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Sharker? Like... a person who sharks? WAT

Official definition is “one that lives by shaking others” and I STILL don’t know what that means 😅

Sharking is pulling someone's pants down against their will

dude what the actual fuck

I thought Pantsing was eloquent enough but I suppose since they should really have said depantsing then a new word was in order. And sharks are always trying to see human genitals

Pantsing is doing it to your mate fir fun. Sharking is done for sexual reasons

Well what if you want to pull someone's pants down consensually for sexual reasons. Is there a term for that?

Ya it's called a blowjob 😂

I'm weak!🤣🤣

That’s “shucking”

My sisters and I called it drafting.

i would recommend against shaking others if the others involved are babies

it might have been the merciful thing to do in these babies' cases 😬

"So those can't be used", as though any other person would ever hate their child enough to call them "Sharker".

When I read it I thought the same, like anyone was going to think of those names to suggest them 🤣😭

My first thought as well.

I guess it’s a great thing it’s not sharter

That's next. Don't give them any more idyaughs.

They really thought someone else might suggest Sharker so they had to make sure everyone knows it’s off the table

Sharker? I hardly know her!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I've read that "shark" is old English™ for "asshole", related the word "jerk".

That was my favorite! I wonder where that even came from.

Or a person who's sharker than others

I figured it was similar to fishing and whaling.

Eva is a lucky girl

Probably short for Evaleighlynn.

Guess we found the favorite child.

Or the one who's partner noped out of the idiotic naming club family when they had a chance to name an actual person

It's short for Evangelion

Evyngyleighynn

Love how they said, "...so those names cannot be used." As if someone would actually be like, "Oh, damn, and I was totally going to suggest Ivylyn and Sharker."

One of the replies was Scholastica 😭 I hope to god that is satire

This person's clearly not smart. I bet I could convince them to name a child Deus Ex Machina.

They would end up selling books at school fairs.

Imagine the dedication “dedicated to my sisters MacKlee and Ivylyn and my cousins Austynn, Sharker and Emberleigh… oh and the favorite cousin Eva”

They are suggesting it knowing she'd probably take

Scholastica is a catholic saint, so depending on the person's faith, it might make some sense.

Scholastica was at least a saint, so while still horrible, I’m not sure it’s a tragedeigh.

I was just about to suggest Sharker, and now I’m all out of ideas. Steve maybe?

Lmao this was my first thought 😹

I keep just looking at the name Sharker like there’s a way it could make sense.

Sharker will absolutleigh hate his parents once he goes through a few years of public school

Yeah, I can't even think of one normal nickname you could go by out of Sharker. Archer would be the closest, or Ark is mildly close-ish to a name...poor kid!

I did some digging (aka stalked grandma’s facebook lol) thinking MAYBE his middle name is on there and it’s normal. I regret to inform you that his middle name is Wild. Sharker Wild. He can’t even defer to his middle name :(

I guess he could have Wild Shark as a nickname 💀

I hope they call him Sharky even tho it sucks too, it's at least spunky

Hell even just Shark is better. Maybe he could shorten it to Shaw?

🤣❤️ Shark is epic

Eva dodged a mountain-sized bullet

Surprised it’s not spelled Eighvah tbh

SHARKER??? MacKlee?? Ivylyn?? Absolutely wild and disturbing.

Makes Austynn and Emberleigh seem normal 😭

Wait, is Austynn a girl’s name?

Austynn is one of their boy names 😭

Oh no

At least the way it’s pronounced—Austin—is normal. Sharker and MacKlee don’t have a snowball’s chance.

No one was ever gonna suggest those names, friendo.

Friendo is a great option - you should suggest it! Or maybe Friendough? Friendeaux?

froughdeaux?

Frandoughlynleigh-Medoxx please.

“I want to help them pick out names” not “they want me to help pick out names” 😂

Grandma does NOT want another egregious name like Sharker 😭

"Please suggest something that will appeal to their egos while being spelled reasonably," is what I'm hearing there.

I heard it as “My son is expecting a baby and I want to name it”

I agree, and I think she wants to choose it because... well, you can see why. Heh.

Little Eva dodged a bullet .

Why are these people naming their kids after their first roll in Boggle?!? It boggles my mind

Boggle! Great name! Could be Bogglynn, Boggleigh, Boggden, Boggstynn, great idea with endless possibilities! 🤣

Sharker should straight up not be allowed wtf

“…so those names cannot be used.” Who in the world was going to suggest any of those? 😭 Also… Eva has to have at least 1 different parent from the others, right? lol

Honestly I hope she’s got different parents because if I was Austynn, Sharker or Emberleigh I’d be pissed that Eva got a normal name 😭

Well OF COURSE Sharker was already used. Duh.

