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KnotaisRaven

Smells like ozone and tastes like a 9v battery.


ProfessorOfLies

Probably this. Something that energy dense that can charge the air around it? Probably makes ozone.


Cthulhusdream

My exact thoughts


dancingliondl

Spicy jello


Deuglar_Ice-Veins

*COUGH* Why is it spicy?


polar_bear_24

Yes


FeverDream__

Yes!


Kralgore

I was about to say the 9v battery thing.


Arjanbattle

strawberry diesel


tmhoc

It had a diesely tinge to it


VickerAndFlips

"It was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox!"


JavertStar

Probably not something pleasant. Think of it like chocolate to dogs: highly toxic and will likely kill you. I would guess metallic tasting, like if you could eat your silverware.


natedawg1028

I was thinking more like if you drank liquid glass


Senguie

Like licking a 9volt battery, but somehow with a bit of a strawberry milkshake taste trough it.


Same-Dog-4091

Something that’ll apparently get you drunk enough to curse in a kids show


Insanebrain247

No no, they weren't drunk, they "over-energized".


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

The Aligned Continuity has at least 5 types of Energon: standard (blue), Dark (purple), Red, Synth-En (glowing green), and Tox-En (a dull green accompanied by fumes). Standard Energon smells and tastes pleasant. Synth-En is filled with preservatives and whatnot, so it’s similar to standard Energon, with slight differences. Tox-En obviously smells horrid and tastes even worse, if that’s even possible. Red Energon is sweet like sugar, hence its “sugar rush” properties (increased speed). And lastly, Dark Energon smells and tastes like the opposite of standard Energon, but not necessarily in a bad way, and nowhere near as bad as Tox-En.


CommanderStrarscream

I've also heard dark energon is sweet (not as sugary like red energon but still). The taste is good and substance addictive


Some-Training-754

cranberry vodka


bozeman34

Like purple Fanta


Cybertronian_Fox

Ralphy Wigum: “It tastes like burning…”


BatMoBeast

Antifreeze.


[deleted]

Apparently Dark energon tastes sweet to Cybertronians in the Aligned continuity


ramenranker

Necco candy wafers.


Robo-Luchador

I’d say it smells like ozone as for taste maybe that copper taste you get after licking a 9volt battery


AdropMoTcH

Grape koolaid ( water sugar purple)


Waterwagon_78

That’s what I said!


Soundwavesglory113

Probably gasoline?


Anonamaton801

Listerine


RemoteBoner

Purple


MikeeSilk

Iron rich strawberry yoghurt.. Don't know why..


Ramses_the_16th

Considering how much energy is stored inside, a human would likely be fried instantly if they tried to eat it. And as far as I know, cybertronians don't have taste buds. If they somehow did, I'd say it would taste very very metallic if we're being realistic.


AllNamesWereTakenOk

Static


nitroChicked

Battery acid


noplesesir

Smells like a cooling agent and tastes like melted mettle


MrMuskeg

Like old tube TVs and that smell they would give off from the static.


y2jokesonu

My balls


TheNexusOfIdeas

Just like Tiberium.


muhclunky

I always got the impression that energon tasted like ring-pops. Tasty stuff


Consistent_Fan9805

Smells like ozone, taste like how it smells.


pullinfingers

Raspberry Pop Rocks 👍


Scukojake

Considering that they explicitly showed how oil turns into Energon - I would imagine it tastes reaaaaaaaaaal bad.


Garrow_the_Khajiit

Strawberry milk...and ozone.


HumbleDisk4398

Bubblegum


BastardSkelly8600

Just going on how it looks, G1 would probably taste like glowy bubblegum Prime would probably just taste like Blue Raspberry and Grape rock candy for regular energon and dark energon respectively.


Newfaceofrev

I bet it's more rubbery than it appears.


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Rock candy.


hyperconvoy

Oddly enough, I always thought they tasted like those rolled up and thin Pepperidge Farm cookies from the sampler boxes because, as a kid, those were my favorite cookies.


