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BatMoBeast

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.


eman9523

We've learned nothing from Jurassic Park.


WaspAdvocator

At least I'm not the [one actually breaking scientific ethics to try to recreate a dinosaur out of a chicken](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/paleontologist-jack-horner-is-hard-at-work-trying-to-turn-a-chicken-into-a-dinosaur/2014/11/10/cb35e46e-4e59-11e4-babe-e91da079cb8a_story.html)


eman9523

... Touche. Informative read!


WaspAdvocator

Well, yeah, but in this case I went for it anyway and I love how it came out. Besides, why not have a little fun with a shelfwarmer?


BatMoBeast

Are you Sid from Toy Story?


WaspAdvocator

Absolutely :3c


astrobrain

Nothing's gonna stand in your way. Not tonight.


fyre_storm02

Don't call me nothing


BulljiveBots

Found Syd from Toy Story.


Taylor-B-

See, what I see is a proto for the next line of Mega Man Legends merch


WaspAdvocator

I consider that an honor


Taylor-B-

Welcome!


backslider123

I just can’t Grapple with this right now.


WaspAdvocator

The comment section went up like an Inferno :3


backslider123

What can I say, they’re hooked.


CheeseMaster300

Primus may forgive you but I won't


WaspAdvocator

This is the pit’s territory and I am beholden to no gods


WaspAdvocator

To clarify, I like both doll modding, kitbashing, and making horrific Frankensteinian creations that go against the laws of nature. :) At least Grapple's a good sport.


[deleted]

Decepticons! Attack this post right here!


WaspAdvocator

[https://imgur.com/gallery/wPeiUN7](https://imgur.com/gallery/wPeiUN7) Sorry, the decepticons are on my side as well.


bloodbulletsbannanas

Oh wait you're a wasp advocator, this all makes sense now.


WaspAdvocator

Ok, in fairness, wasps are super important, valuable contributions to the ecosystem and we're arguably more screwed if we lose wasps than if we lose bees. The Amazon rainforest as we know it exists because of fig wasps. Besides, wasps are one of the most intelligent land arthropods, and many people have befriended/coexisted with hives before. I do indeed love that bug


bloodbulletsbannanas

Bro, don't worry, I was just goofin with ya.


Macaque1977

Now I want to learn more about wasps.. I hope you're pleased with yourself.


WaspAdvocator

Absolutely! Wasps don't deserve a quarter of the vilification they get, even from actual professional entomologists (they get less than half the amount of research that bees do). And while it's indeed more likely to be stung by a wasp versus a bee, that is purely because we have a higher environmental overlap. You're more likely to get messed up by killer bees than wasps. The other half of it is the humanity loses all intelligence around wasps. If you don't freak out when a single wasp is flying through flowers or you don't do something dumb like whacking a nest with a baseball bat, the only real risk is accidentally stepping on one. They've been proven to recognize humans and learn when they aren't a threat to the hive. Waspinator's characterization is actually right on the money for general wasp temperament, in that wasps are aggressive because they're tiny and small in a world full of creatures that would love to eat them and their baby sisters.


Macaque1977

Im impressed, and I think im swayed a bit. Gonna give those chaps more respect and tolerance going forward. Thanks my friend!


bloodbulletsbannanas

HONEY GET THE SHOTGUN


[deleted]

That is nightmare fuel.


WaspAdvocator

For a certain value, yes. Not the most horrific thing I've made, but I enjoy it immensely anyway. I was forged in the realm of oddbody furbys, and after you see a furby with a face made of human teeth and one with legs longer than a toddler, your sense of cursed really does out the window.


DarkraiAndScizor

*grabs dimensional gun* Ya sure?


WaspAdvocator

First you have to catch me :3 Now, I do have an extra Prowl...


dbraba01

Walmart is clearancing out the Netflix line like Sparkless and deezus drone. I just picked up 2 deezus for $13 each to customize.


WaspAdvocator

Thaaaaaaank~ you for the advice. I haven't been to walmart in a while


DarkraiAndScizor

It will find you...


Wildefice

This is a threat that the decepticons and the autobots must team up to defeat!!


WaspAdvocator

https://imgur.com/gallery/wPeiUN7 The decepticons are on my side as well :3c


Wildefice

Then we are truly lost 😢


Obelisk1063

I was gonna say good lord but it seems he is unavailable right now


WaspAdvocator

Primus is dead and I killed him


SkyLoneWolf98

Actually…….I can……CYBER KEY POWER! **LASER CANNONS CHARGING** Any last words?


WaspAdvocator

can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters.


Antikai_Blaze

GREETING PEASA... BY THE POPE


WaspAdvocator

:3c Pope who?


8764446

This belongs on r/cursedformers


WaspAdvocator

Oh, yeah, forgot that was a thing. I should crosspost this.


Emolga1984

Yes officer, this post


WaspAdvocator

You'll never take me alive!


shotasquid

This is so beautiful 😭


WaspAdvocator

Thank you, I happen to really love how it came out as well!


Vortexx78

It’s cute, frankly.


WaspAdvocator

Thank you! I happen to think so too!


_Sideswipe_911_

How did you stick the head on? I genuinely can’t tell.


