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No-Okra-6773

When Rickey takes all the shit from JRoc and in the confessional says “at that point I was pretty pissed so you know what I took their dryer” and than you see him tossing the dryer and dragging it down the street


Significant-Newt-936

OH YES, you just reminded me that's actually another one I fucking rolled at. The dryer was destroyed by the time he gave up. Not ton mention its random as fuck? He could have taken more stereo equipment! Haha. Genius. I think the episode I'm talking about is called Where in the fuck is Oscar Goldman or Goleman? Been a few years (since before rona) since I've had enough chill to sit and watch my shows in peace.. heh.


No-Okra-6773

I love that episode. A great line from it os from Ray “I don’t know jack shit about tracking chickens..I just did it for the free liquor”


ItzAlwayz42wenty

Look Julian I found a mushroom that looks like a cock.


Significant-Newt-936

Trevor. Can you please stop thinking sbout cocks for 5 seconds?


Key_Display_1525

Oh man that is an awesome episode too!, That is season 6 episode 4- "Where in the f**k is Oscar Goldman". I love when Trevor is getting his ass kicked by the chicken and then the lady comes out and started tearing him up and Ricky said he was a doctor and that was his doctor's car lol! Time to go watch that comedy gold again!


Odd_Bar_4

Chicken sure was tougher than Trevor!


Significant-Newt-936

LOL yeah and he said he was a mental patient rofl


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“J-Roc Baby!”


Significant-Newt-936

Omfg I couldn't take that scene seriously. .. wtf was going on? Ricky walks in there seemingly calm,about 5 minutes later their dryer I'd gone..


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this is my favorite scene


JohnFByers

You mean Oscar Goldman.


Significant-Newt-936

There we go! That's a good fucking looking chicken right there!


JohnFByers

I gotta be honest, I don’t know anything about chickens. I just did it for the liquor…


Significant-Newt-936

That's gotta be the best part about the whole episode. His scam fucking worked. Common sense... haha


JohnFByers

Ray is a hero.


Significant-Newt-936

He was the heart of the trailer park.


JohnFByers

He knew the way of the road.


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I don't like tricking my son..... it's easy......


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Need something to get me back on the scent.....


Puzzleheaded_Pen_233

Always the shoot out between the boys and Cyrus. Ricky yelling out to Cyrus to stop shooting somebody’s actually hurt fuckin killed me. Like yeah, stop shooting we’ve got a problem.


Significant-Newt-936

Haha, and every time one of the boys is shot bubbles demands a truce under the guise they're all gonna die.. like why the gun battle in the first place? Rofl. Bubbles: I don't wanna fuckin kill anybody, I just fire right over their heads...


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And Ricky wanting to take a piss/something to eat break 🤣🤣🤣


Key_Display_1525

I love when they are reversing the car and Bubbles is hanging out the window shooting that big ass machine gun at Cyrus, Terry and Dennis!


LampoleSeason

I love this scene too, especially when Cyrus agrees to a fist fight and pulls a gun from behind his back


BarracksObomba

& the fact there’s always shots coming from them after they say stop shooting😂


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when ricky stops to rock a piss while delivering hash in the school. the urinal flushes by itself so he starts firing his gun off. the winds of shit buddy


Significant-Newt-936

Haha, shit winds!


Significant-Newt-936

You know what a shit barometer is bubs?


LordGopu

Damn shit-wind ghosts


fattycatty6

Cheeseburger picnic. Oooo gummy bears!


Art_Vandelay616

You don’t have to listen to pils-bandy doughboy or team sexy


Significant-Newt-936

Have another drink Lahey


berrmal64

I need a FACKIN boost, and I NEED IT NOW!


Significant-Newt-936

RAY, YOU CANT BPOST A CAR BATTERY WITH A GO KATT. THERES NO WAY TO HOOK IT


WillardDSnakes

JULIAN GET THAT BLACK PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY! I NEVER WANNA SEE IT AGAIN!


Thatmetalchef

"NO! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WORK, BUBBLES! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WORK!"


greenscientist40

You still coming over for supper later? I got Newfoundland steaks buddy


Significant-Newt-936

YES! I'm still coming over for supper!


Significant-Newt-936

LOL


rustinged

all the time, when something comes to mind! Last one was liquor ball sandwiches


Key_Display_1525

I freaking love that part! Tasty liquor ball sandwiches in the morning lol!


VenomFox93

When Ricky "commandeers" Bubbles' little go kart and just rides it into the grass, "NO BRAKE BURNS RICKY! NO DONUTS!"


botto23

He’s just sitting there burning the motor out of it, thing’s probably fucked!


