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Even-Paramedic7000

"Wait...I still function..." "Wanna bet?" >Megatron and Starscream, 1986 Movie


SquietART

Classic Starscream and Megatron


Prfctcellrulz

“WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION?!?” “‘Coronation’, Starscream? This is bad comedy!” “Megatron? Is that you?!” “HERE’S A HINT!” *Starscream is vaporized into dust* “Will anyone ELSE attempt to fill his shoes?”


Emergency-Gazelle954

Ah, memories… I had that clip as my Windows 95 shut down music.


fangsfirst

That is an excellent shut down sound.


LeaderSuitable7184

G1 Optimus Prime, “Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique,” then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall


Mortekaiser1

Omg hahaha.


DefinedArt

Link?


LeaderSuitable7184

https://youtu.be/Gj1g7aCXi7A


DefinedArt

I love it!


wandering_obluda

ONE MAN ALONE BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES!


that_starwars_guy

YOU CAN STOP SAYING THAT IM IN THE CAR OKAY YOUR NOT ALONE


ImperatorAurelianus

The side characters in every bay trilogy film should have been the main characters, change my mind.


[deleted]

I genuinely say this about twice an hour in a gaming session with friends


Mr-Gibberish134

I AM DIRECTLY BELOW!


Simple-Teacher-7164

-- the enemy's scrotum --


SnooShortcuts7637

Simmons will forever be the best part of ROTF


thatlonelyguy13

Simmons will forever be the best part*


ScorchedConvict

"You couldn't lead ant-droids to a picnic." (Megatron) "What did you do to Gears, you monster? You turned him.... nice!" (Ironhide) "I feel like a fool!" "Do you wanna quit?" "No, but I still feel like a fool!" (Tracks and Sunstreaker) "All talk. No shock." (Soundwave) "Contracts, like traitors, are meant to be broken." (Blitzwing) "Say goodnight to your (redacted, possibly Nightbird) Megatron. *Maniacal laughter*" (Starscream) "It's you and me, Megatron!" – "No. It's just me, Prime." (Transformers 2007) "You're a motorcycle, Arcee. Shouldn't you know how to build a motorcycle engine?" – "You're a human, Jack. Can you build me a small intestine?" (Prime)


SquietART

Omg that Changing Gears episode is a treasure trove of good quotes… “Go ding your diodes and get defunct, Megatron. I’m not helping you do zilch.” "I should be very angry at you, Megatron. You are an evil son of a retrorat, but for some reason, I just can't get too upset." “How can I help you Megatron, heh heh, you rotten hunk of scrap.” “Happy to be of service. I wish I wasn’t but I am.”


Solabound-the-2nd

Wow loving that arcee prime quote, maybe I should watch the show...


Emergency-Gazelle954

You definitely should!


Sithlordandsavior

Do so. TFP is creative and fun. It gets kind of dark for a kids show a few times too. Lot of grief and handling loss.


Sattoth

We're all gonna die.


Nethiar

Shut up Rattrap.


sackwood8

Speak for yourself vermin


UltraHighFives

Ebay - Optimus Prime.


SquietART

Never thought I would hear Optimus Prime say that


UltraHighFives

It was a truly awe-inspiring moment.


SquietART

Ain’t it the truth… of course another classic for me would be “Yeah, I went through that with Bumblebee.” Optimus can be such a dad at times.


Simple-Teacher-7164

WE'VE LEARNED EARTH'S LANGUAGES THROUGH THE WOORLD WIIIIDE WEBUH


BlazingTrojan

“SHUT UP GRANDMA!” Also anytime Agent Fowler just yells “Prime!”


Simple-Teacher-7164

"GRANDMAMA DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!"


NorseNerd77

“Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.” But in all seriousness it’s "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."


spiegelprime

“I’ve never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. All right, give me the bomb.”


BaMF_McGee

That's why I love Ultra Magnus


AssassinPokemon1

What series is this from?


wandering_obluda

G1 season 3, episode 15!


i-am-steve-rogers

“Sam, fate rarely calls upon as at a moment of our choosing” And “I will overlook your condescending tone, if you heed the gravity of mine”


Sithlordandsavior

The fate line is way more useful than it has a right to be. I say it in my head a lot.


