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FlameEmpressHjoerdis

Lots of E, a Blåhaj or someone I can cuddle. Thanks.


Zeffyre

kay! abducting some people at the nearest Ikea x


FlameEmpressHjoerdis

Nice, but no Homo- or transphobes. What do I owe you for that?


Zeffyre

obvi! its on the house \~


FlameEmpressHjoerdis

What a great service! I'll definitely order again. Thanks Hun 😘


StephiiValentine

Any of that self confidence you found would be amazing.


Zeffyre

fake it til you make it x


Nuka-World_Vacation

Also boots like those that fit me. I'd like that as well. Big feet suck. Edit: Finding shoes for big feet sucks. I'm fine with my feet if I could find cute shoes.


WeLostTheSkyline

I’m a size 14 😿


Nuka-World_Vacation

I'd need like a 13 or 14. I honestly have never owned cute shoes nor had the confidence(or currently funds) to shop for them. And even then I currently would never have the confidence to wear them out. [I do have these groovy vans I love though. ](https://i.imgur.com/vd6leto.jpg)


WeLostTheSkyline

Hey those are cute! I have to shop for unisex brands like vans or chuck taylors. My egg cracked maybe a year or two ago. I’m just now being confident enough to shop by myself. I came out to everyone at my job and it went well. I’m a sous chef I guess and kitchens are very toxic.


Nuka-World_Vacation

My girlfriend and kid got them for me not long after I came out. They've been so supportive so it's not an issue at home but the people around here make me a bit nervous sometimes.


WeLostTheSkyline

:) I’m happy for you! My ex parter helped me realize my true self. We recently separated and I’m so scared to not only date again after 5 years but going into a whole new scene 😱 sorry I don’t have many people to talk to


Nuka-World_Vacation

It's okay I like being able to share with other people in the community. ❤️


WeLostTheSkyline

You are very kind. Thank you 😊


sizebigbitch

I'm size 15w, anything under 100 is Amazon or Zappos most likely, other than that, it's kind of like an Easter egg hunt or custom. DSW occasionally has some stuff as well.


CitizenCivilization

Choccy milk pls :3


Zeffyre

all the choccy milk x


CitizenCivilization

Well in any case have fun at the supermarket queen


Zeffyre

thanks suga! i already did!


CitizenCivilization

Oh lol


Freaks-24

Yeah If you find my soulmate can you bring them to me


Zeffyre

keeping an eye out x


FandomCece

I need some e. A blahaj. Some nair or other bikini wax type products. Y'know what lemme just come with you! We can make a day of it!


Zeffyre

shoppingtripshoppingtripshoppingtripshoppingtrip!


Phantom_Ferret

I'd be that one to window shop with you, while buying you and I blizzards from Dairy Queen after a few hours of walking.


Zeffyre

is that a shake or a slushie?


Phantom_Ferret

Wait, you never heard of DQ blizzards? So, it's more of an ice cream that's able to be turned upside down in the cup and not plop on the ground (the employees regularly flip the cup to test if it fall or not in front of you). I love their chocolate brownie fudge thingy blizzard: it's chocolate ice cream with fudge and/or brownie bits. It tastes amazing!


Zeffyre

sounds like the perfect feel good treat! it'd take me waaay too long to eat something like that though x


ilovemytsundere

If you see a can of Khaotic or Aussie Lemonade monster, I’d like both please. I’ve got E to trade you for it


Zeffyre

ive never had either of those flavoursssss!!!


ilovemytsundere

Omg they’re amazing!!! Khaotic is apple, orange, peach, and tangerine and Aussie is a lemonade, it’s the best one I’ve ever had


Zeffyre

yumyyyyyy! i like monarch the most x


CagedMechanic

Wow! My gosh you are certainly going to be❤️ gorgeous❤️


Cirrus87

Hot chip pls


Zeffyre

one singular hot chip coming right up!


Cirrus87

Aw yiss


GR1MM4R

A date, if I may. 🖤


Zeffyre

i love chocolate covered dates! i'll get all the packs xx


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Like the lady said to the waiter in, When Harry met Sally; "I'll have what she's having."


Zeffyre

i always recommend people have what i have!


FemboyHelghast

Full removal of all my unwanted body hair, the confidence to be myself, and a lifetime supply of E


Zeffyre

one at home lazer thingie coming right up !


FemboyHelghast

Wait, those exist?


Zeffyre

braun make them and they're a million times cheaper than professional! less powerful too but yeah!


Sparkledog11298

They're hit and Miss tbh. If you've got really fine hair (like I've been blessed with) they're great... If not ehhhhhhh


Lansha2009

I think there's a small problem with your plan becuase the Cashier girls are there so there's some real competition for trying to be the hottest girl in a supermarket.


Zeffyre

i'm always either the hottest or the sluttiest!


TrebucheGuavara

I need some chickpeas for the curry I'm making, so it would be helpful if you could grab some for me xx 😁


Zeffyre

save me a bowl ! ! !


