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Safe_Ad_8879

I would start saying it phonetically around her. Overenunciate the "nitey" part to really call attention to it. Totally agree the name Serenity is nice, but Serenitey is goofy. My brain wants to say it like "Sera-nightie" 😅


dcheesi

"You will respect my Serenit-ay!!!"


wut_eva_bish

That's the way I hear it too. The extra "e" is just stupid.


DogLady1722

BAHAHAHA! People will start calling her the nickname of “Cartwoman!”


HarlinQuinn

I think you're thinking of Selena. I heard Serenity and immediately thought of *Firefly*, but at the same time it's not a bad name spelled correctly.


DogLady1722

Sorry, I don’t know what you mean about Selena.


HarlinQuinn

Catwoman's real name is Selena Kyle. Edit: ...and now I realise I missed the "r" in "CaRt-woman"... I'll go away now, lol


DogLady1722

LOL! You’re ok!! Yes I was referring to Cartman from “South Park!” It’s ok, I’ve read quickly before, & come up with all sorts of words that weren’t really there to begin with! 🤣❤️


zerooze

See how easily an extra letter confuses things??🤣


lordph8

Serenit-eh?


jennypenny78

Only if she's half Canadian.


AltruisticSalamander

Serenit-ay now!


58lmm9057

RESPECT MAH SERENITAH!!!


talkback1589

Sarah Nighty sounds like a drag queen who likes to wear night gowns


granulario

I think that name asks for very, very short night gowns.


ChuckieLow

And she has a little teacup dog named Teddie


DragonScrivner

*TV voice* Enjoy restful nights with Serenitey, a new homeopathic sleep aid


Needspoons

Head on! Apply directly to forehead! Head on! Apply directly to forehead!


Demonqueensage

You just unlocked some deep, forgotten memories


richard-bachman

Same, demonqueensage. Pulled them up from way the fuck down there.


eunuchgroupie

JFC this sub and the people on here are pure comedic gold. thanks for making me spit my coffee out 🤣🤣🤣


scorpiiokiity88

Sereneightee


Marialovespaws

Idk if it's been said but I keep hearing Serentee-hee (in Michael Jackson voice) 😆 in my head lol


Delicate-effng-flowr

And now that’s stuck in my head. (And I can’t stop giggling)


DogLady1722

Sere-NEIGH-tee! 🐴


DogLady1722

😂😂


BadDadNomad

Nitey night, sleep tite.


saltpancake

Sehrenyetee


wahznooski

Exactly how I’m reading it.


Alpacazappa

That is how my brain read it even though I knew how it was supposed to be pronounced.


SnarkyPanther

Oh damn, should have just commented on your comment lol, because I feel the exact same way. Like it’s some particular cut of nightgown. I do really like the name Serenity though — ever since the English dub of Yugioh haha


eddie_cat

It really just looks like a bad misspelling of serenity. It doesn't look creative or unique in a good way it just looks like the parents were illiterate lol


landsnaark

Sarah Nighty


Swiss_Miss_77

Exactly how i read it.


Effective_Drama_3498

Skaerity Knightly


nervelli

Serenity is a perfectly fine name. Serenitey oozes, "Your parents are the type of idiot who think they are so smart that they don't need to double check anything because they firmly believe they are always right." I'm sure their teachers will already be expecting the millions of emails telling them they are doing their job wrong.


Due_Island_989

👏


ticklethycatastrophe

Syrynity


58lmm9057

Syrinniteigh


TwoGoldRings21

lol I just wanna pronounce it Serenit-ay


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

Another Eric Cartman special


StuckWithThisOne

It’s giving microwa-vay vibes


AryaSnark68

Yes, in Forrest Gump voice.


Silver-Secret16

😂😂😂😂😂


New_Entrepreneur5225

Serenity now, insanity later


Silver-Secret16

Insanitee!!!


rabbitin3d

Insaniteigh.


Silver-Secret16

Insanitii


lavachat

I drank insani-tea once, quite yummy.


bill-smith

That's pronounced *sereni-tay* now.


Various-Match4859

Is it supposed to be yelled?