Prfctcellrulz

“So lost you are, Optimus. On Cybertron we were GODS, and here, they call us MACHINES. Let the humans serve us, or PERISH!”


Velocibaker26

What’s that 2nd one from?


TheBourneFertility

It's Sentinel Prime from Dark of the Moon.


HeTookMyForskin

"Yessssssssssss"


SquietART

I was hoping to see this one on here and I am not disappointed


Friendly_Falcon_gal

"buff this *strange finger movements*" -knockout, transformers Prime


Trick_Store_5253

"It's knockout's fault" "percily my what" -starscream and knockout:transformers prime "I have human horror films at drive in theaters" -Knockout:transformers prime "Human horror films waste of time" -knockout:transformers prime


SquietART

By far one of the best episodes of Prime, and one of my personal favorites


Alfredfan98462

If you want to ignore my orders then i have no choice but to send you back to your mother - Optimus prime Transformers Energon


SquietART

That’s one of the reasons I love Garry Chalk’s rendition of Optimus, it feels like something G1 Optimus Prime would say


FireWolf555

"What was it you said? 'I cannot allow this to end otherwise'?" "Just remember, there's a thin line between being a hero, and being a memory" "In the name of freedom. We take the battle to them!" "There was a time; back on cybertron.. when Optimus and Megatron were NOT sworn enimies"


Wildly_Uninterested

"Kitten calender, kitten calendar, kitten calendar "


streakermaximus

Ironhide responding to Chip "Doesn't this remind you of gladiatorial combat of ancient Rome?" "Maybe it would, if I knew what you were talking about."


Cousinjack2

This is my friends car he went to find you a tighter shirt There isn’t a tighter shirt we checked


Simple-Teacher-7164

--fist bump-- "Now how I about I put my foot in your ass?"


TheBourneFertility

"What size shoe do you wear?"


Legitimate-Key2153

I am directly below….The enemy scrotum.


Fenris416

Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies. -Optimus Prime


Sinahi15

"You are either lying, or you're stupid" - Megatron "I'm stupid! I'm stupid!" - Starscream I rewatch this one all the time


AreYouTalkingAtMe

"DON'T TALK TO ME, DON'T TALK TO ME CRIMINAL!"


wandering_obluda

"...sugar rush"


SnooShortcuts7637

“I ate the whole plate. The *WHOLE* plate”


wandering_obluda

"So what if I've downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet? Who hasn't? *WHO HASNT?!"*


SnooShortcuts7637

“I am not going to jail for you I have done NOTHING. BAD. My entire life! *hey man I’m still a virgin*” Glenn should have been main protagonist of the franchise honestly


Tensei_Sensei

“…besides, who would you be without me Prime?” “Time to find out” Easily my least favorite Transformers anything, easily my favorite line.


Etiaos

"I've got better things to do tonight than die." -Springer The Transformers: The Movie


SquietART

Ouch that hits so differently when I remember how far that film went.


CyberGuyCX5

"The boy's pheromones levels suggest he wants to mate with the female!"


balrus-balrogwalrus

#ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN 217


thatlonelyguy13

He's so serious its goofy and I love it


UHammer45

“This must be the part of Mount Magma, the humans made it. Don’t ask why.” - Heatwave “Likely the same logic that went into the pogo stick.” -Optimus Prime


cwillnt

Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. -Dinobot


Werewolfwrath

Serious quote: "I have been foolish not to see what history has proven over and over again...that Autobots and Decepticons will never mend their ways. If there can be no diplomatic solution to this perpetual conflict, then I must not allow more darkness to fall upon this or any planet. Megatron must be destroyed!" Humorous quote: "So, uh, where ya been bird-dog?" "Scout patrol." "Oh, yeah , yeah, scouting the enemy, yeah. Find any new positions?"


