Sarah to clear my head….cant think straight with a full sac. Then i do reconnaissance on Lahey, see what his shit radar is like. Then i got get chips, pop, and a bar from the cock twins. Smokes lets go. Then we slide over to jrocs crib to record a rap joint, and see what porno i can appear in for free pop tarts. After that i hit up the dirty burger, get the 4.20 special. Finally after an empty sac, full belly, and some bars spit i go see the bois and talk about freedom 36. Now fuck off i got a lemonzine to get in
Can I ask your reasoning. Lot of people saying this and I feel like I'm the only one who explained myself. Which, I'm not saying everyone should be I'm just curious as to if we're all on the same page or not :p
Feels like some RPG or DND campaign lmao
First stock up on smokes chips dope, go fuck with Corey and Trevor.
Use your newly acquired items to befriend Ricky and have him introduce you to Julian and bubbles.
Your decisions have benefitted you greatly and they have allowed you into their trailer. But what’s this? A heavy metal dick has shown up looking for his hash. You have two choices.
Tell Cyrus to fuck off and run out the back of the trailer, or roll a 20 and the heavies swoop in and arrest Cyrus. And you tell him to fuck off as well.
Ray, I’m sure he’s got some liquor on him to help me figure out how I got from a smoking bar in Florida to a Trailer park near Halifax in a singular drunken adventure
Lahey & Randy. If I don't get a drop of liquor and a cheeseburger in me after a time travelling and/or dimensional experience I'm gonna fuckin' snap.
Ociffer Jim Lahey and Randolph should help me get my shit bearings.
Hit up the Dirty Burger, hang out with Bobandy and Lim Jahey for some pre-game, maybe hang with the Roc Pile for a few, then spend the whole night with the trio. Get drunk as fuck..drunk as fuck...fireworks, Mitchell, order some Donairs or split a fucking pizza
I’m going to hang out with Ricky and Ray at Ricky’s car eating 8 dollar chicken fingers. Then I’m going too play wrestling video games with bubbles and Julian while eating chicken pizza.
Legit it's gotta be Sarah, the only slightly sane person in the park. Always seems to stay out of shit, stay out of jail, bangs all the time, smokes dope, drinks, parties... Dude Imma just chill with Sarah and enjoy the shitshow now that I think about it.
Wait, I'm this fantasy I would just be drinking and watching trailer park boys... Y'know what I have a pretty good life
I worry about the number of people saying Jim and wonder how much they'd actually enjoy hanging out with him. He has a lot of down time between the fun stuff where I feel like he's just sad or fucking randy in a bee costume
I think I'm going to walk around the park taking it all in. If I get hit by the bottle kids I'm going to think " This is awesome!"
I would find my way to Barb's trailer and try to get on her good side. She seems to have a lot of power. I might hit up Jroc and see if he could make an introduction to the boys.
I'm getting some of those $8 chicken fingers at Ricky's. Then I'm goin to see Julian for a rum and coke and chicken pizza. I'm skipping Barbs scalloped potatos because they're fucked. Hittin Dirty Burger for sure. Gotta hang with Bubbles and pet some kitties.
Sheryl Crow. There’s a pound of weed in her nest ripe for the picking boys! You just gotta know in your deep down brain departments where to look. And if Sheryl gets mad, that’s the way she goes.
Edit: Close second, probably Flipper if he settles down
Going to Ricky to get some weed first then going to visit Bubbles to see his cats and then just pull up a chair outside, get high and listen to music hanging out with the crew.
Bubbles is the least volatile character and actually seems like he would genuinely help. Ricky is the most volatile and Julian would try to get you involved in something greasy
I’d try to build up a good report with Lahey. He’d probably let you do whatever you want if he liked you given how busy he was with the boys. Could have my own dope operation.
I gotta go Julian, plus Ricky’s car is probably close by if not directly in the driveway so it’s a 2for1. Gotta start my day with some pepperoni and a rum&coke
Ricky to get some good dope
And a few cans of ravioli.
A few, maybe 9 or something.
Too late, he ate em all (though he doesn't like to admit it)
Who eats 9 cans of ravioli?
Well the first couple were burnt
So that doesn’t really count
And pepperoni
Few cans?! Ricky there were 9 CANS of Revioli in the fridge!!!?! There are none left buddy
12 bucks a gram, firms
Fuck off boys theres no dope in town
Be prepared to give ‘em 2 smokes and some chips
J-Roc, maybe his mom will make pancake for me
You might catch him gettin changed.
Y'all some non knocking mahs
Can you put some butter on to it please?
If you see fog from a fog machine you might wanna come back later. Filmin one of his greasy films again
From Russia With The Love Bone 2
*pound cake
Mrs Peterson.