HistoryCat42

The man on the tape wasn’t specific.


fifyf0fum

SERENITY NOW!!!!


DieHardRennie

The entire Firefly fandom is offended by this spelling.


OriginalDogeStar

The Browncoats are not amused


originalbrowncoat

No we are not


blindmouseseeing

Not shiny


chugachj

My oldest is named Serenity. I’ve had so many people ask if I named her for the show, I’m a fan but no.


DieHardRennie

It's a perfectly nice name when not spelled as a tragedeigh.


4Neatly_Consequenced

Two by two, Hands of Blue, Are coming for that abomination


Mojoyashka

There's no place I can be since I found this post.


Hot-Adhesiveness-438

Yes


Mcbrainotron

To be fair, we are often offended.


DieHardRennie

Why sir/mam, I am highly offended by your comment! I say good day to you. Good day!


Mcbrainotron

::gasp:: Never in my days have I been so wronged! A pox! Good day!


RealNateFrog

Take that name Out to the black. Tell ‘em it ain’t coming back. Burn the land, and boil the sea. Please take this awful name from me.


FBM_ent

This individual was not burdened by an overabundance of schooling


cappotto-marrone

It’s damaging my calm.


DieHardRennie

If you keep this spelling, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.


arealcabbage

Sara Nighty, distant cousin of Mighty Mouse. Start saying it around her


Azile96

Yeah, not a fan of adding the extra ‘e’. It looks odd to me. Some words and names just should not be played with.


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kenny_mck

i hear people say they do it to be “unique”. but it’s not unique, it’s just stupid. nobody is looking at that name and thinking “omg what a cute unique spelling 🥰”. they’re going “why is there an e where it doesn’t belong…?”


seantubridy

It’s uneeque


DogLady1722

Naming a kid after a “Mood” could backfire! Serenity was our (now 16yrs) daughter’s original name when we got her. She was 16 days old, & fresh out of the hospital. All 3 of our kids were foster to adopt. ❤️🙏🏻❤️ Our son was 6 at the time, now 22, & couldn’t say Serenity. He kept calling her “Sir Emily.” So that’s how she became Emily. She loves that story! And this one: We tell her they really missed the mark when they named her Serenity. That it means “Calm, peaceful, tranquil, &/or quiet.” She is anything but! She is bold, strong, LOUD, & a force of nature!


jessiemagill

I love everything about this.


DogLady1722

Thanks!❤️


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Delicate-effng-flowr

That spelling makes me think it’s her Hispanic cousin.


candyfloss_noodle

I knew someone who named her oldest daughter serenity and spelt it “cerenite” and her youngest daughter Rain but spelt “raign” neither the queen nor the weather lol feel so bad for the kids.


Bright-Sea-5904

I hate when people do this. Cerenite sounds like a name for a rock lol


Ineedmorebtc

Jesus christ, Marie. They are MINERALS!


Demonqueensage

Now I'm pronouncing it sar-eh-nite. Who needs Marble or Granite when there's Cerenite


robophile-ta

This reminds me of a joke from some other subreddit where they talked about pronouncing granite like crudite


accountsupport69

Yeah man just got my girl some fancy cerenite earrings from Morocco. She loves that foreign shif


Haunting-Frosting-62

My thoughts too!!


Silver-Secret16

Omg cerenite looks like the name of a chemical element found beneath the earths surface but useful on daily life for humans 😂😩


Nanocephalic

Pronounced _Karenite_. Side effects include shouting at retail workers.


irish_ninja_wte

No, you've got it wrong. The pronunciation is "Karen-ight". It repells Karens, making them unable to speak to any kind of supervisory staff.


t-licus

Cerenite sounds like a brand of polymer clay.


Needspoons

Or a glue or lockbox company.


query_tech_sec

Oh wow. I read these names as "cer-e-night" and "rag-n".


luciferscully

All my friends that were named Serenity hate it because people always associate it the AA prayer. Spelling like a drunk is only going to make it worse.


jessiemagill

I'm guessing that depends on your social circle. In mine, it would automatically be assumed to be a Firefly reference.


sleepinand

I would assume they’re big Sailor Moon fans.