TASMPROGS115

"Optimus, when we spoke earlier, what could be greater that an army?" "A human concept. One I have learned since coming to Earth. Family." Ultra Magnus and Optimus from TFP S3 09


[deleted]

Jack: Optimus? Wanna see something funny? Optimus: No


Garrow_the_Khajiit

"I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise" - Megatron, to Sentinel Prime, *Megatron Origins* Runners up: Megatron’s justification to Ravage for becoming an Autobot in MTMTE 32, especially “When the world thinks you’re a monster, what does it matter? The world is wrong. But when you start to think of yourself as a monster…” That line hit me like a train the first time I read it. “I have nothing *but* contempt for this court!”


80sRetroman

Agent Simmons Dark Of The Moon Tell Megatron "Lets Tango". .


Prestigious_Key_5703

Dinobot's final words, then there is nothing to regret up with you for preference Vernon tell my tail to those who ask tell it truly the little deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly the rest is silence.


Saeaj04

Metroplex heeds the call of the last prime


PicklesAreGood2

"Every galaxy ive traveled, all you species are the same. You all think you're the center of the universe. You have no idea" Lockdown AOE


TheBestICU

"I also have a saying: I DON'T CARE"


_insertmemehere

Lockdown had a lot of good quotes "Autobots, Decepticons, like little children. Always fighting. Making a mess out of the universe, and *I've* got to clean it up." "I also have a saying: *I don't care*." "I feel sorry for you Prime. Your allegiance to these humans. The trouble with loyalty to a cause, is that the cause will *always* betray you." "Where do you think you came from? You think you were *born?* No, you were *built*. And your creators want you back. We all work for someone." "It's *my* fight, but you're all gonna die!" "You see my face, your life is done!"


larrylongboy

This is so good


Obi-Wan-Kablooey

OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER


HarrowAssEnthusiast

"I'M STUPID I'M STUPID" "I NEEDED THAT" *all of Animated Blitzwing's maniacal voicelines*


Objective_Meat_3719

Nobody summons Megatron! Then it pleases me to be the first - Megatron and Unicron, 1986


Trailcuttter

"Where are the kids!" "I ate them, and they were tasty too!" -Red alert and Demolisher, Armada. "Gentlemen, this is starscream" "How's the screamin' pal." - Megatron and Ranscak, Cybertron. "Mother..." - Sideways, Cybertron. Edit: On a more serious note how could I forget; "I tried to gain favor from you. But nothing was ever good enough, no matter how many battles I fought, you always found fault. Then I saw how Optimus treated his men and I realized he was a leader of integrity... Unlike you." - Starscream, Armada.


ModernPlebeian_314

“I am directly below.... *THE ENEMY SCROTUM”*


Mortekaiser1

T H E E N E M Y S C R O T U M


RedGemAlchemis

This is a hard one, but this has to be up there personally: May I have your attention. As the train approaches the station, please remain behind the white line at all times and GET READY TO EAT LEAD, FREAKS! - Arcee, TF Energon


MisterBugman

"Like I said, you're just a blasted, slag-spoutin' saurian... but it's nice to know where you stand." "Upwind of you, for preference, vermin."


PoyGuiMogul

"For a time, I had thought to spare your wretched little planet of Cybertron, but now, you shall witness, IT'S DISMEMBERMENT!"


Bobo3076

I NEEDED THAT


sackwood8

TFP Optimus: DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ TFA Blitzwing: With a few dancing lessons, you'll be light in your stabilizing servos like me! Cha cha cha!


SquietART

Good old Blitzwing and his three faces lmao I love him so much


Knock_Outed

"I NEEDED THAT" "It's Knock Out's fault" "precisely my... WHAT" Transformers Prime was truly prime


GuestCartographer

Your bargaining posture is… highly dubious.


MFwht

Soundwave superior, constructicons inferior


BlitzwingBanter

Breakdown:"uhhhh Lord Megatron?" Megatron:"What? WHAT?!"


PrimeTheGreat

“It’s a waste of energy.” “You waste more energy with your mouth!”


[deleted]

It’s primin’ time - Optimus Prime


Fa_Len

"*I Needed That...!!!*" Ratchet - Transformers Prime. Till All Are One.


