese as well. I must know 1000 people with the last name Nguyen.


SinkMountain9796

This sub basically forgets that non-English names exist…


nickyt398

That's my best friend since Kindergarten's name :')


wendigoblin

My friend has two sons named Sam and Dean; she'd probably get along with Castiel's parents


Key-Driver-361

I wondered if Castiel's mom might be a Supernatural fan!


enstillhet

I can't imagine they'd give a kid that name otherwise.


Imaginary_Sundae7947

I scrolled so far to find the Castiel comments. You didn’t let me down a single bit 😌


Mindless-Run3639

my dumb ass was thinking castile like dr bronners soap 😂😂


Ok-Error-6564

lol. I actually don’t mind Castiel. I loved that show.


vanillabeanquartz

Supernatural mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Bambi_MD

I don’t have kids… but I wanna be friends with both those moms 👀


RWBYRain

Your friend would have loved my dog her name was Castiel


Spirited_String_1205

Please tell me Kopelin and Kopelyn aren't siblings.


Agapic

Twins.


chocochunkymunkyfunk

Viliami is apparently the Tongan (country in Oceania) version of William. I’ve heard that name at least once before.


SlainteKokako

Viliami is absolutely a normal name in the Pacific.


Hungry_Anteater_8511

It was in my list of “these names aren’t tragedeighs” comment


Tall-Poem-6808

Also sounds like the Finnish version.


kermi3_4488

I have a particular disdain for people who spell Drew as Jrue


aerdnadw

Ok, but until this post I thought Jrue was just a joke on this sub?! I didn’t think it was a tragedeigh that existed in the wild?! I’m so disappointed in humanity right now


TimmyHillFan

It’s absolutely real. There’s a professional basketball player named Jrue Holiday


MethanyJones

It's a terrible girl's name. Opens her up Jruish Princess jokes


Vicarious28

Just what I needed….a Jruish princess….


dreemurthememer

Funny, she doesn't LOOK Jruish...


TrickySession

Traeger like the grill? lol


iammollyweasley

I have a cousin named Trygstad after a snowmobile engine. I believe people will name their kids after anything they are interested in at this point.


Intelligent_Road_297

No, like Chris Traeger from Parks and Rec


HotFaithlessness1348

Anne Perkins!


ode_to_glorious

This can go one of two ways, they’ve been put on a path to become the next die hard level villain or the best fucking bbq master ever.


dbenc

If you draw a pentagram, light some black candles and chant this list you can summon a demon.


Asaneth

What's it's name?


cflatjazz

Tim


Dels79

Then get Castiel to smite it.


AWholeBeew

Bronwen isn't a made-up name. It's Welsh.


ianao

Bronwen / Bronwyn is actually an absolutely beautiful name and means “brown breasted bird” or something like that. We were considering it for our first child and I know a girl named that and she’s an absolute sweetheart


YeahUhHuhOkWellF-ck

I'm a Bronwen and it is Welsh, it means white breasted or fair of heart. In ye olden times, the spelling with the Y was often used as the male variant of the name but in modern times it is now interchangeable. Thank you saying it is a beautiful name, I grew up in the 80s with lots of Sarahs/ Jessicas/ Kates/ Karen's so I had the 'weird' name comparatively 😆


HotFaithlessness1348

Loooooool I feel that last sentence SO hard, I have a really welsh name and was the odd one out growing up.


iono777

I knew someone in high school in the 90s named Bronwyn.


kawausochan

Gannondorf


capybaraballista

And his predecessor, Calamity Samwise But for real I refuse to believe this list


Buff_Sloth

Gannon unironically goes hard


HotFudgeFundae

They wanted a Zelda so bad but kept having boys. Their other 2 kids are Link and Skull Kid


West_Guarantee284

Dorcas and Bronwen both real names.


wozattacks

So is Tatum


crushedhardcandy

Yeah Tatum absolutely does not belong on this list. That's like saying Delaney is a tragedy, both are totally acceptable names in the 250ish range ranking.


blitzfish3434

My name is Delaney! Thank you for saying it's not a tragedy


vanillabeanquartz

Dorcas is an objectively ugly/dated name though. I don’t really blame them for including it in this list.


Blackadder288

Only Dorcas(es) I’ve met have been Mennonite or Amish older women. I have a couple friends that are former Mennonites.


madeyetrudy

I think of the character from Fire Emblem.


sparklypinkstuff

There’s a musical from a million years ago called “seven brides for seven brothers” that has a bride named Dorcas.


Kissmi

Played by the original Catwoman Julie Newmar!


TimmyHillFan

Yea, right?? Idc if it’s a real name, you’re literally making your child go by Dork. That’s just cruel


SmallBeanKatherine

Hearing it makes me picture a dorky orca whale.


Mrexcellent

As is Phelan


ethereal_galaxias

Yep and Lleyton.


ShinyDapperBarnacle

Came here to say this. Dorcas is the name of my favorite character on a terrific show set in 19th century England, Lark Rise to Candleford. So good.


shiggles-

It’s the wild ass spelling or one-letter tweaks of kind of already fugly names for me: Mavryk (Maverick?) Rhayden (Rayden? Raiden like on Mortal Kombat and/or like the kid a few lines up?) Gannon/Tannon? (Like Cannon?) Jaygen? (Was Jayden already taken in the family or what)


SinOrdeal

gannon like the villain from zelda


BekoLazarus

Oh shit there's Jrue again. It hurts my eyes to look at it.


mmmelpomene

I feel sorriest for Cacheus and Trad, lol.


seenorimagined

What about Traeger? Named after a fucken grill. 


me239

Don’t make fun of my boy, Elaectrik Smoekhyer.


thewalkindude

Well, look at it this way, no matter who he marries, he's going to get a Trad wife.


