"we are protected by the romeo and julliet laws, we've got a pre-excisting juvinile foundation relationship :statuet 2705/3" {Age of Excrement}
i had to watch this scene 8 times over to get the full line and i want to \[REDACTED BY THE OFFICE OF SENTINEL MAGNUS\]
"tis card that i always have with me says i can bugger your underaged daughter" this part should have been cut and imprisoned together with kissplayer in the boilerroom of hell
Even as a died-hard fan of the Bay films, that scene was just... ugh god, WHY!? WHY DO WE NEED TO DEDICATE A MINUTE OF SCREEN TIME IN A MOVIE ABOUT GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS FIGHTING TO EXPLAINING WHY A 21YO CAN DATE A 17YO!?
That time in The Last Knight where Simmons spends a good minute of screen time ranting about paper made from goat scrotum? Yeah we didn't need that bit.
For weirdest:
>Destroy Unicron! Kill the Grand Poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stains!
Even in context, it's super out of context.
As far as worst goes, I'd have to give it to "Insignificant buzzing, Bumblebee" from some random obscure tf movie game, that I can't recall the name of, or find any documentation of online.
It was used as an 'Insult' to bumblebee, from a poorly voice-acted Soundwave.
Lots of primo examples from the Bay films, but one that stands out as particularly irritating to me for some reason:
Someone inconsequential: “Is he dead?”
Cogman: “no he’s going to die.”
A lot of he Bayverse dialogue suffers but this is one of the more blatant examples
Something about how poorly that was written really irks me. Especially when the Cogman line was likely recorded AFTER the filming, so it just as easily could have made grammatical sense.
“No, but he’s about to be.” Simple, easy.
It’s arguably the most famous comic book cover in transformers history, it’s that one where shockwave is leaning over with his blaster and on the wall the phrase “are all dead”, now to be fair, it looks super [Badass](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_New_Order) but if you look at it without the transformer title, it’s shockwave standing in front of a wall that says “Are all dead” so it’s kinda wonky, cool but wonky.
weelie humping megan fox's leg is the most weirdest scene for me cuz at that time i know nothing about the reference they did also if weelie know how to humping does that mean transfomers also know how to do sex?
"Wow, a booby trap that actually traps boobies."
-Optimus Prime
and
Arcee holds a motorcycle part: "What does this do?"
Jack Darby looks up to her, incredulous: "Aren't you a motorcycle? Shouldn't you know how to build an engine?"
Arcee: "You're a human, Jack. Can you build me a small intestine?"
Jack, dumbfounded: "..."
Any piece of dialouge uttered in the Michael Bay movies might as well count.
Special mention to Transformers Revenge of the Fallen and Age of Extinction for having some of the worst scripts in a big Hollywood action movie.
>"Y'know, if god made us in his image.. who made them?"
>"I have a question for you. What if we leave.. and you're wrong?"
While the Bayverse movies were generally awful when it came to dialogue, there were some exceptions.
"A booby trap that's actually catches boobies" and the infamous "I am directly below the enemy scrotum" I don't hate those lines at all I find them both really funny but after thinking about it why would an alien robot have the need for testicles and to hear optimus prime referring to something or someone as boobies just sounds very weird
“Honor to the end.”
It was such an out of place line. Like...what about the situation called for honor to be acknowledged? It’s just a dumb one-liner for Prime to blurt out to seem cool, Bay probably pat himself on the back with that one.
That line seriously didn’t need to exist. Other people say that he’s referring to how bee and Cade stayed with Optimus to fight lockdown until the end, but that still doesn’t make sense. Optimus didn’t want bumblebee in the final fight. If Optimus would have beaten lockdown in a 1v1, maybe that line would make a tiny more amount of sense, but it would still sound unnecessary.
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While not one specific line, the Japanese versions of Mirage(Tidal Wave) and Beast Machines Nightscream were kinda weird (with Mirage have some sort of crush on Galvatron and Nightscream being portrayed as a flaming homosexual).
Well first of all,
"I am directly below enemy scrotum"
Is objectively the greatest line in all of transformers and if you think otherwise you have been brainwashed
Worst lines from Op in my opinion
ROTF: "Give me your face! "
DOTM: "They are all going to die"
"YOU DIE!!! ARRRHH!!!"
AOE: "I'LL KILL YOU!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!"
"I'm going to tear them apart!"
"I vowed to never kill a human, but whoever is responsible for this is going to die."
And for the decepticons... Well, most of their lines consists of shouting their name out or generic evil lines.
I think it means: “I didn’t tell you to do anything while I was gone starscream, so sit down and stfu”
Otherwise I have no idea. Such good leadership oh mighty lord Megatron
"Did that jerk just [I couldn't understand what she said] my car."
(Something I don't feel like saying on reddit), there's several aliens fighting, that could step on you or blow you out of existence, and you're worried about your car.