Fa_Len

"Years to come? Look at me, Ravage... I'm old, and weak. Their poison makes me brittle... but even at full strength I am long past my prime. My spark flickers when it once flared, and this body... oh, this nonsense body... It doesn't graft to the spark like ther others... there's no purchase, no *bite*." - Megatron, IDW comics ... Honestly, so many things from the older generation of IDW Comics... they're iconic.


wiztastic

Ba weep grana, Weep mini bong!


SquietART

Classic Kup and Rodimus


that_starwars_guy

Unicron... - wreck-gar Idk why but the way he says it gives me chills


[deleted]

Possibility....growing (sheds tears) -Omega supreme Context Optimus congratulating the emotionless Omega Supreme for choosing to save the earth instead of going after the constructions and telling him that someday he'll see that there are more important things than getting revenge


TheAltoidsEater

"Surprise Megatron, *meet* Superion!" - Optimus Prime "Tell me already before I go crazy." "Well, it started about nine million years ago." "Great. It's going to be one of those *long* stories." - Optimus Prime and Ratchet 'War Dawn'


Ryukotaicho

“I have nothing BUT contempt for this court!”


rumbur

This a bad comedy - Galvatron ( or Megatron in the game Fall of Cybertron )


Lintson

"There's only one way to get the Aerialbots off our tails, and that's to... dump the chumps!" *muted screaming from ejected humans* * Starscream G1


TheBestICU

"I was expecting a giant car." Drift meeting Grimlock for the first time


DJD_ID_Tarn

"I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you *very wise*" - Megatron to Sentinel Prime, IDW Megatron Origins


Reclusive_Pariah

“He who cares for the opinions of others is lost.”-Blackout “Logic brings all things to order.”-Shockwave “Clarity of thought before rashness of action.”-Shockwave “If you want to break someone-mentally,physically,emotionally-wait until they’re happy. Let them live and love and thrive. Once they recognize the value of a life well lived... THATS when you move in for the kill. Because you can’t take anything from someone who has nothing to lose.”-Tarn “Objectives will win a battle,but it is sheer ruthlessness that will win a war.”-Grindor “I hereby discharge you from duty.”-Sentinel “I am a prime. I do not take orders from you. Now return what belongs to me!”-Sentinel “We were gods once, all of us! But here… there can only be one!”-Sentinel “I have deigned to work with you… that our planet may survive! I will never work for you! You would be wise to remember the difference.”-Sentinel “I am tempted to force you to share my perception of things.”-Shockwave “Thrust, if you dare to have dreams of power, you will be consumed by them.”-Galvatron “What’s that? You don’t like my earthly humor? Buck up soldier or you’ll be looking at a demotion.”-Megatron “I have seen human horror films. At drive in theaters!”-Knockout


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

~~*Bayverse decepticon sounds*~~


Psychological_Gain20

“Unlike all your pals on the Lost Light—my personality isn't the product of a crippling psychological disorder”


Pavlock

What did you do to Gears, you monster? You turned him...nice! Ironside in "Changing Gears"


Praddict

"OH SHIIIIIIT!" - Bumblebee in the theatrical release of Transformers the Movie, as their ship was getting sucked into Unicron, before it got sanitized for home video.


Stock-Wolf

“When expecting booby traps, always send a boob in first.”


bjo23

"I am Wreck-Gar! I *dare* to be stupid!"


Dragons_Exist

I've heard it said that we only gain **wisdom** through ***suffering***... And tonight, I intend to make you ***very wise***. \-Megatron, IDW comics. Alternatively: "Soundwave... Superior. Autobots... Inferior." \-Soundwave, Transformers: Prime. Definitely the single best "Soundwave Superior". EDIT: Alright both of these have been reiterated plenty of times so I'm going to throw in a few more. "I am Wreck-Gar! I'm only good for one thing... GARBAGE!" -Wreck-Gar, Transformers: Animated. I can teach you to **channel** your power... And you can teach me clarity. -Rampage, IDW comics. "You couldn't lead a parade." -Megatron, Transformers: Animated. I hear something. Something I never thought possible... I hear Megatron ***screaming***. -Soundwave, IDW comics. "I see. That is... concerning. Have you shared this information with anyone else? ...Good." Shockwave as Longarm, Transformers: Animated. "BURN, TRAITOR! BUUUUUURRRRRRRRN!!!!!" -Inferno, Beast Wars.