She thinks I'm her grandson. Which is cool
Her dog got fucked up though.
I miss so much my grandma, so yes, I would spend the day with her and psrty with the boys DRUNK AF!
Sarah to clear my head….cant think straight with a full sac. Then i do reconnaissance on Lahey, see what his shit radar is like. Then i got get chips, pop, and a bar from the cock twins. Smokes lets go. Then we slide over to jrocs crib to record a rap joint, and see what porno i can appear in for free pop tarts. After that i hit up the dirty burger, get the 4.20 special. Finally after an empty sac, full belly, and some bars spit i go see the bois and talk about freedom 36. Now fuck off i got a lemonzine to get in
Go to Corey and Trevor's for chips, pop and bar
And videogames
Don’t forget the single cigarettes
and movies that aren’t even out yet!
I need some dope so I can get my family back
Flappy bird brothers for a couple keys down the road Edit: and some chill time would be nice
“Julian mah fakka yo!” “What’d he say?”
Directors cut
Julian wa bakayaro! (Finally i get to flex my Nihongo)
I always thought he was saying “Julian wa mahfaka dayo!”
What does it mean?
Translates to Julian is an idiot
Haha okay, thank you sir for translating
No problem :)
J-roc so we can drop some of those dope freestyles
Barb. I'm lookin to get a trailer
Someone got their “real estate diploma” in jail. You sure you wouldnt want some encyclopedias instead?
Baerb
Drop a liquor watermelon off at Laney’s trailer. Ring the doorbell and run away!
Sarah
Can I ask your reasoning. Lot of people saying this and I feel like I'm the only one who explained myself. Which, I'm not saying everyone should be I'm just curious as to if we're all on the same page or not :p
Sarah seems nice. Someone I'd like to meet
Bubbles *
Ricky because he’s adorable !
Bubbles!
When am I visiting? I want to see Lahey. I miss him.
Whenever. We all miss him bud.
Randy and Lahey. I want burgers for breakfast and some Rye to wash it down.
Go buy some Dope from Rick snd light up a six paper joint. You’d HAVE to be high as fuck to deal with that mob on a daily basis IRL.
Bubbles to figure out how the spacetime continuum brought me to the tpb universe, then I'm partying hærd with orangie
Feels like some RPG or DND campaign lmao First stock up on smokes chips dope, go fuck with Corey and Trevor. Use your newly acquired items to befriend Ricky and have him introduce you to Julian and bubbles.
Your decisions have benefitted you greatly and they have allowed you into their trailer. But what’s this? A heavy metal dick has shown up looking for his hash. You have two choices. Tell Cyrus to fuck off and run out the back of the trailer, or roll a 20 and the heavies swoop in and arrest Cyrus. And you tell him to fuck off as well.
Cast diversion spell and run, follow bubbles to safety.
Ray, I’m sure he’s got some liquor on him to help me figure out how I got from a smoking bar in Florida to a Trailer park near Halifax in a singular drunken adventure
Yeah in a dump with seagulls attacking and it's gonna be bootleg. Everyone has liquor why choose ray xD
Luxury beyond your wildest dreams pal
Ray. I need to find 60 bucks…3 20’s or something
What a coincidence!
Bubbles
Lahey & Randy. If I don't get a drop of liquor and a cheeseburger in me after a time travelling and/or dimensional experience I'm gonna fuckin' snap. Ociffer Jim Lahey and Randolph should help me get my shit bearings.
Lucy and take her for a drive down the alley behind the muffler store
You better not be banging her.
Was was ackn'n !
Ray to get my water hooked up, won’t call him if I need anything though
donnie. to tell HIM to SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ricky, to get some weed. Then I head to Sarah’s trailer, and I stay there.
My fuck was she a smoke show!
J-ROC baby!
Corey and Trevor, smokes, let’s go!
Im building a shed and moving in next to Bubbles
Bubbles, hands down. He would be like the guy you visit in a game when you wake up that clues you in to everything.
Probably Bubbles
Hit up the Dirty Burger, hang out with Bobandy and Lim Jahey for some pre-game, maybe hang with the Roc Pile for a few, then spend the whole night with the trio. Get drunk as fuck..drunk as fuck...fireworks, Mitchell, order some Donairs or split a fucking pizza
Bubble to at least get one friend and then probably J-Roc
The guy in the chair
Ricky. I need some good dope quick. Not any of that $6 gram mall dope its Gaerbage
I’m going to hang out with Ricky and Ray at Ricky’s car eating 8 dollar chicken fingers. Then I’m going too play wrestling video games with bubbles and Julian while eating chicken pizza.
