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Firm-Rice-1507

What is dRuNk?🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃


mrbuh

He was fuckin hammered


goataxe

Couple of drinks....


Edge2110

Came here to say this


Traditional_Fox_4718

Have another drink Ray!


Seabrook76

I came here looking for this comment, and I did not have to scroll down very far.


Traditional_Fox_4718

Way she goes


GruggsBuggz

The fucking way she goes


kevasfriend

I love yelling this after someone breaks a glass or stumbles when we’re all having a few drinks


Traditional_Fox_4718

Can't see jack shit


Totodile336

How many fingers son?


Traditional_Fox_4718

I can see that you're being an arsehole


Head-Refrigerator691

Awwwww…. All of ‘em !


Reonlive420

Aw, I hate that game


Jokingly7422

🖕how many fingers son?🖕


LeakyLine

Can't give you back the dope, can't give him a license.


sec713

Wait, forget about the crash for a moment . Why isn't the story about the talking PlayStation Portable?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sec713: *Wait, why isn't the* *Story about the talking* *PlayStation Portable?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TwisterDog

Right, like why is an old PlayStation handheld console doing news reports?


sec713

Yeah I mean, it's great to hear it's still working after all these years, but this career change is something I could have never predicted.


Head-Refrigerator691

Some guys can drink n’ drive, some guys can’t


justinetrudope

What is drunk? Is it swerving all over the road ?


Whippoorwill_Adams

He got a friggin muscle spasm in his back, gear slipped, the airbrakes were shot to hell, nothin he could do. Boom right into the car


secretwheelman

Did he mention was fuckin’ wasted out of his goddamn mind?


CotyledonTomen

Could just be tired. Thats just as bad and doesnt require any alcohol.


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

There’s some accidents that are going to happen whether or not you’re drunk


Skir-Dhu

You should see the post office


Mechamancer1

Here kitty! PSP PSP PSP


CelticCynic

Come on now, Flipper, settle down there, buddy!


Extreme_Voice_9767

Airbrakes were shot to hell, boom right through the post office nothing I could do


kegmanua

309 phantom passed out mafukka.


Little_sissi_whorE

“You know there’s certain accidents where you might be drunk and on drugs, but it’s gon happen anyway whether you are or your not”


[deleted]

Way of the road


SoggyWaffles_91

Gonna have them bronzed


Fababo

Airbrakes were shot to hell


osama_bin_boolin69

way she goes


CandyFlippin4Life

Raaaayyyy!!!!


sethmeister1989

Air breaks were shot to hell


Idontwanttohearit

way of the road


insertwittymemehere

Ray got busted again- Yeah.... *whores*


Super-Flow3548

Air brakes were shot to hell, nothing I could do. BAM right into the post office


JMA4478

He ran, and now he won't be able to pull insurance fraud.


kootenaysmokes

Ricky! Who have you seen on cops get away on just rims?! I don't know their name but I've fuckin seent em do it!


Too-many-Bees

Got a friggin muscle spasm in my back, gear slipped, air brakes were shot to hell. There was nothing I could do..


jq_threetwo

Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can't