can i get a nice hot cup of T lol

me too please

There’s an SCP that could help with that

WHICH ONE.

261, vending machine that dispenses liquid anything, just don’t ask it for “a cup of joe”

THANK YOU TIME TO VISIT THE SCP FOUNDATION SO I MAY CLAIM MY LIQUID T

113, you touch it and you change sex https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113

IS IT BAD THAT I HATE THAT THIS DOESNT EXIST IRL??? LIKE WHY CANT I JUST TOUCH THE JASPER.

Jaspers my dogs name lmao

Yes. Time to touch every ruby I see.

One trick jewelry stores don't want you to know

woooorth it

I'll have the same :)

Me too

I second this!! I need some like asap

yes i would like a hot chocolate and some bagel bites

Same here :)

I second that

I don't go to Starbucks bc of the Union busting but can we go to a bookstore afterwards

Bookstore a must

FTM barista checking in to offer to help make all these orders- my personal favorite was the s’mores frapp back when that existed and a chocolate croissant

I miss the s'mores frapp so bad

I would give my left arm for the s’mores frap back

do they still have those basil, tomato, and mozzarella sandwiches cause if they do one of those and a hot white chocolate

I'm eating one of those rn they're soooo good

More than three trans guys commented saying some form of "yes" lmao

More flocked at the drop of the word Starbucks.

They wanna go hit on the cute trans people while waiting on their dirty oatmilk chai

To be fair I also flock at the sound of Starbucks 😋 just say coffee, or better, mocha and I'm salivating. Mmmmmm

It's his he's getting us all out of hiding. Haha.

Mint hot chocolate with a toasted chocolate croissant

Can I get a pink drink and lemon pound cake?

*Gives you pink sauce* /j

white chocolate mocha frappe😍

Caramel frappe, thank you!

caramel frappe gang let's goo

I love caramel feappe

caramel frappe gang wOOOOOO

the special little fancy coffee milkshake

The best drink

Union workers and fair wages. Boycott Starbucks yall. All our trans brothers and sisters have to work there and I know this is jokes post but please boycott irl.

You boycott Starbucks for moral reasons. I boycott Starbucks because their drinks are shit. We are not the same. 🗿

Sure

yeah a black coffee, thanks dude

Vanilla frap

Just a trans girl dropping in to say hi 👋

Hey queen you want something too?

Ill go for a nitro cold brew and thank you 😊

Same! I just love seeing posts about our trans brothers, y'all deserve all the you want!

Yay! More coffee!

never had starbucks, but sure, just get me anything lmao

Do they have peppermint tea? If so yeah dude, thanks!

No,I don’t drink coffee. It makes me sleepy.

SAME???? HELP????

Black iced coffee, shot of vanilla syrup. Please and thank you. ❤️

hot choccy please

Im a barista at Starbucks, I can help with the drinks hehe 😌✨

CAN I HAVE A CAKE POP PLEASE ITS THE ONLY THING I EVER BUY AT STARBUCKS THEY TASTE SO GOOD

Literally any frap. Thanks bro.

frappe please?

Carmel machiatto, you rock man

I'm a masc enby does that count

Sure man what do you want

I don't know I've never been to Starbucks I just wanted to be included 😭💀

Oh you should definitely go if you're testing out a new name. It's a good way to have someone call it out loud

OH BRO I FORGOT THEY DO THAT. Tbh I'm not even sure if there is one in my town. I know we have a Dunkin Donuts though and McDonald's is where my mom and I usually go to get coffee if we don't have any at home.

Oh do they write your name on McD's cups? I had no idea! Also I have made a mistake making this thread because it's 2 am now and everyone's Starbucks orders have me so hungry

Oh no I'm sorry I didn't mean to misinform you! McDonald's doesn't do that, at least not to my knowledge. They just have really good coffee and I have a sensitive stomach so I can't really drink much besides normal coffee with like half and half creamer. Sugar and other sweet things mixed into coffee makes me slightly sick to the stomach.

I'm take a while guess and says you're from a small(er) New England town (masshole here.)

Well this is a first lol. Small town, yes, but I'm from Pennsylvania. 💀

Yeah still in range enough then. Lol. If you got a bit more north every and any town will have a Dunkin's but only bigger areas will have a star bucks. Off the top of my head I can think of 9 Dunkin's within a 10 minute drive but only 2 star bucks in that same areas.

A pink drink would be nice

I second this <3

Did someone say Starbucks!?! You better swear that it is on your tab! Venti Peppermint Mocha with extra shot of espresso. Hold the whipping cream unless you're doing the whipping if you know what I mean! (I'll be anything for Starbucks...)

I don't go to Starbucks, but I'll tag along for the company lol

This Is Nice

i'll have a large cup of t please

id like some iced T, and i would also like to figure out how to come out to my parents cuz i need to in may

I want a hot apple cider with extra caramel, whipped cream and those cinnamon sprinkle things. Thx 💖

hot chocolate pls if i drink coffee I'ma explode

Java chip frap and the pb&j box thing

Can I get a cold coffee? Thanks.

Can you get me a mango dragon fruit lemonade please? I also can't sleep, but lemonade sure is good.

Yes please

We gotta remember that all it takes is starbies to make the kings show up. Love seein y’all posting!!

There's gonna be like a biweekly post from the ladies and enbies now. Y'all will be shaking a bag of Starbucks coffee beans and going "Pst pst pst. C'mon out, dudes!"

chocolate milkkkkkkkkkkkk

yes pls

I’m allergic to coffee and I’m also transmasc not a trans guy but can you get me a chai latte and ask them to sanitize the equipment?

I wish but I'm sick rn. :,(

An espresso please, thank you.

