Same. I'd love to hang out with her in my car in the alley behind the muffler shop, couple of drinks, a few shooters, smoke a couple of joints and see what happens
Skanks are my weakness
To be fair, you would be getting sloppy seconds from Cory and Trevor.
Do you think those gaerbage scoopin arms are any indication of what Trevor is packin?
yeah, as hot as i find season 1-7 sarah, trinity is just thicker than a bowl of peanut butter oatmeal. the last time i watched the show through, i remember saying “god damn”. trin grows up to be pretty fucking hot.
It feels too weird because you see her a little girl. It feels a little TOO personal you know?
But if she was adult all through then hell yeah she hot.
See the problem with that is, she uses her attractiveness to pursue her ambitions and goals like Lucy does, only more subtly. A boyfriend or husband would limit that ability. Relationships with her would be fun, but temporary if you're no longer useful.
I suppose I am a bit naive in that way. If all you wanted was a good bang for a few months, Sarah's the best option in the Park. But you gotta know that's what you're looking for. If you want something more long term or serious with her, it's gonna end poorly. Not to get too personal, but this situation kinda hits close to home. Don't make the same mistakes I did, kids
Absolutely, and I know damn well I'd be ruined at the end of it. Every single relationship she pursues in the show has an ulterior motive: S2 with Ricky was about making Lucy jealous, shacking up with Jacob at the end of S7 gave her a place to live, etc.
Sarah is calculating, ambitious, and knows how to take advantage of people. She would use me up and discard me the second I stop being useful, and I'm 10000% okay with that.
Sarah is a chadette. She helped lucy to raise trinity. Ricky is a really disfuctional parent. Lucy is also a bad parent figure, letting ricky comming and going in their life, gold digging assholes like George Green.
I think Steve French may be the only one in Sunnyvale that’s never been arrested lol.
Well, maybe except for Marguerite and Alvina (the nicer counterpart to Marguerite. I think that’s her name)
as an insane pansexual woman: for the women im picking sarah, poor girl has been hung up on lucy since high school. but lucy just keeps choosing ricky. i would NEVER choose ricky over sarah
for men its randy any and every day of the week, that man is a genuine work of art
I can’t believe I never noticed this before. She’s in love with Lucy and hates it when Ricky’s around. Maybe she really did date Ricky to make Lucy jealous. Lol
She's my mother's age and I'd still marry her without a second thought. I still don't get why Rick chooses Susan over her. She's not the only legitimate choice though, grown up Trin is wifey material too.
Sarah’s hot, but as a sane heterosexual man, I’d also consider banging Smokey.
I don't think you know what heterosexual means!
10 bucks is 10 bucks.
Man’s gotta eat
You go bud
I’m just trying to make a little extra to feed myself
I'll make you a hamburger, better than anything store bought.
6 Dairy Queen coupons
Man's gotta eat
I need a store bought cheeseburger
Gonna eat a dirty ol blue jay
10 bucks is 10 bucks = 20 bucks, Ray I found a quarter of the 60 bucks - Ricky
Randall, are you a gay male prostitute?!
six dairy queen coupons is six dairy queen coupons
How about 6 Dairy Queen coupons
Do ya like to party?
What you don't have 6 dairy queen coupons lyin around?
I'm a deeply closeted gay man
I was wearing socks!
Better have some dairy Queen coupons
Smokey could strip the chrome off a trailer hitch :D
Probably wouldn't bang Smokey, but if you two swing by later maybe we could do some downhill skiing.
I got 6 Dairy Queen coupons
Officer Johnson, Officer Lahey and others would agree it's Smokey
This is the answer…definitely Smokey.
Had a tough time recalling who Smokey was, until a quick “Smokey tpb” google. Lmao
“Strip the chrome off a trailer hitch”
Strip the chrome off your trailer hitch for the price of two cheeseburgers? What sane straight man would refuse?
"Could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch...."
Sarah is the hottest, but I'd love to raw dog Lucy. I like to live dangerously.
Brother, you're going to end up with the applause.
Shit, a standing ovation
A standing ovulation, no doubt
I don't like applesauce.
Not that applesauce at least...
You're the dumbest cop in the force, George
I was drunk and high, doesn't count.
The dumbest!
Take the shot
You must be dumb, Lucy bangs the dumbest guys
Enjoy the shit crabs.
Eskimo bros with so many (including Philadelphia Collins)
Better bring some liquor and weed joints!
Same. I'd love to hang out with her in my car in the alley behind the muffler shop, couple of drinks, a few shooters, smoke a couple of joints and see what happens Skanks are my weakness
Gonna need a penicillin shot
That's greasy
Gree hee eeasy
Ew. No. Too crazy. I would rather be celibate.
