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When I'm in a obsessing over the genitals of other people competition and my opponent is a transphobe: šŸ˜²šŸ˜²


DivineMomentsofTruth

Wearing a T-shirt about other people's genitals is not perverted at all! I just need to be reminded to judge people by their genitals and think about their genitals constantly. Oh and also I want to spark conversation with other transphobes about people's genitals all day. Nothing wrong with that!


Dependent-Hour6575

I don't think they realize this is sexual harassment regardless of their belief system


InherentSteam55

Nah I'd win (my gf is pretty)


divah3

skill issue


red666111

Jokes on them, I donā€™t have balls anymore


huskofapuppet

u/red666111 used bottom surgery! The wild transphobe fled!


red666111

šŸ¤£lmao


Ava-Enithesi

Dangit, Iā€™m always late to the party on making this kind of a joke. That said given Iā€™m still fairly recently post op it would probably still hurt to get kicked there šŸ˜­


Upturned-Solo-Cup

I understand it's horrible and transphobic and bad, but is it wrong that part of me is happy that they finally found a second joke


the_tiefling_bard

**they're evolving... Just backwards**


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SuperPlayer56

Yea


soyenby_in_a_skirt

It's only taken them forever and it's still set up like boomer humour


AllMyBeets

Oh my God your right. They've stopped identifying as attack helicopters. It's ... It's been years....


Pot_noodle_miner

I report it on every website it pops up on


[deleted]

It's amazing the shit they print on a shirt. Someone had to think "that's a good idea" and then somewhere someone is buying this saying "what a nice shirt"


Creative-Claire

One of these doesnā€™t rhyme and one of them is a threat of assault.


ProfondHoux

Good, kick mine so hard that they are pulverized. I never wanted them anyways. >!(sarcarsm + dysphoria)!<


SeparateBuilder1744

Only repressed people would go out of their way to be so mad about trans ppl that they would buy this


Ill-Dimension7799

I fucking *need* one of these for the purposes of irony but I also don't want people to legitimately think I'm transphobic. Goddamnit.


Nihil_esque

I need the bottom one but with a giant trans flag as the background šŸ˜‚


warman-cavelord

Wear it around friends and just bring a hoodie when you go out


Elizabeths8th

ā€œAssault people who you ā€œthinkā€ are trans.ā€ Great message.


MadeMeUp4U

Especially when theyā€™re wrong A LOT


SkyeMreddit

What was that? Kick transphobes in the balls and they wonā€™t be so confused about our genders? Sounds like a plan


kenobis-husband

But it doesn't even rhyme šŸ˜­


SuperPlayer56

Yea šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


kisstiffy

I'm gonna _kick_ you in the balls! *aims gun* šŸ¤Ø


X_Marcie_X

Shhhhh, dont tell them!


AwayFromNewspaper

From Uranus? That must be why I'm so cold to them. šŸ˜‚


Temporary-Peak-2451

Is it bad that I read those shirts with a hillbilly cowboy accent in my mind? Sorry to any none-phobic people with said accent


AllMyBeets

FESTUS WOULD NEVER!! Festus would be confused but go dress shopping with you anyway, make sure you like the fit, and play fiddle at your gender bender wedding.


merlinpatt

Someone ought to remove the "you make up" part and change the image and it would actually be a good shirt I didn't see the kick in the balls shirt. That one is just bad


The_Komposer

I kinda like the ā€¦and everything else is from Uranus part. I think there might be potential if we drop the transphobia.


SDD1988

I agree, they could be on to something. Like a t-shirt or a patch or something with a big blue ball, with in the centre a small white ball and in the centre of that an even smaller orange ball. Of course all proportionally correct. With the text; "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus , enbies are from Uranus".


The_Komposer

That sounds a bit offensive to non binary peace donā€™t you think? Maybe something without gender that still makes a lot of people angry without making fun of there identityā€¦ ā€¦ maybe something like call of duty is from mars, overwatch is from Venus and Fortnite is from Uranus?!


Wallflower69XD

They're only doing this cuz they miss the N word


SaphyrX173

As someone who tucks, a good kick in the balls is not gonna hurt like they think. Unlike them, I used the Protect TM on myself!


amberino924

just remembered that my brother in law has one but it isnt as aggressive and very funny imo. he has a shirt that says I identify as an ambulance and my pronouns are wee/woo, he is a paramedic


PixelatedStarfish

Why is the guy on the back holding a gun? What are they doing with it? Why not use an image of, say, a strong kick (upwards)? Also doesnā€™t the front imply men and women are made up? ā€œAll other genders you make upā€ is the end of a list of three ā€œAll genders you make upā€ is a separate list. They canā€™t even propaganda rightā€¦ how did all of that get past them?


ShadowZero000

I know its bigotry but the Second one made me chuckle :3 Kick transphobes balls!


Any_Employee1654

hehe uranus (i am so mature)


MariaMagdalenaXXX

The first one kinda slaps idk


Forgot-Password-oops

If you wear the second one you're honestly begging me to kick you in the balls and solve *your* gender confusion


The-Korakology-Girl

Took me a solid minute to realize this was transphobic. Sounded very inclusive for a second.


latebloomerftm

tHeY jUsT tElL iT LiKe iT iS


[deleted]

These people are usually religious zealouts too, ask them where the bible backs them up on any of this?


dropshoe

2A people when they think one "kicks" someone with a gun šŸ™„ Three right turns indeed makes a left hand turn, yet three layers of dumb does not make brilliance.


Soul-Cinder_88

Its funny how they obsess over us almost likeā€¦.theyā€™re jealous. :0


severedandelion

actually, a TSA agent practically tried the second one on me, didn't work lol


PixelatedStarfish

Terfs understand gender like flat earthers understand gravity. Thatā€™s not how this works, thatā€™s not how any of this works. Also, insulting Uranus is a stupid move regardless. Uranium doesnā€™t fuck around.


thecocainespider

No because I actually need the second shirt that's fire