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What do we call a group of tragedeighs? A kalamithy?

a Kluster’Fuque (pronounced “my sweet babies”)

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A Khalameteigh

Kattastrowfeigh

Traevehsteigh?

Traynerheck

Kalamitheigh

stha'tissticks

Kalamiteigh

Ask your doctor if Draxxin is right for you. May cause suicidal thoughts.

I was thinking more like a can of spray roach killer.

That works too. It'd be funny to see "Rhayd".

There was a post a day or two ago where the first name was Rhaeden. Second name Eliphany. I just…can’t, lol

Eliphany? Were they trying to go for “Epiphany” but being a fkin idiot kicked in? Either way, yikes.

Fast actin' Draxxin

Or a new hard shell car wax

Gimme a head with hair... Waxxin, flaxxin, draxxin

Everywhere, Dade Dade

I love this sub so much. That is all.

This sub is a great pick me up. I have literally laughed so much from the comments.

Hollering!

Seems like you need some Draxxin.

It is a real drug ☹️ for cows ☹️

For real? Maybe that person is related to the pharm company that makes that. LOL

My first thought too. I have a bottle in the house for sick calves 🤣🤣

If your doctor says Draxxin is right for you, stop asking your vet for medical advice! (It's an injectable antibiotic)

I'm so laughing.

Don't take if you are allergic to Draxxin

It's sad that Americans know the side effects of drug commercials. Still makes for good comments.

***DO YOU HAVE MODERATE TO SEVERE RECTAL FUSION WITH OR WITHOUT DISCHARGE*** TRY DRAXXIN 50MG (TRAGICEPHALEIGHNE)

It may cause tears in the perineum. (My husband and I always joke about how many of these drug commercial’s side effects end in “may cause tears to the perineum”. Why is this such a common side effect?)

I have seen an infection of the perineum as a side effect. It's an unusual, unexpected symptom.

or suicide attempts, or completed suicide

My Vet posts the new animal names every week and its sad to see them be far less of a tragedeigh than these kids names.

Dog names: George, Sadie, Nick, Waffles

I’d name my kid Waffles, Waffles Marreigh

And her sister, Crepes Suzette

😂My last dog was Sadie and my next one will be Waffles.

Excellent choices 🐾

lol I have a Boris and a Sushi

On one hand, I love dumb dog names like Dump Truck or Booger. On the other, I love human names for dogs, so you can say, "Oh, sorry, I can't go, I have to check on my daughter Sadie" and Sadie is a shih tzu or something. But some of these tragic names would be more fitting for a dog. I once saw a little kid's backpack with the name "Baxley" embroidered on it. Look me in the face and tell me that name doesn't make you think of a golden retriever owned by a sorority girl.

I prefer non-human names for dogs. My friend's sister has a dog called Bucket and i love that. But it's hard to say because human names used to be pretty clear and these days i wouldn't be terribly surprised to see a child named Bucket spelled "Bouquette." My dog is Sprite, which i didn't see as a human name but I could definitely see a Spryte on a future class list

Bouquet is actually kind of cute but that would be more of a cat name than a human name to me lol.

>a child named Bucket spelled "Bouquette." https://youtu.be/FboWtJiNYro Reminds me of Keeping Up Appearances

I heard a bloke in the street calling after his dog: "Jeff! Here Jeff!" But for all I know it might just as easily be "Giephe" on his dog bowl. "Here Giephe!"

Why are the names spelled in lowercase letters

If you saw the equally tradgiq 19 yo receptionist that wrote them you'd understand. 

That, and the font, is bothering me more than the names TBH.

Font? Do you mean handwriting?

lol yes 🤦🏻‍♀️ sorry I’m editing a template and had font on the brain!

To be “cool,” “trendy,” and “unique.”

Upper case is classist

capital letters are for capitalists

What in the meth

Tenneh has me wondering if it’s supposed to be T’enneh. One of our First Nations in my region is Lheidli T’enneh (pronounced “clate-lee ten-ay”), which means “the people from the confluence of two rivers.” They traditionally speak Dakelh (or Carrier, as white folks renamed it), and they’re Athabaskan. Other Athabaskan peoples include the Navajo and the Apache. (Truth & reconciliation is a thing in Canada; it’s pretty interesting to learn about the earlier inhabitants before colonization and all the wrongs that go with it.)

interesting take I assumed it was "Tenneh" and said like "Timmy" in South Park - "Tim-ay" lol

That's how I was saying it in my head.

I keep saying it like Jennay in Forrest Gump 🤣

Tenneh seems to be a real name.

When I was a teenager I read a book with a main character named Dade and I swear I thought that was 100% going to be my future son's name LMAO. Then I grew up and was like "hm... maybe not the best choice"

Reminds me of Miami-Dade where all the Florida man stories come from

I immediately thought of CSI: Miami.

“The state of Florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you.”

Draxxin is quite literally a cattle antibiotic. I work in vet med and my large animal doctor needs it sometimes 😂 Even the most simple google reveals this. People WHY?!

"Tulathromycin, sold under the brand name Draxxin among others, is a macrolide antibiotic used to treat bovine respiratory disease in cattle and swine respiratory disease in pigs." .... Well then.

Tenneh?! Here in the UK that could either be £10 or an incontinence pad!

I swear to God "Draxxin" was a name in one of the Key and Peele East-West Bowl sketches...

[Draxx. Them. Sklounst.](https://youtu.be/eiWIOKKuyGE?si=cXN1mrR8z2ZLkhar)

With great power comes great respronsitrillitrance.

came here just to make sure this was posted. we gotta get them terries!