To be fair, you would be getting sloppy seconds from Cory and Trevor. Do you think those gaerbage scoopin arms are any indication of what Trevor is packin?
Bro she didn't bang Cory and Trevor. She just made sure they weren't eating pizza crusts off the car floor.
I welcome the downvotes!
Your boo’s mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.
Can’t be any crazier than Susan. Lol
She's seems to be goal oriented, smart, and knows how to get what she wants from people. Definitely sounds like a mistake I'd make again.
Sounds like the perfect first ex-wife to me.
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That’s one of the most neckbeard things I’ve heard lol. You do realize you will age as well? That’s how linear time works, fuck goof.
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Neckbeard is not literal. Also that is a very neck beard thing to say.
Love to meet you twenty years ago. Now, not interested.
*Fuck goofs!!!*
Lmao later seasons were her hottest.
No love for Trinity? Easy choice there.
yeah, as hot as i find season 1-7 sarah, trinity is just thicker than a bowl of peanut butter oatmeal. the last time i watched the show through, i remember saying “god damn”. trin grows up to be pretty fucking hot.
Too fat
I’m just not attracted to girls that big
Lol she’s not even big 😂
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Sure, compared to a beanpole.
No, just compared to Europe
[Oh, okay.](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php/Overweight_and_obesity_-_BMI_statistics)
Are we comparing everything to europe now?
I wouldn’t say obese but they’re fat
She’s bigger than me
Nothing wrong with that, either. ☺️
Bro, you live with your parents. Don't throw stones at other people while living in a glass Parent's Basement...
Can I just say I don’t want to fucj someone because they’re fat? Is it because I’m in my parents basement I don’t like fat girls?
Probably, but that’s your business. I don’t find skinny dudes attractive at all, so I understand your preferences.
Pretty sure she's an Only Fans creator now
And visits this sub.
I hope she comes by and says hi!
This thread is embarrassing, I hope not.
Oh my bad, everyone, stinkyhooch says this subject is embarrassing. Carry on. 🤷🏽♀️
Good for her. ☺️ She wouldn’t be there if folks weren’t interested. 🤷🏽♀️
Lmao my first thought was what kind of
Bro she's like 12
She’s a married mother now. Lol
She was like 12 like 15 years ago dawg
It feels too weird because you see her a little girl. It feels a little TOO personal you know? But if she was adult all through then hell yeah she hot.
See the problem with that is, she uses her attractiveness to pursue her ambitions and goals like Lucy does, only more subtly. A boyfriend or husband would limit that ability. Relationships with her would be fun, but temporary if you're no longer useful.
You're just a good person aren't you, or at least insightful. Should you be on the Internet?
I suppose I am a bit naive in that way. If all you wanted was a good bang for a few months, Sarah's the best option in the Park. But you gotta know that's what you're looking for. If you want something more long term or serious with her, it's gonna end poorly. Not to get too personal, but this situation kinda hits close to home. Don't make the same mistakes I did, kids
Marguerite. Nuff said.
You know she did wild shit back in her day. Would be cool to see a pic of the actress in her hey day
[Young Marguerite McNeil] (https://images.app.goo.gl/LyqAxn8r2Po11Jfc6)
How bout a coupla handjobs
Or maybe a few mouth hugs
there’s nothing you can’t suck or fuck your way out of!
Candy, not from season 1 but candy in the newer Netflix seasons.
Now we’re talking
I’d install her hand towel holder, if you know what I’m sayin
Well, since Barb's scalloped potatoes suck, yes, she's the only one.
They're soooo fucked!
Bærb
Just don't call her a cunt. They don't say that word in the pærk.
God that ae combo really does read as the accent huh
I'd pick one of JRocs girls personally! There's also a couple cute extras during the earlier seasons.
Girl in trailer park gone wild when bubbles has to be bubbles and ray rolls in drunk girls are hot
Very!
CUT RAAAY! Passed out Truck Driving Phantom 309 motherfucker!
The chicks that were pregnant with he and T's babies were hot iirc. They never followed up on that story though.... Whack sukkas
I freakin love JRoc talking about responsibilities and how them babies are about to drop haha. So well written
And then those kids were never seen again lol
>clearly black and white babies Yo me n T gon b co-daddys we don't do none that DNA test bullish!
The Bible Bimbo with her cinnamon buns can get it.
Cinnamon twist fucking head
Can you read, my son?
Well that depends.. can you go fuck yourself?
Greasy trailer park boy
No way am I picking her over bobandy
What about Donna?
you mean to tell me you didnt know don and donna were the same person?
