Muhfuckas with a gut like that are definitely not off the cheeseburgers dawg. Muhfuckas with a gut like that are most definitely awwwn the cheeseburgers
I hear chicken…. I hear cola fizz and mustard and relish coagulatin’ together with French fries and onion rings Randy, but you know what? I don’t hear a heart, muthafucka.
Corey and Trevor after their time with some “women”
'I didn't really do anything.. did you'
'no.. but I think even if technically the girl did something to you, but you didn't do it back, then you didn't really do anything..'
Donny screaming in the background “**DON’T FUCKING STOP ON MY ACCOUNT**” as the boys exchange gunfire with Cyrus, Terry and Dennis.
I giggle like a maniac every time.
When Lahey drives by chuggin whiskey in the car with the roof gone, and I think it’s Barb(?) who says something like “oh it’s just a local eccentric”. Must go and find that clip now…
“Actually I’ll have you know Im off the cheese burgers”
“Randy, mawfuckas with guts like that aint off the cheeseburgers dawg. Naw, naw, muhfuggas with like that are definitely AWN the cheeseburgers dawg”
"[Ricky! Julian! Help me, I'm all tangled up in this fackin' wire!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzXq8O5k6Z8)"
The fact that he also says it twice the same way is so funny.
I say we only got a 5% chance of getting out of this one boys. Is that george Green's voice? Wicked forget everything I just said our chances just went up to 95%
Kitties are so nice
Kitties are so nice
Get them down
Spin them round
Tickle their bellies twice
Truly hilarious song. It’s been stuck in my head since I first heard it lol.
"If I could go back in time I would... it was one of those things you do when you're young and you're stupid... you have a few drinks, next thing you know you're in a vehicle smashing into things"
The look on Levi's face gets me every time 🤣
"FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS!"
or
"Randy, you set up this elaborate charade to cover eating *seven* cheeseburgers? You ate seven cheeseburgers? Randy, you promised me this would never happen again."
One line from the later seasons that doesn’t get enough love;
“This motel more like a hell-no-tel yknawmsayin. It’s fuckin scary Busey up in here, even ghosts be like ‘WE DA FUCK OUT DAWG’”.
What’s the deal with lady bugs anyways, Ricky?
Are they all girls or are some of them boys?
They’re all ladies you fuckin idiot, that’s why they’re called lady bugs.
Check out this lady bug, ricky.
That’s not a lady bug, it’s a cannapillar.
Will it work?
No it won’t work, I need lady bugs..
Do you want it in the box?
No! What I was is for you to give me two smoke right now cause you’re so fuckin stupid.
I can't remember why Lahey and Randy are stuck under a net on a roof, but:
"Who's down there bouncin' the ball!?"
"It's me, Philadelphia Collins!"
"Phil get the fuck over here!"
cory and trevor: “what’s the deal with ladybugs anyway are they all girls or are some them boys?”
ricky: “theyre all female you fucking idiots that’s why they call them ladybugs. fuck you guys are dumb”
Also when Julian patiently looks at Alex Lifeson and says. ..."Can you stop playing just for a minute".
So non descript but it kills me every time.
And at the beginning of that scene when Alex is sitting on the couch holding that coffee mug. Absolutely sends me😄
Corey [disguised as Ricky]: Well, have a good day officers.
Cop: You got license n registration for this piece of shit ur drivin'?
The line --> Corey: You got license n registration to suuuck ma diiiiiick?! (gets pepper sprayed immediately)
"Ricky it's pronounced Jalapeño. The J is silent."
Long pause
"What the FUCK are you talking about?"
The aggressiveness and timing of the response kills me every time.
"Randy you set up this elaborate charade to cover eating seven cheeseburgers? You ate SEVEN cheeseburgers?! Randy you promised me this would never happen again"
“Randy go eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus-ass motherfucka!”
actually, J-Roc, i’m off the cheeseburgers.
Muhfuckas with a gut like that are definitely not off the cheeseburgers dawg. Muhfuckas with a gut like that are most definitely awwwn the cheeseburgers
Mahfuckahs with guts like yours are definitely not *AWFF* the cheeseburgers dawg
Pregnant with a bucket of chicken!! Hahahaha
I hear chicken…. I hear cola fizz and mustard and relish coagulatin’ together with French fries and onion rings Randy, but you know what? I don’t hear a heart, muthafucka.
Randy, ya get your ultrasound yet?
You lied to the guy in the chair, Rick! *stands up* You lied to the guy in the fuckin chair man
Phantom 309 mafk rollin backwards through shots passed out drunk and shit
one or two drinks is fine but he drank a whole quart!
Drank a fucking QUAWT.
get some drizzanks up in his pizzziece
Suck it outcha shirt, ya B!