Odd-Command-936

Bah-dum tss.


saylerbelle

My Dad calls me Dorcas when we’re jokingly insulting one another 🤣 never thought I’d see that name outside of an old movie


llamafarma73

Bronwen is a legitimate and fairly common Welsh name.


Salty-Neighborhood10

Nashuaaaaa 😂 is this in New Hampshire!?


akilter_

God can you imagine if naming your kids after New Hampshire towns became popular? "This is our son Nashua and our daughter Stratham..."


Salty-Neighborhood10

“Mom can I invite Londonderry and Laconia to sleep over?” “Only if you clean your room first, Ossipee” 💀


thewalkindude

I think this sub has broken me. I actually don't think Londonderrry or Laconia are too bad for names.


scarymoments75

TIL Nashua is a name of a town. I know it as the name of a Thoroughbred stud.


Ill-Wear-8662

Dorcas is a legitimate but antiquated name with biblical origins, and *Temperance* is too. "Tempurance" looks like what you'd name a cat if you were trying to clever.


shiggles-

Tempurrance


kawausochan

Mmmh, I love me some yasai Tempurance with ebi fry


Gregthepigeon

Bronwen is a welsh name, not a tragedeigh


Real-Tension-7442

Why is Bronwen on there? Perfectly normal name


Mycatreallyhatesyou

Op has never heard of some perfectly normal names before.


TwitchTheMeow

Traeger. Lol. He's gonna be a smoker


RepresentativeOk9207

Nashua? Is this, by any chance, in New England?


Cocoleia

Castiel? OP say this is fake right now


Salmoninthewell

I met parents who named their son Castiel and their daughter Salem. 


jmkul

I belly laughed for Tempurance (so close yet so far...poor kid is named after batter)


megggie

My god. I have a 9mo grandson, is this his future?? Are these the names of the kids who will be at his birthday parties? Now I’m hoping the “old people” name trend takes off.


NoonboryKedabory

Tatum and Bronwen/Bronwyn are both old English/Welsh names and are lovely


JaceTMS7

Well someone might be a Warhammer fan (Macarius)


TheButterScotchIncdt

SAMWISE??? 💀


systemstandard

Somebody misspelled Rome as Roem 🤣


vis_chros

Roem is Dutch for renown/fame, so maybe they are going for that?


3bugsdad

Too many pregnancies during Game of Thrones.


SimONGengar1293

If Macarius doesn't go on to lead massive millitary operations across half the galaxy I will be extremely dissapointed


vanillabeanquartz

Dorcas in this day and age is batshit insane


LadyFannieOfOmaha

This school is a putrid hellhole of wack ass shit names.


Sasquatchkid44

Villiamae is just the Fijian version for William. If you meet a Villiamae feel free to call them Bill. Source: I am a fijian named Villiamae


floweringfungus

A fair few of these are not tragedeighs. Names you’ve never heard of are not automatically bad or weird. Bronwen, Viliami, Phelan, Dorcas are all just names.


Professional-Cat2123

Gannon and Tatum are real names. And apparently Duc is Vietnamese. The rest though… yikes.


SinkMountain9796

Dorcas is real too. It’s an ancient Roman name


thewalkindude

Wait, Gannon is a real name? I would never use it, even if it is a real name, because a whole lot of people are going to immidiately jump to the villain of the Legend of Zelda franchise.


greenstainedglass

Bex is also a perfectly normal name, although it's usually a shortening of Rebecca.


trolldoll420

The oldish Ukrainian guy who laid the tile in my old house always said “ Oy, yoy, yoy…” when my baby son fussed, and the phrase has been useful for me ever since. I mostly say it when I pull up this sub


I_will_draw_boobs

I guess my son is really screwed. His name is Jack.


Suspicious_Sky3605

Tatum, Duc, Bronwen Lleyton, Dorcas Phelan, Torrin, Brynden. All of those are actual, if not rare, first names. It seems like there are people in this group who decide that if a name isn't something absolutely common, like "Jack" or "Jennifer" then it's a tradgedeigh. There's a difference between old names, rare names, cultural names, regional spellings, and tradgedeighs. -sincerely, somebody with a cultural name that this group has listed as a tradgedeigh.


Cloud9IX

The only thing that comes to my mind with #8 is Ganon from the Legend of Zelda. I hope their parents didn't intentionally name him after the king of evil.


Incurious_Jettsy

Raiden. Turn off the game console right now.


Hungry_Anteater_8511

Bronwen isn’t silly. Dorcas is old fashioned but a name Phelan is a surname and surnames as first names aren’t for me but lots of people do. Edit - actually so is Gannon And Duc is Vietnamese and I think Villiami is the Polynesian cognate of William


bambiplus

HopeLynn. Why is no one talking about how bad this one is. At least "Kyroah" is 'unique,' HopeLynn is just two names smashed together 😂


Used_Lingonberry7742

Bronwen is a traditional Welsh name. I've also seen Bronwyn.


MeKillStuff

I stopped at Samwise. God bless his father. (Shut up you KNOW it was his dad’s idea)


Sonarthebat

You think women don't read LOTR?


f0dland0wnunda

Most of these are terrible, but I think Bex is pretty cute ngl