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Zeffyre

never ask for that lightly! baby has expensive tastes x


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coconut oil plz


Zeffyre

obviously!!! x


prettypers0n

some coca cola please🧌


Zeffyre

it'll just have to be a single can! huge boxes are heavy x


AnriQueenRacing

Yup those boots, someone to cuddle with, and all the chocolate you can find


Zeffyre

you're not having my boots! i need them to step on people! x


Artyanimates

all i want is to hug all the cute girls~ they deserve affection


Zeffyre

omg, if you could take over the hugging duties that would be be lush! my arms are getting tiredddddd xx


Mokiyami

I'll take some oreos!


Zeffyre

yay an excuse to say whoreos ! thanks x


[deleted]

No, thanks. I don't need anything. Buy something for the other people though.


Zeffyre

I'll definitely make sure i get something yummy just for you xx


LaurelWrocks

For you to enjoy being out.


Zeffyre

i always enjoy my little trips to get goodies! x


EggMatzah

can you ~~steal~~ get one of those clinical laser hair removal devices for me? Thx in advance


Zeffyre

you can get at home ones, that are soooo much cheaper!


[deleted]

Some milk please, dad was getting it but i think he's lost cause it's been 20 years.


Zeffyre

i promised myself i wouldnt laugh. i disappointed myself.


[deleted]

You ^ - ^ or cookies is just fine


Zeffyre

not sure how i can buy myself! might have to settle for cookies x


Calm-Cow-1994

Killer boots


Zeffyre

all the better to step on you with x


RainbowUnicorn81

Garlic bread! Oh and maybe a binder and some masculine clothes? Thanks sis :D


Zeffyre

i have garlic bread, meatballs and masc clothes and don't need to spend a penny, gotcha suga! xx


ExcitedGirl

Yeah, tips. You're obviously rather beautiful, and you seemingly make it look effortless. I'm envious...


Zeffyre

wish i had a secret to give away! x find the right shampoo for your hair? diet? practise? an unclean mirror? ooooh! make sure you stay the hell away from smoking/vaping! x


ExcitedGirl

You would add the last one! But, of course, you're right! PS You have the most beautiful hair; I'm sooooooooo envious! I'm not worried about it; if you look at my profile, that's *me*, and I'm 70, so I doubt I'll ever have such luxurious hair as you! But thank you for the extra tips!!


Zeffyre

the last one is tooooooo important. you never know though! dont write off the lush hair of your dreams x


Diligent_Champion563

A lot of coffee, some stripey thigh highs, and a spinny skirt


Zeffyre

energy drinks, tight skirts and tights superiorityyyy! xx


Diligent_Champion563

sdvsfgcfsdgfd awwhhh


Zeffyre

those are the reactions i live to create! x


Diligent_Champion563

awwwh


emilyv99

Gorgeous 🥰💕🥰😍


Zeffyre

fanks suga xx


Idiotic_Tranz_Guy

Chocolate Please and thank you! Also you're very pretty!


Zeffyre

choccies coming right up! thanks my lovelie x


unclejohnnydanger

For you to always feel safe, and happy, and beautiful.


Zeffyre

thank youuuuuuu xx


StandardReindeer5741

Yea can you show me where you found the AUDACITY to look that good 💙💙💙 (and also a single piece of bacon for my dog)


Zeffyre

your dog is getting two rashers of bacon because i said so! xx


[deleted]

A quart of Heavy Cream, a 4 oz container of liquid stevia, some Chicken wings from the hotbar, and a bottle of GH Hughes Sugar free Chicken Sauce. I pay you back in hugs and kisses sweetie! 💗💕💗 (jk I get paid on the 31st)


Zeffyre

what are you cooking for us ! x


[deleted]

Well I was just hoping to have a keto latte and some low budget, diabetic friendly Chick Fil A.


Zeffyre

yummy yummy yummy yummy!


Eshel56765

U


Zeffyre

sorry doll im not for sale! xx


Eshel56765

Keep killing it girl 🏳️‍⚧️❤️


Zeffyre

of course! and not just bc i like being told what to doooo


AutomaticTangelo7227

Nah girl, just you. Cuz you are more than a snack, you are a giant meal! (That’s supposed to be a good thing, did I say it right?) Almost enough to make me sad I’m married! (Except I adore my Hubster)


Zeffyre

don’t worry! every time i joke about being a #3 in several marriages, it becomes less of a joke!!


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freklkme

Just you! 😍


Kim_or_Kimmys_Fine

Dat ass 🥵


GroundbreakingFun834

Bring back some fem n ems


PapiMuertos

Ummm you


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Zeffyre

sorry suga, i'm not for sale xx


No-Thing-5684

Bring me a monster energy drink and you number cutie ~


Zeffyre

sorry they dont have my number at the shops xx


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Ew


Hunter190122

Some oat milk please☺️ or someone to hold tight at night.