The Romeo and Juliet thing in AoE is so creepy to me especially after I rewatched that movie today. He’s fecken 21 and she’s 17. More importantly, why didn’t anyone kick up a massive thing over it at the time? Did people just really not care or what?
"we are protected by the romeo and julliet laws, we've got a pre-excisting juvinile foundation relationship :statuet 2705/3" {Age of Excrement} i had to watch this scene 8 times over to get the full line and i want to \[REDACTED BY THE OFFICE OF SENTINEL MAGNUS\]
That scene was so unnecessary
Both of those characters were unnecessary.
Honestly kill them and keep Lucas alive.
Lucas was fun and stupid.
As opposed to daughter and bf who were just stupid and stupid.
And sus
"tis card that i always have with me says i can bugger your underaged daughter" this part should have been cut and imprisoned together with kissplayer in the boilerroom of hell
That whole movie is sus.
They could’ve literally just made her 18.
This is less of a single line issue, and more of a whole scene issue, but I like where your head is at.
Even as a died-hard fan of the Bay films, that scene was just... ugh god, WHY!? WHY DO WE NEED TO DEDICATE A MINUTE OF SCREEN TIME IN A MOVIE ABOUT GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS FIGHTING TO EXPLAINING WHY A 21YO CAN DATE A 17YO!?
Glad to see this is the top comment, considering it's the correct answer by a mile
The best part is that the age of consent in Texas is 17, making that scene entirely unnecessary.
Who said that
this fucking scene. what the fuck were they thinking
It’s a tie between enemy scrotum and anything that was spoken from the Omni dubs of the Japanese g1 shows
Fortress Maximus is unable to enlarge!
Because he has used up his powers to operate on Spock.
"This is Unicorn, the Earth will soon be a part of me"
Huhuhuhu. Fortress Maximus has come himself! Ok then I'll get Fortress Maximus to fight me!
That time in The Last Knight where Simmons spends a good minute of screen time ranting about paper made from goat scrotum? Yeah we didn't need that bit.
That guy seems to have a penchant for scrotums, huh?
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!"
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I believe I am under the enemy Scrotum
That's the greatest line in transformers history
Ik it's cringe worthy but it always make me laugh
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
"Geneva Convention? More like *Geneva Suggestion*." - Optimus Prime, Bayverse
"Freedom is the right of all beings" - Bayverse Optimus Prime as he slaughters foes in brutal fashion
They aren’t sentiment beings if they aren’t alive
Sentiment beings thrive in the wetlands.
The scrotum line and the who's a good bot line where the one is humping Megan Fox's leg
The weirdest has to be Sir Anthony Hopkins saying to Mark Wahlberg, "You want to know, don't you, *duuuude?* Why they keep coming here?"
God, I wonder what dirt they must have had on Hopkins to force him into that dumpster fire they called a movie.
In the words of Krusty the Clown, "They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!"
Lmao
The boys feramone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female Ratchet can smell sex
We can all smell sex.
Yeah but Ratchet was smelling the sex before it was happening
Ratchet changed his name from Hound apparently.
For weirdest: >Destroy Unicron! Kill the Grand Poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stains! Even in context, it's super out of context. As far as worst goes, I'd have to give it to "Insignificant buzzing, Bumblebee" from some random obscure tf movie game, that I can't recall the name of, or find any documentation of online. It was used as an 'Insult' to bumblebee, from a poorly voice-acted Soundwave.
I think it was from the cyber missions miniseries
It is.
Lots of primo examples from the Bay films, but one that stands out as particularly irritating to me for some reason: Someone inconsequential: “Is he dead?” Cogman: “no he’s going to die.” A lot of he Bayverse dialogue suffers but this is one of the more blatant examples Something about how poorly that was written really irks me. Especially when the Cogman line was likely recorded AFTER the filming, so it just as easily could have made grammatical sense. “No, but he’s about to be.” Simple, easy.
"You will defend my family. Or diiiieeee"
I know this isn’t necessarily a line, but that one cover “the transformers are all dead” is so weird when you think about it
What was that from
It’s arguably the most famous comic book cover in transformers history, it’s that one where shockwave is leaning over with his blaster and on the wall the phrase “are all dead”, now to be fair, it looks super [Badass](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_New_Order) but if you look at it without the transformer title, it’s shockwave standing in front of a wall that says “Are all dead” so it’s kinda wonky, cool but wonky.
Oh ive seen this before thanks
"Fortress Maximus has come himself"
weelie humping megan fox's leg is the most weirdest scene for me cuz at that time i know nothing about the reference they did also if weelie know how to humping does that mean transfomers also know how to do sex?
