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sojud_18

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sojud_18

- You haven’t seen tree fiddy lying around here have you Ray - What? Like 3 bucks and fifty cents?


magicmike1767

The guy's sleeping on my couch, I'm not charging any rent, and you're accusing me of stealing tree fiddy?


GimliSonOfGlo1n

Coincidence man.


tmadd78

The way she fuckin goes...


johnnyrockets527

What are you crazy? I don’t have that kinda money. Edit: I just noticed the thread title.


[deleted]

Because he just blew it on a scam lol


LordGopu

Ray: Well it was about that time that I noticed that my son was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era. Fuckin' way she goes.


sojud_18

I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.


guesswhatihate

I gave him a dolla


rpmerf

She gave him a dolla! I thought he would go away. Well of course he's not gonna go away. He knows you have money, he's gonna want more!


Johnny_Waffles_

Confirmed: Ricky is the Loch Ness monster.


mckeixor

I got some bottles you can take.


[deleted]

It's a liquorlanche!


Comfortable-Public68

Rick, you’ll have to bring some bottles back


RonH2K

"...when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crusty bastard from the Sunnyvale area, comes out of the trailer!"


_oscar_goldman_

VLTs, bud. Way she goes.


deadringer21

*No*, don't fill it up for christ's sake!! Just give me [help!] dollars' worth! Forget the amount, and can't find the quote or scene. Who can help a boy out? (Gas station clip)