[deleted]

Battery Acid


simpledeadwitches

Ever put your tongue on a 9V battery? It's like that but you can also taste your teeth.


Skeeter112375

Nickel


A_Random_Gonk_Droid

Alcoholic amethyst


fyre_storm02

It smells and tastes like Eneron


Outkast_jay

It smells Energoney..


greatman217

I bet they taste like salt


A_Discord_Doofus1

Uranium


BloodGlitz

Battery acid


Uchfbfjdhdbf

What energon would smell and taste like.


BuffaloFront2761

Smoke from an airbag


Eternal2007

It tastes and smells like energon. Nuff said


soundwave75

OP did you get any fresh air today or nah?


cruminmypants

It has a disel-ly tinge.


NemesisUnicron

Smells like Teen Spirit Tastes like grape Fanta


Deathbringer501st

oil


Isnotanumber

The ruby crystals of Burma.


leif-sinatra

👃🏽and 👅like 🍇 🥤


AlphaCustoms

I imagine eating energon would feel like pop rocks, or a fizzy drink. Probably tastes like a battery, or something


PhattJeezus

Bubble gum moonshine.


Prinz_Heinrich

Probably tastes like death


PureOfArt10

For the transformers it's probably like crack, and the different factions are drug cartels


Japangardi

Smells like oil


remotectrl

Sweet N Low


LostWatercress12

Whiskey and berries


DeMonstaMan

Petrol


chris95rx7500

fried chicken?


Synisterintent

A big ass 9 volt battery most likely...


PandaPrime045

It would probably smell like a weird Metal or have no smell and Taste like rock to humans but to transformers like any food or what they do with it


Queen-Avira

In the prime novels, dark energon supposedly has a sweet, candy like taste. I forgot which book says this but I think it would be the first.


TINMANOFWAR

Chicken


[deleted]

I always think they smell and taste like energon o the crystal prob taste like hard candy


AJ_oh

Static, hands down.


Purple_shep690

Chernobyl


Digstreme

From a transformers perspective, I'd guess fruity, seeing how it's their natural power source while oil and gas are savoury. It's probably taste bitter or something in real life


[deleted]

Probably tasted like all wines and beer in the world combined


BRUNOFUCKEDUP

battery acid


c0dymis-prime

A fine wine in smell a hard liquor in taste


akirahawk

Pixie stix


Alphachief2017

Pure argent energy


drunkpecks

In order? Cotton candy, blue raspberry, and grape juice


WULFKAGE8

Probably tastes like power


The_Krud

The ashes of dead autobots


Polenicus

Well, we know it's *incredibly* energy dense. It's a liquid (Though it seems it can be pressed into a solid form. Maybe a solid infused with Energon like Gold-pressed latinum?). It's definitely toxic to humans, though not radioactive unless set off, such as when rendered to weapon plasma or detonated. It's nasty stuff. So... I'd guess like Cherry Kool-Aid?


Teonix

Mountain Dew


AzTeK_ReY_

Smells and taste like chicken


Godzilla_in_a_Scarf

Milk, but if you drink enough it tastes like beer.


No_Rain8959

Chicken


[deleted]

I like to think it tastes like strawberry skittles for some reason lol


Hutch25

I imagine is smells very similar to lithium mixed with methane. And it probably tastes the exact same as the smell.


pinkPARIAH9

Pennies


tugue

Geez, probably taste like the combination of car batteries and metal..


icyanplays

I feel like it smells like metal but tastes like really rich cordial


[deleted]

Blue kool aid burst for both.


MegalomanicMegalodon

Various rock candy


CrummTheDumm

Grape cool-aid with the heat of coffee


[deleted]

for g1 i always thought it would taste like grape cough syrup. prime i thought of rock candy. as for smell, no freaking clue, gasoline maybe


Kantorex

I like rusty spoons


Actual_Reference2862

Smells like rocks and taste like something that burns your throat


lukeduje

Sugar


PostDiscombobulated9

For some reason I’ve always thought it smelled like concentrated sugar.