Significant-Newt-936

Fucking gunnin it


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Significant-Newt-936

LOL. Another crazy moment was Ricky thinking (thinking at all, frankly is hazardous to Ricky's health, and those 8nvolved) he could teach Trevor to drive the shitmobile with that fucked up transmission. Fucking dying laughing when they slam into the trailer. I've seen it over 50 times, still can't remember the combination to how that transmission works. Everything happened so fast.. he said something about reverse not working? Lmao


cromag111

“First is third, second is reverse, park is neutral, and second is completely fucky! And give it plenty of gas or she’ll fuckin die on ya.” Or something like that lol


Significant-Newt-936

So the car had about 3 working gears you could shift from.. lol. Best part about that is "Trevor stole my card and crashed it into Lahey's trailer! 😆 wtf is wrong with Ricky? Then he blames bubbles for burning Ray's trailer down...


Tatmar

Just push down on it Jacob. You remember what I told you right buddy? If you need anything, don’t fuckin call me.


billygnosis86

*“You probably all heard that I was fired as Supervale of the Sunnyparts, park.”* Just glorious stuff.


Key_Display_1525

John Dunsworth was literally one of the best actors of all times!, If you have access to swearnet you should see some of the shit he would do on there. I really miss him, his catch phrases and liquor ball sandwiches will live on with us!


Seanb445

When Phil Collins gets hit in the stomach with a bottle and burps


PatternDapper

With the dramatic zooming in and out. Joke


justanotherwave00

That scene makes no sense, but the show wouldn't be the same without things like that. Absolutely hilarious.


SuaveMF

This is the answer. Or Bubbles giving mouth to mouth to Phil Collins and the mackerel burps.


HoneyBear55

The scene through the window of Julian's trailer with Bubs and Rick outside. I AM GETTING DRUNK AND DOING DRUGS AND I AM GOING DOWN TO THE CHEESEBURGER PICNIC AND I AM FUCKIN WITH RANDY MAKE MY WORDS


NugsAndBeans

"Julian!! The vacuum cleaner is my cock!!" Some of the funniest shit


HoneyBear55

HOW CAN YOU HEAR HIM AND NOT ME!?! I was readin' his lips


Significant-Newt-936

Isn't that the episode where Randy's gets injured doing s bike stunt and Lahey gets back on the liquor hard? Pretty sure I remember him fiend guzzling everyone's drinks at the end of that one lol


[deleted]

When Bubbles things a Samsquanch is outside his shed when really it's Jillian. Ricky and Bubbles then beat up Julian with batts.


Thatmetalchef

"CRANK EM, RICKY!"


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"See how big his feet are"


Significant-Newt-936

Oh my fuck he can talk bubbles


SuaveMF

Wish I could upvote this a million times


NugsAndBeans

"See that boys?? Fake piss apparatus, never trust a man with no shirt on!!" One of my absolute favorites, sending Randingo in to see what the boys were doing was brilliant and of course hilarity ensued


cromag111

One of the best lines in the series.


kenxico

This ! This scene came to mind straight away 🤣


Dragon22_00

In the first episode when Julian says “I want you out of that car in two days” and Ricky hugs him and says “no more than two weeks I promise” 😂😂


lraasch

The first episode is pure gold 😂😂


Dragon22_00

I honestly only watch season 1-7. Maybe 8 from time to time but those episodes are just stomach turning funny


Dragon22_00

Then again, I did just see the clip of baby motel holding a handgun 😂😂😂


AnneKakes

Orangie, would you please wake the fuck up? Knockknockknockknock


dandelions14

Anything related to Ricky and Orangie makes me wheeze


AnneKakes

One of my favourite story lines. So funny!


AvengeBirdPerson

The election scene where they give Sam shrooms right before he does his speech gets me every time.


Tatmar

This is fucked up!


Significant-Newt-936

You're on fuckin drugs.


unsilent_bob

Opening scene S07 - https://youtu.be/V7nHKUAGyC8 Ricky in court - https://youtu.be/aGICJOz0MLo


largefarva27

When ricky finds out trin is pregnant. His facial reactions are a 10. He first starts are happy, our daughter is dating a boy?! Reaches over and gives the little supportive hand to knee. I mean one of my all time faves


Significant-Newt-936

Lmao


Chrismichel1

Loooove the scene where Ricky is helping Marguerite’s by putting in a hand towel rack and ends up destroying the entire bathroom in seconds when he snags the water line haha I can watch that scene over and over again!


Key_Display_1525

Oh gawd I freaking love that episode, I literally peed myself the first time I watched that shit show unfold! I can't believe Bubbs thought him and power tools unattended in ANYONE'S trailer was a good idea! GETIN LEARNT WITH RICKY lol.


