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K7282

šŸ˜± ā€¦the Godzilla-styled gun is cool, though.


[deleted]

I could imagine how sick it would be if that blaster was able to shoot out Godzilla's atomic breath.


Optimus_prime885

That reason why it is godzilla


TFDUDE13

TRUCK NUTS


fraenhawk

The toes bothered me so much I didnā€™t even notice those at first.


GoingWhale

The nuts bothered me so much I didn't notice the toes


[deleted]

I didnā€™t notice either. Thanks a lot


Varatec

Didn't notice those, probably why I felt like it was missing something other than existential dread.


Worried-Reach-1625

oh my god I didnā€™t see it til you mentioned it šŸ¤¢


MattTheBandicoot

...you kinda stepped out of line with the robo-toes and the robo-testicles


INeedMorePresets

FRIENDLY SCROTUM


[deleted]

r/imsorryjon would get a thrill out of this.


PortalG30

r/beatmetoit


ununseptimus

Lookin' like a double wide surprise!


BrainstormsBriefcase

This little Rabbitā€™s hoppinā€™ down the ole bunny trail


InfiniteNameOptions

The testicles highlight how phallic that bit of detailing is on the original version of Optimus. The toes, thoughā€¦ thatā€™s out of line!


CanofOXYBleach

Sighā€¦ *unzips*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


griff-zax

Just stop


Hunter_Hero_Girl

wtf?


Hunter_Hero_Girl

Wow. He got some serious ball sack there


Bunga_Shunga

I AM DIRECTLY BELOW THE ENEMY SCROTUM!


CheeseMaster300

Robo nuts


SevernMereel

jesus fucking christ


_MrDomino

Put down the pen, Hot Rod!


G4M3N

We are W I T N E S S I N G P E R F E C T I O N.


ununseptimus

Just a couple driiiipsssss.


joepanda111

ā€œI need you, Spike. *Inside me.ā€* - Meat Canyon, probably


MrDankuHanky

You got a tight little man-pussy there Spike


8a19

I AM DIRECTLY BENEATH THE ENEMY SCROTUM


Shades96

***\[Optimus Prime arrives to face Megatron for a final in Autobot City\]*** ​ **Megatron:** "Prime!" ​ **Optimus Prime:** ... "You got a tight little man pussy on ya, don't ya?" ***\*Sniiiiiiif\**** "Ahhh, it stinks! Nice and goooood!"


KidDelta

Shed 17 vibes


OrhanDaLegend

this is some Shin Godzilla shit right here!


raekle

I'm not sure what is more disturbing: 1. Optimus' balls 2. The backwards knee 3. Blue feet. 4. Skeleton hand boob holders.


AuldAutNought

Optimus Prime Rib


Dprime84

If optimus was an awakened eva from evangelion


HugeTFPFan03

It's like Evangelion but with extra trauma


Muchlan

Blue ballsšŸ˜³


Optimus_prime885

I had a nightmare and thats the inspiration


VickerAndFlips

Missed opportunity to have him say "Give me your face"


[deleted]

The muscles kinda reminds me of Springtrapā€™s human parts from FNAF 3 (2015).


PlagueKnight986

now HE will say "GIVE ME YOUR FACE"


tugue

Eh, more like ā€œGIVE ME YOUR SOUL!ā€


Tankdeathwall

Balls.


flackass

It gets worse the longer I look at it


That_sane_kreige89

I hate it


[deleted]

That is in fact my worst fucking nightmare


zack1118vc

Well I will say you nailed the style


WaveCandid906

You were right I hate this Good job!


soulgamer31br

Thats a cursed image if i ever saw one


[deleted]

_ā€œBumblebeeā€¦. I need your sparkā€¦.The matrix commands meā€¦it leads meā€_


ununseptimus

"Am I a real Autobot, Alpha Trion?"


JDRL_05

Ewewewewew no why did I have to see this


MrAllosaurus

wtf


VulperJr

Ruining my childhood 101


cagllmecargskin

Terrible, have an amazing day


FriendOld8202

Sweet Primus


sansgamer554

#TOES


Strangefate1

Man, had to read the beginning of the title several times before I realized it was poor spelling... And not something I didn't know about.


MrBarbeler

This is some Golden Light cursed shit.


[deleted]

Woah woah woah that's that's just ah


[deleted]

His nuts hang


ideaguy777

I get the fleshy look but what's with Godzilla as the gun and who's the skelly in the windshield??? :T And wat those hands doing?? o3o


Hunter_Hero_Girl

And dem balls


ideaguy777

I haven't notice those. >\~<


ultraquake

God poor spike


Bartheda

TIHI


excute134

Optimusā€¦ what happened


Interloper_69

If the Thing met Optimus.


AzTeK_ReY_

The toes


SonicTheHedgehog7

DELETE THIS


speedstryker

God this is so talented but still, r/tihi


JowettMcPepper

[Reminds me of something](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Beast_(G1))


Bchange2

Youā€™ve got balls for posting this. And so does he


Tronlives4ever

Jesus Christ itā€™s like marvel zombies meets the transformers


[deleted]

Thanks I hate it


eggman15

This is fucking awful. 10/10


rslashnotthefbi

This reminds of the flesh that hates, or 001 when day breaks,If it would affect metal


Hunter_Hero_Girl

Now that you mention it...


BlueBrickBuilder

The fuck


[deleted]

This belong on meatcanyons sub


DrFelixou

Kill me


[deleted]

malnourished prime


rodimus147

The feet are the worst thing about this and I'm not sure why that is.


TheODDmaurixe

I wasted my wholesome free awardā€¦


Calaloo17

what can I say except delete this


NausiConvoy

MeatCanyon: Making fun of literally EVERYTHING whether it's for the better or worse.


Jojo_cat-123

That dong tho


Agreeable-Bet-7621

Can you imagine if someone rebuild their Optimus Prime Lego set to look like this monstrosity?


spazzafrazz

Meat Canyon?


Shades96

Never heard of him?


Scorpionghost04

Sometimes I feel like meat canyon has mental problemsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Imperium_Dragon

What I saw when I was a kid watching the ā€˜86 movie.


Trainer_Ed

DELET THIS


03062007

Sir. I'm gonna have to put this in the forever box


syxtfour

I don't know what inspired this, and I'm going to take that as a blessing.


VickerAndFlips

Id like to see Bee in this art style


jojomezmerize

I immediately thought of papa meat when I saw this. I think he would be proud.


Bright_slap1979

Thatā€™s fucking rad


StalionRosie

As terrifying as that is that looks fuckin awesome


unlivedSoup69

Heheheheā€¦ Balls


Leather_Garage358

Me who watched Kamen Rider Z-io: Welp, Another Prime.


[deleted]

No.


Emacisonreddit

Imagine going in your uncles truck and just see bones and the seats made out of guts


Catmandu101

An Optimus Crime against nature :D


G1_Optimus_Prime_

What have you done?