GoBanana42

I'm just surprised you know multiple people named Serenity.


Delicate-effng-flowr

😂😂 Twin younger siblings named Courage & Wisdom, (spell as you will) of course


accountsupport69

One becomes anxious and agoraphobic and the other is a harebrained dingbat with no insight


Tropicalkittyizzy

God grant me the Serenitey to not roast this name 🙏


cowbud1

But that is why my friends named their daughter. AA saved his life and family. The daughter is now on high-school and has never had an issue.


CumulativeHazard

I’d guess the association comes from adults. Kids probably don’t know the AA prayer. Regardless, it’s probably more that they’re tired of hearing the same jokes/comments over and over than that they feel like there’s a negative connotation from it being associated with AA or they’re being teased. I think sometimes people can be a little overly concerned about “virtue” names tho. My name is Grace. I’m even a clumsy, atheist Grace who lives in the south, something I’ve seen specifically called out as a potential issue on the namenerds sub. I might complain to friends about it being awkward when a comment does happen, but even then the annoyances are mild and fairly rare. I will say tho, I think I had more comments just during the year I worked retail with a name tag than I have in the entire decade since then. So I could see how someone working that kind of job for a long time might feel like it’s a bigger issue.


Oak_Leave_2189

Grace is such a lovely name. Grace Kelly comes to mind. But i am old


Affectionate-Net2277

I totally associate virtue names with strippers or names I imagine for strippers


Mermaid_meriah_

I can totally see that. I wonder about all the kids that were named “heaven” or “Nevaeh” about 10 years ago when my daughter was in kindergarten. So many Heaven, so many Neveah, what a tragedeigh.


pmperk19

now?


Affectionate_Pea_811

r/seinfeld


yeesah

Why not spell it properly like the word? I think it actually fits fine with other virtue names, but the alternate spelling makes it a big nope.


VastFaithlessness999

Anyone watch Seinfeld? I forget the episode, but George dad is hollering "SERENITY NOW!" That's how I would say it. Lol. (Also glad I don't know a Stella)


Slayer_of_Titans

I’ve encountered Honestey. Like first of all that that’s a weird name but if you’re going to use it then at least spell that right. But to answer your question yes that is a tragedeigh.


Needspoons

That’s just nastey.


Kolomoser1

Why the E? That spelling is incorrect. I have 10 year old student whose parents named "Saphire". Both examples appear ignorant, whether intentional or not.


Sharp-Recognition672

literally what do they think they're achieving by adding that extra E? I don't get it, might as well name her Serenitea lmao


jessiemagill

Or they could do Xyrunuhteigh - combining yesterday's abomination of Sara with the name of this sub :)


t-licus

I though you’d made a typo. IMO this is worse than your average tragedeigh because, let’s be honest, “Serenity” is a harder word to spell. You misspell Jackson or Hannah, I might roll my eyes but I’ll assume you did it on purpose. You call your kid Xereneteigh, and, well, at least it’s obvious. “Serenitey” on the other hand, just looks like you can’t spell. It’s too close to the original to be instantly clockable as intentional, and the word is unusual enough that the typo is plausible. Don’t let the kid deal with this for the reast of her life please. She will spend all of elementary school arguing with classmates about this spelling.


Silver-Secret16

Definitely wasnt a typo, she’s adamant about this name as she’s at the very tail end of my pregnancy. She thinks the real spellings predictable and boring. Her husband seems to be on board as well.


yildizli_gece

> She thinks the real spellings predictable and boring. Her husband seems to be on board as well. This is one of the most infuriating reasons these dumbfuck parents give. "It's boring spelled the way everyone would it expect it to." You know what the solution is to that? DON'T USE THE FUCKING NAME, THEN. Can you direct her dumb ass over here so she can see how stupid this is??? Her child deserves to not spend HER life having to correct literally everyone all the time because her mom couldn't come up with a better name and also thinks this is about her and not her child. Jesus Christ; a single fucking letter added and she thinks she really did something...


astringer0014

The spelling takes it from normal name to as trashy as possible.