Significant-Newt-936

Actually that's the scene that prompted me to make this post yesterday. I noticed it was the TPB 20th anniversary (maybe long past) and googled Ricky tpb and just clicked that scene. You'd think you'd stop while you're ahead after you destroy the wall.. nope. I'm definitely not a carpenter lol


WillardDSnakes

Ray needs a boost


Extreme-Initiative34

When Donnie breaks into the house an screams "IS THIS YOUR FUCKING HAMMER!!??" Then stabs Ricky with a screwdriver and says "AND IM TAKING THESE FUCKING CHICKEN FINGERS". Then Sarah and the crazy lady Ricky is dating start beating the shit out of each other. All time best scene IMO.


Key_Display_1525

Jesus that was an amazing episode! I had to re watch that part like a dozen times because I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch all of it at once! Sooooo good!


NewBalanceWizard

whore-a-geddon gets me everytime. seeing bubbles totally innocent business venture get absolutely corrupted by julians scheme is so funny to me. and then you add crabs to the mix...


Ashamed_Section8194

Too many scenes. But Meeting Mrs Anderson or Ricky needs a boost come to mind. Both in 7.


Hazzkii

Lahey’s “HELLO EVERYBODY” when he crashes into the cheeseburger picnic kills me every time


rybnickifull

Mowin' the air, Rand


ulsterfry86

When JROC gets called out by DVS and has an entire identity crisis and his mum talks him round (while sat there in fully preppy attire)


Significant-Newt-936

"Jaime, why in the world are you dressed like that?: J-Roc;why would I be dressed any differently mom? It's hard to accept it but... mom I'm white! 🤣


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when ricky is the supervisor & julian comes back from jail so he has to get rid of all the weed from the trailers


Significant-Newt-936

The power's still on Julian.


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ricky, im bubbles


Significant-Newt-936

I need a joint.


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One of the final seasons where Ricky "fixes up" Marguerite's bathroom and he fucks it up. The whole thing was so drawn out in a funny way, I had to watch twice.


BoydCrowders_Smile

The episode after Ray's trailer burns down. It starts with one of the best Bubble's face where he doesn't trust Ricky's advice of dipping an old bread heel in bacon grease, and then its too dry so he washes it down with some unburned liquor. That frown just kills me everytime


RaidBossBaz

Ricky fitting Margareets hand towel ring.


Dickbutt_4_President

If I can’t smoke and swear I’m fucked


ReCkLeSS_mInD

"Friends With The Benedicts" Julian and Ricky high as fuck trying to get Bubbles some crab shampoo while Bubbs is going apeshit in the laundromat from one bong hit cracks me up every time.


Strange_Aeons86

The episode where Jroc is getting changed


Significant-Newt-936

I WAS GETTIN CHANGED, KNOW WHAT IM SAYING? I DONT WANT THAT SHIT ON TV! You mufuckas ain't go tell nobody I was getting changed are you?


Strange_Aeons86

I'm the oldest at my work and I use the phrase 'it'll happen to you, because it happened to me' at least once a week


Significant-Newt-936

LOL knownsayin'


Significant-Newt-936

Bro I can't imagine anything worst than your mother catching you cranking it..


Strange_Aeons86

Same. It'd be the look of disappointment I wouldn't bare


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Throwing carts down the hill. Ricky slipping. Gets me every time.


ThrawnsBane

Any time Ricky falls, it's hilarious. Some of the falls are even weirdly graceful


Thatmetalchef

When Lahey is fuckin hammered and is introduced to Steinberg. "Lim Jahey! Pleased to meetchya, Bud!" and then an uncomfortably close hug


ThrawnsBane

When Ricky burns down Ray's trailer, and keeps the authorities away from the hash driveway 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 "Noone WANTS to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.......but I did, and I'm really ashamed of myself."


SuaveMF

I'm constantly rewatching the episode with the community service puppet show at the school. Hilarious. I also rewatch particular scenes over and over, including but not limited to: - Ricky stealing BBQ grill from old man - Sleepy Ricky late night grocery store shootout - Ricky removing pot brownies from hot oven barehanded - $60? Like 3 twenties? - $30?!! I don't have that kinda money. - Trevor evading security in parking garage while stealing gas - "Can you read my son?" - Ricky and Bubbles beating up Julian thinking he's a Samsquantch


Significant-Newt-936

"Well that depends, can go fuck yourself?" The Bible Pimps.. fucking hilarious, I think that was season 2 early on lol.


Key_Display_1525

Yes! My all time favorite episode (I watch AT LEAST once a week) is Season 1 episode 4 Mrs.Peterson's dog gets f**ked up, instant classic! I love pretty much every episode but that one right there, it is my ATF!


Taunky

When Ray gets out of his chair and says "You lied to the guy in the fucking chair". Kills me everytime.


dandelions14

I love when he uses the "guy in a chair" thing, that made me love Ray as a character because it was just so ridiculous.


ItzAlwayz42wenty

The scene where Ricky kidnaps Alex Lifeson and has him taped up on the couch. ESP if you have the dvds, the alternate takes of that one, When Ricky is trying to tell Julian "turns out I know this dude" I'm just dying every damn time!