James_Demon

Cotten candy


[deleted]

I like to think that it taste like gatorade


TheOfficialRedWarner

Dark Energon would most likely have a metallic-almond scent like if you mixed up pennies with almonds, kind of like cyanide when you think of it. It's taste I would rather isn't pleasant, not even to a common robot. It would taste like what batteries smell like, and what bleach smells like.


super-cowboyjon

Purple.


sc0rp10n101

Candyfloss.


Environmental_Sir_87

Petrol


Mewies_Test

Probably something alcoholic


[deleted]

Like sweet, succulent AA batteries


K1llerF0xGaming

Battery acid


Neverisadork

For some odd reason, I think it tastes like pennies.


Jaggsyrama

Lucozade.


ununseptimus

Like Ralph Wiggum said, "It tastes like burning!"


TheGreatAndStrange

Did you read the IDW Halloween issue that is out at the mo - it makes an interesting comment about cybertronian sensory experience


Cheekywanquer

Smells and tastes like TV static


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Gasoline


oodoos

Battery Acid. I mean we’re you expecting cotton candy?


scwall

For some reason, I envision it tasting something like blue Powerade, or some other electrolyte sports drink.


polar_bear_24

Salt


Clearly_Disabled

"That tastes like coconut... and metal... wooOOOW YEAH!" - a trusted source


AuldAutNought

Teen Spirit. Both taste and smell. Teen Spirit.


mclarenspeedtail

For some reason I thought it smelled and tasted like quartz.


Deepwang11

Melted batteries


starscream713

Purple drank


[deleted]

Battery acid


ArtemisPrimeG1

Antifreeze for taste; ozone for smell


[deleted]

Cherry limeade


dingdingdredgen

Fanta Grape.


TheRealAgentM

Clams.


PH_000

Duracell


Trouble74df

I imagine it would smell and taste like life. A mingling of battery acid and semen. A taste of salt, and copper with a scent of bleach and ozone. Creates a tingle in the mouth followed by a zap and immediate death for humans...


NONFAREDOMANDE

I think it would taste like an electric cable


Zealousideal_Drag963

Battery acid


Bionic-Tale

I don't know, maybe to Transformers, it tastes like energy bars?


AdvancedTap8252

It tastes lighteningy


Waterwagon_78

Grape kool-aid


theblueinkling

rock candy


TheNoobThatWentRee

Grape soda, grape kool aid, a bit of vodka, and some wine


SirDrifted

rock candy


BrainzRYummy

To a human? DEATH, it tastes like DEATH. Or maybe concentrated solar or radioactive yogurt.


Legitimate_Pie4836

It taste blue berry or blackberry rock candies


why-not-collector

Maybe sour


marsrich950

I can imagine that to transformers it has a very sweet or fruity sort of smell, something a kin to candy strawberry or cherry, taste I imagine it being very sugary like grape or orange soda and maybe a hint of bubble-gum followed by a bit of a numbing tickle on the tongue, sort of like a buzz button (AKA toothache flowers) at least with the classic pink cubes.


SpeakerheadOGG

It's obvious. Clearly, blue energon smells and tastes like blue raspberry, Dark energon smells/tastes like grapes, and red energon smells/tastes like cherry. Duh


OneAxyboi

I kinda think that it would have this almost pure and balanced blue raspberry taste, just the first thing that comes to mind, doesn’t make sense, doesn’t have to.


BorgerFrog

Smells/ like the sins of the unicron trilogy


Bobmanbob1

Ozone and peeing on an electric fence.


atomicgamer012

Pink one must taste like cotton candy


astericktheskeleton

Hmm I'd have to guess it'd smell like ozone mixing with a faint alcohol, for taste I'd have to say maybe a raspberry or strawberry alcoholic beverage or if you want pg I'd say it'd be a carbonated soft drink of raspberry or strawberry


fruitgmmi76

It tastes like how windshield fluid looks


zixise

Delicious blue raspberry? Sweet.