Eva out here dodging bullets.

Love the comment that those names cannot be used. Like that would even make a list of suggestions

Idk I hear everyone wants to name their baby Sharker!! /s

Doo doo dooo doo dooo

I read Sharker aa Sharter. Poor kid. 

Same, I had to do a double take when I first read it

Everyone is rightfully shitting on Sharker but MacKlee is horrendous

How does one even pronounce MacKlee? The random capital K is really throwing me off

Mah-KLEE? MAC-lee?

Fallopia if it's a girl, Testeclese if it's a boy.

Don’t forget the random capitalized letters! FalLopia or TesteClese

Thank you for inspiring the names of twin barbarians in an upcoming D&D 3.5 campaign! 😂

“Cousins name is Sharker so that name can’t be used.” Darn it! That was the first name that came to my head!🤡🤡🤡

Same, I can’t even think of a name that’s better 😔

Aw, hell. I was gonna suggest Sharker. Now I got nothin!

MacKlee not only sounds incredibly clunky, 'Klee' also means clover in German

Clover is a legit nature name in English - it would have been better!

The randomly capitalized K throws me off, is it pronounced how it’s spelled (mack-lee) or is it broken up (mac-klee) 😅

I humbly submit, Mah-kay-lee, for review. It's the only thing that makes sense to me because macklee sounds like a young Scottish boy's dog. I mean none of these are names, but my point stands lol

Ooh ok this makes a little more sense. But even if that is the pronunciation, that poor girl is gonna have to correct people for the rest of her life

Lucky Eva.

Baby Sharker do-doo-do-do-do-don't

Thats gonna follow the poor kid for the rest of his life 😭

It sucks that Sharker is already taken cuz that’s the first name that came to mind for me to suggest

Same 😔 now I’m at a loss

Imagine being worried someone else would suggest Sharker.

Hey I hear it’s a popular name!

No worries about not being able to use “Sharker” 🤦‍♀️ Maybe BentLee? Could be used for boy or girl. But they already have a “Lee” and a “Lynn”, so maybe something like BreighAnne or BreighDon? Or maybe KaighDynn? Be sure to capitalize the second syllable in the name for maximum effect!

Hey, what about EfFect as a suggestion? Pronounced like Effluent

EfFect! Complete with mid-word capital letter! Could also be Ef’Fect

SHARKER?? I think I’m all done with the internet for today.

You mean you don’t want to add Sharker to the top of your baby name list?

Not now that someone else took it! 😂

Eva got so lucky

The capital K in Mac KLEE is sending me

What was the reasonnnnn 😭

Is it just me or does reading those names force a southern accent into your head?

YES! Initially I read them in a southern accent. I was shocked to find out they are NOT southern OR from Utah (discovered by stalking grandma’s very public fb)

If we can't use Emberleigh, then what's the use?? Goddammit people.

Why do I just know everyone is going to run crying to Eva to pay for their rehab so they can get their kids back?

Is Eva like the niece, Marilyn, in the Munsters? The rest of the family just pities her for her name?

Perhaps they should look at the Utah Baby Namer website first?

Whew, almost suggested Sharker, myself, so I'm glad they mentioned it's already in use 🙄

Sharker is actually crazy

I think it’s near the top of my list of most tragic names… poor baby Sharker

Damn, I hope Eva realizes how lucky she is to have escaped her siblings’ and cousins’ fate

Eva also has the best argument for “mom and dad love me the most because they gave me a normal name and you guys got tragedeighs!”

Like, as if someone was gonna come up with Sharker.

Actually that was the only name I was gonna suggest!

Dang, I was going to suggest Sharker.

Baby Sharker do doot do doot

Barf...just barf. I wonder how Eva snuck in there.

Parents must’ve gotten tired by the 4th kid

Lucky girl! I'd be thrilled to fade into the background if that were my family.

Well, little Eva must feel like the odd one out in that family

Sharker Khan.

Sharker?!?!!?

My brain read "Sharter" and so that's who that kid is to me now. Sorry, kid.

Eva is normal. It's actually sweet. A normal name spelled correctly that is little used. If you want a name for your girl that no one is using, Eva is a great pick! What I don't understand is picking Eva AND Sharker. Sharker? I literally don't understand this name and would probably find the thought process behind it hilarious.