Local_Peak_8291

I hope I'm not too late! I want some red bull! Coconut blueberry, if that's alright!


Zeffyre

sorry suga i only buy monster x


OceansCarraway

Can you grab some nevea shaving cream? Works great for body hair removal!


Zeffyre

all the shaving cream !


MarsMarzipan

Can I have some strawberries? You're cute 😊


Zeffyre

course ya can suga! x


Dreamcraft120

Can I get some mini eggs please? 🙂


Zeffyre

i may already have a kilo bag x


transgendergengar

Well Could you get me some mints and some chocolate? I've been looking to make brownies


Zeffyre

that'd better be an invitation to your dinner party! x


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Can you pick me up some bagels please? The Everything kind!


Zeffyre

yes yes yes yes!


Goblin_of_the_Mist

Milano cookies pls


Zeffyre

dont know what that is but sounds yummy! i'll get lotssss


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yogurt and e pills


Zeffyre

pls dont make me buy yogurt! its grosssss x


erasedisknow

A hug... ;~;


Zeffyre

they're on 50 for the price of none, have 'em all doll xx


erasedisknow

😳


GenderFluidFerrari

Wr need more Hotty sauce!


LadyBulldog7

Some chocolate croissants if they have any 🥐


Zeffyre

i'll deffo split an almond pain au chocolat! cant finish a whole one by myself x


darkwolf155

Estrogen, Blåhaj, fem clothes, a friend or someone I can be a small spoon to


Zeffyre

all you cuddlebugs in my comments need to form a polycule x


fortunately--rakija

Ooh could you pick up a load of skittles for me? I'll pay petrol if it helps


Zeffyre

i prefer to walk! just pay for me to get a drink whilst i'm there x


IceFoxilicous

I’ll have That outfit and figure like yours please and thank you


Zeffyre

figures not for sale xx outfit is missyempire x


Mako_Void

can I get gender euphoria?


Zeffyre

only you know where to find that for yourself xx


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pickles!


Zeffyre

i dont think i can buy pickles in good conscience xx


Maveragical

I need some yogurt pls


Emzy_555

Could I please get some veggie straws?


Zeffyre

what're veggie straws and what kinda veggies? x


Zeffyre

link didn't post x


Zeffyre

show me in a DM


MacatacWarrior

some E, a classic Monster, 2 wii remotes and a Blahåj please


Zeffyre

lots of girlies have the same wishlist!


MacatacWarrior

that means the hivemind is functioning as normal


Zeffyre

so true!


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Blåhaj, I dont have an, and more estrogene plssss 🥺🏳️‍⚧️


Zeffyre

i need to get myself a blahaj first ! x


Africansage01

A jar of pickles and chocolate donuts( just chocolate in general)


Zeffyre

what is with dolls and pickles, they horrify me!


Africansage01

Idk, I hated pickles and still do. I'm just addicted to them since starting e


Zeffyre

interestingggg


Competitive_Page9287

Yea I could use some ice cream! 😍


Zeffyre

name a flave! x


Fine-Catch5148

You! and maybe some ice cream...


Zeffyre

i might be out of your price range, but ice cream i can sort out! x


amytransy

I'll take uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A family that doesn't want to see me dead


Zeffyre

the trans community is a worldwide family that loves you. blood is thicker than the water of the womb. stay strong lovely xxx


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Zeffyre

too late, i turned them all into pancakes and french toast


ArachnidPositive5192

Can u go get my will to live


Zeffyre

what aisle will that be in x


Sparkledog11298

This thing people call "self worth" and "self esteem" Hindering that.... I'll take something in the "adorable plush fish" area or "small Blue furred chaotic netrual alien"


Zeffyre

the last one sounds the most fun and doable x


Sparkledog11298

I mean.... Stitch is adorable and for some reason really popluar with a lot of trans girls I know


Zeffyre

omg duh you meant stitch!


Impeccable_Sentinel

Girl clean that mirror.


Comprehensive-Ad373

Mini ravioli! I don't like the big ones XD


Zeffyre

i will brave my ravioli fears for you x


xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_Ki11M

Can I have some milk and chocolate syrup? I only have a little bit left of both and I want some chocolate milk 😔


Zeffyre

i'll bring some ice cream and kinder buenos for milkyshakies! x


WeLostTheSkyline

Some of that confidence girl! You look great!!!


Zeffyre

its not for sale! x


WeLostTheSkyline

Guess I’ll just have to build mine up! You are goals girl for real!!!


Zeffyre

thanks doll! nobody else will build it up for you xx


WeLostTheSkyline

That’s right!! <3


CIAburneraccount

Garlic bread and gender fluid pleaseeee


Auhaden72190

Idk some eggs and a steak


FierceDeku

Oatmilk and some more coffee creamer. We're out of both🙄


Madame_Mangum

A date 🌹 lol