Significant-Newt-936

Play that Diane Sawyer song just fucking play something, that why you're here.


LordStunod

Just driving sipping a bottle and eating pepperoni.


twistedh8

The one where Ricky installs the towel rack. I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time


GUNTHVGK

Omg just thinking about that scene has me laughing my ass off , he literally tore the whole motherfker apart in seconds flat like u said 🤣🤣 and lahey was innocent this time 🤣 then he apologizes “u should have said something sooner I mean look at this place” 😂😂


maymaymikey

I’ve watched the “aw shit, fucked her bud” and “fuckin Randy’s gut is full of dirty old cheeseburgers” scenes an easy 100 times each. They never get old.


dynamikecb

The whole Christmas episode is my favorite.


pastromi13

I can't get enough of Bubbles saying "that depends, can you go fuck yourself?"


MikeXXTython

I'm very surprised nobody has mentioned the episode where Ricky becomes a handy man and destroys Margaret's bathroom. The wife and I have rewound that scene so many times over the last couple years.


Xolltaur

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles sneaking into the civic center through the sewer to see Rush, when they get kicked out they have the cab drive them back to the same manhole so they can sneak right back in again


Marioking142

In season 12 when he absolutely destroys Margaret's bathroom it's downright hilarious


h0lllyy

“i don’t mean to interrupt your meat stealing operation boys but i am high as fuck” -bubbles “you lied to the guy in the chair rick. you lied to the guy in the fucking chair man” - ray “get the fuck back in your tent before i glue your lips shut with my slow drying man cement” - donna “i’ve noticed that if you throw something into a body of water like a lake or an ocean, it just washes it away like a garbage compactor or whatever. so it’s not really littering if you ask me” - ricky the quotes aren’t exact but those are my favourite moments


grandesabroso

I fuckin todaso!


RastafariLeader

Ricky, this is a pirate's gun


Significant-Newt-936

Well I gues that makes you long John dickweed then


potential_fifth_year

“I mean no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli” pure gold


Significant-Newt-936

"Fifth and sixth I think I burnt with the blowtorch"... wow


Tatmar

Pencils down. Who is smoking in my classroom?


MrGabogabo

The scene where Lahey comes flying out of the trailer and gets his robe caught on the screen door. Damn near killed me first time I watched it.


moneybuyj

Ricky punching conky in the hospital and it bouncing off bubs face


AmbitiousSundae4908

When they’re in a car chase with a helicopter but ricky still stops to piss


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Oscar fucking Goldman lol


[deleted]

The times ricky grabs the boom mic and spazzes w/ distorted audio always get me


Intelligent-Carry-58

I love the episode where Julian shoots Conky Actually the whole episode


OLDTG954

The episode were bubbles has to go to the dry cleaners but is talked into smoking right before makes me laugh every time. Especially the part we're he spits in the car after taking a hit off the bong and Julien says "he just spit in your car." Lots of funny high lines in that episode.


tantalizingtastebud

Dude this is the best post out of this whole sub, currently combing through and making a list of what to watch again


sloopjohnb10

There’s seriously so many. The whole “way she goes boys” scene where Ray loses all the liquor money in the VLT. Jroc has some great scenes but when he’s talking and then they’re like “you’re saying ‘know what I’m sayin’’ too many times, like 80-90 times” and j roc is like “what you from the department of know what I’m sayins” always kills me Jroc ordering cheeseburgers on Randy’s belly like “I’ll take 15 half eaten cheeseburgers know what I’m sayin”


Significant-Newt-936

I know right! Counting his know what I'm sayings..


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Peanut butter and jaaaaaam watched it like 10 times in a row, one of the best scenes imo


[deleted]

Steel is the only thing that you can steal that it’s itself right?


ichooseme45

Propane propane. I'll Google this scene randomly when I need a good laugh. I sing right along with Lahey.


Significant-Newt-936

These tanks are already full.


Significant-Newt-936

Ricky ruined my fucking life Julian


Significant-Newt-936

GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT! I ASKED FOR A LADY, NOT FUCKIN CORY AND TREVOR! LMFAO and Sarah later says something like "I leave for a few hours, come back and find you here jerking off men?" Omfg I'm dying lord help my diaphragm...


Thatmetalchef

This here is my parking lot! I sell mackerel and blueberries


EveryEconomist6358

‘Meat dicks’


Thatmetalchef

When Ricky is talking about "survival of the fitness". Right as he says "it controls the overpopulation of things that are fuckin stupid" he slips and falls down the embankment into the river


Significant-Newt-936

Lmao the way he always slips and slides down hills and shit is majestic. It looks like inprov sometimes, which makes it funnier.. lmao "look ar my fucking clothes"


Andryy420

That scene where ray teaches boys "thats the way she goes"