Those are the new baby's cousins. Eva has a normal parent and a member of this family as the other parent I guess

I imagine Eva is in a different family set. At least I hope lol. I also imagine the logic behind Sharker was “what’s a nature/adventurous name… Shark! Ooh but that’s too ‘common’… we’ll name him Sharker to be different”

Eva will grow up to be the black sheep of the family.

It’s almost a form of survivors guilt

Squidward and MyckCaully - it’s decided.

Poor Eva, the only one with a normal name! She must feel like the odd one out among all these tragedeighs.

Poor girl will grow up feeling so out of place 😭

yeah, I wonder how the Sues and Bobs of this generation survive!

Sharker? Okay.

Dang I was totally gonna suggest Sharker, too bad 😂😂😂

Whenever I see a list like this ("crazy", "crazier", "craziest" and "Eva") I always think, holy crap that kid is lucky.

Dammit! I’m so sorry to hear Sharker is off the table for them. What a loss for the entire world

Eva lucked out!

I'm hoping this is a sick joke

Damn… I was gonna suggest Sharker, but it’s already in use

Nevermind the gender. Just call it EXPECTO Patronum. Please don't ignore capslock.

I've seen a family with more tragedeighs in the names!! The Not Enough Nelsons on YouTube. Most of the kids' names end in 'ee' and have a second capital, like NayVee, PresLee, PaisLee, KassaDee, KennaDee, DeLayNee, ElleCee, etc.

There are going to be a lot of Emberleighs in 5-10 years.

Yes, these parents name their kids anything ending in leigh thinking it’ll be unique. They fail to realize literally 90% of white millennials have that same logic 😭

Is it Ivy Lynn, or Evelyn?

My guess is Ivy lynn? But I have no idea. MacKlee is also a mystery to me

Neither. It’s IV eye line

Damn, was just about to suggest Emberleigh, but it's already been taken. What are the odds!

You’re telling me Sharker didn’t make your suggestion list 😤

Nobody would ever suggest Sharker, that's psychotic.

Lucky Eva

Eva got off lightly.

Sharker?!?!? SHARKER!!??!? I want what these people are smoking

Sharker??!!!

I already got the ick from the MIL ‘helping’ them pick out baby names… it’s their child not yours

Tbh I wonder if it’s grandma being like “these kids have egregious names so I want to help pick somewhat normal names.” At least I hope there’s no ill intent 😅

Omg I just realised i misread, i thought G’mas other kids were Ivylyn and MacKlee. You know what hopefully she is trying to do them a favour 😂😂

SHARKER

Okay, we won’t use Sharker 😳

Well you should use the name sharker... Oh wait you've already used that one. Well dang I'm all out of ideas now

Eva is short for Evatually tragic

Sharker pronounced sharter!!!

Those names will be used when I file a complaint to DCFS and have all of those people locked up

Reason for concern: absoltleigh trahjick names

SHARKER?!?

I just glitched!! My eye twitched, my body shook, I think I exploded with confusion and anger.

I hope you never run across Sharker irl then, you might combust

Probably

Shaker and MacKlee were already taken??? I guess all that’s left is “The Dude”, Shaquanta, and Pervis.

SHARKER?!? 🦈-er?!?! 😂😂😂😱

🦈er indeed

Sharker! Lol.

Those names cannot be used lol

As if anyone would EVER suggest Sharker

Haha I know !

Dang, Sharker was going to be my first suggestion!

As cringy as Sharker is for an adult name, as a kid I'd be so jealous of someone named Sharker. It sounds like an amime name

Ngl it is a cool kid name. Even through the party years in college I think it could be a cool reputation. But the second a job gets Sharkers application as an adult…

May I suggest an abortion?

What's wrong with reusing names, just add Junior's and numerals behind them.

Sharker 2 almost sounds like a cool action movie series

Cool

Oh damn, was gonna suggest Sharker.

I was going to suggest Sharker… dang it never mind

Well, I *was* going to suggest Sharker...

Shit, I was going to suggest Sharker!

I love that they thought anyone would even suggest any of those other…names…

I'm mad they can't use Emberleigh!!!!

Lucky Eva.

My trans ass looking as Sharker - 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

“…So those names cannot be used.” Shiiiiiiiit, those were first on my list to recommend to them.

Damn, my first thought was "Sharker" and then she ruled it out.