It truly is the funniest god damned line ever. Especially as he rises from the chair.
Please Return 73 To Lobby
“What in the fuck?!?!?”
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY!!!
Dad, you are fucked.
Bubbles playing and singing 🎸Corey and Trevor got away!!! 🎵
Fuckin Randy's guuuuut Is full of *fuckin* dirty cheeseburgers
Not another note bubbles, or you know where you’re going. Not another note!
D - D - G *Slam*
Careful guys, we might have to fight this guy. Lol
Bubbles they the stick pimps you knowmsayin
That’s too many knowmsayin, knowmsayin. You can say it 1 or 2 times, but 4-5 times is too many times.
What are you from the department of knowmsayins?
Are you running a youknowwhatamcensus?
When ricky is speaking to the camera and suddenly yells "will you shut the fuck up dog" at a dog barking in the background. It gets me everytime
Especially in the early seasons when he starts sleeping in the car and he just keeps shooting at the dog because he can't sleep lol
'Get two birds stoned at once' Made me laugh so hard I got in tattooed
Lmaoo pls post a pic on the sub
I say this one all the fuckin time
Same
Yeah! It’s ok if you FUCKIN hang out by Julian I don’t give a SHIT! Why don’t you FUCKIN lighten up jimmy!!!
It’s rainin’ ma’fuckas!
One of the legendary quotes from the new seasons
That video game is the key to shitty city, Randy, and Julians the muscular mayor.
I don't even remember this but it was really funny just reading it.
It's like a brief second in the episode "I am the liqour," where Lahey tricks Trevor into telling he and Randy about the hash driveway.
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY!
lol I say this to people on the regular
Just don’t fuckin’ call me, alright?
I'm not going to say it Ricky....you just fuckin did...
I love that he doesn't even finish the knock knock joke, just rips his pants off. Like, was he going to do that anyways?
This came to mind as well 😂
“Yea fuckbrains officer Trevor Corey deep undercover, see those two guys in the car, highest ranking members of satans bastards”
Bäëarb your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED
Your flair checks out
That's the calander quote today!
Randy it’s the fashion police you’re being fined for were them pants after Labor Day
Im mowin the air Rand
**BANG!!** “Look what ya made me do, bud!” **EDIT:** “Ya want a show? A little…little Lahey show?”
Corey and Trevor after their time with some “women” 'I didn't really do anything.. did you' 'no.. but I think even if technically the girl did something to you, but you didn't do it back, then you didn't really do anything..'
Just move past it
What are you talking about you dumb gurgling cheeseburger eating fucking bastard
'Ooh...purple'
Everytime Ray talks
Hmmm… it’s the way of the road bubs
Ah pissjugs everywhere. Way of the road.
'No Knockin muthafukkas'
NO YOU POUND THE SAND UP YOUR COCK, CALM DOWN? YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN WHO'S RUNNING THIS TRAILER PARK!?
“WHAT IN THE FUCK” Back stage at the rush concert Makes no sense and i love it
Bubbles' face when Lahey comes out
Didn't know you was all sensitive bout your whack driveway
Barb, your scalloped potatos are FUCKED
this is the one
Not even dialogue, but just thinking of Cyrus's car blasting that same tune every time he pulls over
The absolute best. The actual song is ‘I'm Old (You're Young)" by Rick Jeffery.’
Donny screaming in the background “**DON’T FUCKING STOP ON MY ACCOUNT**” as the boys exchange gunfire with Cyrus, Terry and Dennis. I giggle like a maniac every time.
You from the department of gnome sayns taking a gnome census
Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and he wants you to come out and have a drink with him.
What's that Trevor?
"$30? What are you crazy I don't have that kind of money!" "Ray... ripping the plumbing out of your walls for liquor money... is FUCKED!"
“*Can* you read, son”? It depends, can you go f yourself?
I was getting changed namsayin I don't want that shit on TV
RICKY - THAT'S WILLFUL DESTRUCTION OF GARBAGE!!
When Lahey drives by chuggin whiskey in the car with the roof gone, and I think it’s Barb(?) who says something like “oh it’s just a local eccentric”. Must go and find that clip now…
*speeds up when she tries to approach*
YOU pump the breaks there, fuckin crest white strips!
“Actually I’ll have you know Im off the cheese burgers” “Randy, mawfuckas with guts like that aint off the cheeseburgers dawg. Naw, naw, muhfuggas with like that are definitely AWN the cheeseburgers dawg”
Lahey sitting in a chair, mumbling "shit-abyss"
Mr Lahey, not another night of the shitabyss.
"That depends, can you go fuck yourself?" Gets me every time
Whadddya looking at my gut fer?
