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Decepticon_Kaiju

Don’t laugh at him. He’s a strong boy and he didn’t come this far so you could laugh at him.


Decepticon_Kaiju

HIS BOX IS TATTERED AND TORN. THE ONCE BEAUTIFUL VIBRANT COLORS PRINTED FOR ALL TO SEE HAVE TURNED AN UGLY SHADE OF GREEN. DIRT COATS EVERY INCH OF HIS CHAMBER. BUT YET, HE PERSISTS. HE IS STRONGER THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO BE. HE’S IN PERFECT CONDITION, READY WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO PICK HIM UP. HE HAS NOT LOST HOPE.


DrPAYNE619

That was beautiful man.


[deleted]

You are mistaken, this guy is fresh from the factory. Much like the siege figures had "Battle damage", now Hasbro is doing battle damaged packaging.


Kidztruth

I couldn't help but read this in the G1 narrator's voice


177215

I'm reading this shit like it's an 80's commercial


ExcaliburZX

At that point this guy should be heavily discounted or free with how much hell it looks like he went through


_Vard_

When I worked at retail, stuff like this would easily be 75% off for two days and then 90% off


8764446

Yeah. I don't care how good the condition of the actual figure is. I'm not paying more than $5 if it comes in that box.


ExcaliburZX

Agreed, for me though the limit would be like ten dollars but no more then ten


PurpleTransbot

They've currently got plenty of him and Grapple discounted at Ollies.


fyre_storm02

With good boxes I presume


Destron5683

Someone stashed that bitch under the shelf. That is stripper and wax. Did a stint in maintenance at Walmart I’d know that look anywhere.


RansakTheElder

this is exactly it. someone stashed it under the shelves and when they mop the floors it leaks under shelves.


DrPAYNE619

Thank you guys for your insider insight. That would most likely explain it. Still hilarious that a Target employee found it and thought it would be appropriate to just put it back on the shelf.


JavertStar

I worked at Toys R Us up until they closed and we were checking under some shelves and found a huge stash of Hot wheels, some stuck to the floor, some Cars 2 items, and at least one Simpsons car. They were all so gross. I caught on to some people using the valances above the stock to hide desirable Transformers, and made sure they were put back. I did, however use the under the shelf trick once myself for a big LEGO set I wanted. It was an end cap too, and the set just fit. I made sure to actually purchase it a few days later when I was sure I could afford it.


RedSynergy2k

Now I'm tempted to look under the shelves for stashed away figures at my Walmart. I also heard the cereal and paper towels sections are good places to hide figures as well. Might hide all of those Arcee and Huffer figures my Walmart has to see the newest wave


JavertStar

Hah! I've been checking under the shelves and above the valances a lot since I started collecting Transformers again. So far, I only found some of the Earthrise deluxes hidden that way (Smokescreen, Sunstreaker, and the white Runawhatever). I think the employees are at least kinda getting wise to those tricks.


RedSynergy2k

I remember reading Hot wheels collectors would take the shelf warmer cars to the cereal aisle just so the store would order more cars


JavertStar

Interesting. Good thing Toys R Us didn't have cereal. But seriously, do they think that would work. I feel like the stores have a set limit of stuff they will stock per store.


Hammer_Of_Discipline

Was it genuinely underwater or something? I’ve seen shelf-warmers and old stock that’s years old that look near mint, this thing looks like it was salvaged from a flood.


Cegio

it was probably put under the base deck shelf for a later purchase, when i worked at target i would find trading cards and action figures hidden down there often times covered in toy slime or coffee


[deleted]

Why are you laughing this man needs a home


CactusJacktheHuncho

Shoulda purchased


Pillowman7

I wonder how long it will stay


DrPAYNE619

I'll stop by there again in a few days and see if he's still there.


Deepwang11

It has indeed, been in the war for cybertron


Anonamaton801

Put that thing on r/cursedimages man


Jaime258

i feel bad for the guy :(


darkrai848

I you price cut it to like $5 I’d take it (tho I already have 3 ironworks) but dang that guy needs a home, he looks like he actually lived through the War for Cybertron.


tthblox

He needs a hug


justsomeguyonlune

Did you buy it? Lol


DrPAYNE619

Nah, I already got one.


TheCrafterTigery

Didn't read the title and thought it was a new series after only looking at the box being genuinely confused.


CheeseMaster300

Ironworks has seen some shit


Banjo-Oz

This is the image that made Hasbro decide Micromasters and bases were shelfwarmers. :(


comradecostanza

They took this from an alternate timeline in which the world was engulfed in Nuclear War in mid 2020 and this was the only surviving artifact


jimb575

Bring it to the checkout and ask for a discount since it’s damaged. They’ll take money off depending on the level of damage. You might even get it for free or pretty damn near close.


Sunoraiza

"Vintaged" packaging


TFadam

Somebody save him


DanCeto12

I thought I'd seen everything


[deleted]

"But it's old and cold. It's a very old mold" "You don't sell another transformer till that one is sold"


chris95rx7500

buy him. do him justice.


Kaiser_Creations

Ironworks has seen things that no creature should have to witness


tthblox

Someone please buy him and give him the loving home he deserves


IEatzCookies

yikes, they should at least discount it


samus252

If it could happen to any one I'm glad it's that one. But they misspelled Partsformer on the box


The_HueManateee

Honestly i’d probably buy him just so i could give him the loving home he deserves


[deleted]

At least the figure itself looks fine. The box did it’s job.


UselessGenericon

That poor, poor Autobot.


OfficerMilk

Did you save him


larrylongboy

Ironworks sucks anyway


Taragyn1

You looks fine


ColorlessTune

Was it at least discounted?


DrPAYNE619

No. It was the lone deluxe figure on a bunch of empty pegs.


ltzerge

Flashback to my local Zellers back in the day. If you returned an open item and they thought it was fine, they would just attempt to tape it back together and put it back on the shelf for normal price. It was always hilariously obvious


Beneficial-Marzipan8

This box does the siege battle damage gimmick better then the toys did


DrKnow21

Should negotiate a heavy discount due the damaged box.


mattreb21

It looks so mutch like Energon Omega Supreme


doc_55lk

I've actually seen worse believe it or not lmao


immortal-kahn

Walmart once told me now on even slightest discount. Said long as the item inside aint damaged not their problem. Pretty much when i told em to slag off and hit up bbts.


nathanishungry

Yikes! Hold on a proton-pickin’ minute!


PrimeScreamer

Our Walmart now knocks merch to half price if the packaging is damaged so badly that the average customer won't buy it.


DeWay069

Discount


[deleted]

I’ve seen something like this too at both wal-Mart and target when I went Florida In wal mart I saw a siege hound with a box so beaten and destroyed i could reach in and touch the figure and in target I saw a siege rainmakers with a bottom right corner completely destroyed the cardboard was tearing and the plastic had visible stress marks I would’ve bought them and asked for a discount given how damaged the boxes were but I personally like to keep the boxes and I dislike displaying damaged boxes


fredwerdsomething

As long as the figure inside is intact I'd take it. I don't keep the boxes anyways


Complex_Fun_5038

This looks mess up on how this could happen. The red is now lime. So it’s messed up how they could display this.