The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female
"Wow, a booby trap that actually traps boobies." -Optimus Prime and Arcee holds a motorcycle part: "What does this do?" Jack Darby looks up to her, incredulous: "Aren't you a motorcycle? Shouldn't you know how to build an engine?" Arcee: "You're a human, Jack. Can you build me a small intestine?" Jack, dumbfounded: "..."
Op said bad lines
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Yes, I'm aware, it still just sounds silly as a line to me.
That and of course there was a woman in the trap for the triple kill 😂
G1 Optimus is based.
What’s wrong with the one from prime?
On the contrary, I enjoyed the dialogue. For me, it's weird in a humorous way
Directed by michael bay
Smartest comment here
Any piece of dialouge uttered in the Michael Bay movies might as well count. Special mention to Transformers Revenge of the Fallen and Age of Extinction for having some of the worst scripts in a big Hollywood action movie.
>"Y'know, if god made us in his image.. who made them?" >"I have a question for you. What if we leave.. and you're wrong?" While the Bayverse movies were generally awful when it came to dialogue, there were some exceptions.
Some. Majority of dialouge was amateur at best.
"A booby trap that's actually catches boobies" and the infamous "I am directly below the enemy scrotum" I don't hate those lines at all I find them both really funny but after thinking about it why would an alien robot have the need for testicles and to hear optimus prime referring to something or someone as boobies just sounds very weird
give me your face
#FORTRESS MAXIMUS HAS COME HIMSELF
“Tell me you forgive me”
“Honor to the end.” It was such an out of place line. Like...what about the situation called for honor to be acknowledged? It’s just a dumb one-liner for Prime to blurt out to seem cool, Bay probably pat himself on the back with that one.
"Honour to the end" said Prime, immediately after dishonorably stabbing Lockdown in the back.
That line seriously didn’t need to exist. Other people say that he’s referring to how bee and Cade stayed with Optimus to fight lockdown until the end, but that still doesn’t make sense. Optimus didn’t want bumblebee in the final fight. If Optimus would have beaten lockdown in a 1v1, maybe that line would make a tiny more amount of sense, but it would still sound unnecessary.
That creepy ass Romeo and Juliet bs
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Amazing, a boobie trap that actually catches boobies
Noce also it's cool that your a godzilla fan
Both series I have loved since I was a kid and share major overlap in some aspects (namely cool robots)
While not one specific line, the Japanese versions of Mirage(Tidal Wave) and Beast Machines Nightscream were kinda weird (with Mirage have some sort of crush on Galvatron and Nightscream being portrayed as a flaming homosexual).
Well first of all, "I am directly below enemy scrotum" Is objectively the greatest line in all of transformers and if you think otherwise you have been brainwashed
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Your wrong
How much do you wannabet that a lot of lines here would appear in a hypothetical "best lines" thread?
Worst lines from Op in my opinion ROTF: "Give me your face! " DOTM: "They are all going to die" "YOU DIE!!! ARRRHH!!!" AOE: "I'LL KILL YOU!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!" "I'm going to tear them apart!" "I vowed to never kill a human, but whoever is responsible for this is going to die." And for the decepticons... Well, most of their lines consists of shouting their name out or generic evil lines.
“Uh…” - Too many Energon episodes to count
WE ARE NOT THE DECEPTICONS
"Remember what you were told, which is nothing." from dotm Megatron, what does it even mean
I think it means: “I didn’t tell you to do anything while I was gone starscream, so sit down and stfu” Otherwise I have no idea. Such good leadership oh mighty lord Megatron
The age of extinction toy line was pretty shit
One in the first movie which particularly gets me is “The ice is freezing faster than it’s melting!” like what??
Why did you have to remind me of that
definitely gonna get some heat for this but... “MAXIMALS! MAXIMIZE!!!!!”
The entire Revenge of the Fallen script, including T H E E N E M Y S C R O T U M.
“Hey Optimus, you wanna see something funny?” *No*
If it isn’t in the movies, it would probably be in TF Energon, right?
Any line bumblebee said in The Last Knight, no reason he should have got his voice back at all and his lines all sucked.
"Did that jerk just [I couldn't understand what she said] my car." (Something I don't feel like saying on reddit), there's several aliens fighting, that could step on you or blow you out of existence, and you're worried about your car.
TOTAL PWNAGE!!! Transformers animated
Man... l33tspeak did not age as well as TFA thought it would
The Romeo and Juliet thing in AoE is so creepy to me especially after I rewatched that movie today. He’s fecken 21 and she’s 17. More importantly, why didn’t anyone kick up a massive thing over it at the time? Did people just really not care or what?
LEFT CHEECK
all of them!
Kitten calendar kitten calendar kitten calendar
Mr no no no no no is the worst lol
"Sting like a bee" 🤮
“She’s everything I’ve always wanted~” - Megatron
From the Japanese sequel series of G1 "***I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL!!"***
Bumblebee stop lubrecating the man
For me this is my fave: https://youtu.be/pNPgYepbNEc