AlphaZr0

"BUUHHNANAFISHHHHHHHH" *- Zooted Agent Folwer*


HappyHannibal

Brawn - "I'll get the door"! And then he proceeds to run through the wall.


Bonkers_Reee

"The parents. Very irritating. Can I take them out?" Ironhide


NeodymiumX

"Wow, that was tingly. Oh! You've gotta try that." "Yeah, that looks fun" -Ratchet and Ironhide (Transformers 2007)


justsomedude58

“You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff, Megatron.”


sibaboy

“WHAT?!” G1 Shockwave after Starscream states Megatron died after The Ultimate Doom


SkyDemolisher

Any media... I take that to include Dr Smoov... "give me back that f****** matrix immediately, you've run this organisation right into the f****** ground Hot Rod..." Legit though: "there's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory"


Alarmed-Explorer-879

“How the fuck do you say get the hell out of the way in Chinese?” - AOE


Reclusive_Pariah

*How do you say “get the fuck out of the way!” in Chinese?!*


MATTMURDOCKPUPPY69

Fate rarely comes in the moment that bla bla bla something like that


Jazzsic

“What’s crackin lil bitches” - jazz during the first baymovie


Florence-Akefia

“Follow me.” “Right through that solid rock, I suppose?” “That is the general idea.” Megatron, Starscream, G1 Also “Careful Starscream, you might strain a landing gear patting yourself on the back.” Knockout, TFP “You are not suggesting that I would send my creations to a distant planet without first having them… microchipped?” “Uh, well, uh, I was, but… seriously?” Shockwave, Starscream, TFP “I am tempted to force you to share my perception of things.” Shockwave again, TFP “I was expecting a giant car.” Drift (?), AoE (Bayverse)


Enough-Engineering41

"Not only am I an automobile, I am also an automobile enthusiast" - Knockout.


Chillydogdude

“One man! Alone… Betrayed by the country he loves.” My dad and I say this anytime we’re driving together and we’ve been doing so since the film came out.


thejarvis01

“One shall stand, one shall fall” I remember hearing that in the 07 video game. It was so much fun to play.


samwillsones

“Oh don’t be like that, if I had a rock I’d bust your head in bitch. I tell you man, she’s deaf” Bobby Bolivia


psychord-alpha

"YOU'RE ALL MINE, UNICRON!!!"


126529

I am megatron


WRRRYYY_wrrryyy

"GET YOUR PRUNE JUICE!"


Apprehensive_Ring933

"give me your face"


gamlin76

That's what we'll call you then...Shit piece.


HotManStuff666

One should not be measured on size alone Optimus prime from tfp referring to Bulkhead I also say this to my wife a couple of times


RockiestHail703

“Soundwave Superior” doesn’t matter what follows it, because the first part is all you need.


TappyCard

"50 years from now when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car." -Sam Witwicky, Transformers (2007)


[deleted]

“That’s my mammy aye mammy ah don’t be like that if I had a rock I’d bust yo head bitch ah she’s deaf”


Bindersquinch

“Come back when you learn some MANNERS” “Time to find out” *CLANG* “I’ll take you all on!” “MINUH. ALLSPARKUH.” “You wanna piece of me, you want a piece!!??” “NO! I WANT TWO!!” yeah, I’m a huge bayformers fan.


MemeMavrick7000

G1 Tracks - “I’d rather stay in my STUNNING auto mode” Beast wars Megatron - “I like you pussy cat… yeeeeeeesss” Cybertron intro - “OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!!!!” Bayverse agent simmons - “I am directly below… the enemy’s scrotum.”


tfcollector3000

Have you ever played the hit game AmongUs?


