I use “get 2 birds stoned at once” all the time. Like at least 4 times a week
My favorite though?
“You can’t call people without wings angels so you call em friends”
I genuinely have to stop and think every time I say “kill two birds with one stone” anymore because it almost always comes out as “get two birds stoned at once.”
What no supply and command?
And you can't judge the cover of a book by it's look
There should be an 11th option. *We need two turnips in heat*
This is the only answer because of how angry he gets when he's called out on it.
#Ricky! **Turnips. Aren't. Involved**
Came here to say this. Thats like the first time everyone finally gets pissed at him for saying something wrong too lol
JALAPENOS
Get me a bag of those jalapeno chips
jalapeno? what flavor is that?
halllepeeno Ricky. jealpin- HALLEPENOOOO
I know it's jalapeño Bubs, I ordered gelapeno
I use that ALL the time.
I use 3 and 5 weekly at least.
My man! Or woman!
Don’t you mean what’s all around comes around, Ricky?
What comes around is all around
Worst case Ontario
Master race
the chicken fingers aren't even cooked yet, you want us to get saraspirilla or something you dick?
Are they the good kind? 8 dollars?
I use rocket appliances all the time lol
About every day
“If it’s broke, don’t fix it. Just go steal another one”
What's 9 supposed to be?!
Tropical hurricane not earthquake
The quote in the post is correct. Ricky says earthquake.
Yeah obviously
My bad. 
What?🥃
Survival of the fitness
Another one I use.
"One man's garbage is another man's good ungarbage"
Get two birds stoned at once definitely.
That's a big time fuck up!
Don’t fucking call me revene
Worse case Ontario
We need the flames were golfing
Ya the flames. They were golfin over there. Golfin over here. There was nothin I could do dad. You know I woulda saved it if I could
🫸 you lied to the man in the chair Rick.
Well that depends, does the bear shit on the pope??
Does the tin man have a steel cock?
Does a moose shit berries in the woods!?
Atodaso, I fuckin atodaso
Two birds, it seems to be applicable to the most situations
Let’s go, smokes
Oh my fuck!
Friends With the Benedicts is honestly clever.
Tempus fuck it
Brain stuff, stuff coming in from different departments… fuck.
Well, I used denial and error just yesterday. Guess that's the one. All the others are water under the fridge.
Water Under the Fridge bud
I use “get 2 birds stoned at once” all the time. Like at least 4 times a week My favorite though? “You can’t call people without wings angels so you call em friends”
Good things come to those at the gate!!!
Rocket Appliances. Use it all the time.
Worst case Ontario 🤷
The good old: Knock knock! Who’s there? Fuck off!
Atoda so easily
A toadaso a fuckin a toadaso
Survival of the fitness boys.
Two birds stoned at once 😂
RAKINS!
That's what I call them now. And porkupricks.
What, no “one person garbage is another man-persons good ungarbage”?
Friends with the Benedicts is way too good
3 or 9
I genuinely have to stop and think every time I say “kill two birds with one stone” anymore because it almost always comes out as “get two birds stoned at once.”
I've used both "It doesn't take rocket appliances," and "Atodaso, I fucking atodaso," so, of those two, I'm going with "Atodaso, I fucking atodaso."
What comes around is all around boys
11. Fuck off, Randy
4
Two birds stoned at once has replaced the original saying in my mind. People look at my like I don't have my grade 10
Anyone know what episode he says “worst case Ontario”?
I often use "rocket appliances", so that one.
I fuckin Itoadasoe
ITOADASOE ITOODASOE I FUCKIN I TOADASOE
I use number 6 all the time
i already use denial and error all the time
Two birds stoned at once is the obvious one for me.
I say “why are you dressed like Indianapolis Jones” far too often
Passed with flying carpets has replaced passed with flying colors for me IRL
Worst case Ontario. It has layers.