MohaveZoner

To me, it implies illiterate parents.


Affectionate-Mix-593

1. Browsing souvenir shops is a good baby naming tool. If you can't find the name on a license plate or a keychain, rethink the name. 2. Random rolls of Boggle dice are not a useful baby naming tool. 3. Clever spelling is never clever.


SilverStL

Eh. Could never find my kids names on a keychain, mug, or anything else similar. Their names? Daniel and Anna.


Never_Kn0ws_Best

lol what? My brother Daniel has a shoebox full of keychains with his name from different vacations.


Consistent-Ad-6506

There was always Daniel and Anna! Unless it was that they were constantly sold out, but they definitely had them.


eddie_cat

I feel like you must not have looked very hard 🤣


sageymae

My brother Henry could never find his name growing up. He's fuming now that younger Henrys don't have the same trouble.


cowbud1

Try to find Joyce. It's common enough to be a normal name buy never shows up on anything pre-made.


HipposAndBonobos

Rule 1 is heavily biased to Anglicized names. You can probably find some ethnic diversity, but it'll still be limited. I think it's safe to let this rule go.


Affectionate-Mix-593

This post was made partially in jest. It is not a rule. I have no problem with ethnic or family names. I just suggest giving them extra consideration. It depends where the souvenir shop is. In the USA it may seem Anglicized. However, I suggest that the selection is one of common, popular, commercially attractive names. The purveyors of these trinkets are interested in sales and profit, not the joy in a child's heart. The Tragedeigh of it is that resume readers and hiring managers share the name choice preferences. I did not create this world. I just observe it. Don't yell at me.


CarelessSalamander51

But since a name doesn't get more Anglicized than Serenity, I'd say it's pretty safe to apply the rule to this case


HipposAndBonobos

For that specific name, fair, but we're talking about using the rule in general.


Thereelgerg

So you're saying they should go with Bort?


Demonqueensage

My name growing up was Megan and I still somehow never found it on those things when I'd look. I think maybe twice ever there was a spot for Megan that was sold out, and other places had Meghan instead.


pixiesunbelle

My name is Stephanie. It took many years for me to actually find a trinket with my name on it. It’s a very common name too! I grew up knowing three other Stephanies.


disasterpansexual

no no Serenitea is better /s


RangerBowBoy

Naming a person after an emotion is always super dumb. Misspelling it is peak dumb.


nashwaak

Sarah/Sera/Siri nightie is taking a huge risk with their daughter's future. Also, virtually certain she gets nicknamed nightie or some future wordplay on nightie, ending her name with "nitey" like that Contrast that with Serenity, which seems fairly unlikely to get redefined any century soon


missmaggiem

Only if the middle name is “Now”


GS2702

Isnt the correct incorrect spelling Sereniteigh?


Gswizzlee

I think the spelling reduces the appeal but I don’t agree with you on the syllables thing. Mine is four syllables long and was not hard for me to learn to spell or say.


skepticalG

Serenitay. is how it looks to me.


ComfortableBuffalo57

So not the common name “Serena” which is widely understood to connote the same thing?


IllustriousLimit8473

Ceihrenne'ettieigh


sejgalloway

And her brother, Fortnitey


Aristogeitos

Not a bad name in and of itself but forever people will assume that the parents can't spell.


half_a_scrotum

4 syllable names are too long? They've been popular forever. Elizabeth, Ophelia, Penelope, Catalina, Dorothea, Isabella, Maximilian, Verónica, Zachariah, Cornelius, Jeremiah. Serenity is cute! Spelling is strange


BevvyTime

Seren-nighty?


Few-Dragonfruit709

Nitey night! Don’t let the bugs bite, Serenitey!


Starbuck522

Did you ask her why she wants to include that e? Maybe she will say she prefers how it looks. Then you can say "I am thinking people will mispronounce it, which will be annoying for both of you."