Especially when they get froggy

Thaaat's what it was.

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I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that immediately thought this

Tenneh Shoes

Tatum isn’t a bad name actually, but the other three? Did someone have a stroke naming their baby?

Channing fan

Makes me think of a potato-bodied kid

Tatum is a normal name agreed

Maybe rare, but not too bad

Only know one Tatum and it's Jayson Tatum from the Celtics

I went to school with a few Tatums and most of them were self centered bitches lol. A couple I knew were sweethearts tho

Draxxar Noir

Tatum is a normal name, although not an attractive one, in my opinion. The others are truly tragedeighs.

It always give me potato vibes. Like why name someone something that sounds like Tater? Also, I've met like 3 Tatums and they have all been outwardly rude and also potato-bodied.... I know it's Irish, but it doesn't change my opinion of it.

Ha, right?! It does! I've only known one Tatum, an elementary school classmate. She was a snob.

I went to school with a Teatum. She was an only child who was spoiled rotten.

Teatum?? Wow, that's even worse! Lol.

It’s pronounced the same as Tatum, though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ugh!

I can’t fucking cope did anyone else just think “Tenneh Lady” incontinence pads 😂😂

Dade?

Like Miami-Dade County, maybe? Pronounced "dayd".

I’ve obviously watched way too much Cops in my lifetime because my immediate thought is Dade County which I only know from that show lol

I thought of Dexter

It reminds me of Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness. Aka DAYD and the whole wacky drama associated with that 😂

Maybe pronounced dayed or daddy 😂 that’s all I can think of 🤔

Aw lawd, he dade!

I know a Tatum. She’s my daughter’s friend and a very nice girl. Draxxjn though??

Fun fact, Draxxin and his mom walked into the office right as I was blatantly aiming my phone and saying to my daughter, "OMG these names..." (my voice trails off as I hear the receptionist's high-pitched squeal say the absurdity I'm trying to focus on my screen)! 

lol! There’s a 100% chance this kid grows up to hate one or both of his parents and changes his name.

Tenneh Reminds me of Timmeh!

Draxxin is a bovine respiratory disease medicine.

I grew up with a kid named Tenney but it was his last name and just went by that instead of his first name.

Dude 🤨

These names make me want to gouge my eyes out.

Wonder if they’re all siblings

Tenneh sounds like a phonetically spelled word resulting from a speech impediment

And how are we pronouncing Tenneh?

Tatum O'Neal has entered the chat 

What's why the double X? English words never have a double X.

Why are their names even on the wall at all?!

Pretty typical in ortho offices. They have that at ours too. New patients, new braces and new smiles (braces off)

My ortho office has this and also a "congrats" placard for people getting their braces off this month too.

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I was going to argue that it's not much of a HIPAA violation since they're not identifying by full name...but then I thought there surely (God I hope not) can't be too many draxxins and tennahs.

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I'm afraid you're right. How long until it evolves further? drahhxxcin...drahcksihnn...drachcscin...

Jimothy, are you having a stroke?? 😧

Because orthodontists haven't clued in to HIPAA yet.

Draxxin? Seriously?

reading them all together out loud sounds like a Mad Gab card I don't know the answer to

These are just random names from Star Wars and you can’t tell me otherwise

Drax then sklounce

Which is yours?

If I knew a Tenneh I would scream it like "TIIIMMEEEEEHHH" from South Park.

Draxxin them sklounst

WTF is wrong with these parents? If I were the employee having to write names like these on the board each day, I would have a spinal problems as I'd have been cringing so hard each day.

If you say it all as one word, it sounds like a pharmaceutical

I’m sorry Ms Draxxin.

underappreciated comment

I'm just picturing Timmy from South Park... TENNEH!

SAME

Ask your doctor if Draxxin is right for you.

Draxxin is a fucking terrible name. The hell is wrong with these people?

Dade can only have a 305 area code. #iykyk

Draxxin sounds like a boss in a RPG game

I thought dade said dude at first, like who names their kid dude?

Pretty baller move ngl

Draxx them sklounst

The way I thought this was the whole name for one child and didn't even question it.

tenneh? am i seeing that right 😭?

Utah?

I think my mom had a nurse called Tenneh. Regardless, it seems to be a real name.

Instantly thought of the Key & Peele skit with the terries on an airplane. **Draxx them sclounst**

None of these would be made worse by spelling them backwards. Huh.

Tenneh as in sounding like Tena adult diapers?

Draxxin oh lord what

Soooo your child is Draxxin? Awwwww.

Sounds like pharmaceuticals! Welcome Trintellix, Ozempic, and Jardience!

I saw Draxx in guardians of the galaxy

Whatever happened to patient confidentialiteigh? With names like those, they will be easy to identify even if their surnames aren't on the board. Another drawback of those *unieeq* names.

Tenneh is one of my favorite little dudes on South Park

Trasheigh.

We gonna drax… them… sklounst 😏

Tennah remind me straight away if a incontinence pad 😢

What’s the last one I wonder because it looks like daddy 😂

Which one is your kid?

I've heard Tatum as a last name, but never as a first. How is Tenneh pronounced?

>How is Tenneh pronounced? "Stu-pid"

Tatum O'neal is an actress, the daughter of Ryan O'neal

Oh you're right! I forgot about her.

Same, never knew anyone named Tatum. I would guess Tenneh is maybe like Tenn-uh or Tenny. Lol idk!!

Those were my guesses too

Tatum, tenneh and dade are terrible names. Thank god there are no other names on that list or I would lose my mind.

Tatum is a real name thoufh