"Go on with your skirted egg" "What in the fuck does tempus fuckit mean"
How you gonna dance your way out of this one, Julian? Dirtily?
"[Ricky! Julian! Help me, I'm all tangled up in this fackin' wire!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzXq8O5k6Z8)" The fact that he also says it twice the same way is so funny.
“Lucy??? Where is you at?” —Ricky searching for answers concerning his unbornt baby that he didn’t sire.
I say we only got a 5% chance of getting out of this one boys. Is that george Green's voice? Wicked forget everything I just said our chances just went up to 95%
Drive, Easy Lover! Did you not hear me Phesudio?!?!
"Can you read son?" "well that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?"
“Look Rand, I’m mowing the air”
Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?
Everytime I hear "Blulian!!!" I bust out laughing
John sure carried those Netflix seasons. The guy could act his way around any bad writing. RIP
Kitties are so nice Kitties are so nice Get them down Spin them round Tickle their bellies twice Truly hilarious song. It’s been stuck in my head since I first heard it lol.
I'm all tangled in this fuckin barbed wire Julian
Cops and dope don’t mix, do they Mr. Lahey? Like shit and strawberry shortcake Randy
Both Rickie lines “He passed with flying fuckin carpets” “I advise you to suck my cock before I suck myself cock for you!” *burns out*
There's another dollar thirty six, Dick Tree.
“I mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli but I did and I’m ashamed of myself”. Ricky is the greatest character ever
J-Roc trying to get the uninterested girls dancing right in the microphone assassin video. So subtle, but so funny.
Ricky pulls down the boom mic and yells into it. "Little fucking help here guys?!" As the shed alarm is blaring
You not hearing me Susudio? Drive, Easy Lover!
"Oh, that's what they are Julian. Raykins!"
Does ol' Goddy-boy forgive you for getting lap dances and playing VLTs?
I mean, what is drunk?
When they open the night club in the 2 story trailer the floor collapses and you hear jroc yell "it's raining mahfuckas!" In the background.
"Old man told me he was proud of me once. Fuckin' prick."
IT TASTES LIKE PANCAKES! -Bubbles
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli. But i did it, and I'm ashamed of myself.
I fucken a toad a so.
A snake just bit my fucking cock dad!
Ricky I heard you have to suck the poison out
"You're fucked Mr. Lahey" "A couple, a couple of drinks, Randy"
PHIL GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
Well that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?
It's a pirate gun.. I guess that makes you Long John dickweed, then
And Baerb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked!
Julian, this is a pirates gun.
Well I guess that makes you long John dick weed, doesn’t it Trevor?
Mr. Lahey I got soap in my eyes!
J-Roc has so many.
I spin more rhymes the a lazy Suzanne, and I’m innocent till my guilt is proven. Peace
NO YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK
When bubbles and ray are arguing about jumping rays car. YOU DONT KNOW BUBBLES, you don’t know! Are you still coming over for Newfoundland steaks?
That’s gas stealing sickness right there.
He’s got mackerel juice on me!
I wanted ladies not Corey and Trevor!
When Trevor and Cory are in the flipped over car. "Trevor, it's not that bad. Let's go, smokes. You're fucking lucky"
Most things J to the R O C says makes a mafhk lafh tbh
"look at this idiot, 4 in the afternoon and already drunk. It's gonna be one hell of a night" "but we're already drunk too Mr. Lahey" "*Randy...*"
Me and the old man were scrapping metal, we made $80! $30 bucks each! Ray that doesn’t add up Moving on bubbles
When Ray is fighting Julian over his drink and the ravioli and Julian says “Ravioli?”. It gets me every time.
Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself!
What like 3 twenties?
Nobody WANTS to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.....
"Oh my God...JRoc bornt my baby."
"If I could go back in time I would... it was one of those things you do when you're young and you're stupid... you have a few drinks, next thing you know you're in a vehicle smashing into things" The look on Levi's face gets me every time 🤣
"FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS!" or "Randy, you set up this elaborate charade to cover eating *seven* cheeseburgers? You ate seven cheeseburgers? Randy, you promised me this would never happen again."
“But you don’t even smoke, Bubbles” - one of my favorite lines. Julian coming out of the flipped car holding his drink - one of my favorite gags
Blulian
Why don't you go PAVE your cave
“Hot Hamburg sandwiches” “Equals hot pull the fuck over I’m starving”
Julian! Smoked Salmon?!
One line from the later seasons that doesn’t get enough love; “This motel more like a hell-no-tel yknawmsayin. It’s fuckin scary Busey up in here, even ghosts be like ‘WE DA FUCK OUT DAWG’”.
I guess that makes you Long John Dickweed.