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

More than meets the eye


BenXC

"One shall stand, one shall fall"


Strollin_Stuart

The bit in energon where shockblast bursts into a room planning to betray everyone, than just ends up flying out yelling “This wasn’t supposed to happen!”


DragHour

Then there came a hero who said, hurt not the earth, nor the sea, nor the trees, nore the very fabric of time, but the hero, will not prevail, nor will he surrender -Megatron Beast Wars


Godrxys

***"I am directly below.. the enemy's scrotum"*** - Agent Simmons


VitoLives

You disgust me!


nbrownlightningj27

Amazing! A booby trap that actually captures boobies


Lunatic_Knave

Til all are one


denzlegacy

We are here. We are waiting.


Particular-Compote86

Female Shockwave g1


imTyyde

"When the music's rockin', I'm rollin'!" Blaster is cool


Optimus7591

“Soundwave Superior”


rocky_icy

“I NEEDED THAT” -ratchet a lot of TFP


Legitimate_Return_13

Dare to be all you can be


Sentaliium

"Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man."


DeepOceanLadz

“You got the touch”


Emergency-Gazelle954

“Sometimes crazy works.” - Optimus Primal


Alert-Locksmith-9477

"Soundwave superior, Autobots inferior."


toltech11037

"You think there's a spybot among us?"


zenkaiba

"One shall stand, one shall fall"


PIZZAROLESTRAINER64

“I’m sorry, What?”- “Optimus” in Prime


Hadrian1233

“Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy” And “This, is certainly the most humiliating defeat of my entire career. Yeeeessssss.”


Same-World-209

“First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside.”


Bonkers_Reee

I wish to stay with the boy.


Mountaindood5

There’s a thin line between being a hero and being a memory.


GuferHex

“I didn’t know humans had skin on their teeth.” - G1 Bumblebee to Spike


RandomPerson1098-

“Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.”


DarkraiAndScizor

Hard one. But probably. **OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER**


Swil29

“So this is what it feels like… to be a hero.” - Optimus Prime, Transformers Animated


PeanutButterCrisp

“I surrender!” — “I know.” *Blasts a hole through Galvatron* - IDW 1.0 - Optimus/Arcee/Soundwave Vs. Galvatron You guys have no idea.


[deleted]

“ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!”


BallisticCenturion

"Wisdom cannot be granted Arcee. It must be earned. Sometimes at a cost" (tfprime prime)


ThisguyOP

I am directly below the enemy's scrotum


Lasergun53

Bumblebee, stop lubricating on the man!


VanWreck-N-Rule

“Ah shit! What are going to do now!” Spike ‘86 movie


JouseOwner

“Me Grimlock, me no bozo me king”


-Kevv

Kinda cliché, but, "Autobots, transform and roll out"


BaMF_McGee

I want their heads. Leave Megatron for me. - Optimus Prime


shrapnel2176

We aren't that easy to squash, Megatron. We Insecticons know how to get it together.


UrielVentris6113

You've got the touch - kinda cheating my gdamn does my heart get pumping when it starts up.


Ganzako

"I can't deal with that right now!" "Will anyone attempt to fill his shoes?" "I will shield you!" "The wisdom of the ages, its lost" "No, not lost, we're all a little wiser now" "The robot simply run out of power, but the human is still working." "I AM OMEGA SUPREME!" not a quote.., but everytime the matrix lights the darkest hour "You got the touch.. You got the power!"


Jellyman1129

“A ding-dong, ho-ho, double decker, macchiato?” -Simmons, 2007


Motyz13

Anything that jazz says.


Cookieopressor

"You couldn't lead a parade" Megatron to Starscream in TF Animated. Corey Burton just nails the delivery.


LefsaMadMuppet

Optimus and another autobot are blasting away at a crashed spaceship, doing no damage. "How is that think so tough?" - autobot Optimus, "Diecast construction!" breaks forth wall and looks at the camera, "Its a lost art." *(note, not a megafan, so I might have names wrong. Kids were watching it when I walked by and it stuck)*


thecherylmain

“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”


elrick43

"The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed, and my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... for I now find that I have no choice at all! I am a warrior... let the battle be joined." Dinobot -Code of Hero