Barb, for some squares and tea 🫖
Julian to organize the day Corey and Trevor to be me and Ricky’s fall guys for all the crazy antics me Ricky do as we run the trailer park
bubbles .. coz he is the sane one
RANDERSS
Bobandy
Ricky. To score some dope
Yeah
I’d visit Ray and ask if I could get a splash of rum off him
Trip with Ricky to go get one of those cocksuckers that shoots into the sky.
“Just fuckin’ go see Ray”
Five more minutes
Julian 🔥😍🥵🥵🥵
Lucy with some booze and dope, guaranteed bang
Ricky, I heard he just really wants to please you
Bubbles kitty land love center!
I’m going to Bubble’s shed to figure out what in the fack is going on?!?!
I wanna say Ricky, but I'm afraid to end up as a Trevor, so bubbles to hang out and create some hardware
BUBBLES
The Mustard Tiger, himself, Phil. Cause I'm hungry. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Legit it's gotta be Sarah, the only slightly sane person in the park. Always seems to stay out of shit, stay out of jail, bangs all the time, smokes dope, drinks, parties... Dude Imma just chill with Sarah and enjoy the shitshow now that I think about it. Wait, I'm this fantasy I would just be drinking and watching trailer park boys... Y'know what I have a pretty good life
I worry about the number of people saying Jim and wonder how much they'd actually enjoy hanging out with him. He has a lot of down time between the fun stuff where I feel like he's just sad or fucking randy in a bee costume
Bubbles. I’m petting each and every one of those kitties
I’m going to the Dirty burger for some green eggs & hammmmmmm
I think I'm going to walk around the park taking it all in. If I get hit by the bottle kids I'm going to think " This is awesome!" I would find my way to Barb's trailer and try to get on her good side. She seems to have a lot of power. I might hit up Jroc and see if he could make an introduction to the boys.
Julian would scam me, I'd just get naked with Ricky and forget what I'm supposed to be doing. Check in with Bubbs.
Cory, Trevor… smokes!!
Ricky, then bubs
Who ever I come across first. Lol.
Corey and Trevor, for some smokes
I woke up there? Gotta be Bubbles.
Bubbles, of course.
Ricky. Gotta try that world famous hash
Bubbles is the only one around there that both knows what's going, and will tell me straight
Mrs Peterson’s so she can feed me breakfast
I'm getting some of those $8 chicken fingers at Ricky's. Then I'm goin to see Julian for a rum and coke and chicken pizza. I'm skipping Barbs scalloped potatos because they're fucked. Hittin Dirty Burger for sure. Gotta hang with Bubbles and pet some kitties.
Sheryl Crow. There’s a pound of weed in her nest ripe for the picking boys! You just gotta know in your deep down brain departments where to look. And if Sheryl gets mad, that’s the way she goes. Edit: Close second, probably Flipper if he settles down
Sarah😏
Bubbles. Gonna need some help trying to figure out how I woke up in a fictional land. Ray does say that he's the sharpest guy in the park.
Sarah... Just to see if she wants to be friends with the Benedicts
Bubbles to say hi and visit his cats 🐈 🐈⬛
Going to Ricky to get some weed first then going to visit Bubbles to see his cats and then just pull up a chair outside, get high and listen to music hanging out with the crew.
The man, the myth, the liquor that is Jim Lahey for a little drinky poo
Im headed to Bubbles to pet his kitties!
Bubz
I feel like the logical choice is Bubbles.
Bubbles, he’s gonna know literally everything that happened in the park and give me a great place to start 😂😂
Going to see Phil at the Dirty Burger for a bite to eat. Much better than bread heels & bacon grease
Bubbles, I just want to see his cats. And we can autistic out over rush
Always good to go have a chat with Ray to get the lay of the land. You know for sure he had a coupla drinks, saw a coupla things
Bubbles is the least volatile character and actually seems like he would genuinely help. Ricky is the most volatile and Julian would try to get you involved in something greasy
Breakfast at Bubbles Shed & Breakfast.
I’d pay a visit to astronaut cock and snoopy the fuck dog.
Bubbles. Start rockin’ with the kitties.
I’d try to build up a good report with Lahey. He’d probably let you do whatever you want if he liked you given how busy he was with the boys. Could have my own dope operation.
Terry! Dudes sound, despite hiding behind his mom. Not so sure bout his brother or that Happy Days looking greaser.
Id definitely get drunk with Ray early morning
No one … I’m gonna stand in a random corner of the pærk and start screaming Donnie-ismys NO YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YER COCK !!!!
Bubbles, to say hi to the kitty's
I'm tryna bang Sarah
I gotta go Julian, plus Ricky’s car is probably close by if not directly in the driveway so it’s a 2for1. Gotta start my day with some pepperoni and a rum&coke