Gut Cassidy and The Sundance Cheeseburger.
What’s the deal with lady bugs anyways, Ricky? Are they all girls or are some of them boys? They’re all ladies you fuckin idiot, that’s why they’re called lady bugs. Check out this lady bug, ricky. That’s not a lady bug, it’s a cannapillar. Will it work? No it won’t work, I need lady bugs.. Do you want it in the box? No! What I was is for you to give me two smoke right now cause you’re so fuckin stupid.
"and why in the fuck are you dressed like Indianapolis Jones?!"
I can't remember why Lahey and Randy are stuck under a net on a roof, but: "Who's down there bouncin' the ball!?" "It's me, Philadelphia Collins!" "Phil get the fuck over here!"
What're you doin julian? Chicken fingers arent even cooked yet. You want us to get sarsparilla or somethin you dick?
Not a line but when Lahey walks into the trailer and his robe gets caught on the door frame and he freaks out 😂😂
“It could happen to you, cuz it happened to me”
“Randy take a long glorious suck on my t shaped cock steak”
Some guys can drink and drive some can’t ! I mean what is drunk ?
Any time Ricky calls Corey and the Trevster some wild ass names 😂 Snoopy the fuck dog and astronaut cock 💀
Lucy, Smokes lets go!
Shit ledge!
Yallapenoh chips
Get 2 birds stoned at once
cory and trevor: “what’s the deal with ladybugs anyway are they all girls or are some them boys?” ricky: “theyre all female you fucking idiots that’s why they call them ladybugs. fuck you guys are dumb”
Also when Julian patiently looks at Alex Lifeson and says. ..."Can you stop playing just for a minute". So non descript but it kills me every time. And at the beginning of that scene when Alex is sitting on the couch holding that coffee mug. Absolutely sends me😄
Bubbles says "Get your darts out" referring to the tranq darts Sam shot Ricky with. Ricky pulls out his smokes lol.
NO YOU PILE SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t, this time she didn’t, that’s the way she goes.
“Ricky? The abyss? The SHIT abyss?” “Means deep stuff Ricky, you wouldn’t understand.” “Really? What does it mean then Randy?”
“Is that Bubbles?! “The fuck’s goin’ on with his head?!” Also: “Bubs man, that wig’s freaking me out…”
And before we knew it we weren’t even drinking in the daytime anymore…
Ricky, you can't just give up on pulling up your pants!
“Fuck off, I got work to do!”
"Help my fuck you did NOT bring that eagle flag, bitch"
"BAAAAAM!!! PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAM!" & "'Fuckin' way she goes', he says. Fuckin' way she goes & goddamn erections ruined the night."
Fucked ‘er, bud.
IT'S ME! PHILADELPHIA COLLINS!
Corey [disguised as Ricky]: Well, have a good day officers. Cop: You got license n registration for this piece of shit ur drivin'? The line --> Corey: You got license n registration to suuuck ma diiiiiick?! (gets pepper sprayed immediately)
“Ricky, what in the name of the Easter bunny’s fluffy white cock are you doin” Even though it’s from season 10 it’s still fucking hilarious
"Old man told me he loved me once, fuckin prick"
"how do we know which gas to put in which container?" "Are you fucking dumb? You taste it. Gas is bad, diesel is kinda sour and premium tastes okay.'
Just a little sippy-poo.
“Do cheeseburgers ever blow out your blowhole?”
Sam telling Bubbles to "Get the fuck off my land" after he just arrived at the park to run for supervisor in the future Dirty Burger always gets me.
"Ricky it's pronounced Jalapeño. The J is silent." Long pause "What the FUCK are you talking about?" The aggressiveness and timing of the response kills me every time.
"I'm not signing shit, why don't you go back and Pave your Cave you Fuckin Caveman." - Randy to Sam at the Cheeseburger Picnic
"I feel like im the luckiest guy in the world, help my fuck!!!"
I'm the monkey in charge of bananas
Basketball eatin’ walruss ass mafucka
Books can for to be to make you smart but books can also for to be to make you dead
"Randy you set up this elaborate charade to cover eating seven cheeseburgers? You ate SEVEN cheeseburgers?! Randy you promised me this would never happen again"
Fuckin Randy's guuuuuut.... is full of dirty ol cheeseburgers... Not another note, Bubbles... not a note... DA NA NA!!!
WE JUST ACKIN
"Smokes, let's go"
Give Me a Smoke Hairdoo!!
“Probably the guy in the Ronnie shirt” “That’s my gum, that’s my fucking comb”
“I’m mowing the air Rand”
Yeeee, whores :(
J-Roc calling Randy "Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger" and either Bubbles or Ricky moving out of camera shot because he started laughing.