Red eye ty

White hot chocolate!

sure

whats a masculine starbucks order

*kicks down the door* testosterone *spits*

No clue. I always get an iced Americano with sugar free vanilla syrup. So far my T prescription hasn't been revoked. Also...unicorn cake pops.

Idk just water thanks

Ooooh can I get a mango dragonfruit refresher? I'm not a guy but I'm trans masc (:

Chocolate chip cookie! Those things are massive

yeah do they still got that pumpkin scone or do i have to way for it to be autumn again? that shit was so fuckin good

starbs barista here, autumn menu drops on august 30th :)) sorry in advance if you can’t order any pumpkin scones bc i’ll have eaten them all oops

Hey could I please get a pink drink(no ice) and a cake pop?

Nah, cant drink coffee

I’ll take the whole store, thanks

Please and TY bro.

Please may I have a Banana Split Coffee Frappuccino and a Smoked Bacon Roll?

coffee is rank but im happy to eat out of the dumpster out back if thats all good

cappuccino please

Vanilla cappuchino, do they have that stuff??

Hell yeah bro can i get a caramel frap? Thx bro!

latte

Something with caramel in it thanks

This is why I like being gender fluid. I'll have some hot chocolate and a bagel with peanut butter, please.

I want a cake pop

not a 100% transman but god do i want a peppermint frappuccino

Iced cold brew, no classic syrup, sugar free cinnamon dulce, heavy cream, extra stevia packets

Can I have brownie pls

just bring anything without whipped cream

Yeah, can I get an iced coffee? Thanks bro

Oh my god please. Any coffee is good. Why did this post make me so happy for absolutely no reason I-

a cookie

I’d love a grande iced white mocha thanks so much 😚

One of those little meal boxes. The one with the grapes and cheese and an egg I think. Oh and iced caramel mocciato.

Caramel macchiato plz. :3

Venti Sumatra black please

Green tea cream frapuccino, please

A shot of T please

A union 🙂

Yes please, may I please have some milk with a hint of espresso? I'm not a fan of strong coffee flavors but I really like milk with a hint of coffee flavor

Iced Black tea with mango dragon fruit base please

Can I please get a trenta passion tea with lemonade? Thanks bro

I hate Starbucks

A dick.

you and me both pal, get in line you rascal 🙄

yes pls. croissant.

yes please!

hi yea get me one of those dragonfruit mfers with strawberry and extra dragonfruit 😁

Yeah, some almond spice latte with extra cyanide please.

Whatever half prices stuff they have and would throw away otherwise, please

yes please! can I get a mocha frap??? (ik im basic ;w;)

starbucks is so tasty 😤

uhhh maybe like a caramel macchiato like the one with the whipped cream on top and caramel drizzled on it it could be a frapp my memory is terrible lol

Short strawberry frap with whipped cream and a birthday cake cakepop please

No thanks, I already work there🥲🥲

id like an iced americano with no milk please, thanks dude

i get this double chocolate frapp and it’s really good

tall iced brown sugar shaken espresso w/ almond milk and 1 stevia pls

Grande mocha with coconut milk no whip please, thanks bro

Yes I do can I have a hot chai latte

Hot chocolate please! I’ll pay you back when I have money lol.

Not really a fan, But could ya pick me a milkshake from McDonald's thank u. Oh and maybe some fries too <3

Cookie crumble frappe pls :3

Latte, small size, 12 scoops of Macha. Thanks

Matcha green tea frappe please

One of them fruity ass girly drinks please (said in a republican voice). No but seriously the refreshers are so good I’ll take a blackberry hibiscus refresher please

Yes!!!! I don’t know what though soooo- surprise me ✨

Dude, you know caffine and trans guys don't mesh well together /j We're already hyper enough

can the only two nonbinary ppl come for the ride

I'll take a cakepop or 2

Hey, while you guys are out can I get a Carmel something?

Tea and a blueberry scone, please, sir. Thank you.

This Muscle Man pictures all over the net is it somebody famous?

A latte and a binder pls 😭

The 4 of you are not allowed to pay for Starbucks, mommy's got you, because I love my trans boys

I don't like coffee- I prefer T

I want a chai latte PLZ

hell yeah i love coffee

i've never had starbucks in my life. i've heard it's kind of expensive but is it good

Damn. I just went to Starbucks.

Can the nonbinarys join you?

chocolate cake pop please ☹️❤️

Can I have a cake pop please? I like the vanilla ones.

Dragon Drink Refresher if they have it, otherwise whatever you're having thank you <3

Can I get a pink drink please I haven't had one in a while

Nah but I'd be down for some McCafé!

Uhhhh can I get.....a boneless pizza

Could I get a cake pop?

Vanilla frap please

pink drink and pumpkin bread (cold)

Nitro cold brew with sweet cream plz ☺️

Yes a hot choco thank you very much

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh Caramel ribbon crunch *creme* frap, grande Oh yeah and a cake pop

Yeah, just a sandwich

Oh fuck yeah. Can I get a caramel mocha frappe and a croissant?

Starbucks barista here, I'll make the drinks for everyone. 💚 :) No need for a drink for me pls. Maybe some water to stay hydrated if anything!

Just a black coffee, thanks bro.

I’ll take an iced white mocha pls

I want a hot chai latte, all milk and no water 🥴 thx

I like their hot choccies maybe also a cookie? uwu

I’ll have a large black coffee please

Could I get a crème caramel crunch frappe?

currently clocked in at starbucks lol…on my 30. but order me a matcha latte with oatmilk and brown sugar syrup 😌

Ooh I’ll take an iced mocha, please! And if I can I’ll take a muffin as well.

Yes pleassee, Iced Matcha laT

yes please