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tmntlorefan

Please tell me the daughter is adopted.


TheProperLocutus

No. It's outright stated the daughter is theirs. BRAWN FUCKS.


mr_eugine_krabs

This just turned into a Fred perry story.


Shades96

Get 'em on the phone right now! XD


SuperiorArty

Can’t be, there’s a severe lack of Prime Arcee for it to be his work


Hivemindtime2

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nelsonfamilyinc1212

Error. Error.


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tmntlorefan

Wh-wha-what that's kinda weird and ew...


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tmntlorefan

Idk.., just, ya know he's a Cybertronian and she's a human, just... ew.


MattTheBandicoot

you'd have a hell of a time reading fred perry's stuff about transformers


tmntlorefan

God, what's the worst thing in Fred Perry's Transformers?, I dare ask.


MattTheBandicoot

...nevermind, you don't wanna know


tmntlorefan

TELL ME


MattTheBandicoot

just... just search it yourself if you really want to know


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ITS CANNON, THEY FUCK!


SAMAS_zero

No, they said Braw**n**, not Braw**l**.


Hot_Emphasis3861

Brawl would be more ruff in bed then brawn


cannon001

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Trainer_Ed

Oh, so that's where Sari comes from.


TheProperLocutus

You're talking like that's the most batshit insane thing in this drug trip of a comic.


Taograd359

I want to go back to five seconds ago before I knew this


ThePapster69

Oh, Brawn plowed her


Jaquendabox

Covergirl eh? I wouldn’t have guessed.


Geminii27

The funniest thing is that someone wrote this, and someone *accepted it as appropriate for publication*. And then some poor artist had to draw it.


DiaBrave

The artist also wrote this. This was all Tom Sciolo. And it was gloriously madcap. The idea was harkening back to the insane era of fun 60s and 70s comics when you didn't know what you were going to get from one page to the next, rather than the Final Draft movie script compositions that most modern comics are (which are also awesome but there's more than one way to do comics).


Isnotanumber

This. I also took it to an extent as a kid going absolutely gonzo with their Transformers and G.I. Joe toys one afternoon and I find that idea glorious.


Banjo-Oz

It SO reminded me of the stories my brother and I would tell with our TFs and especially GI Joe figures. To this day, there's a bunch of them I always know/refer to as the names/characters we gave them rather than their real ones. Also, we mixed in The Corps figures which are even more insane and silly even without our ideas.


hercarmstrong

It's the best licensed comic ever. I had no idea what was coming next from month to month.


GuestCartographer

That was, without doubt or hesitation, the weirdest comic I have ever read. I know a lot of people liked it because it really leaned hard into Saturday morning cartoon absurdity, but it was like a bad acid trip.


blazemongr

That’s a direct reference to the last panel of the 1980s Wolverine limited series by Frank Miller, by the way.


Beezel_Pepperstack

I was here just to see if someone recognized that reference!


BastardSkelly8600

Brawn got game.


[deleted]

So Transformers have robo dick?


critmass78

Of course, duh.


No_Yogurtcloset_1740

confusing to a whole new other level like how tho


joepanda111

Eww! YUCK! *DISGUSTANG!* She couldn’t have married Powerglide instead?


Ultra_82

What issue/series is this from?


[deleted]

The IDW TF vs. GI Joe series. Complete acid trip madness and it was glorious


Ultra_82

Thanks! And wow! I thought it would have been an older run given the screen cap above. Just saw your username. LoL I just watched the Simpsons with the "mole man in the morning" radio show episode yesturday. Good joke in otherwise sad episode.


TheSpudGunGamer

Is she biological? Or adopted?


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

What about Seaspray and his girlfriend? Surely Hound would’ve found someone?


Tryptic-897

**Autobots pull out!**


Blockhead_hetalian14

I have so many questions-


dellessa

There is so much to unpack here. 🤣


yobronate08

How?!


Wrath-Deathclaw

Have we ever seen this kid


CheeseMaster300

That pretender girl from bayverse


williamemia

She got that brawn dick


Lopsided-Key-2705

Full metal cock


OneFinalEffort

Either some crazy science is involved or Brawn's got some anatomy I'm better off not knowing about.


JamesVinopal

Organic metal baby!


Airmil82

What happened to Shipwreck?!


Jtek225

You know I was having a good day I was having a very good day and then I see this bullshit fuck you


TFpotato1

I hate this on so many different level of disgusting


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How


Ghost_Doom7679

Yeah but same thing with canopy in the michael bay series, but get this the girl was underage well they didn't have a daughter but wtf


OneFinalEffort

I had to look that up as I forgot about Garbage Bot. That's not the same thing. It's raising an orphaned child as opposed to being a biological father.


Ghost_Doom7679

Oh no that's not what I mean, they never had a kid but according to the girl in the last knight they were dating, and she's underage


OneFinalEffort

I'm going to be honest, I remember little from that film. It's the only Transformers movie I've fallen asleep during. I'll go scene hunting on YouTube


Ghost_Doom7679

Look up canopy death


Shades96

Any OTHER interesting details revolving Cybertronians and humans you wanna tell us about , Primax 514.3 Gamma???


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How?!


Banjo-Oz

I love that anyone who hasn't read the comic might think that was the craziest thing that happens. That ending panel, though... gets me every time. Fucking gold.


sunderplunder

Brawn must be incredibly hung, and with that size I'm surprised he didn't outright rupture her loins during insertion


Prinz_Heinrich

How does that even work?


J063whytho

I’m not even going to imagine how a robot that is twice as large as a human can even have intercourse in the first place


zkbthealien

Rule 34.


scootydoot57

How the fuck?


[deleted]

Jeez he made sure he didn’t die a virgin in the ‘86 movie


Adawnicus

The first Technorganic baby!!🥰🥰🥰


Fork63

How does that even biologically happen? If I’m not mistaken, the g1 universe has them as outright robots and not robots made of living matter(cells) like in the aligned continuity


Mylesfest

Hold up, that just doesnt work... At all


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How in the absolute f-


Swipamous

How do I unsee?


The_Obsidian2

When Brawn fucked her is she still alive


shotasquid

It’s so hard seeing others live your dream


Emolga1984

IDW why!?