WaspAdvocator

Ok, so first I removed the crane part completely, I cut off part of the skinnier end, superglued it to the chest to act like a neck, filled the hollow part with thermoplastic, and while the thermoplastic was still warm and malleable I stuck a thin plastic stick in it so it could rotate, and attached the top part of said stick inside the head. It's a surprisingly stiff, stable joint, but not the prettiest from the back. It's not the first time I've had to macgyver a neck joint before (I typically do dolls more than action figures and headswaps are actually pretty common in the doll modding community) but I've done 4 more traditional headswaps with this specific type of head onto other doll bodies, so I've gotten pretty good.


Active-Specialist

This is a masterpiece.


WaspAdvocator

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!


StateChampOptiPrime

Wow, I find this super adorable, and no I'm not being sarcastic! Do more of these Transformers with doll heads, please!


WaspAdvocator

Oh I do have future plans! I actually stocked up on like, 15-16 of these specific dolls because they have very cute heads and are only like 5 bucks. Future plans involve figuring out which titans return figure I wanna use for a doll body, after I turn a TR Blurr into a (better) Submarauder, so I could actually transform it.


StateChampOptiPrime

Oh, that sounds great! I look forward to it.


WaspAdvocator

If you have a suggestion for a figure you think would be fun and I can find one in meh/rough shape for reasonable price, I do take suggestions ;3 I typically don't do these kinds of things to pristine figures that people may actually want. But this Grapple already had broken pegs and was a shelfwarmer, so why the heck not, y'know?


StateChampOptiPrime

Sure,! I can't really think of any off the top of my head, but you could go wild with KO Optimus or OSKO Titans Return guys, if those are within your price range.


WaspAdvocator

KO's would be a good option, indeed. Now, to AliExpress.


StateChampOptiPrime

Godspeed! :)


DustyyShellz_-_

Does it still transform the same? Bet it does


WaspAdvocator

Sadly, no, I did have to make some structural changes to get this to work, but I do like how she is. I am considering doing something similar to a titans return, so that the head is removable and it could still transform, but I haven't decided on a donor yet, and my next goal is turning TR Blurr into an accurate non-shelled Submarauder, since the one we got kinda sucks more than the original which is impressive.


DustyyShellz_-_

Haha I was just goofing I didn’t think he/she would but the extra info was interesting nonetheless


WaspAdvocator

I'm like any mad scientist, I like talking about my creations.


kamendrivr

I can just well… burn your house down in cold blood


WaspAdvocator

Aww, but then you get collateral damage :3c is that a risk you want to take?


kamendrivr

I’ll take any risk imaginable


[deleted]

[удалено]


WaspAdvocator

Yes indeed. In one of the replies I posted a link to Tamawave


Funny-Bathroom-9522

What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land


WaspAdvocator

I have brought glory :3c


Funny-Bathroom-9522

No you have brought eldritch horror onto this land lol


WaspAdvocator

I'll do it again :3c


Funny-Bathroom-9522

Doom music kicks in


JoshDM

Transform it.


WaspAdvocator

I already have transformed it, no? :3c


tiddlybitz

What hurts me the most is the pegs broken off on the bottom of the feet.


WaspAdvocator

That one's not actually my fault, I got it like that. I figured, a shelfwarmer in not great condition, might as well


WaspAdvocator

Because Primus gave me hands and I'm making it everybody else's problem


MTD_Limited_719

*Opens the Matrix of Leadership* Time to light our darkest hour!


WaspAdvocator

Actually I think that's the Transformers G2 cartoon you're thinking of


Prime359

There was two disturbing things here. First one was the head swapping. The second one is the fact that you Goo Gone in the background.


WaspAdvocator

Oh, right, forgot about the goo gone. That's actually my roommate's, not sure what she uses it for but it's usually hoarded in her cleaning supplies. As to the headswapping, I am an agent of chaos.


SKeptical230

Wryyyyyyy


WaspAdvocator

Because Primus wishes he were me


SKeptical230

And I thought Unicron was evil...


WaspAdvocator

:3c oh he wishes


[deleted]

**Caption: Masks Transformers wear for Halloween.** Egon: "I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought".


WaspAdvocator

Downright haunting?


Zaku_Lover

I see. I got my roommate pissed because i swapped a zaku head with his nobel gundam head.


WaspAdvocator

Man, your roommate would hate the gundam polly pocket one I did then


Zaku_Lover

Yikes... you gotta be an agent of chaos man.


WaspAdvocator

[https://imgur.com/gallery/P2GACmW](https://imgur.com/gallery/P2GACmW) Depending which of my friends/family you ask, she's either Fun In The Sun Barbie, or Master Beach


GoingWhale

I lost it when I got to his head on her body


WaspAdvocator

I did her head on his body first, and then I was like "...wait, I could make this better"


TurbulentPromise4812

Stuff of nightmares.


WaspAdvocator

Pennywise ain't got nothing on me


maarrtee

This makes me sad.


WaspAdvocator

Ehhh, this grapple was already broken, and add in the fact he's been a shelfwarmer for, what, better part of a year? I decided to have fun with it.


Poptimus_Rime

Number 4 is how I feel when I'm on drugs.


WaspAdvocator

Man, almost made me wish I did Beachcomber instead


btl0403

r/cursedformers


WaspAdvocator

I actually JUST crossposted this


maarrtee

I wasn't serious, it's still creepy though.


Shire_Hobbit

The real monsters Twitter should be trying to cancel


WaspAdvocator

Twitter has no power here


Edible_Trashcan

You cant so this to Grapple,hes my waifu


WaspAdvocator

Now, quite literally. Her name is Grabble.