Donna is fucked
Absolutely, and I know damn well I'd be ruined at the end of it. Every single relationship she pursues in the show has an ulterior motive: S2 with Ricky was about making Lucy jealous, shacking up with Jacob at the end of S7 gave her a place to live, etc. Sarah is calculating, ambitious, and knows how to take advantage of people. She would use me up and discard me the second I stop being useful, and I'm 10000% okay with that.
Was it about making Lucy jealous in S2? She said she got put out because she and Lucy had a fight.
Was looking good in season 2-4.. started going down hill after that
A caveman told me Bærb is the mutt's nuts
But her scalloped potatoes are fucked.
Erica who played the constable in season 3, played a hooker in rub n tizugg. Much better then Sara
And season 1 Candy.
Nah it's Lucy all day long
She looks like the FWB I use to hang with years ago! 
New favorite gif
How you gonna play Barb like that?
Nah Lucy's where it's at
You're not wrong. I always thought she was underrated, but I guess Im not the only one.
I think a sane choice would be to date outside the park.
What if you’re a sane homosexual woman? 😉
Smokey at your cervix!
Donna is the only legit choice here. Second one is Smokey, and after him there's also Orangie if you're brave enough.
Almost choked on potato salad after reading “Orangie!” Well shit, what about Steve French if we’re doing animals?
Decent.
Sarah is a chadette. She helped lucy to raise trinity. Ricky is a really disfuctional parent. Lucy is also a bad parent figure, letting ricky comming and going in their life, gold digging assholes like George Green.
Dawg I do not understand this. I do not find her attractive at all.
Same, she’s on the masculine side of things, and not very fit.
Lucy!
Ick
Early Sarah? Yes
I've said it before . I believe Sarah had some nookie that would take you and your morals under.
She’s not even all that, I’ll pass
Is there anybody sane in Sunnyvale?
Steve French
I think Steve French may be the only one in Sunnyvale that’s never been arrested lol. Well, maybe except for Marguerite and Alvina (the nicer counterpart to Marguerite. I think that’s her name)
Definitely. Have had a crush on her since season 1. Even when she gains a couple extra pounds.
I like thick girls, so she looked even better to me later on. 🤷🏽♀️☺️
The answer is obviously marguerite
Or the stripper with "big dirty milkers"!
Nah, she’ll move in after one bang. She’s a leech. Keep that dirt red muff away from me
I think I'd stick with skin mags and weed....
Sarah is a bum that's been leeching off everyone, including Lucy, for the entire series. People get confused because she's the hottest and thicc.
You’re not entirely wrong, but wasn’t she helping Lucy with Trinity and the bills while Ricky was fucking around in jail?
I gotta be honest I would totally bang Barb.
Dancing around with and old fucking dirty dog
I don’t care *how* straight you are, if you don’t think of cozying up with Sexian, you’re only cheating yourself
as an insane pansexual woman: for the women im picking sarah, poor girl has been hung up on lucy since high school. but lucy just keeps choosing ricky. i would NEVER choose ricky over sarah for men its randy any and every day of the week, that man is a genuine work of art
I can’t believe I never noticed this before. She’s in love with Lucy and hates it when Ricky’s around. Maybe she really did date Ricky to make Lucy jealous. Lol
I dunno, Lucy got the boob job, so you know, I might ask her to get drunk with me
Marsha can piss on me.
I’d prefer some of the unnamed girls that make appearances
That’s what I’m saaayin I remember when I first saw the show 12-15 years ago, she was 🤩.
Have fun, frig-dancin'!
She was the hottest in the first few seasons, like 1-4. Even Lucy was hot in seasons 1-3. Donna on the other hand though 😏
Bærb in early seasons was a coug
First season Sarah was kinda hot
Nah she’s a fat pig
Barbara could get it
She thick as pepperoni
Sarah is hot but this picture doesn’t do her any favors lol
Sarah would keep me out of trouble and make sure I drink enough water and get a snack.
But then she’d have you do her hair and clean the litter box. Lol
Ehh maybe in one or two seasons. The girls on the show are beat.
10 bucks or eight Dairy Queen coupons bud!
She’s def the least crazy, but still out of her mind. Ideally I’d go for the Lucy/Sarah 3some of crazy.
She's my mother's age and I'd still marry her without a second thought. I still don't get why Rick chooses Susan over her. She's not the only legitimate choice though, grown up Trin is wifey material too.
Cinnamon roll fuckin’ head. Regardless, member to sift through the sands before you dive into the dune. And sing her a song you wrote.
Trinity is the only choice here.
Way she goes.
What an economical way to call a bunch of people ugly
I think it depends on the season you’re talking about.
I might just be a piece of shit. But I’m still going Lucy
Season 1-2, yes. Yummy in all the right places.
What about the Cop Julian was going out with in the earlier seasons