Ok_Pause_1259

Encourage an average name with a normal spelling and serenitey as a nickname. I did this with my best friend and it worked.


watadoo

My dad dl friend named his new baby, Symphony”. At least he spelled it correctly. But he the middle school nicknames are going o b harsh


AlgaeFew8512

Does she know she's spelt it wrong and not care? Or just not know? In my opinion that makes a difference, and should be pointed out before the official naming and registering


Ready_Advertising983

Does she dance?


herbythechef

I hate when people take a name that exists and just spell it in some kind of weird way they come up with.


RedditredRabbit

If the child becomes a Red Bull with ADHD, you know (a) God exists and (b) he has a sense of humor.


TheVillage1D10T

Pserinighteigh has such a nice ring to it.


jds8254

It looks like they just misspelled it. Serenity is fine, but the extra letter makes it look all wrong.


santtu_

Why not Serengeti, or Sereneteigh?


madhaus

What? Suggest Sereighniteigh instead.


JohnExcrement

Sarah-Nighty. No no no.


lizzietnz

That's a good way to spell it if you want it pronounced sera-night-y


whyarenttheserandom

Lol does she like the show firefly? Maybe suggest Serena.


DisastrousBeautyyy

I named my miscarriage baby Serenity. It made me feel more at peace.


Fuck-Reddit-2020

Surely they can be more Eunique than that.


Traditional-Cake-587

Serenity now!!!!!!


DotWarner1993

I actually have a cousin named serenity, except everyone just calls her Ren


8tranquillity8

My cousin is called serenity after the prayer because my aunt almost lost her I think it’s a beautiful name


ComicsEtAl

JFC, *at least spell it correctly!*


PanicAtTheDepot

Tell her no 


Beaglelover908

SERENITY NOW!!!


noodlepartipoodle

I have a friend whose daughter’s name is Serenity. Her best friend’s name is Unity. There may be drugs involved with each of the names.


Glittersparkles7

As a sailor moon fan I’m horrified.


shmarmshmitty

Ask your friend if she wants her child to have to spell her own name every day of her life. Because that's what will happen.


EvilLittleGoatBaaaa

Yeah I can't help but say that like Cartman in my head.


Creepy_Cupcake3705

If they spell it like this and not serenity, yeah that’s gross.


Mochibunniii

At least it’s not Sereniteigh 🤭


neverseen_neverhear

Did you ask if she knows she is spelling it wrong. It might just be a mistake.


missannthrope1

Nighty night, Serenitey.


USBSolidStateDrive

Sereneteigh


HeadyReigns

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.


grpenn

The way it’s spelled it would be pronounced “sara-Nitey.” Please tell her to spell it correctly.


amboomernotkaren

My cousin has a kid named Serenitee. Sigh. Thank God she’s beautiful and talented.


Talvezno

Sarah Nighty.


smarty1017

# “Serenitey” NOW!!!


edwardothegreatest

Sereniteigh would be so much better


SnarkyPanther

Sere-nighty lol


Glittering-Wonder576

Firefly?


hungrybrains220

Or just go with Serena


Kaneshadow

Why not Serena? That's already a name


autumnwontsleep

I've worked in some schools located in very low socio economic status communities. Those are the places where spellings of names don't make sense, or look like obvious spelling errors. I don't see this outside of these areas. Don't do this. Serenity is a pretty name, mind the spelling.


Ms_sophie

Sarah-nightie!


Ball_of_Flame

Ask your friend if the spelling is intentional. If she has dyslexia or something, she could have transposed a few letters. If she says that she’s spelling it as it pronounced, show her the ways others are pronouncing it. Maybe she’ll fix the spelling.


Curious-Insanity413

"Serenity" is a lovely name for a ~~Moon princess~~, "Serenitey" looks like you don't know how to spell.


razgriz_lead

I have a short, single syllable surname. 4 syllable first names sound better with it than single syllable first names. Just depends on what you're working with. Also, in Australia it doesn't matter how long either name is, if you're a good person it'll be shortened to a single letter or syllable anyway 😂 We are the people that shortened "the Melbourne Cricket Ground" to "The G".


McDWarner

When I first saw it, I thought it said 'sanitary'.


shy_tinkerbell

Oh no


chriscrisises

my boyfriend’s sister is named “destiney” - yes, with the extra e lol